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- L% N) G& F, V" t5 a" e; y8 }0 t6 VRedneck Yard Swing6 u5 d! Y- d5 U* M1 l
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6 K. d& n. ~- G1 O7 } A Redneck passed away and left his entire
0 w$ f4 g8 R% k1 S0 n% N estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler: O% H, |0 A8 L9 q+ z4 F2 w5 @
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4 M) Z& K* }3 h How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
& @* z+ B8 @% } When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead."
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% i8 c) h4 |$ k. Y. [8 g Redneck Garden! f; c5 d$ [0 p; y& W, o2 j
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+ J- Z# ]+ j) Q8 u {' D6 y Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
$ W( u6 _2 K' t$ D8 t It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
/ _* \/ d+ V7 W9 L5 U 1) The DNA is all the same
& t$ E2 k! J3 q6 @8 `0 C 2) There are no dental records
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2 _8 J/ ?" \/ a Redneck Mailbox
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9 i7 V) Y+ S( c5 m+ X; a Who invented the toothbrush?
3 l3 i1 T( Z) w A Redneck!!
# i l, K1 Z% k* h! i' R5 Q (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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8 \ G- Z; R! t6 Y; y- t Redneck Time Out/ k; O8 o3 A9 x% m' k4 } u' w
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$ d* s4 c" h- z. Y% T2 X# z" [1 \ Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
/ u1 A1 S% {+ j5 h# g The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.- c% K, n( e) M1 v
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
8 T8 g+ K, }9 v, S" N When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
- W4 d' h- l& R& z( l2 \8 r 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'- f, M# h. `) d9 V0 a5 u
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A Redneck Thanksgiving, s2 ^% j) J/ E2 i$ }+ b" g/ f1 W
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)6 G( g. L$ h Q4 v% Y5 g
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16$ e& k# o5 D, t" a7 N7 `* C& T1 _
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
: c) n6 V( O$ g and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 6 ~9 m: t% U+ W4 D
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" z) ?4 ?4 X3 u. J7 B" j ]8 q$ ] A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...) Z' D V4 H$ V# o) C$ F* I1 y
3 P$ X% e( M3 m8 I0 c8 U That's all folks!
' i$ ]- p4 Z- ^; P I KNOW YER GOING TO SEND IT ON !! |
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