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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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2 k* w3 ~; c4 q  two who and who?
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" Y" w; B  V2 y/ M0 ^" |  W  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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! G# w5 z( W# k! r( v' c, T  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 3 z+ j4 E, _3 p# y3 N
together up !
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1 v$ x+ j* W6 K  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have : ^2 i" ?4 k  ?( ^1 t1 J
nothing to say,go home!! ( g# b; F0 `+ S& e  _3 b

) w% @* u1 K, @2 b& @9 a  有事起奏,无事退朝 4 ?( K+ @) ~7 N0 R# m) T
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  6.you me you me
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  彼此彼此 # F, i+ x3 y& F. g# F  {% s
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  7.You Give Me Stop!! * P" p# }9 b1 m6 N. O7 ~

! _8 Y" K% K$ X' G" {  你给我站住! # n8 F/ t" }' X( g/ y( l
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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- y: @1 E/ Y6 O( }" ^4 {- h  9.WATCH SISTER
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7 T: E- h3 o! Y4 \; V) y9 j  表妹 ) `, u8 o8 U6 @8 k; I9 ?

6 R0 V+ X  ~% }# Y  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! & u+ {+ y8 E% Z1 H
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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0 H+ E& q2 X% K! u  11.American Chinese not enough , ?% c1 ~; U) m5 P( X

* @' Q9 s! s  m  A3 ^/ [6 O  美中不足 0 I; {4 h* I" |
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 5 J0 j+ ^! I, D
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  车祸现场描述
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. R4 \* P7 c- v; v, [$ V! ^  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放 / w! a$ L5 p. l7 x3 c9 u% A

& r9 A8 U, \- t1 Z) r5 B  14.go past no mistake past , w# r/ L& k$ ^1 l) a2 I( g
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  走过路过,不要错过 ; Y. s$ Y, _" C# I" q0 a6 O
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  15.小明:I am sorry! - R8 E% C8 R( u2 V
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  老外:I am sorry too! * K. r6 L2 F# y; |/ m  G& [, x

' G& C! \' t. F( U  小明:I am sorry three!
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7 Y: e& G, S* W" a: ]6 H  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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* H7 S5 O6 p: l. b* R  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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, P! y% H: j$ @$ }$ ~: m  要钱没有,要命一条
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; r2 [6 t9 z2 Q9 u- R+ u1 e# q  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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  我叫李老大,今年25。 . G) H, `" H4 Y7 f
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  18.you have two down son。
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8 P0 h7 i" s& t9 @: [  你有两下子。 0 ?: ^, j4 i# m; I4 ~+ v
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  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn ; c, R* @- `. K) L, h% _
my face.
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8 q2 i0 _8 j. Y3 @5 ^% P2 f( Q给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~% y3 n: F' W9 d! u
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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