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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." & a3 [% [0 V! w# _; B5 G
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George was brokenhearted. 8 m- z. i; v' [6 T9 k: f" w, w
5 `2 I0 j' B: e9 y/ E$ M7 D/ tAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. * l8 Y$ s3 h1 H2 N) k! w
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 8 e, \3 j7 h& i& o* a6 g
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. : V) _# z! ^* U: r. R& B
) A' ?. A0 M, K"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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9 x2 ^. B0 m0 e* Y7 ?7 S"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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