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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-4-7 13:17 编辑 ! z6 w( o1 Z; c* |3 i! U! L
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Redneck Yard Swing9 ]% u u9 P" x
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- E$ r: U% A/ A. S' k6 l A Redneck passed away and left his entire
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7 _/ a5 S- |# Q. z% u How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
0 v: w# S4 K9 S When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."* C2 t9 b P. p/ ?* d. l
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3 j1 M2 J/ f0 C' G: K8 j# g6 Q Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? 5 N" C' \3 c# k1 B2 _( }/ I
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. * s& V2 q2 A, g4 o0 S" s( e
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0 A5 @ R- c0 r& s Redneck Limo
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- a; C5 E: m/ ~; e Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:: p, h! v8 O4 U3 E
1) The DNA is all the same
& D9 h+ M0 C7 I. q; z0 j. H$ U 2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
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(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)& g% ~8 p. H4 d9 ?
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/ m! v$ U* _. Y& ^ Redneck Time Out+ v: H2 Y( s' O7 y0 v8 P0 L# J3 ]
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1 ]; Q: N5 q. I G: r Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?, [3 R2 w! J' \# ?0 L% g- z$ X- c
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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5 L1 @* t7 F# _8 j A new Redneck law was just recently passed
; F; v# e/ o) \7 `' j$ C8 ] H When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair, e( L/ `; q' N- {
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+ J6 Q4 z( E9 O0 y. n Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?% k# i& F2 m6 J9 z
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'6 F9 ?3 s5 F6 Y' p2 O9 x
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6 C$ L' E2 w+ O5 w: K' M& @ p- t A Redneck Thanksgiving
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck): P( b8 V0 Z* A7 B n
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
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& n4 U+ m2 N8 J+ V: z f$ L' q- ? and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...6 U8 u+ X3 ?; W% u4 P4 ]7 ?( n
( y9 @% E8 v* K2 {+ W$ S8 ` That's all folks!
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