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( }( A3 R% A; K" L0 P, [) _All the organs of the body were having a meeting,( U/ O/ H1 U8 g9 q
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
0 E2 f. g6 S) M% Q: _6 K1 | 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,, @: V: y" d- L" `! a/ {7 H
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'2 H9 ^5 ?6 w8 ~3 `) {
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,, F/ U2 @# H3 g! H3 c& C
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
7 B h" x* J$ T% ?stomach
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: t: x$ e1 O9 P( T: s( t; S'because I process food and give all of you energy.'/ ~$ B1 u) O8 @! o
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
# G8 _1 _4 F2 M'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'" ]1 ?% E/ X# P6 T+ D' T/ b6 H
6 i0 k L" d& X- Z 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,9 p3 U3 R6 [) V. r9 H
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
2 C- T% n6 ?2 l) w' H/ w J 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- P" E# a- F7 f; Z3 |1 U( f'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'1 P! M1 d5 w* y: [
- r! I" Z) e5 S8 E9 r6 WAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum/ @; C( O% [3 A6 b9 \8 Q
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- q( K/ J& N; O0 e4 y ~+ v1 D4 ?' CWithin a few days,
: k, ?0 J3 a% ithe brain had a terrible headache,' E% n. L; n9 ]& A& W
the stomach
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the legs `, Y8 Y: Q0 {6 ^( f% V9 j0 R
got wobbly,
0 ?9 `2 a, ]' j+ Y% g0 N( @2 qthe eyes
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blood
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' v/ J- l0 ?2 m( L- g2 p; @They all decided that the
2 m# ?" O/ {2 Y( t! y( |$ nrectum should be the boss.
9 F, E* D+ c1 rThe Moral of the story?
* H) F: @" K; r2 h1 i% d; Q6 OThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!( g* N; a2 E; |. ~
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