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& ~0 `' z" O/ M- y9 kRedneck Yard Swing( K7 b7 c/ g, }0 e$ x
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/ `( d; R" v. [% c: X A Redneck passed away and left his entire
" ^2 R, X# n2 l6 D/ k' X estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.; T0 s9 o' O' I; z2 w" q
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?& m: e7 _- M2 `! N8 q3 _0 U
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."$ i9 |) D" Z1 u9 p: _3 M: [& z. o" G
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
Z0 L& A5 Q% \6 _ It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 6 p8 k9 M# D3 |: K7 |; Y% R2 k
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! V+ o6 P r4 [, {( ~0 m* X' ]6 i Redneck Limo- L. A+ H# h- Q- F5 O" ?
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/ B* P1 Y3 S/ j+ r, z) m Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
! x9 T5 i/ e, R0 y- B5 R4 g5 |7 L 1) The DNA is all the same
1 b$ F' t$ v9 j+ | 2) There are no dental records& i% a: z( k# j
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Redneck Mailbox
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* @, g7 Y" z* c+ S/ _& E+ h Who invented the toothbrush?0 ]5 \6 W4 Z& }. J
A Redneck!!
5 d" ^8 \3 t, K: K$ a; o. B (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)& {! r4 T- K; \8 {' H) a
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Redneck Time Out2 x# r9 g4 |4 h m6 w7 z( @
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?, h& l* O1 x4 K# d
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.( H j8 g1 _8 u6 D
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y1 T# N9 L9 p- c3 C/ H; m5 \ A new Redneck law was just recently passed' r0 D" i. v( l4 @. h$ D5 b
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.9 G+ ]3 w. n" n# h
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Redneck Wheelchair8 H: y: O$ g: S1 [0 k' ^2 x1 ?( W
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5 Z4 k, c) ~3 ^! [ Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?1 x7 C* @$ f' [. v L0 l- ^
'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving( t: n) L6 f0 K7 q0 j
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)5 F! ]$ J$ P" `: v* K
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$ W; O: H' M# t7 w A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16! b. L7 [5 J I! G- U- q
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .0 y3 D7 `/ d* S* }5 [
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' ) _1 d' |" s# P; T: `# s3 M4 D
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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+ [9 r! z( s% t! h That's all folks!
3 d+ H( `6 V: j! S2 L# P- l8 s I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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