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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out( ]: I+ e5 b. Y0 L& ^( G. L( C# R( o
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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6 S1 w6 L0 k7 MThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us. p6 |$ G* O7 {( i! M3 X1 U
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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.... Scroll down ! 6 Q6 S: n* i! B. g/ ]
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: K7 f: g1 h/ l& \* G/ B( oYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' + ^0 n3 o2 a, n6 t
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