Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. F5 y4 @4 ^9 b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 u; v, A! p5 T2 D'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
2 l% M0 A4 p* b9 g9 R6 ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ q5 h; w, Y6 t% H: E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
' H9 u$ @" p" A, h  |5 c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 C. h2 C0 r! a5 ^'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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. B" a+ i! d8 }9 M* l8 ^5 P3 H1 q5 h9 r'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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$ C# b( A4 I( L) K2 hBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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" U8 R# M/ u1 V2 T( d8 R[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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