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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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/ O5 d$ r1 V6 Z5 r6 YQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( H5 @* m% r* k SA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 9 ~# d, }3 R) B* S) Y4 @
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 5 e/ {; L. T& o$ J
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: Q: S2 Y7 {6 R) s' R7 ZA: Your car. 4 A" x' o9 R- {+ n
& E9 X* l5 Z) w* N& Y& A# U" XQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' m0 @; h/ F1 QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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6 s a: ?7 X8 |+ Z7 RQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 F* g. L8 e5 AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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' S8 m7 m1 ?6 l/ |1 k% |Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? . B( u" J3 h, n M1 a
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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' ~/ {8 y* H2 f1 x! L. P0 GQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? % ?! @) H7 k3 j/ p' v
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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h3 M1 N( Q* y$ |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 {3 v% |; W O. @
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? . F* V, n4 D" P; T
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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# }7 Q/ I' y6 ?2 w+ FQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? . l3 e* s: J6 I3 p( a" _
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? 4 \5 S0 f- O: f
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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