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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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5 H: M4 u9 K! t7 M9 u) h"Mary... Mary...." & ~0 {$ Z6 W3 \* j/ @
+ W2 ?, @( n; [, w1 _+ I: k7 j+ ]"Is that you Fred?"
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9 B& C% E( w4 d. z$ z"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." " E7 I% Z& U- U9 }# V
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"What is it like?"
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( e5 J9 e" Q4 t, A$ c7 [$ w"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " . {* ]. s" P9 J; {
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 3 G9 f9 n; [2 r; y( N8 w9 f8 I& e
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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