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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 m& U5 U% p* I- X1 t'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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stomach

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+ w9 [4 N$ ~4 L% a+ P'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
+ A/ K1 m  X# }# G! I'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
$ M' i2 l6 N# A& S+ N9 Z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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$ g& M% ^& \: i: e6 g" Z/ {; `1 PAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
7 L' H- ^, |1 Iand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

. u  ^. j. a: H8 z3 WWithin a few days,. F0 c% b& k$ l% N
the brain had a terrible headache,

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was bloated,' Q' b  n, ]+ K  j' N6 m
the
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got wobbly,8 G, f1 O( ?) a& X4 u
the
eyes
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got watery,
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blood  u9 W; U: F: i6 d8 E; Z9 k
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They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.+ ^( j" l8 r& ?2 x; g. ~$ l; V
The Moral of the story?
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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Where you got this so funning story!) E- |# r( ?6 v/ I+ F* }# P
I like it.
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