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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.& H2 m: i9 I6 E( S8 |( ]) w, j6 V
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a: F% @- k4 U2 e, r- ]
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.- a+ N% {- E6 R. Z8 B
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, [" H0 }9 U1 i4 K* f* X EThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'., L. E p- `1 a; a u- s
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
+ M# Y1 g# R7 o5 s w \The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'' _; h% A2 k/ i: o7 ?3 i
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" A8 I8 T8 S+ u. E ]The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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( u- b' N) b6 B: N* f'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! " \+ h& G2 _# m3 P; x( e
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