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Blonde Car Accident
0 T- F7 ]1 B! B. T, wOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck./ {: \0 H, R. C+ N& r: Q
8 w# M% @& ~: F6 L' ~) f V. K3 QThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 o4 \1 s8 \/ S! fHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ V+ T4 s) L6 P# ?( G! f8 |6 n3 [
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.- R1 I4 s, ^$ t# |6 @; r
$ c! x& E/ g2 m6 t* ]The blonde started laughing.
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0 p* A# E4 {4 Z6 p N; YThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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y; P. `9 p+ e+ ~Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* ?: V% k% Y: X+ T8 _+ B
# u6 b7 v! v8 d8 ZThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.. d3 f$ k) }2 b4 J/ }
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
$ N8 U7 z" y: P& CTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!") C+ Q: x2 b6 f) Z! u6 w f
5 h$ i1 ~4 P4 u$ M& \5 z: ?To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."9 f8 ~9 i, P0 t, m# `4 G5 o9 w
6 s* t" P0 k k S. u4 |$ vI Want to Buy That6 r' `: R) J5 I! Y1 B
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) H* H- |# {4 m% Q9 p) [
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 T; Z- u7 k9 n" C z9 i
! ?: h8 Q" a. O1 H9 U0 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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& C. l& T p" e0 F& PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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P# ^& I) R- w2 R$ mSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.8 }6 D% h2 b0 ]/ i( P# m
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. @$ ^1 P- R8 O
: t( b' v" a |" V& q/ k$ m$ q" C6 cThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?". P# e) l. N" N) t$ x+ H0 {
0 w1 }2 F1 k t& eThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"$ O8 Q8 r) {/ J8 D9 a* c' d, _. N
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Are You Really Sure?
* E7 K, ?* ~0 s2 HA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." o7 T5 t! ~$ x3 k6 {" F0 n8 P% B
" O( n1 X& q/ S; MOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"- e( q0 a3 s9 b u7 h3 ?1 o
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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' T! ? C: o' N6 T; d3 P; g% v! y, CBlonde Sky Divers! X9 g. e) G' K# i
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.) C3 \0 R' F1 j$ s; |' }
- Q _, X, @9 Q2 l4 G& I$ HThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.+ c& q9 Q: _- S( c X
" ^7 a' {% Q" w z/ aThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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