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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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! w- L/ r! M- ?) ]3 \8 B: k- c# SI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.4 a1 r/ N5 C( b( K: l+ E
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.0 z- u0 {# }7 |: c) ^* t
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
5 C' U" ^8 E `# }Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# r, A6 B. M& wthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. p8 @) q! F3 ?8 C% A
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same U r. L! U$ y* C/ T
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.) I6 [6 B3 N1 [' V
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( M- H* T4 _, GThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ Y' L* N; ~/ ^4 g. `2 HThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 70 g5 E8 Z7 M% |/ Y
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 A: F9 A6 ?& ?+ U% s1 J5 v399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous- w0 N. R. P, C/ @
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 H4 D# d/ H) @' F( {5 L% UBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 H6 e* @4 M4 w. {* A- L% o% _"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
V1 W+ f$ D2 ^. fand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 u4 D! ?6 J3 O"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 T U4 u+ B0 J: c
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
; n. \: u' w) f7 s& F+ S0 Tcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 u( @2 ~1 L: a' _8 y5 C U' E J"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 x' q$ d3 Y% o1 P0 F8 lWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly6 `0 r: U0 G# ~, @( J8 o
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# m+ H0 ~; e/ z% h& Z; Dman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 P( W) i. W# U+ Y4 P5 b1 U! m
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
* P1 K- p+ Q2 F* o9 v! g/ hsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,/ a( t1 j3 C7 X3 E7 Z% E
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 e1 c" x' z' t! w
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does9 T% @( E' G! z0 }7 ~* g4 O9 C
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,# d; g/ M$ y @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 Z" r! I5 L0 `4 V. ~completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
& Q9 K- l/ ?* S4 h* `some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and; Y6 @$ q1 X0 [' |
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
( N: b+ T; H& r6 ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 T3 }3 U- i3 k. |6 l
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 J9 Q" M2 _. S. T; w7 P( P' ]' Ewith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at: A0 k7 u$ v6 ^; C0 y! t3 L
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! N$ C0 T6 ~/ a) v
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: H8 S, t# N7 q7 e# K% Z" Tother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
2 `" P# t9 ? \; x5 |" z+ u6 M0 atogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" `. R& P+ ?+ x3 j1 X& s( _0 C; h3 ?Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
1 q) G0 o' \ fcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
' @* F$ B J' ?! A. k$ {don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 d- _: }: x* [- _stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."% O, V" L5 t: {9 Y& K: [/ A
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
3 ?% U L/ d- i, s1 k: G0 k$ Gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 n* F* N5 e+ d0 x$ D; d' b% `it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% U! w% b& Y( o4 o- ~' L6 qimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 O9 P( e- Y/ Y( T/ R5 ^, O9 a0 h
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,. A# `" D6 u* t- Q" S
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' V/ U4 l/ S+ R0 l
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ X/ L9 A' r! `, {. i5 p* B# Fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 K6 f* z" g- V, u2 CI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ W9 p r0 n4 U5 B+ H5 [the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ a$ X6 `; u. V$ U; E+ t3 e! \
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! L; W# q0 f, J! s$ ?8 g2 I: H
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) o* c" ], M( `1 C. j) ]' Y9 v+ qI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% |9 a& u) U% H% t$ ~circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
& E7 t8 b- E8 ^0 Pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" Z- v K" U$ i8 ?5 ]and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
, o1 d1 Y+ f' @& C) J2 w7 ~6 tBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ c$ P8 a# o: m- |4 P; ]Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
& j. D7 e' ]$ b0 j/ K3 l3 t/ iCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in! u2 O) x* ]) {$ C
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for* k3 f& w$ D9 @3 C
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. T/ m( b8 f0 W6 k* _ q0 N. @say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. V' U- e3 B2 Qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that) S9 Z, u. k; _% D
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You6 P% n7 U8 C3 ]
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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