God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 r& V) y* r. u* DIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* Z, O$ e! w3 F3 ], jcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 }* y3 X6 I% q  D- vprofessor was out cold.

* Z: x$ u! X3 g" c; lThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

  M! w  N1 J* l" M( B0 m# cThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
: [- t* O% |0 _% B' h& o4 b+ Eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
0 k; ]$ e- _9 T" @One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
2 c. P, z( b; `2 D; @- }looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
- b4 a- {1 d; c; ]are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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% d2 }: r1 M9 o" ]! |; X: E& ^下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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