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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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. |( u. n! `, ["Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?"
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$ }! p* v1 ~! @4 a8 Z"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 `8 ~$ w! J$ x) e& _: |, {# `
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"What is it like?"
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6 O$ n% \# }8 s( |+ s# h"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 0 @; y* v2 @2 o' I* @3 g
/ o! h/ t( T C; w) ~8 ]4 Y4 I"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ; X2 e% N* ]+ g2 m2 U
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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