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m/ c# G/ L7 [$ t& r& o1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 5 f/ A5 H3 g3 F. @2 H6 R# \: K! B
# E/ @2 c' M7 a q% W2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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[- U+ T& b6 R! f3 s3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? : B% [, Q) ^- Y* `. {1 z! b
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! k$ s `- g3 l. n U
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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3 o% N* d" F, @; B6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! - _& r: p- }# P5 G9 q! J
G% i! r5 i0 C) O% S9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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2 _% N5 m8 B7 [# f( N4 d5 d5 n) c10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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' c2 h: Q9 k8 S7 x1 N/ m2 t11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. / r' P9 A+ ?4 \# i
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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