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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& Q' _3 F P3 V8 v1 S. m$ SI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.# w/ l; R2 m0 b' A& r
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.2 u! K! M4 }# P a% P) W$ I; C
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ E! Z9 X- [5 B; e3 D9 Bthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 ?% b4 z0 O7 [* s3 tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( `, M( d$ q) J
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' }9 {& K% m0 u- `7 _5 U& s- f
There are some people that are not into all the words. P( K1 L0 e5 v
There are some that would have you not use certain words.) H# y/ m: ?1 E9 l7 U* S
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 73 L, E8 }$ R; g$ i2 b8 c: L
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.9 S( e( I* t6 [% C6 `( U; y6 Z
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous: N8 v1 R+ c$ \: o: p- y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. ]: ~- e4 d2 u. Q1 D- T3 k* {
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# d. ~. k' w) B1 W% z0 a% C8 i
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,1 D6 \5 N, u) ^2 a( X, t4 O/ S2 k
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 j" A( y3 G% o& @) Y! ~. @( g4 l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", S( s* y7 Y3 z5 }2 S: B
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
7 W" k; x L! n8 E% P/ p+ Wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' [. f ^2 M# g" c) B"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' ~, p2 Q/ P& K& V( K5 x: wWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly6 c) a5 r8 `2 j8 X$ z' h
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 G0 R4 I6 n7 z U0 m f8 zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" L0 K$ j# I0 r+ u% @' y; Esnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 V- ?* z1 k) i5 \6 g M' csnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
. W* v* M( @6 n+ ~0 EPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
# s! f' e# V& V, kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 p+ _4 O B% t6 Q& O2 D2 H& ]% B0 nnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' ^) X8 v1 X- j. f: ]but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not q& D! a t9 T4 b% _) H+ h
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 R/ Y$ i! v5 S# J0 a* E0 L
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and6 b" U9 T( |* m7 Z& W! r2 [3 j
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend2 a1 {1 O, I. u
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
9 k4 o) z" k* y7 Nyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! j* U$ @5 \/ p' ~& l4 x7 g7 {. W' @It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
4 K. u5 [" t# T" y. z% uother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: a2 s1 y& f/ S: @5 m
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that# [9 C2 k" T: h; | x
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
* ^ ^2 u, c. L/ Vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- @7 @. f( C" q% b0 y: S- [- C
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
) k' M |- k/ o1 Z6 Z7 C4 pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."/ X# F4 X8 p' C; n- G3 f/ `5 u
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more, G' i! y+ z& E; l" W
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 I4 Y$ q( m ~& K/ }6 ~
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
8 c! G3 K# J0 G/ n% kimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 z+ @0 q/ ?. i2 ^% D
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,( _% n$ E$ n$ A" i2 c1 f. c# Z2 h5 G, }$ b
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
; G/ J8 ?- n, sthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 t7 P& S4 G- j: v# y- w( \
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but5 I% ?$ b# d% @' A% V& {
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
( W& J* e4 _$ E1 y7 f2 dthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 y* h6 @7 F9 e+ Y6 iSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
3 B/ ~. N9 O* D8 m9 @' {* i4 {So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* a6 o( r$ R: S7 _
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" h' [( d* x* N9 Y) t: y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even5 G# o2 j& J% d2 r5 R2 O
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ P- O8 m6 X! k$ y6 N k' u/ Oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& l2 V) y8 a' j3 TBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 |& _' x; q) w9 R, F
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock4 f$ t. g# @3 S" ~$ p% O
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in0 i* D, `/ ?1 E& t5 c$ ]8 C
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( w2 {. K& C: x: t" r( eKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& _9 C) d. F" i8 b: N6 W
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# c/ [+ v) k( m: b4 Athem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" Y& u0 d, j3 C" M& ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
" r. T6 j, z5 E- y* ?can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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