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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home' ^3 J8 h/ L1 t) o
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home. [' u. U/ t9 V* ?: r
for being too healthy, you spend
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7 c# L; L0 m' d- t& v! c3 z; ], I& XWhen you start work,+ w2 M* [ ]- \ l% s
you get a gold watch on your first day.; B. f" K! g1 P% F+ A& x _
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You work 40 years or0 ]* B4 q6 V, |6 K5 K, Q2 Z) ^' `
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon+ W6 R( j* V* r
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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8 W- K1 ]( s/ l( t; B% A% ^/ u; }" H5 hAs you get even younger, you become a kid: O9 b0 E1 {) ?9 P! a- E" v
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( f9 m4 S1 G$ o: aYou go to elementary school, play, and have no- i5 `4 g5 z9 d+ Z: z1 o& Z+ G* n
responsibilities.
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7 v5 R& k) v: G+ H5 m& \In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend7 {/ F% d$ r) J; u- v' E. E7 ^
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,& c# D5 L1 I, B
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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