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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..., d0 B% J& D4 ]" I( v
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' }' k U! S2 w0 J. }6 k
8 r9 O7 _" T% R6 X$ z" e/ W4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.* j5 a& b7 J! Y2 D% I9 F7 H
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 Q0 ^' g; i/ g F8 y7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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3 _% j- q& [- S( a1 E9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- [, y, {1 S( O+ B; O
( {: J l' h3 F/ d10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.. P+ r. ~1 m% k7 y4 `) Q9 O
& |$ q! I& l' S8 |" L! g11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.! N9 |# u0 `$ U5 H0 E
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% G5 g0 C8 G5 U3 b4 B* ^5 G `13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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2 Z j1 T/ q! b15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 L# @) B$ S# f% m8 R16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.0 k1 {% J. i% V+ q/ Q
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is." B5 \# _6 T5 X2 m8 N- p
& R, n, t- U4 p8 t2 ^/ v/ _19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens." T' z p& g: w, Z( M z
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 M) R" p8 c$ _# U. N21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.7 c2 n9 s V/ e5 L1 W2 B
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 ?: g0 q( j; V8 h
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.& w/ r5 o3 ]9 M p, u
% A& p3 B& W# M- D0 k) I2 q' ]% Q24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.- u( S6 f; ~) o _
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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