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Blonde Car Accident
D1 z A1 ~( k2 u: l: ]8 eOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck." }+ l; O7 V+ H, X: W, ?
( x7 G) n+ ~8 RThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ H$ I/ i& z3 [. v9 {& C/ `
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.# W; j5 D g8 J1 i' b* `3 }
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The blonde started laughing.* Z" f7 L+ t0 J
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.$ E: S& h( k, [. D, x. ?
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This time the blonde laughed even harder./ Y, W8 T4 z! P
2 ]4 g- b+ S3 L, T2 L. uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 n, w3 f1 }0 L/ I3 y3 f3 t: VThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.. O" _" h; k0 b5 R# r$ q: Q
& [( I* v% G8 D" {. r; P! SThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"# q" g4 w/ v, Q6 l5 R
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Rowing Your Boat
0 P. x7 X6 }6 A4 F+ h fTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat., x( M9 n& A' W" u% l( \! r
7 a: J4 y7 Y3 _' z, _The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 @8 t. ]5 {; S h5 Z- l
! M+ S7 ^6 g7 y. Z. `9 V& RTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."4 D4 M- k: Y2 \; a i( ~/ x
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I Want to Buy That
" c- O" {* F. ?2 `# ~3 X2 {- VA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.( @% ]& W( p, {# M6 H+ I
2 @7 h" C( \% O. I6 mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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7 {1 H* M9 i; t$ uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# o5 x9 V2 ~6 j" U! z! s
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.2 \1 Q& M+ R% j
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- Y) X0 m) x, o' B
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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9 s9 K5 B+ d8 H2 c7 P7 d. gThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"9 j5 ~( s8 `, J) O( s( T
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?") D* `5 Q# Q+ S' o1 |
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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- ^1 {* J4 O; g1 o2 wOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
2 A1 K* H7 W' k1 U+ D$ g# H6 t& Z. GA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.0 W, ]" W6 I2 E+ P, Q
% A" U& Z! k$ X: c; e+ U# R) UShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.. l& m, a/ Q4 m" ~& D1 N( u# J
9 z1 J; U6 X9 ~% R% kThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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