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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 ]& }5 P4 X7 {* C/ \( }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 Z" }$ ^  l- s" c% _" e7 L" @5 {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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& K6 j  b) V; z1 n; p: O9 u7 [; N'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ; ^2 C8 k8 I( @5 p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: X, Q# y5 T9 B5 g) v/ y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 Y' [" w- u& {7 n" s, r' b. X) y# b! Z'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; T( T, z5 {* R  H7 b'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 5 ]2 P& a# \2 W" L" O. T1 J! d7 Z1 a
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & ^9 A$ Z: Y0 V/ n' F9 L
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
% ^8 Q( z# l$ [2 ~ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 k/ m: X! _$ X& M2 u
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   / R8 A! }3 e, }4 x' d) c6 S
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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( x" h+ i  Y+ m( w" C3 }, Z7 J[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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9 E$ A; B7 J  p: s; b3 Z6 Z5 mBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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