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5 ^' v0 v' b, {9 I8 u5 XDear Mr. President:
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2 S# ?& t( |, Q' e4 D- c6 ^3 P, L3 cPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
6 Z- {+ M7 O, wInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
2 [/ B* s% G+ b; ` J% qthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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+ |( y ?2 D0 |1 A. nThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.8 Y9 K* k: g. u, Z' E7 f8 f; T
4 E+ [( ?0 [; Z4 D! ?7 j% TPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the6 N6 V/ {: ?2 ]% O, U
following stipulations:' I" t; v- g, x A' e' Z7 q; R* n
- F7 O) u/ Q0 Z1 b( ?* I, e/ h* q8 y1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
# T# C6 c+ J1 ]- mUnemployment fixed./ _9 {# @; N! @) A) `$ k
0 h5 u* R9 @3 k% s& _6 E2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-9 L% O* K& k/ D r' H
Auto Industry fixed.8 G2 u. J1 `' a( x, F
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-( ^$ G: O2 q6 m1 U
Housing Crisis fixed.
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8 U [3 T8 P/ A2 h% n: q% {7 tIt can't get any easier than that!+ C. i1 ]: q# C ~ y+ G5 d- D' r
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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