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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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4 l- } i7 M( Q) ?" DThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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+ _' L( M+ h. H7 r B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: |0 ~6 ^" h6 r8 a2 f6 X
; j. r6 e/ d3 g3 e: {3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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" e) ^7 N' e/ r* z/ [' h3 C4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 L, ~8 Z# c9 r* o" N
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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3 r g: [! Y# |/ y- b7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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" u! \& J) Z5 e) f2 W6 y6 S- L8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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/ [; `: [ ? m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 D% x5 b3 U1 L2 r
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) ]- T4 H/ V5 t0 d- K
! O( z" S9 P3 G; |2 ^11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 V2 g# p4 h3 Z+ U' F6 z2 R4 F
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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