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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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2 a' K f! ?! h l! L- [The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
. G; l2 O `: z8 i" @4 I9 nlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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* B4 Z7 w/ p1 v# R" w, \The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
. j5 N0 w Y6 j& j, ^# uThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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. X: e* z. O0 H# Y$ p- S The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
* `! E! B8 a2 K5 c9 G1 N7 cThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?') C: r2 W. b. G" Z9 k* I' s
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'' f. {, J# ?, r7 P
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5 ?' t$ |- o. f'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies. B$ _0 K* H W) o( n& z/ m7 g3 m
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! * \7 h4 s' A, { B! L
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'- S/ J' X5 Y% Q/ i3 |/ W) H0 e9 d
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