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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A5 O5 l' O9 u2 Y5 H$ C; C
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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$ I# Z# A! P+ u* W! y( P> HONEY,
# Y+ _1 L0 V2 q( B> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
' x% v4 A( d9 H; A: |3 q3 B: n> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.; h# C) k3 c# z; s; O9 N( E+ ?
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
& o `# j; E$ J5 m2 k" A$ Z> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?( _0 }/ Z' [3 n1 q9 L2 `$ Y; L
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE& n/ H: O* D A% F2 f7 R2 p. q
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?/ y4 ]/ M0 b% F) Z3 R; {" |$ E
> I DON'T THINK SO.& S4 _$ {) C5 y
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R5 L4 `: U) ]; n, \* _ m> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,) {- N5 b) c m) F2 C
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?4 x9 ~1 C; H) W3 I
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT8 i0 x) m3 r/ h" G1 G
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+ Q7 T( W9 K" K4 \* F0 d> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,+ Q( T2 H7 O( u
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?+ U9 v8 A6 _0 I" u5 n% q
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE! M7 y" k q2 A$ U
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ v8 W6 P% i) A- X! {
> I DON'T THINK SO! y% L, K b4 L
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> FINE, SHE SAYS. v( k8 w6 A. V+ p
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
% E3 }& L( r# n0 ~4 y) }; l W5 a1 b> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
) c L7 R8 i( {> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK3 E3 M( h2 z4 S" A, H) f; n# D
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7 U/ h- }7 H) B1 g9 Z8 `6 U> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
4 E( C, h/ q' g! N> WANT TO FIX STEPS
5 K7 A- \8 A7 k! Q; h> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE s0 [7 b/ a+ m
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?5 o& u" w# S/ Y2 y
> I DON'T THINK SO
$ _4 l( i* R8 c) W" c4 C0 H5 V> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
+ E; U2 o, x3 b& ~6 M/ h/ I> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!4 O3 B/ h1 f* ] R# Q$ f' T1 o
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A% O' [7 j8 h# q& c* `* ~
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
1 e" B8 Q b4 K, Q6 s( \5 P> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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. B# Q" s' U, q. }7 C; \+ O' W4 U> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
7 c& M1 b( ?% Y4 F3 M> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING( v1 r* N+ g/ B- H) k, a
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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2 |/ x. `, C' v1 S. W. L% R/ o> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?5 ^3 ]' d* f) Q- \) p/ g
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
& x0 i- f$ |- G5 A8 T$ E: {: v> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.! q+ f Q/ w* g) y4 d$ w
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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( @4 ^" B# ~( P! } }! x> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND4 E) e0 X; I+ ~- U
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
3 w8 y/ V$ F7 ~3 A> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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( `7 J6 | Z1 ^* f; D> HE SAID,7 ~9 C7 ~3 f# i! F+ ?& P
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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$ A! [; B2 U4 F; e4 t> SHE REPLIED,( ?) e8 b+ k& X$ Y0 l6 `
> HELLOOOOO..
0 { e, O6 M5 x9 p1 `> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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