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* \2 Z' k. @- |" D6 wA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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* j$ g, z9 F _% ^1 CThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'5 d" b2 a1 H2 C# p- [* z
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'9 b- n* o; |: l( ]- q' U
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'5 `3 f" s1 j o+ W3 U
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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% K* r, E$ W! i+ W3 a1 m5 Q$ oThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'3 X- v) c3 b2 d# t
% ~! C( S5 Q0 g' r! c; eShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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" S; {- \; K, y4 E2 VPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'1 w0 _# i% A7 o
% T5 h# R8 h4 e& k8 yThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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