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Canadian idiot) w% v; `, g! w- Y6 K
4 Y% M# k, u( C3 y1 o! YDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot( r4 Q8 I% q7 h( {( i
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
3 E8 D7 f# I! O- zAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?. u X- w d; j% u$ w; q
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed7 T6 H; a( b6 {2 ~, ?) `
% I- t( @& Q" g# |% hThey all live on donuts and moose meat
2 K! l m" a6 f& |3 p7 O1 E1 f3 eAnd they leave the house without packing heat- x5 P$ f' W e4 c0 ] Y W. l
Never even bring their guns to the mall5 V- @9 E/ n9 H. x8 |6 P# k2 {
And you know what else is too funny?0 P$ l n( ^3 a+ d, n. j
Their stupid Monopoly money2 W1 B1 T! W6 i! d
Can't take 'em seriously at all! Y* g8 S+ c# `
& `2 z# b X3 q% ^. TWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export% N/ L2 ^$ x- o
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
: X$ | T. B" A+ g3 z0 {* b2 ]They think their silly accent is so cute4 u: P Y% n1 ^5 T6 Q" `
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot9 U- F) {5 I0 P
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare/ X/ r1 ~- R: \$ p
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air6 @: C4 x4 X0 i% |2 W; ~5 t& Y
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion$ m5 y+ i8 h" A5 }% w0 d
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni' f$ }. X& Q0 Y
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni% Z) J6 d$ l: {7 K0 e
All over Saskatchewan% ~2 G0 W* Q0 `% D: p+ F
. o; q" E& Y8 f- w$ RDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 L: u* |& f1 I. g
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius; M0 a# Y7 D+ H: i9 r
See the map, they're hovering right over us: _$ O2 |! ~- t) n) B4 d& M
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story* A4 V" b L5 L8 p4 m% o1 b8 f
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"9 e M) r5 G9 ?; |5 v4 S' t) ]
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
# @/ ~* z: f, L6 D3 G- UIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
5 U# w8 ]! C+ U" q' G2 J7 \5 wSo quick, before they see it coming3 E* x+ \% j! ?: x
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