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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...6 o' d; m/ i. y- @( m# L8 t
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite." j; ~) B; w* N* c7 K! u o2 ~
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.$ {: [6 C) v; h9 ~
- L, I! y6 v a |, i/ O& O4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 E* |8 L/ U& Z" g
6 z. v2 @) a2 W- Y6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: H- ?5 v2 n- M2 d% [
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& p+ K* r4 D$ E9 G" j
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. J! s: O4 r5 E5 S. f
0 p/ O. J9 C1 L6 Y8 o5 k12.) Super glue is forever.! \* U9 Z( T6 c* \1 S1 p
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 T! j _2 m% I7 p14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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) J9 a. j/ C) k( @8 T- q/ d3 H; A15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ T3 V* } z0 Z% h% M
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.& R' ~1 F, t% F) J( H
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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% S$ e* X$ H, `5 C; H22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.4 J& p3 k* r/ D) }+ z4 w
8 q$ a O8 H/ t! C+ F/ B! Q& t/ y23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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2 o" e; c7 ^) n' c! W( Q& e25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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