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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
+ W+ j% H3 M+ u+ e# tOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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$ ]& W; t" H: N/ H' o* ?& l, ~* aThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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( K7 `1 O7 [, q: k0 a0 ?# QHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ q# q0 g/ m; t7 ~( Z

; n# u2 q: F/ ]: g0 _. J: UFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.( {$ y# V5 l/ Q' q% b' R1 P+ g
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The blonde started laughing.
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! Z0 }' c8 ^, X8 o6 x# |This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.1 j2 t% M, l4 F& M' J

1 I( [* t8 D+ U) Y" B6 ]This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 ^( U9 ^" b* r( n7 C2 H" G
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.: x9 q- w0 @# d
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"2 X! w) |  t% g% Y# z! R5 W; w
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Rowing Your Boat
7 t3 h' e# [& V2 KTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.3 Z6 G/ _; N2 J6 w# N
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"8 `5 t6 Y1 U; b- \# q; V. U, @! w- g- M- h
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."7 W+ Z+ i) J& v  f
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I Want to Buy That& `, i% g+ b* A
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.: f' s0 n  ]+ P" p- A
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black." b' {2 J9 _4 ^+ F; m2 h6 H$ y

+ \+ Q# e' S& U! ^* w2 rThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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' X3 u! W& q* GSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 e+ U0 K9 M. z4 I3 E8 p
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 |/ E7 z9 o7 V+ [, ~
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?, P$ R: I6 B0 ^- m( s
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"' _! _) F  Q0 {2 u% G" Y5 P
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. `9 e0 o6 P/ G$ DOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?", |+ ?+ j' |; {9 F6 v6 P. z
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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$ ?8 S5 P- x* h$ cBlonde Sky Divers. W( [* v8 p$ h9 ?- J) G9 j% }) G
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 }7 e( }/ U8 h0 u# m

, d/ _/ P6 [! G2 M. ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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3 h+ i# B& v9 }/ [+ R9 mShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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$ R3 V3 e4 |6 e  [* A" Y" AThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 b* _% R  M: u- X" C
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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