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Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
`9 Y' n2 E2 i. Q- B+ A. F When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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& {1 w% `8 E, R o/ j Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? ! z. z4 a/ X& W; S) B9 T5 y v
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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( ]3 ^! q( B8 L Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
7 ^" }! K+ G0 q# k# q 1) The DNA is all the same
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: r8 w5 z, w0 P Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out0 m2 O) L) V% [9 D6 |
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
2 a! i0 p% c6 c: X When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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8 Z& s6 X& s- Y$ ^- X1 }' _: m Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?% g! p B7 ~9 d6 C
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'7 @ W8 u' ?+ T9 v1 j6 y1 z
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A Redneck Thanksgiving, @' @' f0 M7 d$ R8 R8 _
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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