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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and% O2 J9 T+ k1 T! f
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 N/ N P' U" u {are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ) `( \& c9 m8 x! _4 D
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.4 K; E8 Z3 r; E9 H
Z8 @) G0 Q( A9 @* XTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here* b$ K: }- t, c) J9 \
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 5 ^8 S' v8 ]% |; [" l
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
4 j9 w: \, b+ C. I0 v1 Hin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and3 s) ^/ s* t9 e
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
* f0 G: \' L# \( u8 C& Y: cprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there," U" ^6 Z& f! c7 j- E+ \
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ `% _# ]$ g: K8 dsat there looking on in silence.
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* @, ]5 p0 q+ t& Y# ^The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked, V( l8 V) m$ a3 }# i2 c2 l* O4 A& d5 ~
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter' m- j" T4 G. `! j0 x0 }! y2 H
with you? Why did you do that?'
. |1 S: t: f S/ IThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ! A- w: z1 n6 |8 t) N. f
0 j, N* e$ _! I, H! Z. J3 ?Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
6 P: k" E r# @9 ~+ U; {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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