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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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& k: u" o( O t" Y% oI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
1 P, h6 e. c( N" i& ]- g- sI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.0 f3 }6 o* I. e
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 U5 {( E, i6 h/ ^4 l) xWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ G7 l B( V+ T q, X4 a
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
4 B6 k4 |; J6 P; a9 ]that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 d- e8 z6 K u% U* Y5 R
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. r% U' ]0 E5 J- z8 _0 E. k3 AThere are some people that are not into all the words.
Z0 G+ L. {6 c5 xThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 z; R, l% g- @- { u) Y' a' w6 Z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 74 Q1 w1 Q7 n, M0 [' ^1 @5 O
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
/ u: G( U3 T' J( e399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous2 F/ ^4 A4 w* a3 G$ j, i: ~
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
0 R/ B& y7 w. a# N" gBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ s- O# H/ i! `# C$ S6 c"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 L' {+ _9 b+ a- E6 |" R/ r( |7 h' H
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 `: Z/ |- v) L0 ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 `/ |9 f0 `. t+ `4 s' v
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ J- G& l0 `- \" ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." W& p9 b8 w7 N6 u( M) t
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 i- f+ G# c1 `! R8 |# ZWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
' \! I: V% `$ X6 q4 m Usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
A' c4 d: ^. @8 Nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ r+ o' W* G6 C7 g3 ysnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 {8 N" `; w" y( _$ x: n, d
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
. ^! R$ c4 }. N0 y, @0 d$ ]: _Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
* u1 Q1 v+ x9 P9 W$ U$ L% Z$ ]One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ D$ P2 Q! t* P2 X4 e
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,2 E3 W% ~$ \9 C$ t) ]
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
5 ~; b/ E' @1 Y/ A$ a# H1 ^completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why6 G# w4 U" y% }; @6 P/ {7 N( n
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* u3 W, j6 u2 U4 z" O
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: a6 h" f( `1 g& L. @
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 q; \& D y f7 g5 P. aI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
4 u: z. |, e, iwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 y+ @% I+ ^; C& g, v" m( y: C; eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."$ {1 ~% U1 {# A
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( Z3 d& A0 C% L0 R+ [& B6 ?2 J$ dother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# o6 m0 c9 `. |4 ?2 ]
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that5 G7 c9 d: G, u7 X2 ]- b8 A! G
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 t0 K/ P1 y( \) @! w& S! d' w
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I: `2 t" i" v. X
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ _( K* d$ m/ A# h3 [stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 E4 ?4 b, ^2 D* l& G \And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; Z6 @. ]2 a# d L+ o
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" C. j2 p' }, i
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' }) @" E4 Q% b8 ?/ R
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to5 |7 J: m7 m* U1 A: H% s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ b4 I$ N) K; `. c( m( k"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love9 x1 g6 E! y8 ?0 n
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
4 A; ^+ I: I; Wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
. R8 J" y7 E5 q" ]* S @! DI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for u0 q/ u7 P( S( x* [
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
! P( B& S$ G# x) Y4 lSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."" E5 c+ W, @ o
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ s# A: Q5 @" v- B
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 N/ f; H0 s E( o+ }0 `6 y( Bcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even+ H& ?, f$ K/ w2 d
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
* g/ P; o1 U; H+ v) [- K7 P; Yand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 v3 }1 Z8 r4 E3 D& kBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.& p6 ?0 L3 |6 h* I7 [8 `7 h
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
! B+ H8 r7 L+ Y( q9 z1 ~CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
3 [" |: {( T% N, f3 U {' Y$ L0 ?the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' x1 _* j. }( R3 [! `' ?8 }9 N
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't% Z! ?* \9 e9 f3 \
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding+ A" m6 z3 C7 ~! L3 f* m2 F
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
( D$ W$ ?0 w' Xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
5 m+ i) m( M9 Dcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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