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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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5 G6 c; D- j4 s5 Y- tGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
4 F+ j% ^' R! D' ]Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 3 I/ @; G0 i- y! v4 E5 j
George: Great. Lay it on me. ; w9 Y, G2 p6 r% w& F* j$ S: E# e
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
9 w+ l8 E! }6 H1 y! bGeorge: That's what I want to know.
4 x8 S. j3 J+ o, I2 ~. O/ X5 bCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
4 q* B3 W# A1 \ o" ~: KGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
8 P% b. `, g, a( C& iCondi: Yes.
+ w9 r2 a- `& m# _George: I mean the fellow's name.
. `* Z$ p7 p& h4 r8 l% ~Condi: Hu.
8 Z: _+ Y! u5 {George: The guy in China.
. Q# }. T0 c3 Y& j/ F$ e8 A5 X; ~Condi: Hu. 4 {, W' k: D1 X7 B
George: The new leader of China.
4 y7 a9 ]7 w+ y3 H5 S1 x5 t% Q6 |Condi: Hu. 3 F- S" C, L. n0 ?: D/ r
George: The Chinaman!
6 D' P" M6 k* X6 }) C, ]" A) Y1 E0 wCondi: Hu is leading China.
: j; \ S; f( [9 w' y# HGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 2 M7 q8 q2 s$ a( {2 |
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. " F; ~7 T- w' ~
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" Z2 Q9 c4 ~7 dCondi: That's the man's name.
" m, R# ^" @2 {1 j+ b, r2 N- oGeorge: That's who's name?
& v; g9 v' k8 S" e6 GCondi: Yes.
# `- c* V) I; L9 o8 oGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
/ X$ a" P2 p/ w+ ^8 b! z4 e: Y( ?Condi: Yes, sir.
: Y( l' v" n" s% G: [' ?8 iGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. + o" g7 \8 v+ ~, Y) b- d
Condi: That's correct.
0 _3 b. m% x! f2 b5 R6 h& xGeorge: Then who is in China?
" t' w: r- S/ Q& w. _8 xCondi: Yes, sir.
- n. J$ S/ G Y) dGeorge: Yassir is in China?
; }& e. _. q* ~6 R! n6 }Condi: No, sir. 8 F% a2 k3 V& K# r: E% n
George: Then who is?
# `2 N, X7 @& h1 X8 i( {. U6 |Condi: Yes, sir.
' a- q: p; K# E3 @George: Yassir?
0 g4 w+ A% C" F6 Q8 l8 nCondi: No, sir.
' u, z6 c S7 F* ?( b1 e4 KGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
3 I+ C6 B, h' B% Y4 ?9 \" sCondi: Kofi?
2 y( j0 K7 V8 o+ L! i% ^/ x# F8 TGeorge: No, thanks. . E `. L* o6 d5 N
Condi: You want Kofi?
3 w; Z4 u4 Z. ^4 L( {) g( FGeorge: No. 9 \, X1 L K7 o& f% {
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
, ~+ ? e8 h7 l. a: C0 YGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
8 J. P' s0 a* [$ G3 k/ e* kCondi: Yes, sir. ; }& K8 ~. B' r8 [5 |7 Q1 g j
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
3 @1 w1 d, z2 j1 I1 t6 B% U3 v5 F ACondi: Kofi?
# e2 `6 h3 f0 m" H3 m; X% }George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ! V' y* p0 x& W
Condi: And call who?
2 Y1 x6 y2 q# t1 EGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
( m; q- X: U' m$ j! y; K ICondi: Hu is the guy in China.
4 T3 {1 A* G/ xGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
9 C* L" }$ M! U: x, K2 r$ @! DCondi: Yes, sir. ) ]7 \( I6 e2 k8 g$ A/ U: J) |
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ( z* p1 g$ s/ @& `6 x+ }
Condi: Kofi. ; m8 l1 t: L7 B6 D+ l5 s2 z" t
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
$ C3 [( M" X* O(Condi picks up the phone.)
. ~0 ?, E* _* _& K, q# |Condi: Rice, here. 4 V% @- A) M- N; X
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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