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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:4 Y2 y t# |3 x+ _1 E# L9 p
0 }. I0 m; }: I5 x& v4 S3 _4 TPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
8 ]$ x+ M p- n, \Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
2 y1 T% e: \- L6 `' k; l, vthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following5 E5 v B* I) }
plan.
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% q! A! l: `: s6 pYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.- Q& C5 n* f, H
0 K: S2 o2 x6 D% A& L! z8 k& vPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
3 b) x, R( C% [# ] u7 {following stipulations:! g) R+ \* k# C& T2 o2 V4 e+ t0 F
9 \2 W" v0 f2 z2 Y/ Q& T5 s, B. m8 q1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
8 q+ }+ g+ S% ?0 x+ T# [% gUnemployment fixed.
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4 u4 C% m6 {' b2 @! I6 Z$ i, L2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
2 z# d! K+ L7 p; D2 lAuto Industry fixed.
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! r: {" o0 q. `' G; S9 f0 {3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-; O, v# I V0 t( P+ K) u
Housing Crisis fixed.! l3 ?, Y- F+ D/ ~( t/ ~
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It can't get any easier than that!/ R, g3 I \# l, P- K& U# ]
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their7 h" a+ p* Y' V! W' E3 H
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