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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and6 i4 J0 a/ k& B  [2 ~
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* f! g& l. J$ q  u  Gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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* G; H' R, j7 i! N& }The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.! o$ l7 u- N) {7 f# a- r

$ e" O3 ~9 N2 }+ [Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
( t% Q7 k6 Z9 W) x& ?6 a9 l! II am, God. I'm still waiting.'
! O9 L, C$ I3 L, S& SIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 `; l7 b1 n/ W0 p# Yin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
( N% x( N! f  A: [4 x- o; y% Wcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
- l8 v5 J  i9 g+ ^! {professor was out cold.+ S5 v* A5 i0 i/ ^# o
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 J; h$ k8 t: P
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" r& a# |( e) r# _( G  M+ A
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
& d- m( U+ h: M1 L4 o  F% Aat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
: ~+ K- a! k* R9 g  |7 c( kwith you? Why did you do that?'7 E6 M! P) p2 v' J0 p
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting " j+ {+ V4 B$ q2 |  J: p

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 & V4 y, W) }: p2 Q
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
9 n7 M: N1 ]& llooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 c! f5 d( a# O9 o2 I( Q  ?. ?are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......2 H4 `$ `0 w" k$ S
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

楼主的观点很好!支持!

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