MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

% d4 ]9 s/ A  X7 r8 F9 II want to live my
next life backwards!
: ]3 u( L- i4 ^7 n: v+ v1 C
You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
& j/ o' ^$ P) e) F* ~
Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.
% s) t- E1 r5 _, f' x& ^( a
When you are kicked out of the home
9 j5 `3 i& E: _4 C: v4 N% ]& J  cfor being too healthy, you spend
0 d3 G) c2 K+ D+ hseveral years enjoying your
3 J) V; R: O0 C; sretirement and collecting benefit checks.

* |1 o6 \9 O$ p5 y5 I5 tWhen you start work,
7 {9 A. M' {/ I% w. }you get a gold watch on your first day.
' n$ Z% v4 |6 O, u
You work 40 years or
& a1 |, L8 Y2 f" u) l  C( E* y) Sso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
2 q' u  |* c! @$ u9 Cyou're too young to
work.
2 p0 a- `) z( e
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
  K; `0 m( S1 A
0 T2 M" ?. X1 j8 o! s0 P3 z- _2 @As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.

You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
' J# E: B6 V/ G
* N" L) A0 `# l$ J/ o7 b) fIn a few years, you become a baby and
' u. T( l, m0 T" [5 p' qeveryone runs themselves ragged
+ m' g. Q; l8 m& [& a) |2 T$ }/ d+ C! Lkeeping you happy.
5 F1 e. N* v& U+ X, e. c: s
+ [& h; K6 S  l: t1 t1 L" pYou spend
3 `4 c+ M1 z8 k) a# Y  @# Uyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
- l- W$ }, v* ispa-like
2 F/ s  c4 M, e6 |7 Mcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
- R% n- E# W; A6 E+ n3 U. Y
1 U0 x/ g. v. Y9 [Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

8 [1 N* _* v- Z& ~I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!