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Dear Mr. President:2 C0 v: X" o7 j" n: m# Z. a
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
( q0 p; P& H( E3 [/ [Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
: s5 c. I4 z: hthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. ]7 k; o: Z( U! z, |9 @
6 q2 J7 F' B& a, VPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the- r: `3 j* X' l5 T+ V1 S
following stipulations:
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( Y7 g U( }9 l9 f/ `1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
, p, G- V$ H/ D' M. zUnemployment fixed.# L" X" q. `" B u6 ] [
: M2 c x/ A% Z8 {/ C2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-) b* v6 {% r2 |$ o2 `8 r8 D: M8 ]
Auto Industry fixed.
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7 D2 J' _- M. p. j0 L% T3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-2 p ]% G/ k& x% n
Housing Crisis fixed.3 @4 w6 N2 i& C
; k: Z; U2 z' D* W* |0 eIt can't get any easier than that!. l3 Q t0 S; k, r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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