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Driver's License - too cute not to forward i ]- r1 D S+ @
. }% r- X6 N7 p- R) |A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
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+ V. M3 |% W; i'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
0 g' h- C& }. I% l, [0 L/ n'It's not polite.'
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'OK', the little girl says,
: B6 m! U4 R( `* K: e'How much do you weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,
( i0 Q0 o, F1 {( g. x. O- j'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 2 K" e: w8 e% i# ]; @: x4 d, M1 ^) g" L
9 K4 Z8 ]' N4 }* C# Y'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!' 8 u' C6 I' ^9 A# t
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The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. " f, g7 j5 e- J5 B: g5 z
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' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
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'Well,' says the friend,
* l" {( E) {) i1 @ n. h' @1 F'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. . m9 i4 }5 t `4 P- ?! B
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl says to her mother, r. o; L' @$ A/ ?+ d3 ]0 u
'I know how old you are. You are 32.' H- T7 H" J2 u0 N3 v
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The mother is surprised and asks, 2 W5 m) C) b( B' M/ O
'How did you find that out? 9 J8 `. x- k* }9 h' d# o) J
! V! c' B& N; _/ N) {8 u'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.' 9 |% z" {# @. w: A! l [
) c% n: ]" @* I9 V4 ~4 d1 z: f# n- ?; nThe mother is past surprised and shocked now.
1 s' F9 _4 j* I) P'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'
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'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,
# I3 U" x+ I( X' B% p'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.' + L" M9 u4 {3 i% P4 D9 A
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'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'- h7 [6 l# @% o/ @8 ~. R
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'Because you got an F in sex.'
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