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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.0 A# r1 a. p8 M- k8 c+ q
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
% \5 u+ ]9 j, [ e# |4 \; g @They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& m5 k# ?5 [6 H) \3 DWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
/ E% E: b6 b. ^then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
; n1 I4 K3 L7 r$ @6 R# n! Kthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same+ ]; z. B$ U: W7 |' ^- K
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 {/ P7 O3 P1 d0 l- B" M5 c
There are some people that are not into all the words.$ F9 ]1 b6 A4 E: x3 ?7 _8 w' {
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
" ~1 ^( d) N. w$ z* v2 kThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 79 R: W% z7 ?' M5 r! B
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ V5 ^& V E$ z3 I6 W% ?# B% w) U399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 z, [8 u& \5 X w; g* E5 c
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( q- z$ v0 [ [! Q$ Z. nBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% W6 h5 D U2 s# Y' U
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
, ^1 ^* @* q# h7 w! _and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?! V* T/ K, x5 f( ~( U$ c- C& |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") o s+ A8 a0 M: k2 C8 q
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
7 T2 n9 U5 R+ E9 m+ ccurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. |" C, Z# d0 Z# o6 x) P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' o; a: s1 P. c; w$ V: z. T9 i2 y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
1 M. x2 L9 h n% B- f" \# Isounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
% d/ U' k' ]7 G3 r+ Zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
! k0 L- R0 V* usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( z. R: B0 ^9 B
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ { U: K4 K6 S8 ?, i( r8 _
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
, G. F) K1 `* i# vOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does, _& ] ^: P2 z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 U: T; X5 b0 F% `5 J8 o# H7 Q* a4 {but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* T; @" W0 j, ^ ~' o E9 k
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
$ s9 M% z8 I# M; h9 [some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ v) s+ n6 k5 O9 y8 K, R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
% J/ C; H; v/ T6 Gthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ Q1 t% {+ ^" sI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
) B4 c: m$ U" t9 s/ G/ M8 c! Zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at% u. F7 @( k z8 q4 O" g! ?
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."9 `* P3 o9 U0 s- r9 g& A
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, e& R) a2 C* \
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: V- z, |6 L( \
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that+ Z2 {% T4 E% C* g% P
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; R7 F( b% v# v( A) z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
% t% P4 B3 @8 w2 j/ h, a0 s3 Odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; |$ ]& U3 F( s7 z! Q
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") _, q; S$ k! {. D: _% C, r; C
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 `$ |$ w# {. g0 R0 \* w& \. m; _
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
. Y R$ P' H4 d/ l; `it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. S3 t8 ^- P% M+ \
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to6 Q: ]& P W) A5 G9 H% `& M3 o
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: Y0 B+ P! G# j" b7 Z5 |5 r4 L
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love; ?. z9 x. O3 d# i% c+ N* c* Z
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
, k; O n" F, A' T5 Wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# n4 l: K2 B! Z9 p6 O0 b- r0 F! |
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) v& c( J" T; ?( {; Gthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- t1 G9 `3 g7 L* q. `1 j. S
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
X# O* }2 ?: n( w! N1 K' ?% z* kSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.- _! f$ j# Y x, l& I8 ~3 u3 m
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 L; _3 @8 C& [$ G5 Jcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even- h x9 L( `$ \4 a
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,8 n! i+ k% _+ H% A- G
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 c2 U( x: e/ \9 h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ {0 l# a9 u) R6 Y" X8 @Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock! ?) L9 m! _9 w5 \0 c' o
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in1 C* E* T% }6 v7 J
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 W* I- i9 Q" T) J r
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ Y9 ~- w9 [ e6 psay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
7 G7 m J& d( @: Y7 L+ }them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
3 \& `' A% Q8 l2 ngoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You) m2 [* Z$ U: a
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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