Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
4 O" J( O; N( R! ^> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
! x' _. Y2 {4 k& M* d/ f& f! g5 m! ]> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
2 h' ~  @$ m' g> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ o/ _" k6 s5 ]9 z. F> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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* a, }$ g$ N  {; f; `" {( P* m> FINE,
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. \; `" C, a' B> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
& [, o4 ?+ e. S  T7 b$ k2 _> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
  C- R6 g0 \7 Q: P+ }> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
7 Y7 X% r0 H7 h# q% E5 C> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
0 b9 p) i( C1 F, M> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
2 \& l9 _, h: {( A+ y  c> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
" i6 e# Y$ B, g! }* Q> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
" L3 `0 W" e" q- j  |/ _> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
" V; a( E: U& u, D/ I6 T- c> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
4 j$ ^$ A; M  M/ ]3 t% y; Z> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
' I9 b! A/ C8 m0 Q" m8 n- t# @2 X> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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0 \- `/ [4 Z. _7 @, z1 k% w5 |$ ]> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
3 q- J- m" k$ e0 P( H> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
/ {8 L! V/ P  [, A: `; g> TO GO HOME
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5 d  W9 E. q% P- z. o> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
7 S3 d9 ~: w; F> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
6 o: ]  l. ^: Q8 S0 D> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
4 }: H* i, ^  b/ f( A> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
, N# j% D& o2 Q" @# s, y> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
1 w+ E, m% g5 I2 U& Y, P, l> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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; U) K5 T( B4 V9 f" B> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
: g4 ^' O& L3 W. [' X> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.