Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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* ]- C$ G* n/ E) i( yWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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9 @$ g3 w. z, N" b2 }6 q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

" |4 [4 S. O7 q) F0 _3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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; J  y) L, C& Z5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

; ~, p' ]* M$ }2 E1 T* y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 x  J+ Q3 Y1 q& l" y! S7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

4 S4 Y  C  A; B12.) Super glue is forever.

7 R6 H) |1 X, q% h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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7 W0 s  a* ~- b* \3 f15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

; U( q# a$ o$ d16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

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4 h& U* b$ n8 W, G  A3 C18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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/ u4 A  G" [& K. K19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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# _0 u, t  ~* n8 o2 U20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

% u( f! w$ L) R  G0 I2 S22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

, I: I$ l; l% [, {8 @, ^23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

# s0 ~9 L# X' t% R. S+ K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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