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Husband of the year
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom 9 p$ E% Y+ K0 q$ ?6 {) |6 ]
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followed closely by... $ e8 B' r- h& y) k
" Z8 |) F& z$ @3 H) j0 |' aThe United States of America
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Poland
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( ^: R+ P- |5 Z; z' E2 d2 J$ A3 @but 3rd Place must go to...
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9 y+ F8 a( j3 m" cGreece / Q# E3 l9 W. n) u* {" R
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@6 U+ e0 ]" a7 j dit was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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6 S1 s7 m% I: S6 v+ @% w, V3 UIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.* z: R. x' _0 x! P% r
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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- a! w2 q6 i0 I0 m- NWoman has Man in it;
. Z" K$ t; \. G5 I- VMrs. has Mr. in it;
. @) G" O1 p/ n; |5 w, p$ XFemale has Male in it;
+ X- A$ _9 D; t+ dShe has He in it;
! I% @: V6 O }. uMadam has Adam in it; J$ |8 s3 l6 t' `3 C M
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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1 h+ E5 e* A9 g/ pI never looked at it this way before:
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1 k# ?, T7 v& c& kEver notice how all of women's problems start with4 }( U1 d: o' U5 X/ d& G s" k
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+ ` J' E( n- s) A# I3 C8 HMENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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MENopause
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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8 `" o& E7 ?. x* A& DRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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