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NEVER SAY TO A COP: x: Y/ t+ q& m0 G4 o
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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) b# O- T% K# j. ?0 N, _2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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7 t& h2 }6 m% s3 |* N2 u3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 9 }# ^. ]7 T" A( V3 D
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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* V2 l R; E7 |5. Are You Andy or Barney? I8 I: r5 k) @. g8 R2 ~4 c5 s5 T. b
+ ?# t- y; X- E- g% C, k6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 |- q* o, p0 Z0 T( z" U5 W6 L
7 K1 l' R' Q! } v7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! / i5 | _# ]8 O% N
: s* ?4 X$ o5 @, U: V! [10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. : _! z; \/ m# {4 e
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ] h: t' L7 V+ G: c$ B9 ^
/ \# e# |) C) e12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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