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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A9 C+ h/ t( y2 M, Y4 _2 t/ q
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,- X# K# m) Q# Z7 c2 `7 M% k; p3 U
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> HONEY,
* `+ u. A) s0 Y! H" C> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
* q2 a- @0 _# g) M$ D/ t) e> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.0 G9 Z1 C+ }1 o5 r) p1 ^ @
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0 i3 P8 S" ?; G2 B- ^> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
. A; x3 L+ e; g/ v> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
! _6 E9 g+ `8 E- c1 [1 y> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE) w. \. B) S# Y7 M7 r
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 D8 p4 F V- L" Q> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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+ s2 k& C- U" A- ~# Z- c> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
8 n' Y$ `$ e4 g S> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?8 a# a7 N$ e* x
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT2 C; W g: E$ l+ L& [
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,( W! ]( N' i3 S: t4 j! j$ F
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
6 j: j0 g6 D w6 L. S> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
; e0 a( n- q+ `> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?+ R# i$ P& x2 c- p# t j/ p; e
> I DON'T THINK SO
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+ X# W/ G, n# ^% n1 E/ h J, p> FINE, SHE SAYS
' g7 Z! B% _/ S1 k> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS6 A2 c e6 g9 b0 v2 ~: w- p$ H
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?: Q2 ?0 q8 J- c. f q) m: {5 ?' P
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
; _- e6 c1 U8 E; J> WANT TO FIX STEPS, x8 c$ ~ h; {* h4 L- p
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE3 x' c5 v4 _0 S8 z3 ~8 c/ O
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 @2 _& F, _7 e1 c8 C0 h, u
> I DON'T THINK SO# U1 J! S4 _& v% ?5 N
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
8 Y L$ z+ |6 Z a/ F: w, A> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!! ^* w$ p5 x2 ]% j: R
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+ R1 P+ `# Q: Y3 s3 n6 g> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A5 C9 }8 l3 p/ E( K* m: C5 Q
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................3 R8 @1 A; d2 n1 Z6 o
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
m5 o. |7 n% O* }" ~' ^> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES9 ?) K5 \9 D3 R0 F: y
> TO GO HOME
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% w; R$ z% J( n/ r, n3 E. q" O> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES4 n) f# Y$ ~; D( L' a; h/ ^
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
3 H) q5 y7 ^7 Q8 q> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING, @2 m. U! p5 _7 p. H1 c7 C3 F2 w
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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0 Y! Z5 B$ Z( G4 H% p> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
) L9 ~! @# s1 W4 g, P> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
+ |: ?, G. n' H1 {0 l> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.1 n K* m2 v5 r5 V) Z4 ~! b! c
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. _4 Z3 d- B0 u5 V& c5 C. _> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME b1 G4 |1 E& \: n. b
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.+ d; y0 R' b6 [6 T" Z3 b
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
( y) x/ ?! J$ L" e- o> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
5 v5 T% b& g" y# k* g> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.9 x5 o6 j- I3 { T8 s
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: }; T/ K P5 I' C; a> HE SAID,
7 @) H7 l7 D. E& J> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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8 R! k5 V$ C% V> SHE REPLIED,
! s) k, Z' ]+ @3 j. C5 I7 e> HELLOOOOO.. n6 e: i/ H2 \- P: Z3 r5 Q
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN+ h- `& D) D& Y# B2 e6 H" _
> ON MY FOREHEAD?6 m% O" N+ x3 r
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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