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Canadian idiot
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) a8 \1 M) b8 PDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
5 e, E- o4 z- PDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut" }! h+ |) d, m! F. ]
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?! I+ m) Q6 i4 y8 b% `
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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- ~* f% {- [. K+ K: n* d$ qThey all live on donuts and moose meat" _0 }( P! _+ ^& ^- U( p Z
And they leave the house without packing heat
) t- s+ t6 W! B) C, mNever even bring their guns to the mall
. y5 d% j2 B% e- ?And you know what else is too funny?; N* H' A9 h$ E; D- t' g
Their stupid Monopoly money" N0 c& q1 E7 S. N+ b4 q
Can't take 'em seriously at all! N4 s$ Q" t: G2 R
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export( J ?6 n, B1 z, ]' D
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
8 u8 m" Y! [- }$ i* x% f! `They think their silly accent is so cute, e- b; u4 w9 h: b
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot6 }& _. q/ h6 s) O3 G t
6 F" a) v* \* V. W$ g2 ?* _5 V6 Z6 }- ?Sure, they've got their national healthcare
B0 q) N7 ~; v' _. i+ k+ _Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
* b$ b3 Z+ G- H: PThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
2 t. T2 l) b" a vEat their weight in Kraft macaroni9 E1 r* s d7 y
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
+ E6 }# x$ z+ @6 \% b* x# dAll over Saskatchewan, A& Z% `" b" ?* K+ h8 t, x
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot" F5 z0 E) M; ~6 p3 e4 B
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
* |6 p& C: }; ~' T& NSee the map, they're hovering right over us! p& U) T. |) m8 F- b( z' s
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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3 Y4 {/ C& \, K. W8 {Always hear the same kind of story, c" T7 k i ?+ p! }
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!". i) p5 M6 E0 o& q3 u
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?5 v! \6 D8 x! |5 b* R6 F3 o' y
It's gotta mean they're all up to something* x8 l N1 O$ ?
So quick, before they see it coming
, N- N2 F! a& \7 h+ [0 E4 H# OTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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