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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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' `: N# P; P% E; q- PI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 S2 @8 m' O+ L* A2 p* jI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.' y" [% y4 ~$ x' N) q' r
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
/ O9 t3 f) J @- MWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
+ R. p+ {* B$ \9 |$ m, Hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) Z& @" `6 S5 B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. J5 u# \0 Q% J6 [; P
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.* R) A( I: W, S
There are some people that are not into all the words.
5 ^; o& O4 N# s# M5 RThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
& n! f6 C0 e# SThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ ~2 E a; B, K- @of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 S1 ?8 W# e! l. S399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ e0 q: V- ]6 K( L
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) V3 K. V3 S9 m- b, x4 D7 c
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, H/ W' r1 U! R0 _* |
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
; {, I4 P y* tand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* ~: v4 A$ B: _" ]
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& q; F* E$ S2 F1 v* l
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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- z9 N, k9 K2 y5 ]4 K"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- p {0 W, ~* e2 x% @Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly( t \: T1 ~1 m6 p8 U
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,2 R9 W8 A) e4 ?6 z3 ] g
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 {) Y. [6 j v ^* jsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 l }4 f, d/ ?: }6 G
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,1 d9 }1 d' u3 t d3 N
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 r! ~7 o7 @ b+ A" j2 g
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( H. B" Z' A3 ^
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,/ ~) \$ `2 ^8 r c
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. z3 X+ F, } H( e6 F: v2 X. Q
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
9 n* q6 g- D7 X4 v7 e' Rsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, M% L* R! }1 J _% f6 l; j. WMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ H6 q, l3 W9 \6 c
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- Z8 O. W9 h( W/ h5 X, |I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 G! n% E" n A% ?6 s- i8 r2 X# i
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at) @( o1 z+ z1 }- F4 @
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, H4 F/ ]+ o7 g+ t' K" pIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ Z5 G; l# q, M u( U& ^6 ^4 Cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
% Y; j* S2 i! c# Jtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& Y7 c, H0 O" F2 d. F
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were5 q. X. Y% m$ D7 z, S8 Z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I6 u1 g, g% r/ z: n
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such% @. K, e* z# K
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
X; M( z' X3 } Y# eAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" E! l+ H+ O8 x" q- \accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- e3 E4 T3 z+ G$ O! q' H. ~
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ M! V' }/ m9 k/ zimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to9 \0 {/ @0 P z3 @& a& B
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, w% m, L; D7 N9 _% i0 I8 S
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, u" W/ L: h0 ~6 A+ L k
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
0 h5 K$ z$ d' Y( v% y$ x- d3 ]9 wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
2 R, p& k; w2 WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for# C8 O6 f( y% X3 D0 X( N5 @& o
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
* j# o+ O1 u8 FSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."' [5 g+ [6 Z4 B
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
2 c; N( }0 [3 i& ~6 ~I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ k- G0 a2 P" _, t% O# r; B; V
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 L9 [: J% K$ i1 v) K- F8 N+ f, ^clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,% l7 l& ` M: p( h5 E% l
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ C7 s: z: F1 ^/ UBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
) ?4 L& K* |% B" ?% y' vRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; s# q$ D9 p# W' ?; c$ s0 s& f* zCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in5 _/ Q3 Q+ P( M0 r
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 w! w, ^4 Z* A6 m: T# eKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 {) n! R& P( g, v
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
, Z |# U* j' B+ `1 vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% _8 |: e5 A3 _; m9 k4 S$ [goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
7 H. H1 ~& Y. Zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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