Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:

8 g* I8 O; W- E/ f% H8 E9 Q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

! w8 a8 `4 y1 e2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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: V8 b+ P) m1 S! Z4 ~3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

2 ]+ u% b* ^4 m$ w$ q4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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6 C# \  ^6 e3 O4 w* L8 p  J4 @5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

. [# i- @8 v# @$ J7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

3 C% @; Y4 x8 r9 A" M8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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, q+ {9 T6 m+ z10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

; f) e6 R# Z0 ]! c# T11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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! {5 z- C1 ]; o' a+ ?- i* a12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"