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Husband of the year. x0 i$ b1 J+ [' a7 |
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/ C1 o1 w$ W3 p% H4 c8 ]2 rThe honorable
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The United Kingdom 8 e: v: y3 T9 }# A2 o/ e
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2 x m% N. V) S- w- Zfollowed closely by... # [0 p/ E% H; { v) k
+ |$ J' R; B' c; z; @4 o6 k6 bThe United States of America 6 g: h6 e0 @6 E+ i+ r# u( Y

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and then... $ S# @: y; J% o: o1 k' m: p
Poland1 \" G( Y6 E. y( a+ k! j, m
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) e! R0 B* q' w0 T1 z# y# G9 mbut 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to....
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: \$ _" {/ s7 l$ Mbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 7 D+ D, y2 x6 y* d
: T$ @7 C2 ~" U. z* JIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.6 N( `. P. _9 L2 z7 h7 N
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even * c q# @* z, @! \* W$ H0 a F
holding her hand....9 c4 M( P3 e, M! P1 B
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Woman has Man in it; 2 z/ ~" r1 W8 @% D, Q6 h+ }: ~1 I
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 8 Z( R$ c( L/ G# K5 j; @5 b5 t. Q
Female has Male in it; $ K: b! f R% s+ _
She has He in it; 0 M; S7 a- m* O! B) s6 O; d" u
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 7 K0 T: k. ~6 ^* u6 L, d
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I never looked at it this way before: ! \9 j2 }( O+ x9 r7 t
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with' h0 z* k9 X. s; o1 ?4 L
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MEN? 9 v5 g1 r9 m6 K9 H4 _( o
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MENtal illness
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4 E; [4 H8 _0 ^, s; DMENstrual cramps & y' o. o. @+ C' i- a
MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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! g. Z' v: Z: z4 q; C, \When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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! ^ ?- u1 [3 c E! r- _Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You8 l7 Z! Q7 P V, _2 O* W
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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