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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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" l$ N" E& L5 qThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
1 g9 h i% d, h3 e2 }little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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* L, `! `* Q. P0 I% aThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
7 a6 z$ J, f6 X5 s' d. lThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.. ~+ Q8 b) J9 `7 S; y& Q
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' y, Y* f F f! P, ~ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. U! C( U# r( v O
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'+ O8 E2 F6 q: e2 M/ v
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/ U* J i4 P. R1 o( ?! TThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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4 C2 I$ i8 s( k! n'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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0 Q, G& f1 e' C. {'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
3 ~3 a& T4 ~0 Q# d5 V; E" G( ~Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'6 X7 L+ ]- H1 l2 j4 l
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