MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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& {9 l# h6 l5 l+ j0 J/ L- UThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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* K2 u# C1 [( g. y7 ~5 R, vAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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1 H- V9 w8 Z9 l7 z4 vIn a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
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4 F1 C5 G/ g" ~9 y8 p9 YYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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) S+ J7 M* v( e& V, ~" DUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!