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NEVER SAY TO A COP: : C: ^; _1 p' y" T; S# l
" @) E8 D7 E4 C% F2 F% I1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 1 U5 o9 `2 M9 f* {) E! w! p0 s
7 h8 @2 L0 ^. t+ L- S$ X/ I2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? & F$ b$ Q: F$ p) l2 ^+ r8 P
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 3 p/ n6 ^1 z0 l/ k1 B
' x' K# f! m+ _' c- [/ E+ k5. Are You Andy or Barney? ! W2 F: \7 m9 s8 y) v- v
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. - l, w7 I% h! n* R- d! Z
- b$ I; t1 g; w: {& T7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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5 p1 a* F; t9 a; J# R P8. I pay your salary! 3 ?4 e6 W6 ?% H0 m6 q& Z
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. # b0 ^) X7 Z- I$ x
3 c6 }8 Q0 r* Q' j7 c11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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