A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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* l8 Y. C2 }* B- U' YHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

4 a* [( o4 M% w  j0 q: sDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
/ w9 H; \; b% DDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
# Q1 i5 H' ~/ L' C% a9 n6 `Love,
6 T$ G: s( h, H4 [( }8 `1 BVinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

/ O( @' |5 M* yThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
& P- O& h! d7 Q# K9 R- M' `Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
: Z5 j) T, o! o7 C4 VLove you,
6 ]/ n" r8 I' aVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了