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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:/ H1 c# [& O+ H0 k1 J% s6 \
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.' ~- _5 i% y' g, b0 O
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander) a9 \9 v/ v' V7 Q3 k
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:% u" Z; w4 \5 u
( X1 ^" f9 ] h8 s* qThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 E- a3 S0 A* m" O% r9 c% X
1 t+ s& b6 {# G1 WPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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0 I% S! b( I6 n- j6 K% [" b3 d1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
7 i% I9 G! W5 x/ Y* NUnemployment fixed.
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3 d; P& V0 ?4 Y; `$ n1 v0 z2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-, ^) |7 r5 Q/ `9 l! q# S( O/ t. E6 E
Auto Industry fixed.
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Housing Crisis fixed.1 J/ T) x* q4 }8 w
# D: N4 Z3 q6 {1 T! ?It can't get any easier than that!4 Q" G, L5 X: b1 ^; P- J& I; e8 J, w
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their, ?* Q. K) ]2 f* |& Z: K/ V
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