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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A1 R# X) f" Y% K' A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,' G0 `5 Y3 {4 z5 A5 [
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> HONEY,4 i- G8 p( J6 |8 n- f
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
+ f) s( q- y Y: I; Z> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.2 H% Y! \- D5 n* f0 O
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
6 R- J# a, V* P% W% ]. z> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
: Z7 b4 _6 W2 }" S" _2 Y> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE8 w0 R: F. q8 \* \' u
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
- c$ y7 X' v, e5 x! R2 v/ E> I DON'T THINK SO.1 V0 g* o8 F4 s
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> FINE,
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6 ?' H1 k" r- M: d> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
/ e: G7 ]% g) u' v8 N! K" C# G> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?( V( X/ K; r' n1 b0 G
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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7 L: f5 b8 v+ g9 H( m> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
; W/ o% l2 T: y# ?> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?) X+ P- ~9 T% X$ M' A- ^
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
: @5 }7 M. C" h* R) m9 |> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
& q: x) L% U% L2 v> I DON'T THINK SO1 \% ~& f+ M+ {: O
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* P: j% O# Y6 J% g5 V3 g0 {. ^! p> FINE, SHE SAYS
; F5 J! G L+ k> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
+ C B% Q6 P5 v! b) W% t; @, E> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
* Y) r3 G4 {( K8 a> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK$ `+ A! S3 o: b7 a
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% l$ O3 y9 a4 N6 B' O/ P: p> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T! k% z, A4 D8 m3 r' k) R
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
2 K! H1 X7 g; m2 i> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- \& l0 |9 Q+ L
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 X. d8 K0 |# y) h
> I DON'T THINK SO
B# w7 b' _+ D3 g/ n/ e> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
7 F" V) |% t, D p" u, V> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!& n- u0 O9 |" T) W+ a. S
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A5 f& N% U! u2 j1 K' X6 O( Q
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................1 L% O, v2 K: ?' c6 S
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW; U' D2 _& w- V' |$ E
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES' L; w+ W+ ~' X9 \2 P: d
> TO GO HOME% o# v8 u# R: T r3 l X3 j- u
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES9 H+ C' H7 }% I8 H7 U
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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9 L+ y- s' J& N> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE" z. V) J: @) g# ^
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING$ E9 Z$ k% H% ^% v& a
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES5 j" d+ f) O# a0 y8 E
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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( I3 x2 u3 ~) \2 Q6 V4 d> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?, X$ ]1 [+ P7 ~3 ^, j
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
% Q3 y% f8 }6 E, X; _) d$ i> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.' a* R3 k. a/ }* W# V- F: ]
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME3 n( a: i- Z f Y" j6 r
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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# h ~2 Y" g5 {2 S# w; c- r' U> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND! i6 S% ?" h2 j" u2 s7 N
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER. Y+ D/ a/ D# t/ w
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.. P: Z& V& ?$ ^1 J
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> HE SAID,
8 H& m, c2 C8 u5 u2 N> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? y: X$ M( D b6 k9 A% T% l
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> SHE REPLIED,% _" z2 r |+ K) ^6 T2 G
> HELLOOOOO..
$ Z w( \5 p- `) H> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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, y0 d! d, }* Q( m: d! c, k> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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