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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！" D2 e; S6 f6 P5 M* m8 y6 ~
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Where did I go wrong?1 G" d1 R& r7 T6 s
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: r* j( t" H& f
7 o/ v P" Q5 c' R+ }What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 1 M( [) G$ R9 @* ]) X$ B
0 w9 o8 d* v% s% A6 yThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”3 N7 L' N- e- S9 w! ^! m& L/ _
1 f! s/ W) A2 n1 s4 F) l' sHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”* T) m7 _8 S# b* l3 O$ Y
2 S" k4 H, {# F. G5 J+ R. mThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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