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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) , f7 G6 Z9 x! O& a" s
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 1 I1 d( W0 J# _( F1 J5 a
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 8 }% G6 u1 t4 g+ ~2 }
George: Great. Lay it on me. ; F& y* s1 F: ?- ]" g
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
( c N& ]2 D; Y2 EGeorge: That's what I want to know. ( I# d; O3 I: `* p0 k
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. $ P" B& @- M& E- q3 x
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
% b3 I3 F! f X& n, P1 LCondi: Yes.
8 J& C( {8 Q8 M. `' S) IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. " }+ E5 g2 P! b; N. g. @7 Y6 V/ t
Condi: Hu. $ I( _: q7 M4 r/ I
George: The guy in China. # N7 U' @$ c1 C; o
Condi: Hu. 9 k' C# v U4 |7 D, ~2 X7 t3 N0 N
George: The new leader of China. - ?9 l( i+ a! @% o" m) B( y
Condi: Hu. . f& G6 @9 o. z% b
George: The Chinaman! 8 n4 r5 s" t) i1 {7 }* ?! f
Condi: Hu is leading China.
# ^9 ]4 O2 [5 r( EGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 5 Y" b& [3 s/ w- Y0 p
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
- @: n- Y* L1 WGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
5 B) |# a V2 u1 Y2 @ m9 a$ UCondi: That's the man's name.
9 ^7 U7 Q' j( R0 x, ]& oGeorge: That's who's name? 4 G) x9 U5 B- W" ?
Condi: Yes.
/ F' R Z- g# j2 Q& T) OGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
' T7 Q3 S( K1 W" x0 P- |4 L' A1 a+ CCondi: Yes, sir. + n$ Z% J; t3 J$ q) S
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ Z+ R- R% o; D- KCondi: That's correct.
; A0 ?0 V6 |% v5 [" |7 e# D& FGeorge: Then who is in China? " H8 |4 k/ `$ m g ]* ^" \
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 `' P5 v9 a: Y% nGeorge: Yassir is in China? & L/ ~8 _9 I% H c+ t
Condi: No, sir. : x2 E& h8 V* N, J/ p
George: Then who is?
4 J- K4 C7 `1 v4 \Condi: Yes, sir. ' m; R- X. _; p2 g
George: Yassir? 3 x. P: G& J0 R5 I6 c0 E
Condi: No, sir. $ D' D9 R: F+ ?1 s" w/ c
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
L! f, F, g' I1 j8 [" r/ ZCondi: Kofi?
/ m s$ F5 s9 n& N" ?George: No, thanks.
7 ~1 C' S* d5 ]7 jCondi: You want Kofi?
2 O! Y% M/ p, IGeorge: No.
, s+ C. M. d( A( Q c0 ^Condi: You don't want Kofi. T s* l. `8 [& a$ p% D" [) m
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
7 }& g8 ~* D9 ^* _5 ZCondi: Yes, sir.
/ {: R, V/ k, z. j5 tGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. " K% |7 ]8 |: ^5 J8 Y1 B5 D! O
Condi: Kofi? ' t$ c3 J" R6 h2 y
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 9 K( d5 w# Q o0 l* S: W; w' {
Condi: And call who? 2 X) U% a) e8 o
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? , B3 D' q! E" F& S6 y
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ) v* m7 j. E0 i- n7 F- E, b# X
George: Will you stay out of China?!
" W3 i* u& u/ c/ kCondi: Yes, sir.
% A$ O3 {% X- `5 A3 N# HGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
+ |3 K8 {, z! E# d) P5 c, s% ZCondi: Kofi. 6 `* F: B% M# v. K$ _
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
7 C- j" {+ e+ n, n# @' m(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 o6 q4 m* _. jCondi: Rice, here.
# _" t% L2 B3 Z) tGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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