Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

3 r( Y, T4 l$ N3 BQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 {9 W- [# b% o8 M9 l1 GA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

- E+ H) j: A  \/ Z% Q* ~- d" SQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
& i4 M. S2 X0 c' }& E# K: JA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
9 A6 y7 N( A$ qA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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$ _+ J, s, i/ Z0 P: i, k2 ]& zQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
* g1 q2 q  a! \A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 _: t3 I+ o1 A: E8 \  ~A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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- J+ t/ u1 I+ M. m8 @& [3 gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

% j  M( z. s" m8 ~7 G0 JQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

" m$ V' |. y( A- R4 r1 ^- ~7 gQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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& l2 X8 }/ M  ~9 H0 B* N1 xQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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