The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) u- _1 a! Q9 n, t) IAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
8 h6 O+ t/ m  g9 A  Ytrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
  ?) m, w$ U7 _  M'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

+ S: |7 \9 m; o$ l6 l'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
3 U0 X1 x1 y$ J6 k'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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1 i# J" C7 L. Q4 D& g9 j4 r/ Y, n) B'I should be in charge,' said the
- ~8 H) o8 Q7 W) f2 V) M; K1 lstomach
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0 C$ @$ s! Y0 j'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
2 e% h; m6 L9 [- y: Z'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 Y" `& g$ ~" ]4 Y'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( j, f: G; D: E' u'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

( z$ B1 e# m( d! ~, W6 E7 E( wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
% t/ W. H/ x) a& i8 ?) y% Yand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- e4 p! Q( e8 x( AWithin a few days,
9 f5 d& ^: W' y0 l! }the brain had a terrible headache,
4 c! F. |$ K! r3 c4 _8 Jthe stomach
# J' u1 [+ U. A3 {# Y2 d7 uwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
3 U% c* G, Z$ e7 j) _: hthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
7 o9 _$ w* ?& ~% O" mThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.