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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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* p- @% Q( Y9 L! a( aA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'. Y9 t/ n$ [1 {% i
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'8 H, n1 W& G$ e# `- k
/ Z0 T4 Y9 n' |6 IThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'% R1 b. j) S' y9 W+ A1 ^' e5 F
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'' r' D. T: H4 G8 i: b) r& C% ]
/ V: e8 o& l, W5 d+ tThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'8 }9 g$ x( ? f6 ^8 e
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'( m9 f: {7 @6 N+ }6 A5 M6 |
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'% V P3 C* {2 Q$ o% n& L
) f# g% Q: [, cPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' P$ M3 h" x0 M; `; E) c
, f* a8 S, S8 F0 @) Q% e9 ^/ MThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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