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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A1 [5 K( G! A3 ?
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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0 F3 e" s, f2 A5 ?# c9 U5 k> HONEY,5 o3 V" H0 s# A6 ]/ D
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
$ Q6 i9 V/ ?$ \> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.9 W( Z+ c1 m; Q
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" Z8 v% B% G( t5 Z% G> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,' g7 V- }. z: {5 ^$ k
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?6 e5 J$ J) Z" y: E2 n
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE4 s" M0 v8 c/ a8 p) M
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?3 o3 I- }. f; p- m4 n! D
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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" S' T1 _) s* K" Q% X9 S> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,4 O: u) `/ J; h! t
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?& A% f7 M, a3 _9 |" d# {
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT0 i3 _" u4 S O7 ~% Y, R( ?
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,; s/ ?; j! V/ J! Q! d8 U: M2 U
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?3 v& o5 Y1 V6 g; c! ]
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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& H8 m# K7 e% b. ~- `8 ~1 o; `7 j s> FINE, SHE SAYS$ d# L' n3 J/ X
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T1 e! d( u; j* u8 a7 ~3 s
> WANT TO FIX STEPS0 S; @6 ?8 N, l* }
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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% A% p0 c6 J/ j4 d$ u% _> I DON'T THINK SO
& X9 C, X% Q! O' l8 h A! U> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. Q1 o5 e) ^9 E0 B8 L
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
& ?% C7 f( _+ G; r! k* N* P> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW2 N4 K( O6 w( N* @; T/ \+ ?
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES4 W, t3 g3 C3 Y) Z) b1 B
> TO GO HOME& ?" v& h+ Q' Q: ^1 O# j
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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8 {) e! W9 j2 t. D: s8 e> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
" q) a- _0 J0 T( W. X+ v/ V> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
8 t* ^: ?, y+ j7 J9 @, z> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME, ^1 E: v. Y) L- o: `: [2 Z
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.; `9 ?$ M a7 }6 _$ D
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
% K8 }/ n. s# b" a> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER% |. W+ _0 N8 P8 o: x G1 j
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.# ]4 Z2 _* q, Y+ ^- K' b n
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& a- C' }" p' H" B> HE SAID,8 a5 F; n& J% F8 N X
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
/ {* i, p2 [; ?! X: C6 ?* r> HELLOOOOO..
# L' P9 T7 A( A: U6 i( m> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN: a, `$ R/ u, }! H' `2 u
> ON MY FOREHEAD?! p+ w; ^3 F8 ]2 D+ Q$ R
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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