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Blonde Car Accident. g* ~6 Q: m. R, M9 \
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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/ Z* {% i9 e8 Y4 P! _$ c, T; pFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, n2 W: H0 `' @$ N! l: m1 f8 uThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder. j, |$ ]; s+ `; E6 G' O, c
" W) W, p2 j2 } ]* b, pLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 e, D+ i: X0 r1 [% bThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 m- X7 L+ f+ \! W+ Z V
8 y( G4 ]; Q1 S% o. @: i4 k: ]; AThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". t( D# @, s2 W5 M6 Y: k! j# c
g( ]4 D" n: X. [( F# kRowing Your Boat
/ x6 |! E0 n/ V) h( ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 u" @( \) {) z" p! C. |
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"! y2 y+ H- Q7 K; y3 x1 t7 n9 P8 J; a; a# o
, R# i! i% C$ {) Y) X" N8 MTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."5 u$ `& j/ {, N5 y& ?9 [! d6 N
% `0 W5 G8 T" z$ j# x) R/ JI Want to Buy That" i% V/ O, E6 |9 q* Y# ]
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.# Z6 l# K7 P& w! i4 n. B; W1 H
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! }6 }+ ]( z9 E2 Q* m: k
2 A+ Y4 u6 Y* o5 UThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ I8 _9 S+ t7 k R2 {) {5 n
: A0 [6 z) ~. }/ J7 @Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.; T* ^- J9 L3 m: ?+ H# n( `
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( ]7 Q8 y0 L4 v+ V! I" [7 K0 SThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- |3 f8 ~- k4 a( Z. l& u
5 @& R4 C* B4 M3 y- o8 w* K9 B( FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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" i9 S! b) {: @2 ~8 \' S- V& `) B; j2 GAre You Really Sure?
' ^/ o2 `" k" q+ TA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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n+ S( Z; @ k5 bOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"( B0 l5 @ u* f% j5 y S: D
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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9 k- W/ F- x9 L7 s( t# D+ fBlonde Sky Divers
8 @2 s6 H- D t+ z5 S) F2 _+ eA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' r, f$ j/ {. _; ]6 V$ A
: Z& a2 ?/ u/ X2 RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.2 T/ o' r l6 k: M! ?4 R
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.* b, s7 ]6 o8 e( Y: t
$ h: C3 {/ W3 s4 `* i* a- Z2 A( Q1 eThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"1 t, w, ?, x. q3 q+ e
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