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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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) u- _1 a! Q9 n, t) IAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
8 h6 O+ t/ m  g9 A  Ytrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
  ?) m, w$ U7 _  M'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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+ S: |7 \9 m; o$ l6 l'I should be in charge,' said the blood
,
3 U0 X1 x1 y$ J6 k'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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1 i# J" C7 L. Q4 D& g9 j4 r/ Y, n) B'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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0 C$ @$ s! Y0 j'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,' h0 G/ Z" K1 q! [. K; D3 @
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,/ [5 {. E& f7 `6 }; G+ b
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
( j, f: G; D: E' u'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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( z$ B1 e# m( d! ~, W6 E7 E( wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
% t/ W. H/ x) a& i8 ?) y% Yand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

- e4 p! Q( e8 x( AWithin a few days,
9 f5 d& ^: W' y0 l! }the brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach
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was bloated,! ~4 i  k% j2 c2 R: Q7 t7 |
the
legs" |+ p* z. G( f6 ?" H# G  ^5 D4 A
got wobbly,
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eyes% `. w7 w, I' \' W& Z/ b
got watery,
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blood. D# Y) U6 u! ]
was toxic.0 z2 R1 M/ d+ G& D9 S
They all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.( i6 J# _/ X$ r, K# X0 M% \& v/ x
The Moral of the story?
7 o9 _$ w* ?& ~% O" mThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!  ]# p# f/ Y" ^3 t# p0 R1 D) {
I like it.
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