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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
8 w* W7 e( i3 t5 z% g& ~ 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
6 c8 A& _, Z( f; l% ?: M$ s3 Z 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
( w, g0 n- w' [" u! X 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han! 7 [8 Y+ n* L# _$ X1 R
5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" 5 e; q& J3 m- R3 A
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
+ e9 R6 Y, @( c8 f students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli?
' x% i/ T. `) t# e3 b5 W me: chemistry. . . & [ r; [: `( `5 r" v8 D
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
1 ~3 X, G7 |6 Q 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
5 @8 I" Q" t# J6 w9 H 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No.
" P4 D" d- D1 W! Y( _& f 10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD) ; }, [. g, J1 a$ p
11, junior high school art show, looting answer session.
4 h" q) W. `& e1 W( l' N+ r5 c hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished"
: u2 b6 E6 @$ P1 D: | then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
! _; u( l6 O# _ this time, a players on the answer in the.
0 A$ G+ {# C4 O* O9 ]; c host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" 3 [1 q) a& ^, b' V; c. [3 v
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "
7 {5 b2 V7 L8 J- a, | 13, when the school
1 C9 g# j, b: P" N7 ]4 H+ O day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother " @9 g8 x6 b; \6 n5 z0 J/ z
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "2 s! ^; b, Q4 I3 o6 O+ _! I
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years
9 Z$ I+ o2 O- b( j 14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
* k9 A" L- Z$ ], c A. R 15, one bedroom 7 z) e' c3 |, D/ T; ?3 G) \
students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
( p5 @3 d# D* d5 E' [ results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
1 E* {+ ^+ P& Z2 C- @3 n, g, d 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
( O& k, i# A; w* F- ^( F 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
! F1 w+ K2 m$ m3 _/ G7 W8 e 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate." 3 a8 |+ E; _; x" a% t" u' u, o/ Y
19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . . 5 z8 L! d! L4 ~$ x% j: Y) R
20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. / O6 n: t6 _' m- Y! C
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..."
: @* m$ v% d4 P 23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!"
: o) E3 {( o" ]- q0 B9 c5 o 24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
6 y0 @+ K% E2 c5 v; O 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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