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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ! e8 _5 C& j" K* M
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? ( h q9 f4 ~$ M3 Q$ I/ T
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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$ _( H" m& F" [) k6 ] N6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? / g h2 E& C' A3 i7 s' z+ L' p
. L9 {' F+ b6 b/ e/ H# b) F8. I pay your salary! # L1 E; h, d* k! d- W9 x% s% M
2 W# Q7 Q4 M6 V$ c9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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7 q% x7 Q' Y' b8 e% A' @' o h4 l10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 9 ^+ q/ R* ~. y5 M5 Z
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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