The Importance of Walking

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Walking can add minutes to your life.
   This enables you at 85 years old
& J  S9 @! A* t( X  y' {( I8 G  x   to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
   home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
* {7 V: ?" `6 d; k0 b% }0 p  V    five miles a day when he was 60.
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where the hell he is.
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   I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
  
   The only reason I would take up walking
" `; q' [( e7 A  |9 `    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
   
# {) v: E4 c3 p  @4 c; j1 _   I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
/ U6 w5 `: o! h2 b! ]* B    Haven't lost a pound.
4 {  d6 o  U1 N! {    Apparently you have to go there.
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1 f* x2 Q8 p- o0 s9 A   Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
0 f1 U/ O% ^& l9 [    I wash my mouth out with chocolate..
  
   I do have flabby thighs,
8 ]9 x. |$ ]% x  G- s    but fortunately my stomach covers them.

4 b% H$ c8 N6 w  |2 ~- y    The advantage of exercising every day
7 Q2 c% a. w) Q8 J9 l  &n bsp; is so when you die, they'll say,
7 |4 {: D1 P. a+ [- u7 ~: F    'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
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0 D0 I  u4 n# M9 }, X   If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
  start with a small country.
   
3 @9 K( ?  N% {1 ^9 k   I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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$ ~2 B: s0 s+ R' z. E  We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
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6 S( B$ m9 z( [) |    Every time I start thinking too much
& E3 h9 S: p4 {& Y1 K     about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
0 C+ k" W+ x3 A   and by the time I leave,
) p9 F. ~9 T- e" r    I look just fine.