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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
# ~8 x) ]. o' i, _> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,- z$ N& f* t* g2 k6 U$ }0 w O
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- g- H1 J1 }% h$ F3 s0 h; N> HONEY,
+ P; i0 c& t4 Z/ U# i( z' ?> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
$ V9 [" I& G; q0 J1 M9 z7 Q> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.+ x" y- g7 `- o
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,6 I4 e- `) B l c; E' U% G
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?8 Q3 { Z5 s! W% U* v$ ?" p3 o4 p
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE: k; n# N' K1 I/ s/ r
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?( n5 m3 n( L+ q- ?+ z' i+ p! L
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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: U* B" n$ E0 @1 z> FINE,
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1 E1 J. O8 S2 N> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
4 ~. H! j: H% Z> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
! t H. r5 ?5 d: X5 \> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT" I& ]- _8 F& g, Y/ |$ t
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/ O* w" j$ b$ U. O/ I: ^> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
g! h2 k' O2 |% s) Q7 |! L> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
. s6 t+ v. P' k9 C) O$ y/ F> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
! t; v, x- }2 `> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?6 R, v/ S) `: M. v4 R
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
' O+ T. Q2 b2 r7 C0 r7 w( Q6 k> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS/ Q' e0 Y( f; ]+ U4 c4 V
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
" r6 d" n4 J6 i0 \( R# q> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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- Y2 U6 A& O0 U( |7 C4 i> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T1 t# _ a3 P7 y0 C" @
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
$ Z4 Q8 |9 i* x, W- {> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE3 t, y) I l5 m' N6 Y, Y- u$ d
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
2 E, c2 M9 C+ n+ A; Z& W> I DON'T THINK SO
6 A! f# V8 ?- }9 F2 u8 A6 K2 d$ r8 k> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.! o4 [7 z. q& m/ S
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!5 a/ y+ [6 X9 L; s+ N1 `0 H: @
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A3 G' ?# [# |- i( |% ^9 l
> COUPLE OF HOURS..............................., K! Z7 u# i1 i; \/ U9 v( M
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW4 x& _ x. m" l
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
$ ?% q- g8 i5 |> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. a+ w+ g9 r2 O' l7 A
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% k3 D4 ^. D- K) a( X> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES/ f/ _) t; L) P) r3 t
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.8 x/ C2 x+ r( S: P( x5 o* M% B
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; H: l# O- \' O% B+ o$ s7 m( W> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
" h0 I$ @8 r1 J* k# _% w3 v0 |8 u0 |* \> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
( k# {) M, k# T> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.9 @. V( ~# f* b. t* V
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# h6 ~' } O i- B4 G: p/ E6 M> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME9 y; Q* Z' r' {- N4 w+ Y8 ?3 E& Y# f
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
1 f9 g4 t6 W0 X> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER- y' ]* U- Y" |4 b+ a( u9 ~/ _
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.1 S7 z7 c5 |0 g) z
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6 Z- _0 u4 y: X: C g3 J0 j8 J> HE SAID,
3 b5 r+ N/ q. T& V3 K! V. G0 G4 L> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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9 k: f. Q0 e# j+ l5 E! `, O- I4 q> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN/ Q6 B+ i8 w$ U% c2 E
> ON MY FOREHEAD?: |2 o) d5 P! B3 o
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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