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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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- N$ E5 k8 l) r, r% V4 Y$ FDriver's License - too  cute not to forward+ Y+ x5 L+ z8 p. k4 J! O& O
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. + }1 ?1 V: Q3 ~6 j: b$ d
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
! R% b. N; J2 `* r$ }7 _'It's not polite.'
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/ s+ y( {( y  w  D  b. |2 N( o'OK',  the little girl says, $ ?" p# W0 }5 L6 j
'How much do you  weigh?' ' E1 K7 V9 P& E3 u
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'Now really,' the mother says,  & t* p9 l; R8 \% k
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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  P" w0 q% ]1 Z& ]$ r0 BUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' # ]8 Y2 n5 |+ A, o# m
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'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  , t! W, c( y& f
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'Well,' says the friend, ' @5 q8 p, `; b. e4 j1 S# N% r, e; k3 j
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
% |6 _) m% E1 `3 {' K) pIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 5 h8 [4 q; U9 ?' F9 P
'How did you find that out? ' Y- M( J0 u) M2 `5 p0 n
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  9 L$ T$ N1 q9 y$ X# g

3 `/ |: l7 A& G7 b/ hThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
6 n1 ?: Q6 v0 B'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' 2 _& ~" @0 m- J: @& X

& R4 z( L% m: Q* Q) k0 F+ ^'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, 4 H: o2 e! i; G7 {6 E; K) z. x0 X
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' 7 n6 j) D/ [9 y8 j1 U
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'- L+ J, h' w; r. N+ u  ?% d6 G

7 P& t1 k$ A6 X. n* mIf you  see someone without a smile today! H' ^+ i  |8 e7 D$ `6 c
give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 14:09 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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