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7 ]' o  k* v+ {/ ~; s A Redneck passed away and left his entire
* S7 Y6 N2 q. u! H# e. K  estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
7 M, {' L, c( V) e+ o& S6 x5 e When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
5 W2 t# i9 ?/ h! _% Z0 S  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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  Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
; c% q8 `+ h) W$ w  2) There are no dental records
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$ t2 A& K: C- ?. L Who invented the toothbrush?
; a3 T; E6 {! Q2 J# E    A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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' a, N$ A* R1 {/ w( m8 X- k Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
" T9 g& b0 [4 O5 ] When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
! e( {2 p: g6 W' o 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.  The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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         A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
4 H. D% [' W, }9 U4 Z- R" a1 a  and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
' m1 v; s0 K$ M1 M( \3 S( p and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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$ [: ^7 o# p3 N% X+ m. k A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

  That's all folks!
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竹帘儿

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。

Xbfeng

redneck的院子都好有创意啊，很想试试redneck的swing。。。
( I0 E' Q5 s8 U" f' F竹帘儿 发表于 2010-4-7 13:25