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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and4 w4 o3 X5 a  f
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 G8 Z# N  g, O0 h$ \are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' % V* O# u: D" ^2 S! q! r# d- ]

" \" S/ L2 v* ~' q2 N- B7 b- FThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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$ ?2 [1 E5 F& D" TTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here6 g7 {, d: h1 d1 \+ K
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 3 N+ j" q! ?! M6 l8 K5 p
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
8 ]0 |$ O- I- u1 J' d* X  Gin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and8 ^$ n' t/ c4 ?0 L. N* g
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ h3 f5 `6 {9 q! k  c/ J
professor was out cold.
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% r6 b% y8 p. }The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) o6 q" ?; T+ m& G& Msilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" c+ u5 b5 m2 T. _1 M8 j
sat there looking on in silence.
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3 U. F* x9 Y2 d  kThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
  J& ]; A0 I; sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
0 `0 E2 r8 b. N  q3 Uwith you? Why did you do that?'
  Y) @( D/ A* SThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 9 D$ t1 H5 v$ j8 H( p$ a' ^1 {7 ^0 N

. ~+ ]* x, n& j$ q  _Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表 8 s2 [8 C  h- w* a! |/ A' w, E
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
& \) a% b, v) a/ `- G3 ~# R+ J' Mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you- L& K: Z' g8 w' P0 }+ W( h" D
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......* f6 h: a* E" g: _# Y5 a  q* q
so true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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