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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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0 [% k, G( Z: W" i; Y% }4 R* Y# cAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 F" q  B6 _0 Z9 @7 W& pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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+ A1 Q( i2 C7 t+ |0 P0 n( pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 G4 u0 X. x9 D" Q3 T
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ {9 c* j+ }' {9 r# g- g0 F1 p" DThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 }5 I6 J! G$ i, g( Y6 \8 M% e
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 p5 q) r7 J( c/ j6 C

# u7 @/ {6 s" ~4 U, ?5 l7 JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" C$ |$ D' C( k1 q( ~" ?: N
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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: @% |1 X8 g) X! qDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 {$ `: R1 v# q! b% ?after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 C/ V5 O+ J  T* k+ _

+ W7 r' R: [& l7 t6 |( h' ZZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 H" q# O  B  ]. c' b' U2 gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.1 v) \6 l3 h+ \; ~: P' q5 a
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! C' J5 N) `2 Z
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" Q3 v$ t  l/ WIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 y9 U$ j6 `8 b, O9 y5 M4 O$ a还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 z* S2 @$ p* ?$ e+ d0 l- s" q  ^
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' P4 |4 S6 o0 q1 j  b7 @: y, u
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  W$ {: C% V( i( u6 idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 i# z" I; }' C2 u% m$ W
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, o8 n. @% P5 C; _7 }
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- g: B, y0 t5 ]- y' \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* v9 \. G$ ?7 K/ N& y6 J+ k- e你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. h. F& E# K- L
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:6 u5 E7 p% B4 d3 }7 C. X& L8 j) v
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 x2 U1 E* ~! E, I+ d& p  ?; Q( t
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 Y$ z5 [- z4 q路过,让你们看看我的波
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