Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
$ I1 l* |( {, H/ d. yA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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+ U9 C, _# d# N. K  b; PQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
) h( N3 U$ v2 D4 o5 YA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
' _) q( R% c" f) c& KA: Be too drunk to find your keys.

0 D2 G. Z+ A: C; o/ n- l9 YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
! @/ e5 z6 `$ X+ t$ hA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
% I# v) d" b  G; IA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

" M0 g# \6 g% U" \6 H, {) F3 eQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

) `7 a  B* ~6 l5 O8 NQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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% R3 N- b. T( FQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  b/ K' T2 c; A, D  Y" ^  }A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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