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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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$ O# `8 N2 Q% }"Mary... Mary...." 8 }, T/ |, Z" u2 X1 Z
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"Is that you Fred?"
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; H+ s0 c1 m. P; Y+ L2 S0 a- ?) ["Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" % d4 W) {4 V0 o" W+ y* P
" p; b/ @. i, H u0 G"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 4 r: N2 I# K8 x) a; M& C/ }" L( e
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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