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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) % n2 h. s# v6 f. v) [) A
" v* m7 V. T6 T) J% U: AGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
) U. b" M' y- G) o1 [& g: W- i& ICondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: E6 i6 K5 k: n9 zGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. $ s! [1 Q# y+ k# [6 I/ X
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" Q! Y# l- B+ Z6 v# f Y% J9 cGeorge: That's what I want to know.
) Y; ?; `3 p% y7 B( `Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
- e8 Y$ V2 C& k }" gGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- g2 b; b) |* U2 a! L6 I8 h9 }Condi: Yes.
* {3 `* j( _8 \George: I mean the fellow's name. * I8 b+ `0 F/ u" p2 o
Condi: Hu.
2 S! ^4 C$ d- z4 b6 s2 \George: The guy in China.
* I) m" v4 l4 ]4 G g3 mCondi: Hu. 9 V4 H5 y" s9 R5 ~1 h3 {+ v
George: The new leader of China. 8 y9 f. i4 P7 R6 T, N
Condi: Hu. ! Q6 e5 [/ v) W5 p' a. }$ e
George: The Chinaman! $ P f* U, S2 h1 W, @& C
Condi: Hu is leading China. 3 o* }; `& Z/ z( w
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ' T7 v: L* h- `* V- I$ r
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. # y) O; E3 d7 }; l1 k! O
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? ( Y3 R8 [% ]1 @8 C" w; d* i) M9 m
Condi: That's the man's name.
5 e' D z- T2 I; C7 p* AGeorge: That's who's name?
5 ?, i2 g. R# o8 ZCondi: Yes.
( h% `- H0 s E7 N. ^: G6 vGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? & z; x1 [1 X8 K$ c" ?4 _5 ^7 N8 G; W
Condi: Yes, sir. $ |' n# m: V4 G, p" |
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
5 k$ f' g1 R, \3 g4 `Condi: That's correct. ) w0 ?7 k) M+ b$ X& Y
George: Then who is in China? # C; B; V; t8 }6 T: e
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 k: N9 e9 q1 h+ S3 i9 ]George: Yassir is in China?
* P0 ^. s( E$ z% fCondi: No, sir.
/ M: x7 E% X7 c; Y* f3 Z4 ~/ L3 y/ kGeorge: Then who is?
# z, y! `) [9 cCondi: Yes, sir. & T2 p2 E3 n6 B
George: Yassir?
1 s+ C0 }& J0 k2 zCondi: No, sir. . l, Q' N8 p! p1 x: }3 v3 v
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
* Q2 ~- q* b$ [! o: M4 V3 r& c0 ICondi: Kofi?
( a. Q6 _* h# f/ gGeorge: No, thanks. i, [$ Q# P6 _: U
Condi: You want Kofi?
0 D) F4 X, i% b& |9 `* H5 VGeorge: No. % `8 i3 S8 ^3 Z6 w& Z
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
, |% |* c' l; ?* B2 U$ V8 HGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
2 W1 U% d, E* u! f5 Q+ C. v$ k# w+ JCondi: Yes, sir.
# l: U+ J( o& w: L i+ u xGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( Y% [) _, k C4 o" `+ w1 H% @
Condi: Kofi? ) z& `* ], r, _8 h5 f+ a% q
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? . w8 o% F1 v8 Y5 \2 e
Condi: And call who? 9 g$ e5 o1 M4 s# ?- m/ T7 c [* X: ~
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
1 Q4 H' l: r# K* \4 I: cCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
2 F9 ?8 |3 j! m i0 ]" a4 T1 aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! $ N e& M1 T3 _5 u/ b
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 j6 T# L3 S4 RGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. / ?/ j/ {2 o0 B# j4 h* a* `: J' U9 o
Condi: Kofi. 1 ]" j% m+ A/ v5 G# Z* w3 M
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
0 N& O, S, X) n3 F- b2 c(Condi picks up the phone.)
) Z1 ~; T( x- [8 V4 TCondi: Rice, here. 6 s" T# \, ]8 f% N+ M
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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