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( U" C0 I; J+ v7 `A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.0 _" v; ^( e4 X! V, \
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# z; d! c) K! T% |0 r# _5 [0 u$ n- {The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
j2 g- k6 y+ n7 blittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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) v" F2 z( ~; V$ p' SWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.' w) u) N/ B d) ]3 Q2 L
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
" F- P$ @/ q) o& g. d) p4 I' aThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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0 f* C( ^& ?, p" |* YThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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1 [/ v; y2 q% V6 ~'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.& n8 z4 ~9 K, X w* K5 j9 q
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) r" g+ u3 o4 L'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
! j- u8 M. P' l8 l' NWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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