The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( }( A3 R% A; K" L0 P, [) _All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
0 E2 f. g6 S) M% Q: _6 K1 |'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
7 B  h" x* J$ T% ?stomach
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: t: x$ e1 O9 P( T: s( t; S'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
# G8 _1 _4 F2 M'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

6 i0 k  L" d& X- Z'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
2 C- T% n6 ?2 l) w' H/ w  J'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- P" E# a- F7 f; Z3 |1 U( f'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

- r! I" Z) e5 S8 E9 r6 WAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- q( K/ J& N; O0 e4 y  ~+ v1 D4 ?' CWithin a few days,
: k, ?0 J3 a% ithe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
0 ?9 `2 a, ]' j+ Y% g0 N( @2 qthe eyes
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and the
blood
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' v/ J- l0 ?2 m( L- g2 p; @They all decided that the
2 m# ?" O/ {2 Y( t! y( |$ nrectum should be the boss.
9 F, E* D+ c1 rThe Moral of the story?
* H) F: @" K; r2 h1 i% d; Q6 OThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!





[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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0 q* Y. s$ R$ R# y) _& K) WWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.