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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'& N$ x' E% K- @' s3 A" O- l
2 v$ H# M$ [: l$ u, B+ R+ Q( cThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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! C2 Z4 Y8 M1 ^6 xThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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8 i3 `/ V/ p, c, O zThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'3 p2 v& c0 a. L6 R2 z
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'4 _4 `; Y9 x5 W8 K! w$ r3 Y: d
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'7 i# y: f* |9 I" j
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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: j6 g$ {3 A9 N* C. BShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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* o! `/ y) O/ B5 v& ~( xThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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