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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
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: J4 V) N* {$ pWhere did I go wrong?1 l) V) B' J5 A/ F
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: h# j6 f7 e! u0 L0 ?( J/ S
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. ) k; |6 d9 r) l
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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' y% ~: f# p s7 @Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. 3 f: b) K% A5 |
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”2 r8 l3 r. _% q- A
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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7 f, c, d) A* J! Q* N! BThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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