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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! C4 @+ u, [3 X7 j" x/ x3 D
6 [" b& x U- g$ A" p" g0 Z# g"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" ' j. O3 U+ F# X9 G2 E8 C
- q, W" T c) o% r M# n"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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0 T2 K3 F( _- h& r3 H. o O0 C* u"What is it like?"
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; H* c8 A2 D; r/ r2 o"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 1 ]; h" Y1 j. P% a
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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