The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

0 I8 F! ?9 Z" q7 ]8 gAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
: L5 Y# z7 ^+ G) j! Z  }'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
' w  F- j3 l+ }  c3 P3 c0 k" y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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( W8 q5 y3 I4 v0 _6 e* k& m  ~, n'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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8 V7 G+ J3 l7 K; ]: M( r'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
# Q) I9 o6 ~0 v% ?: o4 r'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

8 M6 K- ]0 y) y' ]: ~'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
- f4 I3 B2 A4 n, u0 t'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
0 z! d8 o: x; V: L/ L+ o'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
# V5 h1 J" t) x) ithe legs
5 ~' _. C: E# P, Tgot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
! _' F; d" E4 GThey all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
* O1 _' B' _% T9 \/ R( O( cThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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( `; s4 w# h4 k$ U[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

! l1 [. r$ G! }+ I% \) |Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.