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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ( d) `. S# G: @
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 - B5 O& [: H; U4 W4 F4 T
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.( ?, C5 V8 P% B6 l- m8 ^
9 a6 }' z6 |. [ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。3 V9 v Y8 \5 m `4 F
% m# `" C4 J" ~* I( K' L% q One should love animals. They are so tasty.# w1 S4 l1 h- f9 H. W
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ J/ d! G2 l( c' V0 N
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.% s; Q9 K) i$ l
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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& t8 v& ?% r% w/ \2 r1 Z Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.. Z/ a/ u3 ?2 b
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。# b. v, t0 [. U8 p5 T. H ?
3 M- P& w; _' d+ O. x Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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: p3 i! j0 T3 f+ @& j 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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A" x+ V! Z$ p3 N9 L2 R Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.( M( F" }8 y8 t H6 R
" `9 j1 n. Q. ?5 R7 e8 A 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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5 S. _* [. u8 ~, b: ?/ n) L 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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5 u; j1 K( Q( u3 t0 t8 E Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.: s- ] Z* ]. [9 `+ s) C0 u# y2 t
4 s+ m. Y: m. Z/ f0 ]" {- p 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 x6 v( |5 R7 L& M1 l D2 z# s
+ k$ s/ \- D. j& V* C7 s- Q8 } Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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" g) c7 h7 D$ |5 h. D Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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4 M+ P# _9 v0 i' x 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。1 [. T0 c' n( W4 h/ A! `, e
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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) z2 V6 b" Z+ h “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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! f# w _ G9 S3 @( _$ X5 N 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。- M* F7 A g7 x. Q
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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$ \6 n- Q( R T9 X& L# G3 a 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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( n4 n4 J) ]2 ]+ y' Q [2 N “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!' O0 Z2 a `# s" \, W1 ` }
, N) Y% B* C, Y- D) s. W 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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- _7 P; a6 s# G5 J" Q' c God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。5 s% Q% p2 l* q$ O% G
! g. _& \) q: c When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.3 ~5 C: I( Q1 v; |) |: U! _/ y
1 F0 r, _' b0 C7 _6 X [' `" x; P' O5 \ 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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0 k6 ^8 f& r/ G' y: t* j1 z The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.3 K) y& u. a, x ?! Z7 x/ T3 Q& j
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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& N) ?3 T7 x1 x" B$ h 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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