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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. , n. `6 \- K1 W# `5 J' C
; F1 V4 @( x/ i4 O' |A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'! M2 v) i" D4 D" ~7 g* m3 H0 J
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'( X/ X5 I5 n f4 D3 c1 {1 l4 j
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'$ l# X( r V! S
* p7 f7 e2 d2 @9 t# R F5 KHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'0 f' [* g$ T3 T R
9 s5 r6 k A6 }# j! F7 I/ @Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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' l S$ f0 i$ M: \2 C& W3 PThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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