The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

. [7 i( v/ w5 |5 K8 rAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
  K* w" Y3 n/ D) p1 I0 `trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

9 ^: l. d5 Y2 ]+ e7 J+ X' M'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 a% c5 b& d7 W/ ['because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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6 b2 R9 E1 H& V/ _, l: u5 j'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

  X& s+ [( d1 q" W$ x; F'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 X$ X; H' N) D( {# g* E'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
% N/ t, K* Q7 k& I5 C'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
, d4 u/ \) @3 `7 Xand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
+ w8 T# ^' ^0 T1 r) ~Within a few days,
# s9 J( A& B! m7 d$ _/ z8 Z* w8 wthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
7 o/ E& B( q+ {$ _& @the legs
& n" l( y8 R, }. L) igot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
" w/ R9 w* N+ g2 FThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.