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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 2 q. h: T0 @4 r( C+ `
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"Mary... Mary...." 5 E( F$ U [1 V q( }+ _
, Q* a( h+ j9 w# O"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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. r3 E8 d4 T3 o"What is it like?"
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# T- ^+ \1 H+ }+ I. _" I/ K"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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9 M& k; e% G" b5 y% {"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." & a! W) N+ U/ H0 n- ~6 @3 G
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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