 鲜花( 152)  鸡蛋( 1)
|
The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.+ a8 p2 S$ a: u: P( X* e7 s. d$ ~
! o y1 Q4 @' k5 K7 r& PI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.8 d& R' L" K9 @7 O- o% r8 Q- k, ~* X
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.6 M9 m' J# S2 w% S$ y) ^/ _( Z; v4 s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) c! f' R- D- b$ P* Y5 o" T- c
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 a; n+ E1 [% I6 M V$ G, `, m+ Ithen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
. s! {# I2 E- A3 u. h" `' {that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
* c- L- t3 k3 w9 P1 e/ `$ }( pwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.7 I, [ c/ F4 @! v
There are some people that are not into all the words.
8 ~1 \, e. T3 w8 TThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
# H$ h7 w( p) x( L2 g9 j5 YThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
. s( m& N2 x9 t0 f# K0 u1 rof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.) |2 h* o+ N- e \* L3 A. C3 U5 H
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( u5 o9 C n" t# N. A. v4 ]
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; i( J" i4 J! J0 ]8 g& S n0 j
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?5 j$ z- q4 z5 u; r
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, S. h# d5 z, ]$ v+ [7 I) u
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?& z c. Q0 N* Z. Z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 R1 i9 F& J) L5 T- fThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ N: H/ K0 K) n) e# d& n) M( V2 l) w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 e! x# X; I- O8 y$ s
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 H5 X8 p* K! G1 Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% k: O* M# r' k( q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,1 K2 e. {4 K4 L) y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a3 W; F1 k$ y5 f4 ~) U- Q- F% H
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 @, w: B4 p, Y5 [6 F( U7 _2 X
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( I7 t$ }8 ]: Q: [% @0 s
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 T; |$ j0 w( z1 vOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does p" f# Y U: }8 I2 ~+ {
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 @2 y) {: F2 t: t
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not" u g$ j" F6 r; O x2 G
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why m$ F/ S0 w5 |+ ]9 r9 C
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, m6 R4 Z5 t! |4 e6 h, ]% i7 PMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! O+ u) n& O# d% ~! H3 C# c& e3 A2 ?
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
" I' |& T$ Q9 u- u& f4 fI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
r; k1 I7 G( p$ F" h$ C; h1 Owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
3 d" l) V# q, b! @4 `5 syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."* ^' c" G6 V; l* k( D" f% K
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, j* v, y7 [% Vother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go8 A; I3 n# Q0 J
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# q% [5 E A4 u( }, a) IPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were( Z& X7 I3 K: x
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I) Z( Y! F0 _9 L! ~; [& i% q* U
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
q( t( f9 Z. [) [0 K* q2 P1 w+ Dstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
; @- X" F) a* c2 G2 f$ zAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more* w% N( I0 f/ z2 K3 X
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think. d- `' u' J7 g0 n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( r5 v1 z9 _0 M; K4 I& r' s
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
( t! q& k0 ]( B7 Nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* _" j6 _8 D8 {' z* m2 W3 m. F"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love C* I+ n" p4 X; B* z
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* w* m( W( `- ~
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but a! a6 E+ T1 |
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
5 Q: x" D# t& f* w& y$ nthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
: j4 W E; C* k6 x5 y' J0 iSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."- {1 U: z) G: Q/ `
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# q/ `( l J! C
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* g0 s# p% Z4 ?8 x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 a8 N2 G2 }, \" _( [, E# Gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," t- h6 x* r! U8 ~) y. \
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 B0 x/ r" Y; M$ k lBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
% x, h$ w. w7 S7 ^) `+ J4 O* h, zRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock) f( j: Y0 ?$ b. |' k
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in; J, E8 W/ C: c, p4 z, u
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# ^5 M* v& C* s# l X6 P
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 P3 k% }5 p P' y/ q+ n* J- j- T
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
/ j8 I7 I& y9 s4 H V7 cthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
( Z+ ]3 ~( t/ H1 i q, b- igoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 Q- f) i5 z ~& f) [can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
|