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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, L% l2 J: W- y$ a1 I2 e# C- ^) c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' \9 a# R7 W2 ]$ D. w0 Y. \8 _" }; }
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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' v: e: s% z5 t. GTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here4 M1 n9 X8 h' ^
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ' c& a+ i$ E- [1 |8 U6 V! t/ s
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
2 Z/ G& F2 ?2 ?9 x: c; R0 ein the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and: |6 H) _' g Z% G7 ]( u" a
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The9 o- i% y8 \) O' t( D! V
professor was out cold.# q5 e, N6 d6 G: {
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,1 w' |( L- F: I0 D
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
: o9 |& l+ }( |9 @/ @% M( Msat there looking on in silence.
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9 @2 j- g( Z& j# C; TThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 _3 T: v" {2 [2 p. K; n5 jat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
( O( |4 ^1 W6 r& i3 O" i& twith you? Why did you do that?'
9 } y) R6 r- lThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting % V# ~4 c: }4 N9 i9 d! s
& _" b7 @# O! E/ W9 k% W' O! hCanadian soldiers who are protecting your) ]: _& H# ?) h5 m
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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