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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house. {4 N' X% {- R
For their first night together.  - g' V+ s1 J* q8 U- Z1 q

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -' u8 t7 `0 M; n* N) b: B
gets up and has his breakfast.  
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0 v! L- U/ c3 LAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  0 C" ?) O: L; J, I" M9 _" n" m

/ f2 [/ }/ N& a( g* s% o* yShe replies -  No.  ) Y5 i; p" C, ]' Q

* X' f6 {) S1 O1 oJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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1 J" S' Z) u( g" |His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.. o) Z) B# c5 l! e% M
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
9 L8 `( k' R6 M6 TAre Paul and Mary up yet ?
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Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  # j5 E! N7 W2 c: O4 _& B0 _8 _5 |, O
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..% o. `9 ^! m8 k6 M. {4 `6 ?
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -$ q: ^' t: g8 O" P- v
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?( F7 C; l( w2 v' Q+ r
His mom says -  No.   
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) a# {( b  V! g/ a0 _4 O9 bHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think' N6 G, [6 G1 N+ \+ Q
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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