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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.) h a; O9 i2 P% S5 r6 {% D
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 j- K. d1 w5 `6 H( TI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 ]+ ]6 k5 P2 G2 f: s: S& `They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' U9 D1 M* w9 h. JWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.4 O8 ^7 N/ Q8 k* x# r" U
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ N) e& L. w0 `* |9 ]+ P/ athat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( |# l, E1 @# d2 a! l( } S
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 e! |1 h; t" e2 \( N3 R
There are some people that are not into all the words.
* O' r+ M* s9 |There are some that would have you not use certain words.- s2 @5 V% q7 ]$ W9 G/ f
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; c- V, [8 l* H. ~* U0 p+ k, t/ p# Wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. ^2 V& H% L4 `
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
4 `* F; [6 ~: B; b2 f1 F" y3 G, Hto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
) T- h; ^0 Q% \- t# v' B8 H7 @Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' i$ o: A+ s% K"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 S' f* H1 r2 R# E/ Z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 p" B8 j( R: c% m, s% ?" {"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 S0 w: ?3 k" y$ Q1 ?3 C6 `; xThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 I5 g7 A, D! {0 u) C; [* z8 u5 l$ w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
7 K( ^ g! I) n% O5 c"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 V/ n; r' {5 p) B. l0 T
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ T' d$ B e, |$ g$ msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# G6 x! G9 m& kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a8 j+ v# `5 Q" i. H
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist8 d7 \0 v8 M& |; x
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,5 w( X* v/ Y; G9 a
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) M A( B2 S) M% K7 hOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& f( Z j0 m1 S Q3 o, vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 a+ ], f* p; O+ J: R5 G
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( _" G* m# M1 p N2 J% Tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ f: W n( I; S) z" D7 y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- K, g3 ?9 c- X' S
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 w6 Y' x! \- S* o% _: s* Athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
' l1 i; G( H ]7 B" h9 rI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 U4 G' b* p# L' I' xwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
6 H0 [& q" Q$ o* E% t7 G8 X8 Oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
7 B1 y \4 v: \: z- d2 n; @It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the" {! n2 x# }1 R/ J
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
8 w: ]" `. j1 |together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 t' y6 k6 `% P$ c, U
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 T. G$ @7 _9 }, D, l5 e1 W) i( D
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ n( q. g1 q& h+ ]% Z0 {- R/ W3 udon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( e* v- h4 l4 t7 ~7 h& B% X2 s
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) C1 K5 E0 B2 {: H1 h, f3 s9 }, W/ vAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
5 G; F( F8 t8 k2 q' ]) f) J1 R9 Faccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
! n- ~2 D4 T6 ~ n. H; cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ [. V9 a, }4 p& j
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, |# [; b3 r9 ` i% a6 Z8 K0 Yhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 Y$ |" M* m$ F2 H
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ \- o: s/ [8 a# ~: c
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
q" n0 N/ s! [" L& d2 ca great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but: g0 B6 }/ p) z H( t- R) u* P$ q: N
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' [6 n1 v2 Z' ^' N
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- Q9 d: N0 T$ \2 x- _2 RSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."( X, }# ^) g9 G N9 ?% I# L
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
% b. T6 Z! o# lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any i+ q; s7 C' q: D
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 ]4 o/ q( d% ]4 \# Hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,8 v8 E5 f3 L1 z( N9 U5 h: `+ }; w- `
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 U7 v8 z/ n* C. N1 V
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.! D, P( O% M- b2 l& G3 D1 A
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( D+ L7 J7 ?; i# x. j5 `CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% e8 J y" k# g$ @- x& I+ {the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
& s, [' L) X" EKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't' P. X3 B* E& w/ k4 g! Q% K
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 m$ H1 O, B' k+ o2 qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that7 ~+ t: z5 k1 u0 }
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
" X' K; `! }" D0 A+ t0 E1 |, X+ tcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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