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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ! j+ `/ i9 {, Z; O& e
) @; |: y5 l( [: _% e n3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ' z0 R* w. n/ Z4 K( Q# B
9 e/ j5 _* a5 _' J$ x4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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" z @0 G3 O1 _9 d# F5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. " W6 J2 _; M0 ], U1 j8 P
% t! N. R+ n8 H6 J$ D, }" ^7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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/ Y: P; n1 L8 j& Z% M! A: @8. I pay your salary! 6 t) l9 T, h- D4 N* d( q1 S) p
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. - d1 [# e' @% ?; d: n* @
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 1 F8 v$ t9 @+ }# @, p- u/ H
% Y0 @$ T4 a8 D) I2 S12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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