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MY NEXT LIFE/ h1 c) ]) b; P* p, q0 C! N
+ {' g" A; T6 L/ [ t; v4 x: YI want to live my
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' l, @6 T# c- QYou start out dead and get that out of the$ ~4 N1 a" _. v6 ~) {! W% S
way right off the bat.
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2 k t6 }. {* G8 g& G q% ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your7 t+ V- C( P0 S
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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4 Q0 C# [, H* S) {1 wWhen you start work,+ ~& N, U* \$ b e
you get a gold watch on your first day.) W. T# p. j. X: T* d* x
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to1 O- n0 G, l0 z; V2 o3 Q
work.) C+ k+ b( L2 s" t5 P8 G+ i
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
# P1 \- H8 t) f, f1 x, cresponsibilities.- \) k- h/ z7 [" I8 l8 e
: J7 R, C/ y3 @# `. }: JIn a few years, you become a baby and+ W- G6 @- M* ~! w, Y9 v* I
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend( {- u+ V7 _/ c+ g# [( l- j
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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I rest
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