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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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1 I- E. Z% J/ D8 {; J4 UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- w3 X0 W( H" e7 @I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 N9 J: Z0 h# J5 [" OThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 M7 Z$ a0 V- V8 F; P8 [5 t. f2 O
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ {- c" d) m! P; i; y, y& x. b5 X' P/ J5 vthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for( Z0 z, J0 @- Q% `! ~
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
! z2 n% _ p" H5 }words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 x, b3 i' m* \/ F, l/ P5 C0 [/ V
There are some people that are not into all the words., }) `: |3 ^8 p) f" a2 Y9 n
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
" u. t( N9 b5 i5 tThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% o( _* l+ v* R) F0 ?/ b+ T/ h% ^8 r
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.$ ]: t2 `" D! I6 g% `- {! g# \/ F
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous `4 `$ W2 L. l+ O) Y4 k# q, `
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
: N% i8 m( j, C# Y ?% fBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. o' c3 [$ N9 G3 v"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) K1 b+ y- z" J; u' k4 M* J0 r8 @
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 b+ p; ^6 v+ f$ A" w+ I+ z2 A
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! z% D5 n# @1 i- X% o+ k1 A; Y8 `Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* J8 B3 x- |; m U" y
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.- ]0 B6 Q" @* V7 H2 s0 d
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* }. C0 G7 N5 y; O! z. G, IWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
) A# v0 b( E8 Zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,. r) L0 p0 k, N7 r" K. z
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 m* j/ U+ s X2 V# k
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& o$ U& R7 @: K; ?+ ~5 r4 C& I
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& x( Q$ c! l& o; o: a
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. X% w& k9 X& n
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does8 ^' A, Z0 I4 E: H0 ]8 f
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 Y) G8 X* V8 S# @! N5 V8 o' i1 h: Y$ Qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ f" R. X6 ]% U& S# O6 r
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
% X& i8 u8 [. @; ~some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 q* P% r) u' K" o* y' L' p
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 `/ G" n& F% |; kthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ X0 [( v8 g, b& y/ W- ^0 C
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 Z8 n7 A% p M6 g. j: Lwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 N9 {# m8 }+ s" w; Q/ D
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& Q1 `+ @: s9 B# _: R
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the& X% i. f: ]: g& Y, O
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go3 s5 u* F. @( \
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( a3 P$ N- d, n. Q2 \1 x, _# `0 F( APiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were* r- d7 e1 D' v3 P/ b5 N! q
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' J$ ]' ?- j2 o& u' ?4 W6 I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- e$ @1 o) d; O
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 j6 O2 {! P. lAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
3 y$ h0 b- r5 Gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# ]! A4 {2 }! T/ n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very7 l& a# `6 C0 q9 k+ X# |' ~. _6 E. O
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
; p# Y' z [- y& ghurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# j( k" W* ]3 K
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ F- |: b5 a b3 pthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 i5 r, L/ j: N( u( i" K( Ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
# Z" _$ P0 F7 U: N/ ]6 l3 c+ T- ?I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for# D0 _- Z8 d L
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ X% e; I; K& [1 OSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: u$ O: N5 g4 ~. }So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# i( c. `; V1 a2 b
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
- E; i0 E g4 j. Ecircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
/ A8 l: R0 v- |9 D. j& f. H( eclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,& _# ~! l; ?% f$ ~& b
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
) K9 p$ j: Z8 {% r. Z9 |! @But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# e- M7 n1 S, D8 i: r
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" ~' [! I. e4 G2 ^CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ k& U5 j7 ]. L# J$ I6 F$ ?- F( Mthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
# F& I: | E P. B7 nKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! @5 z1 z$ o5 {. t1 q: asay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; K0 O( K9 \) ~: c Q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
! v1 x, V. \& a2 h# u Wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You5 n. [9 x2 \+ j1 J4 r7 @! e
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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