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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.0 u# \& K. N9 T( r
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8 G% _- z) U1 G8 E: w9 i* iThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
9 Q6 t& ]( W6 J5 l# klittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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. y1 ?% U4 ^, m( G7 s2 }$ z" {5 \2 hWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.2 I9 e6 ?1 V% L1 S0 z2 r
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# t- @+ q) Q$ O& b6 HThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
4 D& k5 d: S1 b8 KThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. H- H, a ~3 \' Q! ~# S* U
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
- ?3 I7 C u; w9 BThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'- S: t* N7 t# A: t: y( ?5 _
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% E% H" q1 e$ FThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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2 s8 ]! K1 W0 @, t8 x& m'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.5 y1 F) ]/ |! R7 v
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( V& b+ c* p9 b3 N'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
- W. K9 y" @8 X/ L& DWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'* z4 c* |- w; K$ s7 [
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