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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7 T6 o3 a# _7 {' v) |" n: F
9 c; b! |+ y$ A# O6 I( d: U# j; Y# a4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 4 Y& i8 S( ^( P/ X: t6 M
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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* ~4 Z j1 Z+ }6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. % Y3 S+ c4 W: L0 @3 v7 j$ }- r
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? % O2 o: p Q3 C" V& ?9 a
3 X& g0 O' T; t' a3 T6 |9 l8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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; {7 a$ f, H: s; N6 K3 `5 ?6 ?11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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# C2 X b8 n [12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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