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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 k8 T% S% B0 V1 t" W! k) }
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ r! v8 H& C" }+ l* b# Q% v
the other possibility.
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  ]" [. Z0 u  @: SAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) C5 U! J6 {4 e. Q
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in* G& D9 L3 U6 u& q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& |3 |6 e: j! v& w* R

! p6 ]; i8 y: xIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( s# |+ a2 A6 N  G8 l, }# \
the sivil servants jump with joy., O9 P4 k2 a/ @' O4 w' n$ ]
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 q6 S: e+ S% s  L& v, E. G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ r- v  J$ A% K, N* h; j
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0 l7 Y0 C+ i* y1 c7 SThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: @! @9 h' Y) i) r+ n  X. C* c1 |; Ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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. \- R) t( {2 E; a8 wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 |- Z- r3 I4 X" Nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# I6 e/ r- O* y" vGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ L- m+ F0 `) hben a deterent to akurate speling.! d4 d9 d* w; D: I4 k6 L
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 D1 E6 N" ?; i7 w
disgrasful and it should go away.6 O4 g7 B. s( [0 c- D
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% O9 d4 T9 O+ o. ]$ `+ W7 G' {- O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; {: f3 W, p, W- I
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* q% W4 a2 ?1 {: t
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; K( E! `$ n% c. y5 `1 h- m4 B% SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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9 Z5 j+ \4 }8 r6 TIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 ^8 P* k; R% [8 ]9 v
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, I4 Y* E. A. `9 p. B( F
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& @% A) m& a) L: g" t8 @5 R

2 y! U' a$ }* h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* q6 Q1 W$ }3 q/ d
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. t# t/ a' s: T$ _! j: [* g# [2 Z

% `% _" P1 D9 J; c9 i[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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# W1 W0 p# U- v% f5 M+ P1 u, e               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 d1 }# G0 D# z8 ~$ I3 m9 v

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 H5 v, A- S& g, \7 B9 N
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ V/ d' m+ v6 F5 e2 {' g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 s% E& O! c4 i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 @( c# j2 t2 i2 q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 j4 p" W, \2 h5 P' }
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 Q: M$ b% W0 Y0 f, Q/ b$ d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ s6 J( I5 v2 C, U
路过,让你们看看我的波

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