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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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0 m: |+ m+ v, vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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. X8 K# v% R. l' L5 G6 C1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 r7 T9 H2 V1 Y) b; l) i, t
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: Z0 `+ O* K! Z1 q! O
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% a; [( Z& f J1 J5 |
# |* O7 T0 R6 E% L' M6 X5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: a$ y h) i+ i% D4 _
" d# C+ b; X' e, p+ f1 e7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 s* k- h; s, {9 |3 L9 P) f2 e' C1 M
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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: e7 f+ C% q6 K+ s" O: n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& y. W( p. g4 n2 |+ W" Q
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.% _& J2 Y8 X- H, L, {+ I, l
. j* c0 b [* V* ?. g11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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' Y P9 _9 Y. J) j12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.' b$ f) f7 Z' ~8 f+ ]
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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