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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 % Q6 o1 Q( j, g2 s
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Redneck Yard Swing6 r( V% h5 p+ G8 `& X
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! [/ S8 P* y. b* v/ [& I5 v7 u A Redneck passed away and left his entire
, w& E5 J; K9 l* {/ Z estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
; K1 N$ q+ Q: {. X- C/ D" s When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead.": ? @# V7 I+ [! R" \! `
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Redneck Cellar 8 X2 j: ^, _# I& P' z1 n
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& m1 v# E7 H/ w j1 g' R* [ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? " _# o- R _, U0 C0 H, F' x/ \
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
4 u: `9 X/ s1 [2 Y* O5 K: f6 G 1) The DNA is all the same/ X! q9 M' a2 H& f/ F! U [. s
2) There are no dental records0 j# X* g' @5 ^! \$ C
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
+ S- i9 V- Z6 \3 ` A Redneck!!
4 T' e: ]. {4 x( i& P r (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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9 I3 _' g* N$ J# } Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?; A4 v0 N+ i! W& X+ T
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.5 _" ^; \/ D; A: k# j/ u! f' w
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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5 u/ t8 y& R* w6 U8 b! J! b A new Redneck law was just recently passed
" b/ B3 C# ?( K5 R5 w: S0 f* y When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins., n; U2 r! }: \% ~+ S1 W
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0 i; v0 c( b) Q- \# O Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?9 s! c/ [, o( t! }' o
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'& Q7 k% |, H& q: \1 I
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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6 `# O! ^9 h I- ^# Z (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)1 E0 `4 m, {) U* i
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4 |' a) W2 n/ f A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 165 U; r1 X V6 _" `& M: o# b/ `1 Y
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
A" j6 g/ K' T$ t! i9 G and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ! | `& p3 T8 U
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1 {0 o( N3 q' i8 G A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...6 l2 O o6 K$ n7 O6 f0 Z
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That's all folks!
7 a/ C& v& I0 \; ^4 g4 I: I I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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