The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

; _6 q/ y' B( ]4 j2 tAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
5 G* K7 q& Y9 f* y6 {'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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stomach
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. P2 J+ }% W6 E! a/ i'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
' A$ h. C2 u# n'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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; C3 J# l* d5 H* N) f3 SAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" {+ N, r3 c# x/ n4 Q/ j3 ~and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
% L2 K# N% n+ {+ f' Q  j4 xthe stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
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rectum should be the boss.
: e* V9 o& }+ I. hThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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2 Q- k( c: U: D5 ^$ `9 H- o[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

% |) c4 ?# O% D: g9 dWhere you got this so funning story!
$ {9 Z6 |# k8 x1 k& m* A; I! d+ RI like it.