The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) k" u( ~" P9 D+ ^( }All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
% }6 k5 C4 ?% C6 S( C; C% B'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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,
7 K) u+ _+ v! O( M1 G'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
; O6 |( a/ s9 c" A* E% d8 y'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
/ R7 B* w/ M* |1 C2 j5 c  ]' u- p" W'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

* x6 L  n7 |, g% b  T8 FAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
9 g, F. h7 S: C/ ithe stomach
was bloated,
1 b. J9 G% G5 g/ T* Y" Bthe legs
got wobbly,
0 r0 S7 y! W  M  o, S* L+ k6 N4 tthe eyes
. J) e- Z6 \) g( I+ ^% b( c7 ggot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
" V. x" L+ M% B0 J+ L; MThe Moral of the story?
# i6 j6 G1 L1 r& fThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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4 f) s) U9 {3 c; [+ I' |[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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* O: v, a+ t* LWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.