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Dear Mr. President:' K! J2 I6 Z1 W2 j4 S g2 W
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.# ~$ } ?$ T2 o
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander7 F% U. V+ d( m3 w) P5 z7 u
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following! T) t, M% @$ ?" B$ r6 N8 c5 V5 K
plan.
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3 a9 N8 J) K2 d# v" w) q- s) U: IYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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J% z [+ r* [6 e& [4 aThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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4 f8 f# [; ^7 n! w% APay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the/ Y) U+ j5 K$ l6 P$ U
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -! P v4 x& O! {/ }4 T" X4 F
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
1 O! D+ E" c# v5 n. ^7 s$ sAuto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-( Q7 O0 p3 y- c+ x0 G
Housing Crisis fixed.0 M: z4 V* s* l8 z
. n" m8 J! K/ X% O5 z: YIt can't get any easier than that!
+ R, x; Z7 Q/ M$ W. [If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their4 H P0 |5 v! z0 ?( _! W
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