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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 : ^. w5 A' U3 [1 j( N
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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: b) F% _: D" n' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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9 C; ^6 ~9 P+ H; f'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
) L* w& Q2 l, t2 W& S- D; f'It's not polite.'
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\% A2 J# }! O'OK', the little girl says,
) W4 K9 V) s; z4 j j'How much do you weigh?' , `( A7 O* W% g; R. B" R' C+ v
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'Now really,' the mother says, ( S6 h4 q$ N, K0 g8 ~7 W
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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# o; U3 @$ i) T9 @- K- O, H( f'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 8 |4 s; u' m9 N, ]3 `
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. . \( \7 @) F e$ E& C% H) U
% \( q- i. ^* M3 e% o8 p( r'Well,' says the friend,
2 G' `0 B. T( Z" _5 P* w'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. # T# h+ L, m" s' T* c
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' 4 E- i+ Q1 y" `( b* T: T! m
) r1 q% d5 l8 V% a' d) oLater that night the little girl says to her mother, * d x# _8 v7 Q) K- m( {
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' q/ b( a; P$ `+ i( C$ A
0 c3 }3 y4 R8 ZThe mother is surprised and asks,
1 S% e1 O5 @! q* n# ]! }'How did you find that out? 0 g1 Z- ]0 m a9 ~3 e N g
5 {* r- j: q8 t; v7 Q- I* g7 n'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' ' T8 N; j! z0 s! c3 B0 B$ S
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 6 P! Y2 G$ r' O
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?' 3 a6 q- ? ^, K" Z
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, - Q: i8 ^0 \6 _2 W
'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?': m* w: C0 Y: D% Z- n2 X
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'Because you got an F in sex.'+ U$ `; K s( e5 S+ e( V
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