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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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7 A0 N" e/ `" v% e# s* ITwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house! |, {: Y: s. i" o% J, `1 k0 o
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
. I( J1 X' s+ F; j/ tShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,6 P, m# b( o3 C" Y- o
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
2 A& ~- c0 c3 u8 s2 @/ uHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
* `: X" D1 h; x9 s/ b& u0 t- E1 xWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.9 k$ f1 p9 p' t' n: w& k' U
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,4 x/ r% Y. a3 \+ ]% F
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.7 E: S4 \/ D3 r" _ d1 k7 n
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
+ N' _# G* l; Y' O% ]" nTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.& h3 ]$ c5 [% M& T b! E S
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,( d1 ?% D8 X4 k+ e
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.4 X3 T2 _, ~) a- f
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! R9 ]2 h7 P. f. ~Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden . Y$ ~6 }& N) X1 h
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
' e! A6 ]( W& J% d9 i" h7 L"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."* K K$ P3 {/ e. L2 E; u8 b3 C6 O
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,+ G8 g5 s: A2 t( P' }
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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