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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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/ V7 @# h1 q9 CA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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" W; T; _$ |% C/ K$ @! [' o) ?- \# }  _'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
) a$ o' R% f% Q0 M$ W'It's not polite.' % T7 V1 c2 v% |* Q" `& E: t% ?
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'OK',  the little girl says,
4 [! k& N5 e8 a1 @'How much do you  weigh?' ' D- m! W; d2 F

" A1 r& h2 P, s3 d% A1 [0 ?* D'Now really,' the mother says,  1 d% O/ j- k! v- H* i7 C
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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- N7 ^5 `- Y3 N( E$ iUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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9 T8 O0 P  S1 H/ j# ['That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' & n; j/ W' e# t9 P
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. ' G; w8 S4 D" @4 ~  }! K1 {+ O( N2 y

$ V! v/ V3 G! q8 l" }, Z2 P' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  4 H1 ?& E. l2 k$ x* Z# {
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'Well,' says the friend,
1 Q6 e" ^5 {! A. |* _7 t' p'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  : X" C$ b* [$ u6 x
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
( J# |8 D9 Q9 o- [) y6 O9 q- P'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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3 U) S* s0 f% o7 LThe mother is surprised and  asks,   X2 O% I  Y) p3 J5 j, p" l
'How did you find that out?
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4 U9 @8 l, S0 O5 z- V'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  # D) x: K# K! I7 H( A0 F' @: I9 `7 t

9 G( j6 x' o' `, W" T1 `, }3 Z, x+ PThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now. - a9 y! H7 h$ X2 K1 J9 i
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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  v% v+ Y+ [8 f) q/ Q'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly, - m( ^! K9 _( X' M$ P$ B
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' + a/ l  ]6 k+ C) i4 @& \8 |% R

$ J: \4 Z+ R* o" C$ l/ _5 X'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'0 L0 W* ]% }7 x6 b( m5 `) b

4 a' m! @* M  U* X% }If you  see someone without a smile today$ j, T: n, P, g8 H* R) k
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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