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* p- ^7 J9 v% S8 ^All the organs of the body were having a meeting,' k+ E8 W9 K$ v' s3 Z. E) t5 X6 x, ^
trying to decide who was the one in charge.+ r% K& a8 n. X/ R- G6 y: z
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,$ @- y$ T) N" W
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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7 Z& N; w4 H+ }$ `. K7 D'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
v$ b2 F8 J+ X' ?9 V, I9 }6 x'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.') G! F2 N ]- x6 `" u
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" @) I1 }# w t9 D: l# p0 N8 m: K/ q/ \'I should be in charge,' said the
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' _ w+ ? H& Q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
2 t6 Z2 G2 Y! ]# W$ C 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,' x, J0 O& I; |) l* c1 V6 {% I0 c
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'9 B# T' R' w% X5 |
: s7 V, @9 C1 G% u! n2 N7 }; Q6 m% { 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 b4 K! z* p: V+ \: C'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
; r5 S8 p) W# z' ~' s4 Z 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) A2 l" X3 |& B+ e& i'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'. B9 x3 y# B" e# ^- t- C
9 n' @" }. L' o" ~. z. RAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
S) D3 Q+ J/ t: sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
3 J* g& m0 t" | YWithin a few days,. b$ L; I& T" Q3 d* Y, m
the brain had a terrible headache,; y3 ?' @" W, @ E# `( s
the stomach
+ O3 a) m( N, k5 K3 ewas bloated,
+ S% H* u, R/ N2 jthe legs5 C( [# W: x% U M) v4 C( m. Y
got wobbly,. W0 H. |, Z# O$ Z
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got watery,3 Z, |" O9 Z" J* b
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was toxic.
$ p& b' d( X, U6 F% E1 B! EThey all decided that the
2 A( d" f) Y- N9 \" Vrectum should be the boss.
$ w0 B0 Z( K6 G @( \2 v6 C) e& u0 vThe Moral of the story?; ?+ B: {+ Q. j. o
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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