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Wanna share a joke with you guys:( D& l; v ?2 z6 L
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"7 ?, }+ B- [3 [3 Z7 h% D+ t2 X
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6 w& n8 z3 J* g$ }" b d9 N6 i( oThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out' i! ?- W `3 w3 P( S# S
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.! k' [8 e# u. c3 p! H
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* E) D, u% Q. P& X$ DThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.+ H) m6 Y+ h2 J" M
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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% L6 |3 f- `# V. ~As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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1 m; o* B) h$ b8 p1 Z) x$ |nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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, Q, v- N8 y5 _& X6 z .... Scroll down ! $ m( `* L# S1 r- ^8 |$ O7 C
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/ q4 I$ `/ i' [# T, t. ~. jYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!' $ I/ @3 ^. c* x) h/ L6 A
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