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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.' {/ n5 C0 r, V
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: I" e' q+ f c0 E9 B0 C9 AI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ B J6 K8 t. Y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 ]% G6 o! G5 T* t
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' r' m6 B7 g8 N; Q6 Q% ]% M7 j3 u8 S
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 {& n4 C3 F# s4 J# j4 A5 M' N
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
6 v8 v% b5 m6 A/ Fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 z/ q# K4 f4 N, DThere are some people that are not into all the words.; v( G5 a: p) S9 W6 _) k
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
) W+ i) A) [. wThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% E' P# }/ I t
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ i& V' N2 `. B$ l4 o' W
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous) o$ Y3 b5 q6 K
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 P8 N( |* t4 Y/ t
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) S' ~8 t0 S' _: X
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
S; n2 a: g) ]; Z7 I" n% |and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?9 Y3 C% X4 J4 t; K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* a% h }* A7 R* H9 nThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
! c6 O. P% Z, u3 J+ i, ]curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.) _) P3 p, X/ q, q+ @9 Q- p& j) e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 P- T% ?& t$ S6 N% L# BWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 m2 S! p* p$ wsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, b/ r( }4 N0 }6 x7 i( h3 ]) p; cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a& d) J/ Z$ ^# K7 p) T2 R
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 r3 Z6 B' ?$ c3 g: c# L" e5 @
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
; k" t5 [8 _, Y8 J5 E8 cPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just1 y# J! e9 e+ ~" d
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! b& c# U) Y2 o* A8 Z0 Q$ ~; Jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
9 Q8 z& K: w- T" t5 ^# _but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! J1 H7 G8 O2 B5 E* Qcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; m& g* B- M: Dsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 x9 c/ ^: u" s! v2 OMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 `. @! @8 m O4 m5 T8 w8 Cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 a% W" R% X. S, Y* Z" v: I
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend C3 D0 G: f- N, f! J3 N
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
: s$ @! Q' u) U; j) vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 ?. p1 o) U/ Y8 r. o$ rIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; Y6 R& Y' w5 G4 K/ Z1 }# @
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go3 v3 @+ {8 y+ H! R6 ~8 d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that ^. K8 H+ B# g2 d6 @/ @
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& a. M+ N5 A" j# a) u/ Icertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I7 S! @2 ~2 s9 b! `
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ x& E, z4 X% C& Q+ V) K
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
6 V# d. F* O2 [# Z' I! k* qAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ S# u d: m S! z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think7 G) V$ `8 B# K4 z: f
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very" K. i1 j9 _( O$ p# l8 _3 |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. M: n4 O/ `9 z! x5 j9 ?0 J. Lhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 ^* Y. R" x. j; e- N8 ?( Y% Y2 Q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love2 e; j$ P6 m( g
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is" {4 E/ g" \, t1 z& T* @1 y1 x
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" H. i+ u: {' BI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
# H9 r1 a q. {the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
) |# Z2 {2 }) \& uSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."8 r+ H7 M* F* o8 a6 O
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& u( d% s$ @2 L5 i& z& lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 m& R, S& A' M* n' Y3 wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even( m5 X8 ^- y i/ G, m
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 @, H. u: r: ]% {( [/ Z e4 E' c! W. [and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 A5 t$ I! f: x% OBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.. {8 E/ \# H0 }+ v' c' I I6 D0 ^
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
1 v4 b* K9 ]4 }2 v! n, LCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: o. E1 V: X: D& D" s
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for C2 Z& U c J# j
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ x7 h& H, a! z2 D& c
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) {9 p: R( Q! Z0 m+ [9 p: Rthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
1 m$ d G: M, {; `" C. Fgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 f" ^3 K- t- R# z8 Q& O, O& V- l
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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