MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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$ H9 L4 T* |5 O8 |: WI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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3 }: M; s7 G7 ?) o& k6 y6 q+ B& tThen, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
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5 i# L1 Q' `3 V2 b0 yWhen you are kicked out of the home
; Y5 s( v5 v5 n! }. u' S7 gfor being too healthy, you spend
4 F) l+ k- ]' C( g. v0 `7 t* yseveral years enjoying your
3 J  _) E& X# O' Tretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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) f, x. z" j9 D$ mYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
5 G* ~7 ^) c/ y* g" land party.

/ [9 p) l8 u- g+ |# DAs you get even younger, you become a kid
3 I+ o' i# _9 Q( F, \# b- Eagain.
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- ]1 J( N. s/ M" i$ N, D1 ?You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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; k& D3 A  \- WIn a few years, you become a baby and
. Q0 q3 Q5 U1 @% K6 Peveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
9 W0 O6 E- a0 ?con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!