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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ; U% W, N+ }: o
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." b5 J5 l/ Q* [# e0 S0 G Y
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"What is it like?"
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/ b7 x$ v) E* A( P"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 0 _2 C1 ^. Z$ E9 A7 e! D7 x
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