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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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# f, Y$ _+ k I1 C# A, Z) O"Mary... Mary...."
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2 x' S' z$ l" q! ~% k+ z"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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& s- H+ e1 n/ k"What is it like?" * t# G7 x' s4 h/ F4 I
5 l; B, i/ l4 J% s+ w) W4 u"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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3 d+ k4 J) d7 ]4 V4 `6 J( O* x( f"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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