Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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! Q2 G0 e% L! P+ Q7 DDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

, Y8 d1 [1 W) ?* t0 NA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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9 ?/ W, l+ [/ [' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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! K, {" d3 E4 n, I% v& D; q# R'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
/ J0 C# B% k7 }8 B! e8 V- `'It's not polite.'
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+ m# g, X. ~5 c0 j. }'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'
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0 ^' X. p5 I& c% {6 S. X'Now really,' the mother says,  
: H7 T9 \: l. P. d* @. A'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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- L6 B1 U3 V* j) j. _; iUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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3 s6 f' i  \" l  ~- a9 c'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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1 q4 y( S1 j- tThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

. u1 F9 A+ h1 J9 a  v+ e' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
( K' H1 y" G( W1 O, n, sIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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; J. x1 F8 g, uLater that night the little girl  says to her mother,
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and  asks,
, E0 b% R2 \; s; [: d'How did you find that out?
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) j4 w9 t7 f; b6 ]* Y) H3 ?7 Z'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

5 Q  ^& [+ F: D- ~9 uThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
/ F' u; X/ W/ H- m4 X1 W. w'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

$ s; L5 d5 j4 E, S9 r'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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3 T- A/ l, \- o* NIf you  see someone without a smile today
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ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

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