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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...: [, M, w3 E" R# S- I) |7 [( F
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 b1 m8 y7 ], f4 P3 `% T1 f2 V
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- e* H, L# o& h/ C
$ h$ ]' V. l( w. ?) R5 r4 q) I; T2 {) T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., X/ G2 I6 B3 B
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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, z) |% \2 t0 x) @3 O2 p5 [$ C2 t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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7 L( O. j' T+ ~0 Z6 M10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.5 _5 @) @) R3 O. g( e M
H4 x1 X6 G- ?2 X& t4 J11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.1 {$ ]0 W; i1 z2 b9 n1 I
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12.) Super glue is forever.% C; o: W9 n3 x( }* P, _/ j% C) N# k
/ G6 D% T" R9 C0 W# Y13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water./ C+ u- i$ ^/ D- ?- {3 v
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.' @& V9 ~! E) W$ k/ B$ T: _
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.1 _, P* t+ M# M+ \
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.+ ~7 X2 b( ]: g) Y
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.# E/ b3 w5 m& P1 F8 g$ j
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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