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8 V: F4 t3 l0 g' RRedneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
3 ^; S* o6 p" B ^ estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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! p3 s3 i7 P: X2 s( Y4 x6 h How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?8 |/ D( y/ o, B. C
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
) V7 ]$ g" |+ G1 `/ x It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 9 H( i, }' k# J
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Redneck Limo V' K; \/ u, A) _* |4 }% Z
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
0 f5 K; G. z5 I) I" o 1) The DNA is all the same
' D6 i2 M; Y7 y2 r 2) There are no dental records
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2 H; ~4 C2 q; d M3 g Redneck Mailbox
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1 u! l* C* W+ o0 ^& @" N1 ] Who invented the toothbrush?
9 F$ ?0 K( m, ?3 l! j A Redneck!!
& Y1 f: [& M* g8 e: _ D/ E (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)) E7 o0 u9 j! V @$ v
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
4 G3 n6 x/ j8 b8 F8 v( e7 [ ^ The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 v" W8 e0 k- @0 t+ S
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& R3 l3 q( m: G0 \6 Z$ e* Z" I* t A new Redneck law was just recently passed* ?( T: Q; H# R3 k
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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; S$ o9 U+ U+ i& ~; d, {: }5 O9 f Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
) B9 y3 L+ y9 T$ [/ X 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16, ?9 l- G$ _! L
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .0 N+ D! x0 p9 G- F5 g, e
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 5 m& p& y* A" W" ]! I9 S
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That's all folks!
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