MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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& P- [" j$ |5 U! j' i3 R6 _I want to live my
; P+ v* K( ?% ~2 inext life backwards!
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5 z2 d6 |% [. G- H5 r; G. N% uYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

$ ~7 ^) w! k8 T: w- |" NThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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" I& y  l$ l; Z  D5 ^When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
$ g3 J5 {( X' gyou get a gold watch on your first day.

1 \% [/ A  }! |You work 40 years or
1 j* b8 N+ o( f2 U8 X5 R3 ]6 Y, Sso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
1 u4 e3 W2 Z% {; Awork.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
) w, o3 n0 o0 i; m( H$ t. Eand party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
: J' h# V; a# mresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
' e- X( c, W" |% jeveryone runs themselves ragged
$ F9 T( ?+ q+ b( }0 L) T. W1 x8 a, Xkeeping you happy.

$ F7 n% z3 Q5 N3 O% ~You spend
+ e0 J. M* C$ v7 R  ^: `/ `" H7 }your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
0 _% Z0 v4 @$ ~5 Econ ditions: central heating, room service on
) C, E0 R; K- ^) e- |tap.

/ ]4 y4 Q( P  y2 T! h- p+ KUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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. L/ ]5 R, N8 m; a; f9 {I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!