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Redneck Yard Swing
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; l9 R7 D& h2 ?% R7 J A Redneck passed away and left his entire% c: \, j$ n0 ^+ @
estate to his beloved widow . .. . but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. O7 V# \0 G2 t7 X" i* |/ o
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8 u$ o1 m! n9 U7 p6 U3 V1 U8 Z1 ]9 G Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?3 P0 b+ B- o. C! O' `8 `; A& G
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ......"Go ahead.", t' s1 S6 {7 E+ n. @
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden, m1 @4 y g, o* L
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
# k, V4 x- x- V" O1 x It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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- I1 X& L/ O" w" b Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:0 V: k3 }# n& j6 v
1) The DNA is all the same) l* D3 ?4 [2 z# k7 [: o- j
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox# A' S' M+ |. b2 z* e' @
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8 _+ N# E7 `3 `8 l. G1 P4 y Who invented the toothbrush?* D2 o! w$ f: N# W6 |
A Redneck!! - R3 ^9 \5 D" r8 p! n% T7 J) C! N
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out
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6 y1 o* U* W6 S$ w$ {" a1 p Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
7 O3 C/ h6 N# s The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.# L8 ]3 x: _( c6 {9 C4 \1 ?! {
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* `. D; `/ A8 X! B A new Redneck law was just recently passed4 U0 P% Z6 i% C) T. k8 ~
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair1 U# g3 k4 z# a0 v l2 d1 v
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' Q* t( |* c5 b/ V& x- l+ x n$ } Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down?
) f: `* R9 A' w: ]) m* Y 'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A Redneck Thanksgiving, \6 f4 B L8 O- E+ o
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(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)0 k6 l9 A" j( f0 @+ \
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and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ? ' . .
1 b! U4 ]9 \) a; U$ a and the driver replies 'Bout wut?' 5 l3 z+ `. W4 H e- Q, }
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
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