Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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- N$ E5 k8 l) r, r% V4 Y$ FDriver's License - too  cute not to forward

A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
! R% b. N; J2 `* r$ }7 _'It's not polite.'
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/ s+ y( {( y  w  D  b. |2 N( o'OK',  the little girl says,
'How much do you  weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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  P" w0 q% ]1 Z& ]$ r0 BUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'

'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.
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' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
% |6 _) m% E1 `3 {' K) pIt's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
3 j+ r4 b% b% M7 w0 p# r% h1 t( \'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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The mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?

'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

3 `/ |: l7 A& G7 b/ hThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
6 n1 ?: Q6 v0 B'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'

& R4 z( L% m: Q* Q) k0 F+ ^'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

7 P& t1 k$ A6 X. n* mIf you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller