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写给美国总统：1 O) t/ [% s& j5 e9 x$ F* }
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Dear Mr. President:6 {0 p1 \' k8 u7 f' k
$ K6 e1 a1 N, }; V9 I. sPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: O/ p( A! }& W0 C" ]% U! ~Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander Y5 c, ?1 ? \5 v: y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following6 ]/ b$ i4 X4 E0 [3 e' g6 F% Y
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:1 T4 J6 J) {" V2 i! Y4 G
, D2 a, s! A; M0 s9 V1 cThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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# J% E9 C) R+ SPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
d! f1 R3 O2 Z2 Ffollowing stipulations:& u6 m3 W# J% m! O; R: b
* {- ?) K* O& o1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
/ V3 w/ k) \+ F9 E+ lUnemployment fixed. I0 o' [1 w5 J: Z% ~
/ |2 G- F2 N1 u; |& g2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-5 ?4 ]3 O1 _- t' `
Auto Industry fixed.
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# g& a8 y; A: W. w9 j7 ~! f# v. i3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
) R9 g% s5 L6 x7 v" P' I' ^+ F1 R. uHousing Crisis fixed.- G+ b- I6 d4 j5 W0 ?3 o2 {
6 S, ~% ^* q5 w* b% u/ e* p9 ~, Q9 tIt can't get any easier than that!
! e3 c# r( }) _If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their: y5 Q P% D' S z+ U
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