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Canadian idiot5 {2 j: l& g5 ]
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot3 Q7 n7 K( f; v3 b+ G3 I: h* c
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
1 e- {8 f; J: z/ |* g, X% d. {And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?# z4 f) z( a2 N3 b, w5 p
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed' K; X8 H( l6 r
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
- r+ ]3 z8 O1 Q7 M3 O! x6 kAnd they leave the house without packing heat2 D* x. g E d- m. V
Never even bring their guns to the mall0 o9 p' X4 i; c9 ?2 P/ l& s7 P
And you know what else is too funny?
6 g. k: N# o2 t9 _Their stupid Monopoly money& c: N+ z: v- ? n7 q5 M
Can't take 'em seriously at all, f. ^, r1 a8 s& Q9 ]+ v
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
6 l, N1 Z+ p+ h1 @5 V! N! o' VThey treat curling just like it's a real sport9 J# O% l" l8 y6 d" m2 {
They think their silly accent is so cute
5 k8 \( O3 p" G; D" ]+ g8 VCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare1 b0 W' I! r9 C& x4 P
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
+ O. P4 |9 _1 |6 NThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
2 c- s3 h# Z! G; I) n( C3 SEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
9 U8 K1 T; n7 \& d: u, q) Y+ `9 l- bAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni9 u% P- Z+ W& d9 Z( i/ ^
All over Saskatchewan: j y1 K5 q6 e! B5 X% v3 g
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
( J$ x" s( }1 kwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
" z. K4 e9 b- `" g P1 O) ISee the map, they're hovering right over us* A+ P- i( _2 w6 J! } A* |2 t
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story `+ d R/ ]' \* g! V) {
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"- G6 q' t# I+ J; C$ I. H+ \
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?" k6 g6 d$ f- f( p1 V$ C1 r1 E4 N
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
1 ]8 c7 q' N' A4 X$ [So quick, before they see it coming
. Z5 M8 x* X5 \' nTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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