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Canadian idiot
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1 x- j7 Q8 ^: Y. cDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
. h0 d+ }2 N" N5 i& [0 N" ?) eDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 q9 t2 V" `3 i r
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
5 v# @0 n0 h6 X) D( d% I$ XI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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' C- j# v% e3 n w# DThey all live on donuts and moose meat+ Z6 }3 u, j) a# p5 z5 A
And they leave the house without packing heat
3 U: j9 J; }: ^: T! L; ` QNever even bring their guns to the mall* p8 P9 \% d3 n9 [) x- `
And you know what else is too funny?
- c2 Q) S- I; S* OTheir stupid Monopoly money& }, {1 f; g1 B. t
Can't take 'em seriously at all A$ w. P# J2 B3 `' I9 D
' a! g2 d% r# K5 ^5 Y4 bWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export0 c0 q/ ^7 A2 j5 j( g% W
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
( A5 Q7 K( A8 M, S) w( MThey think their silly accent is so cute
% I. ~$ _" P0 K- X5 x; YCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 {6 q) Q( ?4 w" \
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare Y5 m$ P$ ^& A x, u, m9 D
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air W4 a: v( ^! ~: ]
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
+ @) g2 V8 x( ^% d- h, }6 z5 ]" }Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
& J2 M$ {. T) ]And dream of drivin' a Zamboni6 l1 f3 E# ] C& x& E8 G
All over Saskatchewan6 b" m" l% z& l2 U% l2 S: o) ?
1 E+ t# Z U" m; d! tDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
$ p; o5 L- Y' u. owont figure out the temperature in Celsius
5 S0 L; x; r: Y+ U% G* O/ QSee the map, they're hovering right over us' ?& v1 \) Y$ C$ { f
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
! P$ a/ G, D- L* _# vBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
" X$ h' f7 \/ _9 W2 cTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?. r5 U5 {2 I. m1 \7 L* F! {* y
It's gotta mean they're all up to something5 d8 F; B. U% k) Y
So quick, before they see it coming
- a V& y& ~& D7 E7 T# kTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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