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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
" X9 K L* |: _+ w> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,) e# w, K6 k. {$ [2 k: X4 r) `
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> HONEY,9 E; Z; k* b, T( b. u! g$ G
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
( M% v9 T0 M6 Q" d> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.7 J: l9 F. V- G3 e' L
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
/ b N% i0 L, \0 F; s/ Q4 V1 g> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?2 K8 Z0 q- \, H( Q+ @6 H( s& ^
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ {- s7 a( ^8 k& T3 m: x6 M( V> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! t$ W1 f$ Z: e: W. E3 }
> I DON'T THINK SO.5 c( G8 F4 k4 t. X; g/ D$ c
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* F# K& r+ ~- M0 ^' N5 e- m> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
5 s* B9 a& T: {# d- ~" V> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
- O, j, v- t, T7 J> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT9 h+ W) ?7 B5 D# t9 l0 I
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4 s8 ?* m- L- o, n3 D> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
5 }- w6 L: R4 o1 Z; H5 j> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
; M5 G% ^" T+ `> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE# V& B& g S; W. ]
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
}1 ?, |) r* q/ R, }) K> I DON'T THINK SO! S# f9 }! c4 f' x9 V
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8 p* I+ L& b, s! P! w. i+ a5 G> FINE, SHE SAYS
( W& g S; B& Z5 b3 F* v- [> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
; j: @- E: R1 E> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
6 |0 r' x x$ J; c9 _- |! J6 E+ ^> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK3 [, u( x2 Y* p+ K g
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T# c% }0 F" y$ {* M" {' _ j
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
6 M, r- r7 x5 E! l1 @' z> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
: T$ z. l: c9 ^3 `! j) F9 y> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?7 I0 F& E, \2 m+ i: ~; q# I
> I DON'T THINK SO
s* l! F# I& ~8 M# F5 k. L2 `> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
+ x4 v$ w: G( _3 U/ ?# Q: ]! X2 K> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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9 N. e a/ J" D$ i5 [0 [4 X3 Y! k> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A1 C( e7 h- c6 U3 y4 k
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................! K, V5 C8 K* x7 H" r! ]) Y* [2 `
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
# h2 k4 e. U4 C> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES) r' f9 a. `! @8 ]' v' V
> TO GO HOME; x' a2 |3 G' p/ |& K1 l7 Y/ v& j
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES/ T3 t- y0 L0 e
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.& I B! T5 a4 ^2 @- X$ d
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
' |3 W2 z6 Z9 I9 A' p7 f x& J> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES6 H* x+ ^0 o0 Y# G' F+ u) ?4 G4 C
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED., w) S9 k7 s# w
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?+ Q: c- h3 m2 A. z2 c: {% e
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT% f2 m% M* ^( P6 ^7 B( u* w2 Q
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
% a) W) F7 I3 Q> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.2 R; e6 B( l9 |! Y* L [" K! d
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
% \( _( j! _* O( P) n7 X8 u# ~> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER: A- M" { O. a$ ^4 H
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE./ f0 G- w8 G# g% R/ X& P, k- g
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> HE SAID,
2 h' u8 S; \! i& X; Z> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? f5 K6 b" j1 e; _( W4 J& F" x5 D
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9 f8 q& G+ t9 t7 p) `$ V> SHE REPLIED,
" _8 o7 j7 X- d) v* |> HELLOOOOO..: @) Q1 s$ a, C/ @/ f' M A8 V
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN3 A M1 O* |4 I
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
8 m+ v: P8 D7 A6 R> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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