Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- q% e; q: P2 Z0 `# ]Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" i8 c6 q5 Y, K$ nA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

7 O6 v5 d! O& k6 S$ \- U; ~Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ ~4 k: G' O/ W: UA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 U, a: I! ?* m) O4 qA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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, R  D4 @: m7 g; {' ]+ b6 c1 MQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
3 u# `0 U- O9 z: h  AA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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/ N: |% Z& g5 u* g! g( }Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& \$ J! @# ^0 vA: Heavy psychedelics.

4 _+ U3 H9 L4 sQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
, B% o* ]8 ^* S0 @: z" a( ?A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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