MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!
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. Q" O7 [8 H2 r* G5 _5 vYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
3 \. o8 {! ^3 W, l6 W6 ofeeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.

1 v: B7 ?' C; JWhen you start work,
, L# d% ~& ~" L/ B+ A. b4 nyou get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
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you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.

2 {( ~) \: G0 X  m& zAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
4 H  ~0 g+ p+ i, D2 ?( t7 ~, L+ U6 }everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

3 D# T* r, C" Y& m0 V/ }You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
+ S' d1 E) d& v5 k1 L9 tcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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& J" l) b. Q" f/ L6 N$ ~5 YI rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!