Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 T  u1 `2 w! I
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 d! ]" V# T7 l9 x  R'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')    v2 a1 z' C- \) ]3 [7 {
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
0 t: V) Z, H, @. x. |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( m" n- P: ^5 R9 @$ F: c
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 \5 R; O3 G5 r! ?1 V
'For reading a book,' she replies : g) z$ [" i- O! g6 U  k" A8 M8 l: r
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 8 K- w1 k$ A4 V1 L8 U' f! S+ @
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' $ v9 D% h; W* A
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 z* G9 ~1 A. a2 g/ ^
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. # ~/ Z! Q* U/ @+ F$ i# A' |2 l
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
7 j' `& r5 f5 Q9 p( R' i'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由秋染红叶于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟 · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:22

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:36

vanish · 发表于 2008-11-21 23:32

smart

gep0028 · 发表于 2008-11-23 10:51

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-11-24 02:04

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨 · 发表于 2008-11-24 11:35

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