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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ?. P7 ?9 S1 J4 g3 A& e
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"Mary... Mary...." q$ ?- g4 i- v8 O
2 b* R6 n) f9 W9 A1 t"Is that you Fred?"
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}8 O& G* `* E% ~( s"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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0 B3 d# @" ~( e% ^0 V2 v( e"What is it like?"
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( _8 ^# X `! s! U"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 3 _0 |3 C7 c, l, R
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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