The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
' D/ c3 h0 e. f7 y7 T6 l9 F3 Ktrying to decide who was the one in charge.
3 V/ F; d4 _( E$ {5 r2 s& z'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 m& U5 U% p* I- X1 t'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

8 X& |/ j: e' C* N'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 }  Z, G4 ?& T/ Y$ _* `'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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+ v7 e$ t8 j( J/ ?5 y, r'I should be in charge,' said the
* L# f4 ]( Y0 \4 Kstomach
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+ w9 [4 N$ ~4 L% a+ P'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
+ A/ K1 m  X# }# G! I'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
$ M' i2 l6 N# A& S+ N9 Z'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
9 O- l! H. U: c  P6 {9 {'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
0 P- Q- q; t0 j" z'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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$ g& M% ^& \: i: e6 g" Z/ {; `1 PAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
7 L' H- ^, |1 Iand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
. u  ^. j. a: H8 z3 WWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
. T2 Q+ V. @( E) c  I$ hgot watery,
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blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
. z% H1 v4 U9 J2 }" SThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.