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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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# v! c# A/ @ _" G( v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( T9 G& o T8 N& O" z
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( s( C1 Q) {5 c: | G& o& `/ A7 I3 V2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. L2 [- D& M: q- H
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., V, b, o) ?, }- U( a* X
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.- z# U5 r& B; `! r0 E$ r- j+ d( i
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9 P9 B- b5 W* L% A: x6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 p5 q3 R' f# ?8 T
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! a5 |* z ~3 d8 n% ~3 Z5 d0 y
: e5 T& h* g, h, H9 \% x' G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ r5 r+ C) D0 P3 k1 H1 ? C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 @4 d, I' p$ f- b1 T
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. k! }5 `: e$ p. t* m
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ a3 o) `) f$ ?5 M2 d, p3 v
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& d: t0 p8 }" g3 y/ a9 d14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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