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! i) P; Z0 H- I2 Ulooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you; D+ G& @- {$ u$ j, c
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop. M2 K, s8 `' L
# p' B; [2 ?- z, {2 e N a: n4 kTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here! z8 d. m, Z2 W& J; u9 M
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
. }, s9 H8 _* V) `It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! D+ k/ G3 i/ P- a0 O- T
professor was out cold.+ U' W" S% j* g
6 Z2 m+ H. \. P% O' N; O+ EThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- e D% [% v4 l) c b) K8 W6 }
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 ^( T' r+ Z/ bsat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked% t+ t8 @0 M4 a& I" ]
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter b, P3 D2 q$ I) A/ s
with you? Why did you do that?'
3 N* v0 U" Y: ?The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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