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MY NEXT LIFE
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' [% V0 M# Y4 tI want to live my* i% Q- a+ Z- ?
next life backwards!9 E% i9 ?& _6 @* K& _8 Z5 q
- F7 h" ?5 Z. c( I2 ^You start out dead and get that out of the8 @& S- R p* x8 t
way right off the bat.
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' p5 O* P$ j ?$ N4 zThen, you wake up in a nursing home
+ o, V3 k: V* w+ zfeeling better every day.
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8 N m4 X" q5 W& |" K; t4 X8 qWhen you are kicked out of the home
5 X" b, P) m$ B5 ffor being too healthy, you spend
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# c9 o; \" Q& ?5 D. Y3 F6 Kretirement and collecting benefit checks.9 q$ d; X2 @8 a+ q0 E* y
: f% n; ~0 N3 m3 v9 W, _7 \When you start work,' n" A+ _7 h- y: T5 p) y
you get a gold watch on your first day.8 |7 Z ?/ e" V& ^- ~
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You work 40 years or+ M$ y1 T5 t E5 c) B: |0 O
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( V' }" Y! d% L& j) d# C8 G# ]+ M3 g
you're too young to. r5 a z; m% @( ^
work.
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- }" G8 U" ~' XSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,- C; W) n7 d% @8 @+ w: J
and party.
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* B& v1 h& ^& {As you get even younger, you become a kid1 X" A3 e# |% S7 m
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no* K+ ~/ K: e3 b' ^' | z; f8 d
responsibilities.
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6 b4 K5 t' ?4 V. o2 _- N" J$ O8 AIn a few years, you become a baby and& }3 Y; `; l8 j& H
everyone runs themselves ragged
f V* R7 L/ u% b& akeeping you happy.
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, I* z2 j, m+ {3 B. p) m4 R2 B9 \3 KYou spend0 G2 Q5 O, g; l0 S& {( a7 G
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on' [$ ]! w4 N. S9 m8 [
tap.9 d3 L* Y) B. J# k
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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