MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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( B2 X& l# k% Y0 iI want to live my
6 T' ^2 J8 x8 g# J9 k4 J. o7 wnext life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
' r7 s, F, Q! j: d# [1 i$ Lfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
0 D" d/ x) H/ ~" c7 Rretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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3 c' u* B; H' b! y/ y  i  sWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
9 O- q6 C* u/ R. Z+ Pso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
4 m  s$ H! C6 H* u5 byou're too young to
work.
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* I& }! |" V, G2 O7 r! {So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
% {8 B. r7 z+ `6 zand party.

# @3 H8 ?5 p) T$ N% [As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.
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You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
3 \2 r) P& X8 ?/ F4 D* j  U/ |$ Mspa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!