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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. l1 j- v( }+ d) {* r' r3 D( [
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" # @, |; A) P9 ^8 ^
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 6 y7 k6 n; n+ Q# Z ]* b
: z1 U9 ?* o+ R/ s"What is it like?" ) j- y, |" q" r: K( P, |- e" g
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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, G3 _- y' t! F' l0 D0 j"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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