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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ; |4 Q! p; r7 z
$ r$ c# u1 n# ]7 {. \0 x9 }A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'9 {+ U/ D* O$ [1 D, _
3 A! _6 B: `" n# \+ RThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'8 [* k# ^6 ?- ^" [& G1 S
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'" e7 f% z6 g; m( f- h$ ?5 S0 |
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'3 |0 _0 e v% E4 j/ x7 R
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'% e- R- U7 q5 b
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'7 Y' j) W. c. D/ a
; S4 |5 y4 g6 U; h/ Y. cThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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