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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'9 H. ]; r% v! K/ K- ^$ U. q& q" q: b# M
5 v R; E" F9 P7 bThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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' I: E' D1 J2 x! w) a; d" PThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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, [$ T2 _# d3 }$ q7 fThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'" ]0 K' y G: H5 t, r5 m
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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$ l9 s$ G; u0 m) r, G1 pThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'- W* c& w/ F8 N; f: q- E
! M8 H; A/ a6 h) q1 fHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'9 a# n0 I% x Q
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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! h6 V: U; m" W9 @5 r" NThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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