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Canadian idiot! g# f# o1 J, r* _& j
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot$ R! M2 g9 [8 I/ A1 u. X! v/ j
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
% R. z6 }/ ]" g# N6 i q1 HAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
% p" o3 X' I& I" q% tI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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+ d! K$ L0 B! D; \* }$ S$ s; bThey all live on donuts and moose meat, z9 j% V& v7 v/ |# Y: y
And they leave the house without packing heat
- A/ \+ \! \( [/ ANever even bring their guns to the mall
) D# ]; Q- d: PAnd you know what else is too funny?
1 `" Q9 W* p6 ?3 _5 |5 _/ |Their stupid Monopoly money0 }" P* Y' y) B8 y2 }/ T: R
Can't take 'em seriously at all" R/ Z. H2 y# i/ y( b
. l& D, h( t4 J' WWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
* K- {7 [. a) E, i$ d3 yThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
& ]+ q" |- l% f8 u. f6 b7 VThey think their silly accent is so cute
' H* w" `2 H2 XCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot+ M; i( K. L9 [+ z
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
5 W# N+ ^$ r" `1 U- |' tCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air+ y: O# {! [- d2 `# H# i& I
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion/ F; t$ t/ F* R* V
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
) `3 N+ z) l) i( _And dream of drivin' a Zamboni4 `5 W- h& S' X# a" e# g. U
All over Saskatchewan V8 S( u' F- T7 `1 [) X6 E
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot5 i# P, Q4 z; T6 l: f- i
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
- v8 `1 k. b1 I: e4 t, t4 K* z% xSee the map, they're hovering right over us
3 h f( x) l7 q, u# ^: PTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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1 a" p6 s+ W8 U% i2 ZAlways hear the same kind of story
, s: |: G+ x- K; ]0 V( dBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"" v" O2 m# U$ \* x/ O5 }) w4 I
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
' W* U% @3 q) ~( Q( pIt's gotta mean they're all up to something6 m, ~- G) f5 f" e3 U+ B
So quick, before they see it coming) W8 K; Z+ O, O- Y4 B+ C) M
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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