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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 }0 o' B) E' d( I! J
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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. Y# k+ f+ K1 Jc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering./ K/ x, ^3 t Q9 B
& C: p( o( D. K! `2 \. r# w" zd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.! \" u* @2 a* x: z* i" I" ] k Z
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.$ Q8 Y1 k( B/ j8 _6 a* A
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.) N5 d) p) {' y4 g8 C9 f" p6 ~3 t
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.2 u9 a4 F: p' Z9 l
3 ^! x1 b/ r6 ~i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales." P5 ~* m: r% u. J* l
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.# F/ h/ P$ |+ y6 `% {
; S. K0 c7 ?: b2 R% @5 [3 Jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .0 @/ @! u" ? H; x/ ]! L# |
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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