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Driver's License - too cute not to forward

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本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2010-3-3 12:16 编辑 & r; ]: z, o; x- k( j
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Driver's License - too  cute not to forward
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A mother is driving her  little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
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" Q4 B9 T2 j0 ]5 B' Mommy ,' the little girl asks,  'how old are you?'
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'Honey, you are not  supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother  replied.
# c, \- n. j, t' x'It's not polite.'
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'OK',  the little girl says,
- N9 s/ P8 Z; Q' o'How much do you  weigh?'
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" W8 I& ^0 [: o: V' W'Now really,' the mother says,  
& U; o4 E: c- m& O! ^# h'those are personal questions and are really  none of your business.'
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! ^4 C' \, i5 S% [+ \Undaunted, the  little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a  divorce?'
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: q2 N! C6 H* M& G$ W, D2 m'That's enough questions,  young lady! Honestly!'
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! ]. X( z3 j, E+ CThe exasperated  mother walks away as the two friends begin to  play. ! k$ a& t6 @2 u& }5 p

9 r$ f0 Q! O, t) k' x' My Mom won't tell me anything  about her,' the little girl says to her friend.  
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'Well,' says the friend, ( S6 V5 m. L- S% X# H
'all you  need to do is look at her driver's license.  3 O& {" P' B* X1 ^2 u3 a
It's like a report card, it has everything on it.' - T& ]' {/ [% X! z+ o
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Later that night the little girl  says to her mother,
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  B- W7 D' @" ~The mother is surprised and  asks,
, n8 W$ t2 q7 j) r; f7 Q'How did you find that out?
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9 w# i# V/ t1 F4 l: {'I  also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'  ( V  R4 t4 {0 z) D" ^1 {- ~

  @3 c" U5 U, Y1 uThe mother is past surprised and shocked  now.
" {! Q, P: x3 r'How in Heaven's name did you find that  out?' ! d: [1 r; f" f* ^  x

( b: e1 B; B" A% M' Q; O: P7 f/ C'And,' the little girl says  triumphantly,
! b# S7 n; `2 N. u% ~'I know why you and  daddy got a divorce.' ' P+ D6 ^+ p7 X6 k
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'Oh really?' the mother  asks. 'Why?') F& I- j* e5 i( a7 |- t/ f
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'Because you  got an F in sex.'
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give them  one of yours
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发表于 2010-3-3 14:09 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2010-3-3 18:05 | 显示全部楼层
well ,even worse,daddy got a M in sex
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