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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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" I2 l7 G& ]3 k3 y+ CA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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, W; Q/ c' g& _; n- M N- K7 H/ N- MThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'% E( b7 S! R( A" q2 ?7 r3 s" \
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'9 U# R7 G6 Z4 _
: }% ]2 O9 N1 B; Y1 r" lThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'4 M, Z) `% E, o' D/ l# P
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'6 ?5 Y: m1 h# w8 J" V- [
, |8 t" t0 _/ `2 p6 h% c2 x& O( cShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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4 {) C# Y% F& DThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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