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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.6 C7 _* a0 w1 C: `; [1 g; Y8 I
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
8 c" S; J |1 Plittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.: x* |" p2 _7 s5 l. X/ s
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* y% c5 H3 v8 ]4 R$ HThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.( C- y: B( c/ t# D/ R! H
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
7 v6 a6 f1 y9 @7 [% GThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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% E6 h8 O7 x0 O4 [6 N+ pThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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" t. _: s: N7 q6 |'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
% `. P7 _# Q; ~$ R+ e, B8 @Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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