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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 - u; R; e- K  l. j' t  y5 z2 D
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward  i  ]- r1 D  S+ @

. }% r- X6 N7 p- R) |A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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+ V. M3 |% W; i'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
0 g' h- C& }. I% l, [0 L/ n'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
: B6 m! U4 R( `* K: e'How much do you  weigh?'
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'Now really,' the mother says,  
( i0 Q0 o, F1 {( g. x. O- j'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?' 2 K" e: w8 e% i# ]; @: x4 d, M1 ^) g" L

9 K4 Z8 ]' N4 }* C# Y'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!' 8 u' C6 I' ^9 A# t
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. " f, g7 j5 e- J5 B: g5 z
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend,
* l" {( E) {) i1 @  n. h' @1 F'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  . m9 i4 }5 t  `4 P- ?! B
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,   r. o; L' @$ A/ ?+ d3 ]0 u
'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'   H- T7 H" J2 u0 N3 v
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The mother is surprised and  asks, 2 W5 m) C) b( B' M/ O
'How did you find that out? 9 J8 `. x- k* }9 h' d# o) J

! V! c' B& N; _/ N) {8 u'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  9 |% z" {# @. w: A! l  [

) c% n: ]" @* I9 V4 ~4 d1 z: f# n- ?; nThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
1 s' F9 _4 j* I) P'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
# I3 U" x+ I( X' B% p'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' + L" M9 u4 {3 i% P4 D9 A
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'- h7 [6 l# @% o/ @8 ~. R
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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If you  see someone without a smile today- E* e7 X8 \7 U/ ?
give them  one of yours
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well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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