Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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" Q4 B9 T2 j0 ]5 B' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
# c, \- n. j, t' x'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
- N9 s/ P8 Z; Q' o'How much do you  weigh?'
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" W8 I& ^0 [: o: V' W'Now really,' the mother says,  
& U; o4 E: c- m& O! ^# h'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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! ^4 C' \, i5 S% [+ \Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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: q2 N! C6 H* M& G$ W, D2 m'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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! ]. X( z3 j, E+ CThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

9 r$ f0 Q! O, t) k' x' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
2 f; \8 u9 L9 Q5 ?+ d! F! Z$ c'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'

  B- W7 D' @" ~The mother is surprised and  asks,
, n8 W$ t2 q7 j) r; f7 Q'How did you find that out?
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9 w# i# V/ t1 F4 l: {'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

  @3 c" U5 U, Y1 uThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
" {! Q, P: x3 r'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

( b: e1 B; B" A% M' Q; O: P7 f/ C'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
! b# S7 n; `2 N. u% ~'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'

'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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% t! y. k4 i6 ^" r/ I- y0 a- \If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller