Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ O5 d$ r1 V6 Z5 r6 YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( H5 @* m% r* k  SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: Q: S2 Y7 {6 R) s' R7 ZA: Your car.

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' m0 @; h/ F1 QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 s  a: ?7 X8 |+ Z7 RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 F* g. L8 e5 AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' S8 m7 m1 ?6 l/ |1 k% |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' ~/ {8 y* H2 f1 x! L. P0 GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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  h3 M1 N( Q* y$ |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# }7 Q/ I' y6 ?2 w+ FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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