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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 M: C% h0 m0 v+ c- v
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. S# ^ O9 J1 I' ^1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.8 I9 [0 N6 b1 m! f+ r
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.& F: E0 \! U7 t J& \
. f8 ^. a& \# Y2 j) \" J3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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+ ^' x$ f" H. h& O/ i5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.; r) Q) w- g( ?( }) t# C; \; d& O" C1 L
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 T8 F6 p+ `$ v$ }
! v# N, U7 ?- k5 \7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.( t V9 g* D6 C- a' e
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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+ B# {" z& b1 ?+ s# |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.4 k4 c4 K6 d/ t' p1 g+ f
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12.) Super glue is forever.6 \" }9 j. P' G! E. C8 W
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ y( d3 k8 a `6 c
2 K: X/ n% S9 x4 `1 {7 D: R14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.; P0 `) [. v' O5 g9 r/ Z& F
, p& h7 n" B. ~0 i, b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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+ w L9 D; P9 c: r16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.) L) r5 I' N4 V0 o( n4 z
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.3 }5 t9 u% r* i5 G( y
' y5 V8 F2 w0 ?18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. a4 `) c9 n9 m; S
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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) {+ H4 H: i/ d. f( J20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ ?8 k+ @4 L1 ^* p6 X8 @
$ a' Q% l3 i! u* d) }( t* N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 ^% ?. x! M* V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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