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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. % R9 v7 {7 v+ a6 u. G& R
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 5 `3 M ]. s5 p d t" |
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
n# O2 U7 M4 nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." + t' O; s( m1 Z) _/ R1 J
8 K& N6 A1 a- v- OQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
# [( P( q& L' V. p. C6 @A: Your car. 7 q2 ?% K+ }8 o3 d
9 ?2 w. W( \/ q3 m( S6 m; j4 IQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? M5 i8 h3 |# q+ i. t7 b; G/ y; r
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 9 p8 Q7 v' e5 a7 |, F
' O! v6 B I, l* |- ~; U8 LQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
6 l! f8 C* ^9 ~& Z% t5 r9 FA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 1 U: n& F5 h6 y/ H6 S" Q9 h
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 7 w$ q2 M" ]/ b8 s, q W+ V
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. - @4 ^0 b1 h" ~3 D& I1 Y2 m) c5 ]5 M; k1 q
) I0 w+ S( S7 @" X& bQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 7 h: }& x: K! \0 P7 l
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. 9 E* N) G7 g4 r/ u2 b0 V
0 w z0 Q! l1 uQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 N. ^3 g' M E2 z. u6 c6 E
A: The color. ) k, Q+ s! l$ A$ T6 i4 |
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 {' `3 s+ a& N9 [8 g0 Z0 t4 |A: Heavy psychedelics. . T- D% t% i5 Z: G
2 x7 U. H1 W/ F% d2 `" x) UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? / e/ Y* {3 z' ?+ r& ]6 l3 e4 ?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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0 S: p, w5 x$ a+ LQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
Z" Y9 K9 ~- [% qA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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