The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

7 y/ F* X. h  }% _' N& g    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
! S- Z6 L, r( n3 s* n! t% _    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
. k# w( j) l6 ?7 W    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  
    I have to walk early in the morning,
6 |, Z2 W0 V7 o2 V- {$ @, k    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
   I joined a health club last year,
6 Y  w" i/ Z+ g9 v! O' a    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
( Q3 K" R8 Z$ v1 _, l    Apparently you have to go there.
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- \: |: ?6 Y; X& P* r0 y   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
1 S; A# P+ x+ J& B9 S5 _" B    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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' @1 F! Y- t) i    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
' c7 F& A7 T3 r2 S    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
) J& A' J( S/ A; N   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
  n$ x6 k% h# o9 a8 k9 X   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
$ @+ Q8 ]0 |9 z    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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   AND
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    Every time I start thinking too much
& u& e( U! F- s! F+ H     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
& S4 k( k3 p* D9 D2 G   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.