Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, o7 V7 D: G& H0 V  l'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

! r% l1 e& a! c, s( v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
0 M7 i) P( O# w. o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* M0 F) u2 J2 O3 \. c+ J8 ~# N, {'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 I" S( s6 G# a% ?) X6 Z1 b'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
& m. w0 U5 q6 c( D4 N' |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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# B- e5 p/ e; {- N0 m; Q3 z'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' J* {+ j) v( H3 `3 M; g% Z'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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; X3 g. y5 P+ b! ~, X[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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