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Canadian idiot& |% Q# |5 P& i# Y v \# l
2 x4 G; R7 R6 EDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
* G# @" r; a; S3 ?% S& jDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
7 `6 B/ l. P! Y1 lAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
w% r+ w( q. d$ q6 kI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed, a/ S# q0 o" E" y2 k) E
& Y4 P4 p/ P/ W% A9 Z7 _0 [6 @They all live on donuts and moose meat7 d$ g. c" x& C$ k/ u& ~# |
And they leave the house without packing heat- i: m) E% X. p7 L8 o# p% g
Never even bring their guns to the mall
. t' m. P; ~8 ^ bAnd you know what else is too funny?
1 T s& r. P5 OTheir stupid Monopoly money7 j4 {6 S" k" s3 U0 A. M. R6 B( t
Can't take 'em seriously at all" g) R7 n2 k9 t; G; @! m
0 Z9 ^3 s9 C! B1 E/ ~% pWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export! _/ I1 t6 ~9 j, g
They treat curling just like it's a real sport4 \4 n, \0 C5 s+ V
They think their silly accent is so cute* F5 O: V5 N6 V1 ^6 G4 {" G
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot) K! E! D9 |1 R" }
; ^+ z3 N3 p9 l0 {Sure, they've got their national healthcare0 `- \0 z* b1 x/ s2 p5 T0 _5 n4 N
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air" r6 V7 b/ f: }; W9 i7 W
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
5 W! ]' \9 x5 W) NEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
+ J% r" c- |, x" oAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
6 j9 Q# z; o. s) e+ eAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot, m i; ?, U2 c5 W6 E
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" H) Q) I7 K; @. RSee the map, they're hovering right over us
% A4 J1 a8 n$ C) KTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous- s' U( l7 h: g8 ?4 c# p' b
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Always hear the same kind of story
" a4 g$ L6 j5 {& }+ EBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"2 w s: F# ?; {5 y) b7 t
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
. F1 L1 a: q0 A8 w; C. P" CIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
6 `% v: y2 |1 U. F$ {So quick, before they see it coming
/ G( \" r, a0 _3 ATime for a pre-emptive strike |
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