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At the end of a tiny deserted bar sits a huge Indian.
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He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed,
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and obviously gay man walks in and sits down beside him.
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After three or four beers the gay fellow finally plucks up the# M. ^( Q: S# z, G( i
courage to say something to the big Indian.
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( n! G& c: D( y2 Y) I1 tLeaning over towards him, he whispers, 'Do you want a blow job?'
5 Y) Z1 i7 t5 k- P- K, e* O" u7 eAt this the massive Indian leaps up with fire in his eyes and
3 A. L6 h/ O. G* {6 d: }8 H6 Jsmacks the man in the face knocking him swiftly off his stool.5 I9 L" i! Y- A* B; E
) P5 z8 `5 J9 jHe proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him
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5 u8 j1 R6 ^3 r6 V- g/ RAmazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer to the big Indian.1 Z$ i/ ]2 R/ U: o6 W1 G* {9 r
, j; }3 r( `7 r, A'I've never seen you react like that,' he says. 'Just what did he
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'I don't know,' the big Indian replied. 'Something about a job.' |
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