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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
5 i3 B2 E2 D/ i* X r( v& D> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,
{# `4 ?4 C8 N, C> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?) i& N- L$ B0 c; o
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,* i% ]$ V! Y+ w T+ n% u0 _% Z+ F
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?4 _) E8 L0 n, m: ?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
: j. p) |( o* Z5 Z$ R" L' k> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 w$ I4 H& \; f( X; r" x- C
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
% I4 k' f: _7 Z> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
3 m, F4 o z( k" \4 L% L' d1 s8 X) q v/ x> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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$ {2 r) f/ X5 c/ t l3 v. V0 J> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
, E G& z# q" }: T- B4 g> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
" ^; }" _- P! S! K6 z5 D% |1 c> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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' M; ?! m/ Z9 ~4 \" Y0 p0 K> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS1 x7 N$ H$ g! U
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS$ A7 `* l$ c0 N' _$ J) {5 m
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
; {4 s* [) b/ ^4 a> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK8 U1 _3 E* H9 }+ d& }
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3 ?: |$ a5 r" M6 }2 ^7 T7 b> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T4 A4 j5 u6 L9 y- `
> WANT TO FIX STEPS- W3 ~: T+ [- t) y. b
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
/ B, H. L# |, K5 l> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?/ \4 ?0 H( `# N3 T4 O& M
> I DON'T THINK SO
4 Y9 E6 r- z2 z) H& V- d& X> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU./ g9 s1 f% U" Y& B. | s" Z
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!: @- H5 a9 ~# K9 |
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; n1 v' r: y: l& V6 V/ G# }' C> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
& o: ~' Y! {( h- c5 j, _: X# g% J) H> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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3 B. S _& X, Y> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
' A7 a% S4 p+ t/ K* n; u> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES8 B2 [3 C6 z# L" m
> TO GO HOME% G) y7 o) R( Z2 F5 e, ^' j/ P( j
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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0 y8 m: h; e+ f; {% y6 F4 U> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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: c& A. ^5 v: [9 u, O" b> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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" ]+ c( D3 G. B% G/ N- O# d> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?5 \. ?; n* ^+ [8 V5 x+ y
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
! q' T6 Z7 u$ Q1 i> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.( z. Z9 d( Q, w) |& |6 Z- O4 ^
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; R; y$ W( |1 ^% Z) ^, z/ u> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME1 n: k( M7 ?3 C$ L- c* a8 F* v
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.$ i1 I" R% O5 O+ b' i
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* x7 i6 m3 l4 O% C( j! o5 f> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND# d4 P1 d$ e# p/ B1 D5 r
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER' {, p% G- h9 p/ |( `
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE." f8 R9 U+ d; `8 i8 B3 ^2 Y
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& L' ]. \' E$ N5 B' d! |5 T2 J+ m8 l> HE SAID,$ o4 ]: ^! F9 ?4 i9 ^
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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; t S) Y& _; f ~8 }! j> SHE REPLIED,
8 d9 x3 a" M. Z/ i% G, B) c> HELLOOOOO..
! n+ j* c: p! K> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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$ R5 [& F) L/ d. W" A# X/ G> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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