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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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0 U1 m/ _7 C* i- HSo they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
  a5 r; `: N0 W6 UFor their first night together.  ; v; O  v% o) z  _

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  ( f' ]* U& Q# s# `
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She replies -  No.  
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0 u. W4 s* c0 |" o( o) e! ]5 DJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?& a) q/ P, H1 u4 \- D8 [8 e

1 p3 w$ n5 ^7 f1 YHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.7 v4 o% Y) R, _/ ^
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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7 [+ H. ?* T9 C& KShe replies - No.
5 O# h  n% y+ _6 n' ^0 z' hJohnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
7 H9 e* s! p4 P+ R7 n" v7 }  D) ]His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..) F; l7 L; q( u( h2 L1 c
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -& R0 n6 e/ n5 s7 r
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?- g9 V; s; {+ G3 g
His mom says -  No.   
" l; b1 w9 C% b( U8 rHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  3 b6 S4 T! ]% y$ d' B) K8 G
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think- @  `" L" R" C( L
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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