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Canadian idiot, x/ x; h5 h$ Z/ K2 w
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot) T# B& e% X. @5 j
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
2 Y5 O. k U9 M9 i1 V: e' dAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
8 r: Y* a7 l+ D7 fI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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( r) F' J" H! A6 h; l5 iThey all live on donuts and moose meat/ p2 N0 k! D! T: U6 i+ s" Z+ J! q8 U
And they leave the house without packing heat& E4 e9 I5 F7 x3 y
Never even bring their guns to the mall
1 C) i" W3 G# D' Y0 \8 }+ DAnd you know what else is too funny?
9 ^- N. \. G& t1 aTheir stupid Monopoly money$ ^/ A6 s# X/ h& o6 q: ]
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. {7 U- I2 m! Y# I) eThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
$ o! v2 W: o- [% S8 mThey think their silly accent is so cute, n V# M+ g/ Y8 H! y2 Z' Z
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare4 l; e7 X |- [: E. g" U7 g- Z+ C
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air' @+ r/ Z- B1 t- K2 \( E7 ^
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion, s' l; `% F( O1 w3 ~( s& U
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
o y, O: M% w+ E) G) qAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
J `7 v8 M$ _5 ]6 FAll over Saskatchewan3 ^0 g2 ]5 ` ~9 l
3 L' o2 Y% }6 ^4 fDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
2 v0 A( T4 ^& ?4 A( S" Jwont figure out the temperature in Celsius) F: o( ~" _) d7 D9 O( @2 E2 Z% Z( y
See the map, they're hovering right over us6 V0 H4 c; E4 M% L& q
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
2 _) ?/ V8 Z7 b* P. J& dBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
; O7 M: ^ p& r5 |8 RTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
" A/ J1 `2 |* \+ ~( I. oIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
! v+ k; z$ Z" m, o- G3 iSo quick, before they see it coming+ E- x) X! U" Z9 T3 ?
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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