The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

" r1 Z! Z8 j2 v+ O7 A4 }All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

/ g+ ^0 I% F) q% F2 @'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
+ S# ~5 \3 W& W6 r6 Z' D' p, N'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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! u/ D. ?5 t0 x% C'I should be in charge,' said the
9 C/ O, k- {* V5 k' ?5 j& f. p+ Q* Nstomach
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% i' F$ M+ X. @: r% W'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
$ v1 Z; j& l  T0 T: d) {'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 t4 _+ @+ A0 l0 g. B1 ?/ w'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

, c: {& {  i7 p8 }! n0 d, zAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
% C* ?4 E; |. u# N$ fthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
+ W( m3 c  ~7 D9 U4 T% Owas toxic.
; V2 [1 v5 ^; O) w2 tThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
" o0 c+ A% o6 R- q% [0 O) z- LThe Moral of the story?
6 F1 g3 C, l! N$ F$ J7 R" c+ tThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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; z5 t- t/ O2 L$ X0 R9 PWhere you got this so funning story!
" g. ^& i) z/ d) c3 |I like it.