The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
- J2 [; M7 J2 h$ U# c* W+ ~7 h   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
* z# |$ f0 m; M0 h   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60.
  [& w  r1 S+ w8 S! o& r7 h    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
7 w0 {% k: Q8 t, J6 ]    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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" t  h' p8 [# A0 P6 s4 X5 s    I have to walk early in the morning,
. v( A; r1 b" l1 P/ k    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
: Q) p3 j2 [1 Y5 J   I joined a health club last year,
8 u  L6 l- d# v% b3 l- S- A, |    spent about 400 bucks.
4 }$ M. Y& Y" f! Q    Haven't lost a pound.
% Q0 `; Y, v- J7 P    Apparently you have to go there.
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$ i1 L, C- E' ^0 c+ B   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
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! g$ t- l$ x& p9 r4 o+ e: u7 \- J   I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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2 ]; h# Y2 G2 V+ k4 R, }+ [    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
$ R, y. a' u- `" t8 ?    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
1 H! Q$ F6 A; x+ Z  _0 K2 d  start with a small country.
   
   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
  F1 H$ i$ P& }' k. v    just getting over the hill.
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$ h  f' T7 {0 I( K" C9 Z  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    Every time I start thinking too much
# A7 k5 A, G  f$ m5 t4 S     about how I look,
. d& N9 Y: ~4 t& |+ Q8 ~    I just find a Happy Hour
* s3 F: g1 Y7 w4 ]" R   and by the time I leave,
9 e9 T) n( E2 c2 k/ b6 K3 V6 r    I look just fine.