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Canadian idiot
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, L3 |, L9 o* G2 c/ RDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: y8 S* T3 V) p9 r) pDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
, X: h: ^6 V0 @' l# y7 ]And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?$ H7 w0 s$ G) A4 U$ }
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed" u+ w5 _# X+ P; o0 e/ K0 H
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
0 F3 }% k3 Y0 v. z, `" P- z& NAnd they leave the house without packing heat
1 O! f& f' f3 p& A5 N) }( u1 wNever even bring their guns to the mall
, E+ f6 v a- }" e Y: g7 r1 UAnd you know what else is too funny?7 R2 w6 X( \" n- j. g4 m2 p6 M
Their stupid Monopoly money
: G9 V4 T: v7 `0 \. T* mCan't take 'em seriously at all/ a& o. G% V* v4 c6 O- ~( _
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* c% K, v6 I8 \; | UThey treat curling just like it's a real sport! ~1 Z( J% c! {' h* o$ C* ?
They think their silly accent is so cute. m1 D5 Q4 f: e/ @" l1 s x& j
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot. ]% \1 D4 W2 i$ Q6 _
- i# Y/ `8 c2 a, XSure, they've got their national healthcare- y9 r7 `. o6 \1 b. y6 `% Q
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air9 S E2 P' T5 O5 X; s+ u8 t# X5 ]7 r
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
7 X( [3 t5 E% D G4 dEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
8 W5 u5 i! ~7 o' HAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni9 C; b w+ a: D P
All over Saskatchewan9 |1 D) b2 T4 x! g6 T1 F: t" y
/ J/ b( P% s' M# x" D& GDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ U8 y$ \7 Q: n: m- t! mwont figure out the temperature in Celsius4 S( S" J' ^. F( T+ U
See the map, they're hovering right over us
6 I$ Z- f% _8 _6 g; H4 m Z' STell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous: T8 i/ \# G5 W# J
. [% A3 O9 D% i) H6 n. |Always hear the same kind of story5 [: c2 s' Z8 l' _- P5 Y" H+ R5 g
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"8 T( N; v, O$ Q1 O; I" R) T- o, f
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?4 l& [* X. E+ ?1 m+ l7 M
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
) U& W2 _# t& Z' Z1 c; m* Q CSo quick, before they see it coming6 @. r& j4 E0 O. j9 g$ {8 m
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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