Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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9 @8 y6 i; C1 o1 A9 ]- O( n6 o1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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/ L7 t' [3 I# {/ e/ v8 [3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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: _( T: e' R0 ~4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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- D/ ^  L: r8 t* `8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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4 I- I/ D- E' D( q  m" W10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

* H  u3 M# c- q- [8 N  k; M+ V11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

# B8 `# y5 Y$ `: e12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"