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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% R, Q' A( k5 L/ cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
8 n# K9 b ?9 L K/ J- OA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 7 h8 g0 D; U0 G7 W7 Z
' `: b% ?9 H) c5 g7 A) |Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! O- i' Y" A0 Z" o$ NA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 F; b9 |) A# `! G3 |- ]0 }
A: Your car. 4 K6 X$ {( t% a+ k+ O. W. G
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ) [& w) o& T) k, ^9 Z. U
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - r" Z+ t; M7 O+ K/ _$ m; q* P
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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7 B9 a- f; l5 z5 E# F& uQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . Z! q) {1 Q- b: r
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- R- f9 w- @4 n4 Y5 _Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! U; i3 {* b9 yA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 3 h' p' p7 f: p
6 R% O" I4 v1 S8 o+ I/ k9 @! gQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
5 i- L6 c* m9 G. a0 t. D" AA: The color. 4 Q3 q6 I' q' L0 [* g$ n
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? * a1 G) C& D6 Z; C$ D8 S+ }: T5 u
A: Heavy psychedelics. 5 c) K3 {: a) c; i
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? , k+ Y# U7 P! t0 d: s( l
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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2 _2 @# ?! ?2 J+ NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 a) ]0 j, T0 Z2 A8 s, D3 H! ~A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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