Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
: S3 z) v( v! m, e8 e3 t$ E> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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5 P1 q9 l# o, I4 q7 Q> HONEY,
: p4 y% S( M7 B9 I> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 B1 n1 r, O. X; |  [> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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4 q: z; B9 r  l) s0 e> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
) C* a& r, n3 L' Y& p> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
$ @7 s9 v0 P7 j> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
6 f/ X) F$ k9 s' ~* f> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
>
, Z) m3 d# H# {5 r' f5 J> FINE, SHE SAYS
5 p. l1 n  W: D$ ]> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
7 Z8 G/ j' W+ s& \, W# z% S7 Z7 G> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
$ A& B$ S, y2 y, s/ |8 k; W7 @> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
- {# I8 {7 `" ]8 N( G! {> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
0 X2 u  \! s5 _> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
$ w7 Q& q" m7 X8 B+ j> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
; Q1 D) |: M4 e  f3 F. g) F> I DON'T THINK SO
. m7 b* \; q+ Z" T1 e6 H> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
  x" R9 q# h  F. Z: ]> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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# m! _/ ~! b/ g5 R& d6 e" I> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
3 k- v; ]4 }5 t> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> TO GO HOME
>
0 v( ~. }& ~) f) L. d> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
) D  Z- p6 O. n) t> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
* O7 Q# p- f6 w* \3 b  ~> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
, A5 E% [4 @4 m: E- T> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
% h- P7 E9 L" C+ U; P9 ]+ A> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
> HE SAID,
2 H' Y! [+ [( G& i! g! g> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
; k8 d8 H" q4 f- Q. S1 o+ }> HELLOOOOO..
2 [) A* M5 a) ~- N0 J3 F> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
  U& l* H. E/ c( t3 s> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.