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front of the computer for 20 minutes of jokes laugh
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1, bowl fall to one-day-old scar
! Z% H1 ?7 @: S8 H( ^; p 2, once a variety show, the hosts came to power announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang Song and Dance, off of your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
8 `; r* F, X' t- w6 m: p0 ? 3, Tiger is not fat cats, you when I was critically ill 呀!
' c5 \; f9 \& L7 V% H 4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, says: XXX,christian audigier clothing, you have given me stop the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
& G. L. U7 C- ] 5, once I drive a female colleague sitting beside me suddenly asked: "how do you not drive the Department of condoms?" # {, L5 ]: D g
6,louboutin sale, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
1 K9 g) z f8 Y. L% i students: what to teach the Arab-Israeli? ! v# X3 x* _, Z. x0 e
me: chemistry. . . ; X$ z4 m7 j4 b; `& g( t \/ O
7, at an Internet café, a classmate of their hands, shouted: "Teacher!"
" Z% v" f$ G. O% D& G; w 8, we drink more than one person has to go to quarters and then brought out a cold uric words: urine drink, and wine on the particularly high.
- ]3 _) j% O3 Z8 N* U 9, to buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too high, and five dollars samgun bar. Boss: No No. 5 ?5 C6 c$ i5 k6 }6 R& ~9 \. R
10, a friend asked me to configure the computer, I said,ed hardy shirts, is the color of the monitor. (Meant to say LCD)
0 g4 {9 b5 C9 r* w6 \ 11, junior high school art show, looting answer session. / m- ?3 i7 i, X
hostess: "It is attention, do not grab too fast. and so began a show of hands, I finished" - g+ t' G# Y0 G- o
then began to read the subject, saying, "Now open..."
7 z$ N7 h6 E) \0 W+ k0 l; K this time, a players on the answer in the. 6 g$ Y! C" X- G8 ^9 j: L) T
host say, "the students a little bit too anxious. I 'before' (feces) is still mouth, how can you on the rob" - I1 f: C2 `! k) I ^
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting "Give me a Bowl viper ~! "5 \. _7 l1 h2 J( G/ g" _ n
13, when the school
+ L, U- i/ y; j- W day received a phone call to find my classmate gave me finished, said:" your mother ": z$ ^) z0 f$ r1 h! x
I received a telephone call one side of it casually, said:" Male The woman "( `4 W- G$ [' E" L' A1 F6 }
you guffaw I've been laughing for 4 years . M% R5 A7 ^; {* I* z1 }% A
14, students of high school students (one male) into the cool noodle toss of her hair:" Boss, 2 2 onions do not noodle! "finished also Add 1: "The more the next point noodle ah!" boss :"。。。。 in the end you still have to onions to noodle?? "
% R2 J" Z& Z9 Z' I8 o 15, one bedroom
* W5 g- X9 `( I* Q* M% |# n students come to call my mother used to said, "He is not," but this time I want to say is "already out"
* S- u( o2 t* `& X( i; s6 V results say it is: "He has passed away ..."
6 u+ c" T7 k0 |5 v/ ^8 Y 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite one shouted: "being burnt to death of me!"
0 Y( ~7 m+ H. e# d: U9 _ 17, and my sister go to Li Ning, a pair of shoes, my sister one spoke up: "Miss, how much a pound of this shoe?"
" O, i% ?* N2 [7 L1 h: y v" P1 F/ m 18, one time I shoot I dormitory students in the stomach, and she loudly said: "Do not shoot, my stomach had to urinate."
: j; b& M7 ~. w/ @% p9 {3 W H 19, high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check prior to the class teacher went to the classroom shouting out loud,juicy couture sale, we grown doubled bra to wear, to chala. . Great silence. . .
1 Q9 Z8 g, p: F5 M6 t 20, to school on weekends to go home after dinner cravings have committed, and intended to excuse to walk. When changing his shoes at the door, Dad asked me why go? I casually said one simple sentence: "to loose a cigarette!" The results from my Dad found in possession of a pack of 555, severely K my meal. # ^2 @' F4 m4 P% S
21, a Bureau of Education leaders inspected Kejian Cao,herve leger bandage, after which, the physical education teacher should be declared "dissolved\, high school has a teacher surnamed Jiang, resembles Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey Tang Seng), I ask him the question, blurted out: "Don teacher, this question ... ..." $ o1 f* t' e4 ^2 M K* p0 J- }
23, there is a team of colleagues, there are days I do not drive on the road tires gas, and ask where there is an inflatable,ralph lauren homme, colleagues said: "The streets everywhere abortion, ah!" & z0 J* h& a, u$ z4 E) g5 ]+ Q }
24, there is a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub on it, was furious: "Who today, PLAY ah? do not wipe the blackboard! "
4 \1 u! u: p2 O" ]" r! c6 Y 25, one time I see my sister-in paint, Uncle Tai Po, suddenly, shouting:" You skin so well, but also with the Whisper ah? " |
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