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原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 * p' m$ i4 x( k, {9 q
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.$ {$ S9 I( }/ m5 }8 f
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。. n! ^# D- f: ?$ q. x
; @( {/ y7 w" D; [9 c4 e One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。% C; {/ T" P, ]& h& ]
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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" U. u5 Y0 e+ O0 O 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.1 Q8 U, I& Y* N
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。( v. Q* i8 N4 t' P) q' y2 A
9 p O: P' W1 C! S: }: R Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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6 I% E. Z; s- ~7 f. ? 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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3 g9 N6 O( e, [5 A6 l The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- Q4 ?$ o: k8 b. Q: a& ? 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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# x+ S, {5 U' H N) |4 } Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.* E4 D4 C. t: g
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。6 p$ G% f# U/ T1 Q# n# k
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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. e. i+ N& W6 f# ]6 [ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.7 Y; c: _1 o b; l1 [
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。% F" p* F- x @1 [1 u5 O5 O
2 N+ T/ E8 m. u( x, a Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。- |+ X7 g0 l, U& d% a/ f% t
/ y% E* X" r$ N “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.( m' w' `; S$ b
4 o3 C" k9 j2 U. n2 Y “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; ~6 o* f3 F% J% W
" \& i, |" h- ~9 s There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.9 ~/ }+ f3 r4 K" X8 Y8 F
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。& T( w% X2 V* i7 G
+ E N5 O& J! m$ \ “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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9 k4 n! I% @+ g, S& s5 u& k/ {) y) a 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 C& M! e; ~8 ]
9 b" Q5 {! y) o" `* E6 u “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!) z) I1 p5 A0 j2 P* n* W
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.! E0 p5 e# _& x h, ]
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* N! b4 f3 `% U0 I* I- t1 A
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!/ G. O9 I% c! _% i* u: {
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.9 w* d7 g, u* T( M' G* E
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ n3 E' f1 G! |7 N0 C6 M. {1 V
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 p) Y7 ], n1 L' O0 |
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.$ n$ K* q$ l, g. k
, g8 C; f' j6 \! h- n2 W1 |+ R 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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