God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
  M/ i: P2 L9 {2 `0 n7 ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
! ]* ^! U8 {0 f9 q, ?/ M7 kI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
# |, ^7 d& T5 L9 y; C. f  {It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
" ]2 J) V/ i5 U* [in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
; O) Z8 r- ?# Jprofessor was out cold.

0 O5 i5 V5 g/ i5 u! V  yThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
& E6 D+ }5 H& l* K# _sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ \- [$ S# z' D& }, Iwith you? Why did you do that?'
: `( O8 @7 G1 t& u4 D* q4 d* AThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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  l6 s. \0 |6 YCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
5 p0 i% s/ s# ]6 H+ n0 g, {One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
/ T* o  F2 K2 ]% z' Nare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
5 j6 C7 U# i0 z. Q) G- U1 L: P# k8 ^so true...

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