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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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) p5 D$ I* z/ Z, BA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!') Q! A- e7 w, o J+ ~+ ]
: S9 i4 ?. W6 \2 W* [3 J5 c' ?6 F& t" HThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'/ Q; q C, Q2 X$ O
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'7 G& M+ ~& q/ V; x; h/ T, m; D9 R
9 [$ l( g5 J+ ?9 w6 IThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& ?% ~- O& `# T. G9 _- t
: c6 @7 j+ z; o6 eThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'- I- ]9 h& e* b* G! v. p
% l! W6 d9 n8 Z9 I1 Y: B4 H2 |He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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p$ E" z3 q: U" u, [) M' tShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'" F% i- P; \: y, o2 y$ |/ h$ F T# P. \
, U. h+ K' d' p* i# ]Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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