MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!

6 ~1 ^( k5 \. P0 k. [You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

' F8 G) T2 Y% N( q4 N" m! q$ uThen, you wake up in a nursing home
- Y3 u5 K; E% ?9 d- I- }feeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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7 z9 g+ \: I+ t4 ?7 EWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
8 f/ ?, c7 l( L: W- m( Zso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
you're too young to
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# `# O2 G0 o, e4 N- p5 WSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

$ [1 T. @/ T4 l8 B. H2 v3 JYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
" E' p' I2 D( e' |- Aeveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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: t+ }/ D7 z7 \7 q8 XYou spend
: n& n  R2 K# X7 `, Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
8 t" |6 X# g0 F/ J1 u9 K/ Xcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!