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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 a% t1 X9 k* Y- ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   0 |% A2 J$ L2 m- J

: k' O) C7 A' y/ g+ T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 0 ?# G: E! L* ]! M& k
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. b) W/ y! d: R/ H" N) w" g8 }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  p! i0 r8 o8 w# K% n6 A+ D( v'For reading a book,' she replies
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- \; S$ v  q; @$ n# F: N1 n# X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. % {, o2 P" v* V/ F) V
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' # l- \# [' ^1 `& ^
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 K3 g5 d) Q; {& ?
  
  }- D2 H- R* N& |'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ' N; u0 U1 ~& g- M3 R& ^1 t1 r
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. $ o$ Z4 R8 n- h
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 M/ u$ e% L2 D

: o/ I% ~* p4 f- z7 @$ A, n: h; U7 t'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. : u( _4 k  O) W6 O  t& Y0 f6 G8 Q
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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: ~/ k9 d# S/ n7 I- [* w# y2 A[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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