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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' $ i; V- K3 b8 c. t5 _8 y6 e# j; l
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# T2 m& w/ ^8 Q+ q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ h: r* d1 J: [, _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' `* c- y& E& C+ Q0 u
'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 B8 m( F2 C6 s6 K& N8 i$ D6 `" O'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
E( y5 }- K$ f7 y" j* z4 U0 c) h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 A, M# c7 d- E6 R ?4 \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 m9 P( Q6 a2 @9 U" B
5 f. b0 l4 E3 H" }8 L% H* I'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ?$ h+ c/ ?' H7 t7 p4 }% _- D' H. K
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
, `; h+ d4 m) u+ c. T5 O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ( \" m9 I5 y/ P z5 P
8 b5 H5 N8 B5 B! T0 t' v& ~* c[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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