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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
7 c4 e$ q; `. Y0 S* ]5 _A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! ?3 S5 C+ p1 G9 j# n0 ]( z

3 p- B3 y8 \+ e# C, K% [  k  l1 yQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; O9 a+ k4 `5 ~* \/ H8 c6 q8 M, p1 _A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." - P; I" L! ^. s' V  n/ s/ N2 p, o

2 e( r$ L' _; q  s3 E2 }Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + S, R" @2 ]) Z9 n+ X8 |
A: Your car. ( C! I5 D- A7 Z4 K& G, k0 o- g9 K

/ _# r" U2 E4 g0 T2 S& t; ]Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
8 [' A5 a; o, o. O' ]% T1 `: c& I# ZA: Be too drunk to find your keys. , P$ \$ O2 w) h3 }
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?   C$ |% K4 e* Z7 A
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + F9 Q7 F4 d! g  g+ q5 j7 J) g
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?   S- Z! l9 e8 }
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 6 A/ a( @/ y' N$ u1 i5 ~
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
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  @2 L, L; F# U6 k# h- ?8 E; pQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 8 x' D% p$ O: s3 M3 q% R5 K
A: The color. 7 [' O7 m  P2 u, M  j: X

  a' M& d% F) I" O+ u7 RQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. @( G, G% l! N. S0 b  I- A/ C" d9 vA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?   o- }8 Y7 u) @7 _
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  ]/ D: L7 u; [A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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