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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ( ]8 |% K) w! r o2 E
0 A& { t. \, X/ l; P" ?5 V. W$ H1 r% @A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'7 @) q f$ C; f5 T2 p# o! X0 t
. S( E# s/ {. M, f& o) S4 y% lThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'/ a0 L+ e$ K3 v( [" f2 C% t
+ K, S* v7 C, n$ j. D1 ~3 m, K2 PThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !') u" |! @: w% E, J* W9 D
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' a% z) Y/ H$ w, }7 F
. H1 A6 z' J! W% T0 s x* b( RThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'* F8 R+ ~6 X: K) j, _: {, m
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'! \: @ J9 r5 K9 t
% H' F4 {" R# R* B; r) }5 ~' [0 H2 ^He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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0 Z5 v" j9 e' g4 q, m: n: u- OShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'; X' ?; O& }$ a0 Q) b# q! f$ x
" L H% {/ g! J0 a# GThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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