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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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& r J H+ |3 a/ _8 O"Mary... Mary...." * c* {- r5 W" ^- }6 p7 K! x
2 p, ^5 s7 y2 r, U9 q' A"Is that you Fred?" ( v- m4 H) x& f) L: u) c
6 A' v) ^. G) }"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 8 G0 M9 W/ @3 Q' Q: c* c0 G
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"What is it like?"
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: X, E$ U' F/ N9 E" q"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " / a) f5 |. V2 a" ]0 D
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " {0 _1 S- {+ X; e% X0 t" U
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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