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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE1 E* m6 Y" o, b. S9 t+ O6 S

( y2 t, E, E% b3 m9 G6 w" t, q9 jI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home. U! ?9 {: ~1 n" {: L( q: Y
for being too healthy, you spend
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.! p; C8 \9 Z( C" o+ t- W2 w

0 Y( Q) _+ s9 G2 n- B8 KWhen you start work,
! v, i+ X; E2 Q% t9 Oyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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' L) Q% e- h9 }7 |" F2 a1 XAs you get even younger, you become a kid) E7 v: A1 \3 s3 k/ P! P5 N% H; U5 f
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 [. B, z8 ?# b. e% S6 YUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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