The Colonoscopy

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* p- ^7 J9 v% S8 ^All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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7 Z& N; w4 H+ }$ `. K7 D'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
  v$ b2 F8 J+ X' ?9 V, I9 }6 x'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



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: \  o- V, M8 J; Istomach
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' _  w+ ?  H& Q'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
2 t6 Z2 G2 Y! ]# W$ C'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

: s7 V, @9 C1 G% u! n2 N7 }; Q6 m% {'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 b4 K! z* p: V+ \: C'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
; r5 S8 p) W# z' ~' s4 Z'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) A2 l" X3 |& B+ e& i'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

9 n' @" }. L' o" ~. z. RAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
  S) D3 Q+ J/ t: sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
3 J* g& m0 t" |  YWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
+ O3 a) m( N, k5 K3 ewas bloated,
+ S% H* u, R/ N2 jthe legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
$ p& b' d( X, U6 F% E1 B! EThey all decided that the
2 A( d" f) Y- N9 \" Vrectum should be the boss.
$ w0 B0 Z( K6 G  @( \2 v6 C) e& u0 vThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

, |. B  J: T/ _4 y( P3 K/ d* N" RWhere you got this so funning story!
! k7 A( r$ c  tI like it.