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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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% x- K; x4 d9 l; w- |The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a" C" ]8 t" I" @4 t6 b2 m8 ?# }! x
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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; Z }4 b9 U. C( `% I4 [We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
) @ T, s, r9 L, B9 g1 A" vThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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9 C; N( J9 N& r* d: u The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
9 b F) S' E6 t8 W2 c: QThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'8 F2 p5 i! \) S! t
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.* O& h7 f4 E4 n" G, `) H
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
5 D" X/ g' A6 V& I4 Q3 BWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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