The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.

    My grandpa started walking
+ s. A* C; J. S0 Y2 z& Z9 p    five miles a day when he was 60.
6 ~. E( e, }9 H    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
% A5 e2 {2 G/ g/ ^    especially when they are taken
/ _/ `) W; P9 I  E    by people who annoy me.
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9 B2 L  @! Q4 T; y7 x4 h   The only reason I would take up walking
4 Z/ l9 |2 U$ a; q% [6 }    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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; l, j9 R+ N1 I& m" n7 {    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
% O1 A" d, O+ H/ Q- ~& S7 x   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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" ^$ }  X7 I/ t+ `( k9 b( Y0 [   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
) P7 x7 B3 z& P- x: v    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
! b; m* m* P$ b- P: O9 m3 W    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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0 V& |/ l' T: h: O! {2 T  [    The advantage of exercising every day
  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
: ^/ O) G; z7 x6 S5 W    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
  
8 ~" A% Q  E6 y. y* h% Q   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
* ~$ S, M+ P! X5 g1 N   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.

  We all get heavier as we get older,
( K2 X) \4 b1 t3 p! _  f    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
4 T% j: u% p  n9 i    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
   AND
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" U/ G: K- @8 b* w$ l: Y5 f    Every time I start thinking too much
     about how I look,
8 l. N1 w$ j9 i, I( Q    I just find a Happy Hour
7 o/ R. _" o' T. e6 {; \8 P   and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.