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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. & U# W. ]3 @# L1 U" Y
) ^" j* X8 t, t3 i4 i {& C. HDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 9 o6 l! q5 l, F
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".( h; I" n _5 V; ?1 x/ W
5 E3 z6 M. }) H0 dThe second man married a telephone operator. 2 q- ~: P6 k* Q4 s
; ] w& Y( W" UDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. , ^6 {- ~4 y7 F/ r3 F
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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* n$ g8 W! o$ i+ [ g3 B$ ?The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
5 G2 |: J c) m, r. _but teachers are just too frigid".( I2 M! n4 a) J/ `# _( A4 g" q
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected * j ?! e, P4 r3 u
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The " h$ Y9 o! H9 a& D4 V
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
+ Q" K( Q* x* G; Fpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 8 x' M7 r9 ^" x) G* C
8 y6 }, D/ O: ^) l2 n" E/ @% _+ gDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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6 W, V& {1 A2 \ c2 X- I" W8 iThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ! l* \8 R! o- C7 S6 C5 D, z0 M
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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4 }/ t H/ Q# C* ^At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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- i$ S8 V3 u% P1 FThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ! }$ w7 H# d X8 q1 Y
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back : y b. G/ C; k; s2 @' O* G
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.; O! O1 E" y; H" N
: ]( G" E- p" a g+ Z& nDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ?) Q O. e+ ~ z7 K! M
their voices." 4 |5 m1 v A% R5 J$ m, F- O( t$ Q
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
% O7 T; P* ?+ T% ?, wheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your : A- i2 p/ c1 s+ C2 q9 W4 F
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( F9 y/ ?9 R% |" d1 ` A& \
calling any minute.& J. G0 J |2 M3 I. K1 B) n
e. ]1 x9 h7 i# ?% D6 f0 ]Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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& S& Q: U6 G, i4 o" CDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
( E9 A3 t' p3 j9 y `8 u$ gman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only , s/ |% k# I6 i. z! G1 ~
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ' r8 A! q5 w5 \" P
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 9 J# ?5 Q# d! L" |6 D' F
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
: C( _& k9 t* t4 ~1 C. Wa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We $ q+ a2 U# a3 T7 ?2 ]* c: r
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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