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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 t. _2 L6 a& C2 g
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. s* x8 \" q% w) }; r$ R
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." N7 E. p) n5 a7 v8 d- m- U8 k
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., {( n( u4 e8 C! |* l0 K; o7 u
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& K d2 M0 h: L6 J( t8 i
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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+ f4 O, d7 I3 H5 H1 O, [8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask+ P1 l( |& |. m" T) C- R
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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@5 Q, y0 H: _2 K& Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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! d9 j% j7 L4 R. x13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# ~6 b" d' i/ d% F# `& O- k3 X" F% v" a
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, B0 w5 ]6 y2 \% F5 o
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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