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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. " H4 Y  F1 X, v( z1 v

( A9 m/ x. u# I' JQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ W4 f5 u$ ^: I0 E5 _% F! EA: What for? He can't see my license plate. 9 \/ t5 t9 h  h# C( F- w; y8 p# _
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
; j2 T5 a, z! e" B" G( b% ]A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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0 ?. z/ s& ]! L, z, AQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
2 C7 {  `3 @6 D2 ]9 v3 W  q5 OA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ; A6 O9 g% A- x! E! r
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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- s0 ]( l( Y6 r( p- TQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  Q& G1 _# d" EA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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, v- X, p7 |! ~- c, IQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" ^9 Q, U6 i0 Z1 t/ V, f2 I: ]5 `A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 5 }! [) G6 P& O5 R+ Y) `# \
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? * L1 V2 U  ^! M# ]- K2 M
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. : }5 e( l/ b+ T8 d
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 6 y- W9 b. Y4 R7 |& A7 \! M
A: The color. . z; }( u! s# E" O% L
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' J, O6 w; b1 J& B6 F5 |+ d9 GA: Heavy psychedelics.
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' d0 C- O, I$ `; j7 J' r7 e. gQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? " I, c( w7 k. O) d) R: k" q- ]
A: Carry loaded weapons. + R0 ?+ _' e+ ~
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" s  t3 q3 m7 l# U$ UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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