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* S- }, H) W# f* n4 G6 XA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.. a# {+ g/ q; @7 o# `
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4 [- B. P. f# w5 q7 Z& V1 IThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a) T+ G- L+ Q: o
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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+ \# C3 C; N0 H# r' Y. sWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.& n1 ?" Z1 Y3 [3 Y( s
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
) G6 q9 h( S" I1 ]( `! l9 v( _* BThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.# q. O# v0 z: K! G. `* X( N/ M2 Q* J
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' ~* O5 z5 p0 Z The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
" D f2 P6 l# L& y6 tThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'+ B1 F' C# c! v
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2 u" w; y; N, F3 `The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'4 o C5 I% p; }. {0 B" X
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! & |0 j* c1 L! a' l# q% r) ^
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.': E3 Y2 N& m5 e+ E$ _3 i
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