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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) . i/ x. j& d! e7 v: ?
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
: g) O1 }5 ^% q& e$ z d* L& J: Y% E2 |Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
+ j* Q# |+ q- v" j) n3 e# |5 SGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 5 A$ I: M1 T9 O& o& \) ~+ B7 P
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. % i3 k9 j' `! S* m
George: That's what I want to know. / M4 s8 x! k6 u5 {, T
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. - X; O, }( }' b% r$ r3 b
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? $ T w2 @8 Q2 J* H) y6 d1 `
Condi: Yes. 2 g/ u0 M5 x8 r, a3 a
George: I mean the fellow's name. 9 P- F: K) f1 J- f
Condi: Hu. : p6 ~& a4 m7 p9 [
George: The guy in China.
; w1 D$ V7 U# R# x6 ACondi: Hu. * V, z5 I% t' D( Z
George: The new leader of China. 6 f" ?, {& [4 w. C0 ~$ l$ `
Condi: Hu. . D7 G! f/ J3 K9 r1 x! f4 ^
George: The Chinaman! 0 r s4 k* Q' q1 W' _
Condi: Hu is leading China.
/ G" j& B2 H) G. z$ C2 X. bGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? ! R7 H( ?6 c" p% j( y
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
# u+ t5 A/ F2 H; U& L( LGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? " L" B8 H+ M. c# I- s) d. A2 K2 t
Condi: That's the man's name.
: |, E" ]/ l) LGeorge: That's who's name?
: ?: I- l( x, q' L$ s4 }8 ACondi: Yes.
% w% m5 O l1 B1 }6 c+ @& cGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
8 y, S3 j' M' `: `6 U9 BCondi: Yes, sir. * e' G$ G, b) j$ d4 E4 n, w
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ' K9 K2 S1 \" r* J3 q- a' i2 [
Condi: That's correct.
+ t6 ^) J7 [2 x! R# i/ ^2 o1 QGeorge: Then who is in China?
4 u: t) a. s: Q5 n* C# S7 BCondi: Yes, sir. 6 o5 S* k( V Q0 ^* V
George: Yassir is in China? . j2 ~9 |7 S7 e8 W. r% T. Z" K+ u6 Y
Condi: No, sir.
' G& {+ k( E9 W5 _" s2 Q4 UGeorge: Then who is? # d1 |, `5 N: `" S) k
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 ]/ v6 V* t/ |6 B, ^George: Yassir? + \% \; J# x7 V) I5 a- A% c6 R
Condi: No, sir.
- ]. L$ q$ S9 {7 f3 \# ^7 Q! r: s& yGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 6 @! @: g7 V W1 g/ K+ ~" b
Condi: Kofi? ; a% u; @+ h# ]9 X: Q5 Q
George: No, thanks. 1 m- f8 }+ _' e" x/ F
Condi: You want Kofi?
, s) F# X' R- Y/ c2 h/ vGeorge: No.
2 }/ x0 i3 [% ?& tCondi: You don't want Kofi. ( g; w+ m& O1 ^! e* H8 \9 c1 }9 y
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ) O! C* |. j% \ {6 o# d5 t9 J& l7 u
Condi: Yes, sir.
: z5 G- T( Z0 @8 L' Q6 ?( gGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
5 r% ]+ }. Q% H9 Z% A2 O* K- ]Condi: Kofi?
9 {7 z( S1 p1 ]8 f! ]5 c+ @4 i2 xGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 4 x3 Q3 z' ?6 ^$ v. V
Condi: And call who? 8 t1 L3 z1 t4 \6 _: ~9 B& Z, y
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? 4 q) M2 f W1 M( l% ]
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
$ H3 w; m- O/ d" ~& |1 i' BGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
6 g2 Z) S/ I; E: g6 K$ [! V% fCondi: Yes, sir.
: g& Z- x4 ]. J- Z4 `& \George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 c3 |- L* ^8 Y5 u' K8 ^: N: ]Condi: Kofi.
: G! f' o+ g5 EGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. * G( D& I& D' l7 Y( I
(Condi picks up the phone.) _; \. @6 Y$ J
Condi: Rice, here. ! R- _: g+ K% Y6 I9 W* R% w0 L
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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