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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 & S/ ], ~, B3 e; m+ l) B" s
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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; a! M0 a' A. z) R# Q" Q0 Q( z One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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% U$ Y. U; n9 u- a; e6 w Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.2 E9 D) `" |: O. B+ q. r0 z
3 K9 n! q5 I/ U# s/ v 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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; \% d) n/ l( o. U3 z9 q Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.5 \" j. z0 S K9 m) E' M
3 Q' ^& t- n2 F$ E9 F3 a4 | 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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P( x$ f& `* }" F2 B Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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5 w& N, P6 R1 u- i% f& J: { The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.& s3 F; O3 L5 h6 S* S9 v& G
% ]( Z( S- a- D9 y/ E' F 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.3 P* F' h/ g4 l+ G
+ N$ F. T1 I, G, B9 c% x* k; [ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。4 ]. X1 p& ~9 E
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.: E" a- t8 Q8 F4 G
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.9 o- J! l5 W$ _4 u1 T7 d+ }+ a
" X. F: [- ^5 e; S 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。2 P1 S* V% G( A3 l! w- ^
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.: p& @" f7 L' C) t% b
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。3 J% U& ~; \7 l8 Q4 v
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$ U& f# w: k. j3 |, |. x/ ^ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 k5 k* g ` _8 Z8 q6 J There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, Z5 e2 P* g/ ?$ h6 q$ ^1 {
' l4 k6 `$ q: D% a' e “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?) E( m- o Z8 ]
5 w* K; }* u( P$ v- k, ~ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; z/ y* ]; ]" X+ a; l. |( z6 B
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。$ \: [. I& n: `+ { S9 h
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。1 F1 a2 I, `0 ]
9 p1 E" O, f& H$ g" T5 w When two’s company, three’s the result!
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7 t% P5 a7 j$ y: L! L" a 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!' d. |! b- a$ K3 y W5 S+ O
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.. e3 _$ M+ i3 M7 c* H; D6 R
5 S+ q3 }# ]' ~9 F3 T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。! Z4 u% M& ~$ O; I" U$ Z" L' u+ W4 Z
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.' m. Q0 I/ G2 i' e: S
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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# K) E" V5 k2 r. j. l6 p* H9 Z 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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