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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 / A' S/ L" h- t2 Y
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 [/ R2 v g8 ^7 m' ]- Y2 L
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.' k: _6 n- S2 O+ U/ V5 H/ U/ m; ?' x) O
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。. G( m0 U8 |. v; f* \- @1 S
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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1 a5 `2 `* v1 y Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. ]+ V; e/ \+ T( V. z
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。 r: \* r; A: N
' Z+ B( a+ f5 q, w4 O: q/ v7 ]$ u Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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" [, h; l. @' x1 p1 _' O/ W 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。8 q9 Y; c! g$ ~: i/ E; d/ l
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.; R$ j. Q5 `4 L( p8 e5 W8 e
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。) b6 U5 _) @! e7 `* L$ f3 ~
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.# x) f) j9 f! b& j
/ d Z- V. y/ V/ G( G$ y4 P6 D 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 C% a) z! m1 K- P, C
2 K/ |+ z/ P' F3 M4 D Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.* ?! T! l2 N; \( i7 v D1 @
2 L8 f$ y, K1 U% o' d 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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5 ~ R0 Z! h4 M3 q 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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/ u" h3 s) v, ]+ T+ _! w 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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. U& [2 _4 c' H9 W# W" g6 e “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 ~: }0 K5 u* s
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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2 R2 M$ S; Y& E/ V, L- l “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* |8 z/ W; ?+ k+ y; y/ _$ k
7 _3 E2 U. s" B! }$ G 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 W- I- Z/ w' n) Y
9 n- T3 F( H% d+ S% C5 `" c+ U, A “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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+ U9 ~ `$ _8 r! A! h 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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9 b& G! O+ U8 F- ~. L% X- `7 ?$ c God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. \4 }" T: u$ `8 U8 \1 v) a: P- o
, _0 ?7 J% r: R/ Q" f 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!7 a' ?+ m% T8 H- s1 I; D! S; X
$ e+ k1 B8 [) F4 p# T 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.8 X/ T- O5 L' _- ^2 b% v
7 m6 Z* j* W" C) ]! ]/ r. G1 i 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。: A3 D, d% O2 l* j" I' F
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.( Q0 v8 i% Q# N1 m
* S7 _3 e1 C3 f/ S" t0 C The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.- s/ \/ J1 u+ l9 U+ Y$ W
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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