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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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& m' r5 z8 B1 M! _A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?". T1 F+ Z; i f, r: s
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out& e! V% o' l! K# W( C1 A: V. m$ A
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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. K" J1 W( k. iThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.: W& T2 U* H9 w$ |+ ?
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download) X: j1 T4 w8 Q5 c; J2 t
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! H: p3 g) T( a0 \& T7 j+ B$ H9 ~
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,4 B1 Q, o" g4 B* R( v2 |
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:/ m6 r3 D0 b! C! B* w0 T0 Y/ ?
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8 x: F2 T$ t6 X1 r* x( [: A K .... Scroll down !
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8 q6 w, a, l6 K- `9 |/ EYou'll love this !
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