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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward- H$ G+ t2 ]5 |* }3 h
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date. . q* Z0 r3 P+ D7 n5 y* ]

. f% V* F; _3 E( E$ X  y' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?' : S" [0 s0 C" y
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied. 4 {; J  v. L* z+ n( D7 @6 u, S' f
'It's not polite.' ) K/ }5 D6 N1 a1 Y& w. ?# J' A
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'OK',  the little girl says,
! i3 \8 _% o9 T: q* k# ]'How much do you  weigh?'
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7 H2 T/ h/ ~% _7 o3 c, n1 W+ H" S'Now really,' the mother says,  
0 G- P9 \- n9 u$ W$ j! U'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.' " {  k4 @  E8 `+ M4 z9 ~6 [
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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7 r9 g; F& S  \2 ]  v  k4 T7 Y# k'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  6 z: g) [% O5 |) B- m
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'Well,' says the friend,
) P- N) W- c, ]( F% W'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
! N/ _( {# ?- q' g* U. K4 ?5 SIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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5 G/ {& Y3 P# M  cLater that night the little girl  says to her mother, : H. k* z+ j$ |: W1 v9 P* P, I+ r
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.' 5 i0 Y* n, ]: Q  k
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The mother is surprised and  asks, ' _7 ~5 l) S4 x
'How did you find that out?
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'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  . t% ^. d; m2 N+ }7 N; o

9 E( W9 t& i) `: ~2 v/ vThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
) O7 K7 ]* j- D& L+ `3 Y% I5 X'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' 5 Y' K; w, d' p

) B; J) Z# U6 ^/ V: U! T) \6 ['And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
# r7 i1 d! h$ l$ U1 Q'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'
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3 i; I5 f' i0 p'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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) i# T" l. Y* M. f/ U'Because you  got an F in sex.'1 K+ D+ Y: n0 W! d, r; L

: t+ v, ^& K  @0 |7 |If you  see someone without a smile today
$ o- k' a% y5 E+ p% {; G1 `give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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