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A Redneck passed away and left his entire+ ?! K' Z4 X# H* K" r
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?0 `% A7 e" r3 N( ?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."" S$ ^) v* {8 a) }' ~5 Z" J$ @
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Redneck Cellar
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? - U% U7 ^" o; m T6 c9 _ o, y4 l
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 7 u0 I0 _0 |1 k- Z& F
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8 t$ Q* e- T/ m) D* _, p5 G& f* N Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
" d9 j5 s6 Z' W# e8 L) q7 b& k 1) The DNA is all the same
0 W: v$ k+ v4 `- y' h+ y 2) There are no dental records
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" X% `" X6 ~9 b) G Who invented the toothbrush?
: z, g: x# m8 M5 n A Redneck!!
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( l1 y6 ~0 M+ O6 g- w/ v Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
S' O/ u0 B. X) j5 `6 R/ k The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.7 V9 H* ]7 c# T [' E* k8 h# b2 b
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When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.8 R& M$ j: Q/ A) {( r+ w& r% e
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Redneck Wheelchair+ [ v+ C' b; D3 t7 a- s6 h1 U
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?6 p. R- R3 }; h
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'5 C. t v3 [5 O6 A( ?. U8 `- L
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A Redneck Thanksgiving; K+ L5 K c, D& B! n
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck): `' W) Y. d! Z
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& F2 h# }/ W# [/ Y, a& `/ ~$ h A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' : C+ K% s# v" ?+ s$ w5 D
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...# r" U4 l9 |% ]4 m+ |/ Q% m
5 l( n: M) M: K& Q& W \% s9 E; v That's all folks!
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