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- s& @: m2 v& I" ARedneck Yard Swing
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5 v& F0 }8 k/ K- ~ A Redneck passed away and left his entire, q; |$ |0 w) u8 |2 \6 ?, v1 |
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14./ w v" I$ c4 j2 g! i3 j3 t7 V. ? \
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?$ ]' X! K- u7 R. Y# M6 D
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar : s' T1 y \& x5 T" i8 Q% W7 y/ w
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
7 B8 A8 G9 V6 h F' z It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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5 t( \! t) a, N6 G2 p5 n2 |! R+ z. G o Redneck Limo- w1 s6 l4 s Q/ R- K) K. f+ }! ^/ u
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7 x( h" w, K# T- B8 z Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
6 E% [' i, d* p& b+ j* k- _$ x6 y7 E 1) The DNA is all the same
2 h; T, C$ f3 @ X3 e: Z 2) There are no dental records
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3 i5 I: q! c3 ~9 ]9 m; j- D Redneck Mailbox9 ^" L$ b% N* Z, S- }& c
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: H/ U! I% C1 |; K2 `: h Who invented the toothbrush?: T1 ]' D+ }% f* _
A Redneck!! : g1 B4 v/ ~- v0 M
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush); l' H: k$ Q3 p
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
+ U$ G Q0 O! d3 m' u1 d2 b7 K+ B2 s The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.& _4 S$ d+ l( K* k- H! p
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3 c+ s9 n6 H) p$ _, y Redneck Weenie Roast & \) l+ C" R$ i2 g
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# W: r7 n! C5 P4 ] R A new Redneck law was just recently passed
& y" [6 e9 V) T. W& i6 [- U# y6 A( @ When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.. Z) z/ p; E. Z% O
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
2 w& p* Q v! i x+ i 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving* A g! U0 V4 J% b) W3 W
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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1 {3 t2 |3 P' T' b' x A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 5 P/ q/ G' d4 X, S* e( N( c
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That's all folks!
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