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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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  D! ]; U3 h4 E& Y8 y' R) LAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 T# c1 c) A9 N/ h; jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% X/ ?" B" {9 X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* H& {# g% A: m8 F9 b' f* W+ k
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 S2 s2 A0 }2 O, m6 Y8 r
the sivil servants jump with joy.: e& U; ^$ d, d  J) p
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* x$ X' o! V- D" |6 r
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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9 K) Q. f+ ^- S5 [) `In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ s3 `/ Z  u9 }5 Q) _3 J) I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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& a( F+ C: w; g, u! y7 MAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  P& e5 ~, r' `+ G/ F
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: B% A* j, q: h* P! d
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ D+ K" D# C. s. F& u4 D" P
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# f5 T4 |( A5 E7 o$ \/ P# X/ N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* O( b- H0 L# o( ~, J# g+ o) rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ q  e7 @% ^  }
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% U- |3 k+ I# R" R5 Z% w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
; o; X, ?( G% Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! I& V6 Z5 C2 I
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( i! O2 i8 Q$ c5 {3 c
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) v- z9 B* A3 e
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ Z7 p" ]# M. u& M* c5 H+ q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 y! a& o( r1 A! V  A! M
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 G; S$ Q$ D# D% v3 A你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" O- L6 O% N( G5 M. m! T6 e
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 I$ M. ]# A# \4 {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, p4 W1 `, t7 @, \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- p2 X5 r; c" P) n路过,让你们看看我的波
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