Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

  T2 T/ U6 a' v+ y7 e( zThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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- }# _9 K. u0 ?6 S, e" Q2 ]& e; MLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 k* A8 o) `! JThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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; f# N! }7 }* MRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

' l; p& N( @, z0 s/ Z9 C" yFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

: f+ \: o, A. _Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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7 t6 Q1 ~! x1 B8 b* pThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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& S2 }( _  V- MThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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0 z$ D7 X9 Y3 p' OA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

. S2 K( r5 c  nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

' L3 j9 V, }; C; y& \6 |The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
4 }1 d! X3 d% G  p* g1 ]A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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9 }" Q: I! a' a! s6 l8 {. Z6 @9 A! `6 _She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

8 a3 T5 L; K3 K[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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