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Husband of the year0 f8 m9 e+ U4 \, y
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& c/ s0 ?. d* Q3 RThe honorable
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The United Kingdom
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# N6 Q, O# T) P0 T6 l4 o* f( `& jfollowed closely by... ' h% s; D# U& J/ c, C% c. K2 H' l
) d" `; O$ o* AThe United States of America
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Poland, N2 e' B. s$ o6 R) ^2 `1 w

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: w+ {- Q' U+ o- t) sbut 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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* E" D/ J6 B) Y( [6 Xit was very very close but the runner up prize
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: w* P% F9 H- ]6 c* Q$ gbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ; h- N. M- _4 I; n/ A" T
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.+ ~/ n/ G" I$ q* `2 Q4 N& m1 F: R
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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Woman has Man in it;
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Female has Male in it;
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Y2 C7 E" Q4 W8 K) V4 r6 kMadam has Adam in it;
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3 q# m% L& `# v" O; TOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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* O2 n" T2 ~ T6 UI never looked at it this way before: # ^- L# v6 T! M# K! e% A k+ }
* e1 c! {- v7 p/ ZEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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5 d6 I- t( M0 \8 C8 Z: wMENtal illness
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2 s) { c! ?5 O2 G) t9 @: pMENstrual cramps
0 \* ^8 j: f/ O1 K6 j8 ~* }MENtal breakdown
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MENopause / B$ P" J6 A6 Y: D: p
GUYnecologist
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AND
) q/ G9 \ g f9 w3 M3 JWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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