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Tiger s Holiday Poem: }0 i! T+ k5 Z" I
, N0 u/ F, p* \4 W0 w3 m% O$ M* {Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
% l2 o2 a K) B1 J: r$ r& wTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
8 l4 m' Y0 |* W7 fShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,2 n4 s1 |- t) q9 Z: u9 U
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.; d, j1 ?6 }$ x: ]; q2 D
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.$ m' ?& s6 T2 U' S1 |
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.* I. Y+ A5 ?6 `0 W7 [6 z: [2 d
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,3 F6 g; s9 r, S- ?" n9 c0 d* ~
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
2 j7 i) H: ~) WFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
T* k- b8 ?; A5 OTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.% m2 r' S) o& Q6 q% Y4 P% K6 f' l4 o! g
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,% |: L, O) Q1 Q) ?0 \) o
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
8 r4 Z" z- y! U8 ]( r$ _0 b1 GDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
0 M6 n8 o' r3 F( n! WTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
* R: k3 X: z/ k, MAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,0 I6 O) w7 K4 G. G- e
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
- Y- h! K4 S. C9 e, I8 E- J1 rShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
" w0 L8 f8 v8 y5 l- M& fHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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