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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! T/ O* I. p/ ~
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"Mary... Mary...." ) R. A) b3 u$ g' i6 {
; w& J5 J1 ^6 j0 Q; l5 t"Is that you Fred?" * I3 d; i3 z; e+ |
% }6 v" g6 {, @"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" 7 W0 \1 K6 ` O! A& g
0 G9 a1 V8 ]( q3 D0 Z& |6 y) R) I"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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; N% o6 q& s* h! x2 Q" N9 Y"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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