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Blonde Car Accident9 v9 x. x. A3 `) p0 W: X
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.# T' ?, b3 M' O: K# l
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.! N$ i! V+ D8 n* N+ C K0 J
( K* w* c. J( t$ a; L- P! oFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.8 g# g) `- a5 h) S0 S! a5 g
8 @7 R+ O0 q( h4 g- l, wThe blonde started laughing.* c/ w) v" l! ~, N6 [2 I E
! s) k6 V; E0 Y+ P& ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.* F& d0 R' ]" Q3 O
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This time the blonde laughed even harder./ a4 r0 ?& M8 J& M D6 p3 A) w
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.) @; d1 {7 ?0 r0 m& ^* u- I
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.: R; q3 F a! K- N$ W6 p
" N) S( c8 s# u" o! AThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat3 x2 O i; G* K4 B% w
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; s k* D5 C) w$ t- Z
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". k/ C8 [, n$ z2 I6 e9 c
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.6 X5 y6 |+ v. v7 s
/ k- \0 c; W* f7 Z$ xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.; J4 D) G1 c$ ?
/ F' v3 M2 w6 m2 g$ r+ HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.2 y& Z( @7 V* Y$ c' j5 j
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.) Z2 `* d1 A! E* H& E
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") M+ c; S+ H. y n& @& C. J
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"8 m9 q: m* ^! Y3 q7 ~! h$ D2 r
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Are You Really Sure?/ F/ H {% R2 \
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"2 G; g J3 {4 e" S' u% o
& O3 M A! D6 [- B2 x+ p8 x5 [$ FIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."7 K: z5 b& `- I5 g+ k
& A/ C) R9 \; SOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"+ s# B' v+ K+ D7 M
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
1 Z6 A# e2 c+ e5 ZA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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* j- U2 Q. }" D+ K4 n& mShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.6 u6 M+ F6 `5 J2 |
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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