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Never ever let your wife touch your golf club

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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
虎落平原了,哈哈!
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:53 | 显示全部楼层
索马里海盗新船长走马上任
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发表于 2009-12-16 11:00 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
我的天,这是怎么个情况啊??
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发表于 2009-12-16 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
Probably you should change the title to "Never ever let your wife touch your cell phone".
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发表于 2009-12-21 10:44 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈  i! n! \2 |2 z4 T  E% W- o$ ]
好,Tiger更加英俊了。
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发表于 2009-12-26 12:37 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Tiger s Holiday Poem
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7 A0 N" e/ `" v% e# s* ITwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house! |, {: Y: s. i" o% J, `1 k0 o
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
. I( J1 X' s+ F; j/ tShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,6 P, m# b( o3 C" Y- o
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
2 A& ~- c0 c3 u8 s2 @/ uHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
* `: X" D1 h; x9 s/ b& u0 t- E1 xWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.9 k$ f1 p9 p' t' n: w& k' U
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,4 x/ r% Y. a3 \+ ]% F
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.7 E: S4 \/ D3 r" _  d1 k7 n
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
+ N' _# G* l; Y' O% ]" nTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.& h3 ]$ c5 [% M& T  b! E  S
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,( d1 ?% D8 X4 k+ e
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.4 X3 T2 _, ~) a- f
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! R9 ]2 h7 P. f. ~Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .  Y$ ~6 }& N) X1 h
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
' e! A6 ]( W& J% d9 i" h7 L"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."* K  K$ P3 {/ e. L2 E; u8 b3 C6 O
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ G8 g5 s: A2 t( P' }
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
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发表于 2010-1-17 19:40 | 显示全部楼层
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