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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. ; m  {- Z) A( }3 k7 [
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house+ K) u1 x. p/ V' a) ?, I. ?4 v+ Y0 }& Z
For their first night together.  
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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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. _' N+ w1 Y- a% Q: X" c! sAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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& c1 n( X8 ?8 l( R3 i/ ], VShe replies -  No.  3 t* M- H* c$ O# l- b' r
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.3 B* N: I" Z$ {# _3 e* T
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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( Z3 O0 j4 \. M- Q/ V9 p/ z. QShe replies - No.. E( u, }2 t% T: @+ e
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  
' ?2 R5 v! c! h9 M9 FHis mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school .., u7 M  `- `6 H2 q% e' R3 {
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -" T7 i4 }# V& N3 @& T2 U6 s- `
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?7 Z, Z  g* w1 [1 b, z; y
His mom says -  No.    ) ^, _3 A9 e. u" T
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
! r! I! X; `6 w" A6 {' V' }! RHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think/ E7 S1 L* X3 P' g2 y& h( K& t
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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