The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
" p. J6 {# ]  Q'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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* b) `1 T) T+ ?: |'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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8 I! b7 w( g% L( L$ E, [: A'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 |+ G7 g0 ?3 |  v1 o9 \1 @'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

" h: z) P' \. S" QAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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  y9 S; R" C/ N& s" M! H- Q9 BWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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0 z7 S- Q% V1 P, h5 h  {. o) d- t[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.