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Husband of the year
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7 [5 p' P# h d ?The honorable
1 K. E& h& [& J' imention goes to:2 h. k. o t$ X
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; m, Q( Z& ]; j8 v6 ?& yThe United Kingdom
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/ L# X3 r2 n4 y( n# ]1 T' ^$ lfollowed closely by... 9 h8 D6 @8 A7 V2 R2 V$ O
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The United States of America
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and then...
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) Z4 ~: K! ~$ q# Rbut 3rd Place must go to...
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2 I) Y2 C" [' d; w, r$ c& Q9 _it was very very close but the runner up prize " T$ u) h& x% e8 Z
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 6 f/ | S3 [$ F2 d
5 G* B3 u8 y# x. `, B4 qIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.% p& ?4 t$ P6 }5 C; c; z
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
6 G" j z. ^. u, kShe has He in it;
8 n% d+ j6 L3 d2 aMadam has Adam in it;
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. ^$ }$ V+ \9 _1 b3 X; SOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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3 U/ b' z a0 N& T- O4 mI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENopause
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AND
6 N6 j$ u4 B' z: M W- dWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. - a2 |6 i0 g+ |3 H9 W) w& E- b5 W
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