Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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. D4 k5 H1 o8 z/ _  P! [! F) y9 Y: lDriver's License - too  cute not to forward
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/ V7 @# h1 q9 CA mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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" W; T; _$ |% C/ K$ @! [' o) ?- \# }  _'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
) a$ o' R% f% Q0 M$ W'It's not polite.'

'OK',  the little girl says,
4 [! k& N5 e8 a1 @'How much do you  weigh?'

" A1 r& h2 P, s3 d% A1 [0 ?* D'Now really,' the mother says,  
'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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- N7 ^5 `- Y3 N( E$ iUndaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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9 T8 O0 P  S1 H/ j# ['That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play.

$ V! v/ V3 G! q8 l" }, Z2 P' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  

'Well,' says the friend,
1 Q6 e" ^5 {! A. |* _7 t' p'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
( J# |8 D9 Q9 o- [) y6 O9 q- P'I know how old you are.  You are 32.'
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3 U) S* s0 f% o7 LThe mother is surprised and  asks,
'How did you find that out?
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4 U9 @8 l, S0 O5 z- V'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  

9 G( j6 x' o' `, W" T1 `, }3 Z, x+ PThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?'
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  v% v+ Y+ [8 f) q/ Q'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.'

$ J: \4 Z+ R* o" C$ l/ _5 X'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?'
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'

4 a' m! @* M  U* X% }If you  see someone without a smile today
give them  one of yours

ChiaPet

lastman

well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex

propeller