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Wanna share a joke with you guys:% v6 l/ W" Z0 L; p: y; r: D) I
: y' Z) u6 Y/ k9 b4 fA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
3 M: l! f' Y6 p, U% i3 [- @anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.& Z2 `* T- P) _9 x r6 T
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.- b; d9 r" `% c
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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. _/ F8 [( Z P7 MAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
5 B- a5 [$ l* z& g! c z: w" Shad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
. Q$ z0 K! g, ~( ]* T" M1 Cnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:3 f* e" ] ?! V N5 W& q
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5 @: r7 W4 T# Z .... Scroll down ! 8 e* }( F5 n$ V1 H; j) ~
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You'll love this ! 2 @" j, J) Q) Z* p
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'You have Male!' # D% y+ f/ X7 u7 s% r
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