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Tiger s Holiday Poem3 b7 W, }, N y, D+ e$ d; C
; r: q% c: W& |6 W; ~! cTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
. n4 a. }7 m) o6 Z, zTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
: F5 L8 Y2 b( F% c/ }: C* y3 m! NShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,' ^( ?9 b5 C [# P3 O. h
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. U& E/ X0 s& u0 }; u% D# }8 C7 X$ E
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
% H; _) A+ r' m: @% YWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.3 P' f$ Q: P7 @
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,0 `1 I1 T* y& c( D
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.* j. ]6 a9 a9 u7 {
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,6 ~" ^; i, e$ i3 A$ |
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
# ?) Y3 r' _- E& s5 F0 y; c! NWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,$ `& ^6 }; N g9 o/ i
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
z# J% k8 W& c: dDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin'," P" m7 }2 X' U
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
( z6 }+ b$ _- x" R7 r/ q! VAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
5 l; K2 Z% X, z5 c) r5 C+ [$ G"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.". c0 F0 ?0 Q" b3 G* F% B
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,! F4 f/ ]" s. _4 p- G
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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