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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
$ i C2 F. h9 ?" q! @' Elooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ }" G1 @7 ~' P$ ~" S/ O, f) sare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' . ]: q. V" d- V# |0 ~0 [- D7 t
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.2 L) e5 y5 @& q5 W, M' B
1 ]6 N% j: a3 ^2 L4 j% DTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here& V$ p0 ?/ l) X; `7 Q9 O
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' ( [4 E9 G5 G6 N9 A. X5 J( `+ H. T
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier' U* M4 ?- D5 n0 r" T9 v6 b
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
$ ]/ i0 |' w- [ S& ], m; \3 P6 [cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The3 f1 S5 J$ c. m
professor was out cold. K$ U. J1 g: m" e# G
: f) ~( Z) n7 l+ b( l sThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,; v+ Z* ?0 P* F! X6 H0 N& t7 T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
3 ]9 l1 L: r7 K1 usat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked7 ~6 W2 |1 {5 s6 @0 T9 }9 _/ ?
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter6 {5 }, e& j* }& U# D- r
with you? Why did you do that?'" d& E D+ J1 X( T: u
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting * K) S5 w2 o7 x9 h% q3 \8 `5 _
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
0 B! V$ L( d$ L) ?0 Z6 u. N7 H4 m" Y; jright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53
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