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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑
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Driver's License - too cute not to forward2 P9 p( v. M1 h# t- x
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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( e6 ~' L, O8 v* }2 s' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' / H0 z6 W+ V$ g# C- K& Z
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'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. * P3 H v$ u5 S6 I) ^# G8 o8 R7 F
'It's not polite.'
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5 w# Z9 o1 ?: R2 ]( ? }- ['OK', the little girl says, 3 _1 \; U" p* k2 |$ P, I3 W* q
'How much do you weigh?'
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: X4 e. s' a5 ?'Now really,' the mother says,
! T, r' J" m2 h) a' Q'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' : `7 ?$ Y" W2 {
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
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" e( U4 ^& E z: b! L* O# W1 l* |'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' & d! B U5 f+ c/ f2 P
. K9 @; Q x/ UThe exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
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" H% E0 g0 ?- g0 `" P* V' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. / _$ D1 [, R; N' `
; R) ]0 W) k. m$ W! r'Well,' says the friend,
5 i: a0 R5 k/ J3 v# u8 J x$ v+ v'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. ( h" Z/ Q# k! ^5 }
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' * H# G% ^9 W/ D- ~- _! d6 d/ G
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, # d) ]. L$ X' {% U) p
'I know how old you are. You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and asks,
& T7 c2 M: w9 O( u; Y4 d'How did you find that out? 5 r/ Z7 w2 l2 r
: |( Q! ^2 _' u" t! i8 ~& C'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 5 T. Q: U2 y; g7 d! W' X
$ W1 m7 S2 h" |The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
8 V j) R7 S& l- H. B6 L6 m% w# g# I'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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; x5 C( i+ y5 k'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
' `9 F: E) M0 P1 T'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' 4 _5 h, U5 d! B: s" r
5 i6 ]7 P! |! \ W0 ^5 W'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'; e4 M$ J& J: V5 X
1 X. N# ]/ k; T" N" x* _'Because you got an F in sex.'
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; m* @- j4 K u9 {0 w/ I5 }" ?If you see someone without a smile today/ V4 j) i9 ?4 C
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