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& S; V' r2 J9 F" Z9 wDear Mr. President:
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! l8 Z: ^) J) Z: J* ZPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
9 _* S$ I( Q$ W xInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander% i8 d0 G8 `/ F" e: t5 E
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following% b6 t% ]: A; K# V8 R
plan.
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" W0 D0 P3 i% t h7 |6 P9 z; g2 lYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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, K$ ]4 l/ w$ p1 M$ V; zPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 ]1 q& S8 W' {& o/ Y8 y# C
following stipulations:
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" n" d" F4 R4 X7 V; f1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
% J7 i; r. Z. E1 M, \) N6 SUnemployment fixed.) \( p# l- ^' R1 J( p* t
! v& V) U" T: r! U H6 S2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
3 p) y% U( P6 iAuto Industry fixed.
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+ g9 d2 U' Z1 Y6 Q1 P3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-& E' {) G( O# [# Z8 \
Housing Crisis fixed.# x( s- B1 N# X3 a" @1 E/ n
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It can't get any easier than that!; {7 W5 [6 T" U* |* M" p8 s
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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