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Tiger s Holiday Poem* G* p( C8 l# T
2 \! l+ v1 }7 Y; KTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
0 [3 u4 H z; D$ `' ~Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.' N+ Y" f( B& X( ]1 R- o4 I
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
4 K& ?' W9 O( ^. z$ p+ DCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.! R- C* J1 P* Y* ?( C1 I
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
5 O% m2 |& m( Q0 G5 d% G) ]3 ~Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.- _# r1 T* B/ n- Z, B+ k
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
; d4 s, b% C* a! P& E4 B2 C1 V; `With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
$ F, I- q" z$ G1 U% PFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,( {$ q' h+ k9 L9 A7 ^/ T+ A: l N* d
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
# \6 q/ Y9 t% z! |1 P# B5 hWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
2 t5 p7 F4 b2 @ j* VWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.& }3 W) U" t: Z2 x: c/ t! P
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',% x; A4 k( d; C7 b, J1 B+ V
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .* E; h9 F* _$ U* |; V% h
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,0 a$ h% e9 U% {. X
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
! W6 N% [! \9 TShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,* @7 H9 L, k1 k/ \0 o
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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