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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 % J. A! Q$ A3 E7 q; d
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward
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+ _, b: m, S$ }6 @8 L$ xA mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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7 p7 M6 f; p: M2 P'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
6 \! U9 Q9 Z. T7 v7 i'It's not polite.'
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8 D1 u' d# z0 b7 |& e9 U' ?* S+ H'OK', the little girl says,
3 m, s# m: i8 B$ E' P'How much do you weigh?' # e9 ^: X: @4 {2 w
5 b. X& S S+ S, f! F+ u7 u5 ['Now really,' the mother says, + f+ m7 a. l& E6 a
'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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% c! a1 c0 W( q( \- S+ z# P5 ['That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'
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% Q5 f0 l6 M& r% c! aThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. & K' I* Q4 \/ F* u, v* h
C5 {( O* j! ?/ |4 Y7 y' ?'Well,' says the friend,
. t# q& d: q, o2 m* \'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. $ J4 Q; Y8 c% a, }
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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|/ C9 G8 C( o; F! {! r% n! \Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 3 D2 A |" z* B0 n- G2 |: a0 F
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' # \( G. Q. v7 y
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The mother is surprised and asks, $ ]4 ]7 ?0 D' M8 _( |
'How did you find that out?
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'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'
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The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
9 P7 q8 G4 i! k* c'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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If you see someone without a smile today
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