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Tiger s Holiday Poem4 B; T7 g @8 B$ e. p
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house2 q% S8 v1 E3 g
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse./ [9 B! d% c* m4 y/ `2 w
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,4 Z0 o: Q1 H, P, t4 j
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.: i9 [; s7 }8 R+ h# {
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.& L& v8 x- J/ ^' W4 l1 u
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed., U M0 y- l0 s0 x9 H, q
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,# _' G0 F7 z8 Z. }9 u% F# _
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
7 j& E9 i( u4 g6 D4 RFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,( H5 @; m& R3 ]) i3 A+ S1 `9 N
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.1 ^- K4 |: y$ q& A
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,! o6 d- z& ?' |- V7 v+ R2 D
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
0 O, n* }0 r }/ N; ADespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) m. g& x; j- ~. m$ X( ZTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
/ h3 M; l3 t+ W! d9 }: {And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
$ d* w+ ~% j) h' _+ Z4 o7 u"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
, V- r% s# X+ E8 I: b& [She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ u* z% c9 N# n# p; Q' E
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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