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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( Y! U: M: P/ g; R
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ u4 D( [3 b7 E/ v7 v
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.4 [1 ?$ X/ C/ ?- X2 V& @1 ^
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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% e1 ?2 X/ ?* I+ N. C3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.- q4 z! ^; n" d! V5 s7 c' m( e3 q
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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. a, t4 [. L% L6 t5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ A8 z- T L# z
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* W8 X* q+ D! ~( d6 |
+ W! T9 z1 @# d4 d4 |& p8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
+ i' e7 P! A" h* z7 v'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 P5 N4 W; o1 A
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 f, h' {, C, O
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* Y+ |, Q! J0 j, h5 Q5 v
1 p% T; }, G+ n0 B13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ t6 i( }& t+ @14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 t# F& c3 R% _7 i1 M; z
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And; last, but not least!)
( B0 s8 J) A4 N( B15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
