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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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, M2 V& ?9 ~7 g$ h7 R. i$ n2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.2 E4 G% ?, j8 Y4 f
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.% l6 J4 R1 z6 {8 K+ f
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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4 e% Q: A- B) h: f$ G9 gb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.0 Q3 N# I# m5 w

8 l5 L$ V, Z% p" V) Jc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering." u. A6 w. v7 D
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.( m  N. `+ P% R
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.' @- [, o2 d5 ?$ r4 I* a2 p

- ?+ Y" m) |. Y$ y# J7 [1 ~g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.0 A! h) K- j$ v) p7 I9 u; s) a6 B

- B! t" h, i9 j3 B8 Rj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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, n+ [# v# M$ b; [k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) H: b# G' Q2 ~1 Q; X

& `- P6 d! G3 _  F* H2 Wl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .4 K7 V3 q+ I: L( }

9 V" p8 T% N3 c: E- y' K$ MFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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