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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A9 Q) h5 j I" t! L; o% o
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,& m7 \1 \ }0 Q
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! x8 B2 G4 ?; m6 `: `> HONEY,# M" T7 Z2 F7 s1 z2 {
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
4 u- h; _- a& s/ k1 U> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.9 s! O( w8 v7 Y3 R! z, o
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! e, o- J8 e* K4 P3 i9 |> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
% v$ n. j l1 m! {6 e> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?5 ]1 Q7 }5 X& L7 [
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE$ P( p% y* Z% K: [# v& ~
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
- B0 u+ c: K. J1 ~+ L> I DON'T THINK SO.4 o/ J( l3 J$ p! R1 q7 ~& J
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& |/ K5 S+ F* I3 V A1 z> FINE,, d {% Z8 Z& C5 J' X P( l
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
' }9 @$ Q0 b# d> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
+ \0 p2 v3 ]- m2 S8 \> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. J8 ?9 n7 m2 [; D# f3 D
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,4 q- c! J7 Z/ l/ y# H% o4 `
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
* S- |! T1 [6 b3 }( O1 B> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
3 ` ]: G) R8 Y" f4 w> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?' n; _ q- G+ t+ l
> I DON'T THINK SO
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! Q9 Z6 T9 ?2 F4 s6 p9 C$ G# g> FINE, SHE SAYS
5 \' a1 B" f, {; d9 L2 P! F1 W> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
( P7 W7 G+ c3 m0 d5 m4 _ r) O> TO THE FRONT DOOR?1 W3 x9 U* B3 b6 l
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
/ H" G) @ m+ S) q! w T> WANT TO FIX STEPS0 X+ K' [3 j* e8 N6 J4 w. q( R; x
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
7 V4 }7 P! q9 h3 K0 }+ P+ S> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 u/ M* q& ~( F/ z7 f> I DON'T THINK SO5 K0 q' m" S9 V0 w0 l! g. z4 X* x) K/ L
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.0 t) e$ H+ F: T
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! w- ^- c! q- T- ~6 n( I- B$ L5 S
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5 a4 x4 ?$ A* y4 y T3 @> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A+ e, @$ ^& a2 ~- ?% I& _( a
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
# p5 V. Y* X+ k R3 s> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
- V3 s9 k3 s! r: j J> TO GO HOME; G3 Q1 C8 E/ d/ I
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1 L" R/ o* Z& B% l( e! @" `3 u> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
6 `# C7 o1 Y O3 e7 i: V+ E, l9 e> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
& t: ^; T* o2 p) S8 U6 W$ c> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING0 W' l' W/ l9 W2 m
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9 K& Q& r) ] G' R% e3 b% f' t> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES9 D2 T& @! b! _, j: ?
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
9 c$ F! B3 L7 ]$ G0 _> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
* _: X' I2 Q0 P1 g2 `" E2 Y> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.7 }+ s. `6 B2 P. m9 I
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$ p( b% O% n8 E> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME8 o0 g& |* V }# X0 h4 |( `. N+ V2 J( J9 M
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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; m" S+ _+ K$ p* C' F> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
' Z v9 g* D# d& Z, l# [# B1 g> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER2 t& D. M( ]% d2 Q. e I3 z
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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& Y( L0 Q7 t" |: s, m> HE SAID,
3 v$ k9 P9 t( ]% [2 P> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
V+ I; a/ @' N; d% g- z: J; a# C> HELLOOOOO..; u3 o) Z) F1 a7 u0 h' |3 |
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN- t6 y! g0 ~% I% ~6 D( V5 I
> ON MY FOREHEAD?$ e$ z5 V3 j; D/ O h
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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