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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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- P5 g4 ^* C z" k* j! K% j* `* R) eGeorge was brokenhearted.
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4 P/ }, a. W( o6 lAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." % S V+ [& ^" B8 N0 c
3 U5 S$ b3 T( K! |- fGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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0 W D; L& x' {# F& k"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." ; V2 t0 }& j8 C! ]4 R$ X2 c* a2 S: T
5 X/ {2 {4 A$ r2 @7 D8 {: u) L4 P"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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