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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"9 M3 X9 J! U8 q; u
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out/ a* R) [3 \. t" [4 l
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 R% t: ^5 E9 j& h6 ?- V. X9 ^
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download6 d1 J, v* V: S: W
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& J' K% Z- h6 @- q9 U- w% s! TAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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3 G& { ^$ N+ S _% bnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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- K/ y9 ]% ]/ x" {( B9 U; iYou'll love this !
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