强劲的中国英语，供你乐一乐

Zhujiaolian

1．we

　　two who and who？
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　　咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?

) N8 @% j- \3 x　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

  b* M- C; a  ^: i/ r0 x5 I9 Q7 w　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
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　　4．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
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　　5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
* r: O+ f3 \- X! S! onothing to say,go home!!

' B: _/ y, [( C+ e, ?$ x　　有事起奏，无事退朝
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, I+ @  L6 I5 T5 r7 g　　6．you me you me

　　彼此彼此

　　7．You Give Me Stop!!

& W% b& C& a7 [1 h: i2 y) |　　你给我站住！

: U# [# J5 S  ~% n, u7 v2 c: I( |　　8．know is know noknow is noknow
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& T, ?2 S3 s; B1 i& x) L　　知之为知之，不知为不知...

6 |8 `3 [! t* [; F　　9．WATCH SISTER

# f- V% N4 e- `　　表妹

　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞
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　　11．American Chinese not enough
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　　美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

　　车祸现场描述

　　13．heart flower angry open

7 Y% a6 A0 H; R4 T6 @/ g　　心花怒放
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6 [4 J8 h3 L% y/ \5 m5 k$ A* P7 x　　14．go past no mistake past

　　走过路过，不要错过
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　　15．小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　老外：What are you sorry for?
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: F- b( _# g6 |7 u4 N5 J　　小明：I am sorry five!
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　　16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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　　要钱没有，要命一条
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0 a, }, Y1 u) i　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

! Q2 G3 Z4 A# J5 r9 E5 u　　我叫李老大，今年25。

) H: B( ~3 N" C! g　　18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子。
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　　19．as far as you go to die

8 F$ ~$ Y5 O- x1 l& Q5 ~　　有多远，死多远！！！！

　　20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
my face.
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给你脸你xxxx，你丢脸，我翻脸。

老杨

强！

玄紫妖妖

啊~~~~~~
, O/ M  F4 W# [9 r1 X3 S- x我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~！！！！！！