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Blonde Car Accident
3 g/ }3 G! i" x( u, q- hOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.: @" Y* F$ D3 c# c2 X
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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# `/ ]: D- s' v3 }* ?: nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.8 p2 x, v4 Y/ I: Y- J- y+ z
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% X2 w8 R6 K: E& {$ K" ~" x& M% H; c
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.; r! l) Q; b J2 N! O8 R
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.2 H) q. b9 \5 D% m9 I7 {+ E; d8 n
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.* ^ P3 c0 }0 _" F& |5 m) Z- K
) D1 Z- b+ _; Y0 x. j9 ]The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
8 U w9 T! v- ]% V4 nTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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+ S) Y4 O @8 G6 _1 p4 kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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0 Y" f! [# y _" v! V. J3 k. YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."3 u3 A! y9 p! W6 n
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I Want to Buy That1 _7 j! w7 S4 ~" k F6 f
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) R+ Z$ X, [7 M
! _1 N" ` }$ q* K# o* N$ eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# X, m5 _$ l2 V% g! p8 C
! p, z3 h/ j+ Y( x8 z1 [3 [& w O$ h) bThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# g4 j7 w( ]% W2 r! s
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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3 [2 f5 W/ _: {7 g) `Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.# w j; o/ U( E* w6 z: o" f0 x6 O
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. ^( X; D2 l" ?# m: o" G
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* W5 Z- r1 j; L/ Y6 O3 ?2 _
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Are You Really Sure?
! L7 k- z( v7 [ o/ z, lA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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2 V8 G! |9 y/ o! w" J' f3 aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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# e4 V5 L8 l! WOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?", B/ r2 x1 P7 A9 v1 Z' i, [4 W
% ]- A) p4 m" e2 {3 G3 W: gThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.", G3 Q7 `5 L* q9 ~$ h' I& g
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Blonde Sky Divers
( z, P: l8 E- F% k6 W- l EA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.1 J, ^: |& z) h! R7 A* T2 |# r( R
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.# Y! j. u: W8 U
6 S' R: ]1 c* k+ L T, e9 C% X. bShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.0 j3 y% q$ L* o9 p/ d: t4 k6 F) C
e% Y/ b; U% {2 V7 AThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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