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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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0 I8 F! ?9 Z" q7 ]8 gAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,1 L2 f9 Q7 j- k9 V  s% G6 l9 k
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
' w  F- j3 l+ }  c3 P3 c0 k" y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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( W8 q5 y3 I4 v0 _6 e* k& m  ~, n'I should be in charge,' said the0 u. P+ ~1 W4 Y
stomach

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8 V7 G+ J3 l7 K; ]: M( r'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,* G3 L' l7 t5 f
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'/ p8 W7 }# O1 x& c+ O2 ~

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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,- j  {8 i4 k; ]9 h; M' i
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
0 z! d8 o: x; V: L/ L+ o'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum% X8 q, n( o: A. z! E7 r$ ~! i% j
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,. ?" s# g( M  D- h/ F; z2 Z7 R0 [4 k
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach/ H- Y" R" G2 O
was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,# I' v' W2 _7 G/ I
the
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got watery,) s+ B* I0 T& R
and the
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blood& E5 N( G) w% L4 N. h5 }
was toxic.
! _' F; d" E4 GThey all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.6 U& P" X0 `( B  I' n
The Moral of the story?
* O1 _' B' _% T9 \/ R( O( cThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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( `; s4 w# h4 k$ U[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
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! l1 [. r$ G! }+ I% \) |Where you got this so funning story!' C5 z" B7 G7 S/ C
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