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/ C: L7 m+ O8 C9 ~0 I* jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you9 q, T! |9 [, f6 x7 X
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' + x2 |7 g+ j1 N/ O7 T1 @
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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* I" r# l2 n, X0 Y% ^Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here: p0 Y3 D. Z! J" x& {0 \- s; n) }, `
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
' @! a$ `% c9 k, dIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier, B3 k$ t8 E$ C6 h, @+ U0 ?, T* e
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and B! j% W* {2 a+ U% A$ Y2 C w
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The$ }4 q: }3 `/ t \8 E
professor was out cold.
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! q1 }) x8 D5 p, j# `* _The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 M4 q# g$ Q. D- s5 Wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and, t, V, ^5 ]* D8 N4 a
sat there looking on in silence. [- r# P+ m$ f1 e$ g) u' X9 `, W
6 K/ x. J. U3 G: E& R7 `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
4 X+ g, A; m0 o5 Dat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter0 a4 q. s l5 O8 Y9 N- Z
with you? Why did you do that?'/ Z( R3 a- q: ? e& Y3 V! @; \
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ) ] p4 Y! G3 _) A, S \1 Y& F7 }# L1 g
, p) U m j# x. V: x4 k/ BCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 s* G: ~& R$ P4 }5 Nright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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