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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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x) j) d: b8 E) @" i2 VTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house/ ^2 w- t5 I4 V3 V$ i
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. W5 B O& a$ W% {7 ?) J$ d. a
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,5 t' o }+ R5 t3 g+ m+ D$ ?
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
# e. R* [, Q- T$ eHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
# R5 w5 o8 m; A {0 J" sWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
" R* Q, A+ Q/ k# ~4 v; x5 CHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
2 O ]: A5 r) k LWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
8 v6 E; }, b u( l4 V/ iFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,6 e4 ?1 K' v5 Y I, [6 _/ i7 x
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.; h Y3 X6 P' H4 \
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,/ p, V( a1 o0 \
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
/ @2 Y: Q+ a* G! q) hDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',+ q: c0 q, N7 X* y7 V8 x
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .% B" f2 U4 n5 Y% q* R$ Y- z- T
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,+ ]8 K, |$ t. r9 `5 }% C! i
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
6 Q5 Y# Z# a: y2 J1 P( h/ @9 {She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,/ o- s8 b! Q. ^/ A' C4 |( U: o
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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