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写给美国总统：5 s$ m# Q8 k/ F4 f( O8 ?7 {$ F1 W7 E" T
; k+ A8 p: |# e V, pDear Mr. President:
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& p h) r$ c: e4 v- kPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.0 c+ T! V! H f6 }) M2 E1 R% r7 z& {
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander0 e% L; E9 k2 F$ o5 m8 v2 \$ n) O. {
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:0 O6 i% b: }+ v9 [: W. z( K/ V
/ T; N8 ]* n# s4 s5 n' g1 ^. X1 {There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.6 j3 t& U; p z2 O; z4 i1 \' Z
7 A5 f9 M! I0 {Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
; F* D' _# C( r/ V2 pfollowing stipulations:6 W+ x& T, ?1 U
9 ^4 l0 k0 w/ D) E2 E1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -' [0 m" G; I/ q' x- U) J
Unemployment fixed.4 ^" f' {) p1 c, a- C
- \3 @( u: Z- C1 R) c2 f4 ]% p2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
' o4 M& M. A1 l2 w9 u7 VAuto Industry fixed.
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3 J- ?4 C3 _# \8 c; |( {. d3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-, W, ?6 o8 F D" s, x+ W4 v
Housing Crisis fixed.+ g9 z% Y* ^( @
# n- T P' ?# M. ]It can't get any easier than that!, ^9 l) R/ d$ s, q1 X) E* |; h
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their1 x# r/ e# u& E) E. M
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