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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 3 f5 |4 i1 E1 q& _; d# \2 t) l
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
) C$ Y0 b1 u- [ RCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. \. \7 P( C: s# W
George: Great. Lay it on me. i: q. Q8 K" E) Q$ Z
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
) e* y- k6 I! i# d# jGeorge: That's what I want to know. 8 \* I' M& v4 l, p
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
4 U: k( r7 g. |' A3 y8 ]George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? ( [: v2 K; N2 p$ `
Condi: Yes.
9 s0 L* Q0 |0 @0 t& B8 |5 _* AGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
8 @& O$ M) L; G7 ?0 h# G+ KCondi: Hu. T/ ~7 e5 O+ O r) g6 A& a
George: The guy in China.
+ k0 E/ k5 N/ TCondi: Hu.
2 A5 l0 q7 h, [ \$ p0 t3 P: `George: The new leader of China. 8 j4 m' J% v% f3 A* z
Condi: Hu. 2 [# Z+ w+ K* u7 \
George: The Chinaman!
+ o' ^2 H( i4 g6 \) u0 F% q. z/ kCondi: Hu is leading China. 3 a6 Q$ b- n$ n6 [( X8 `8 |; ?
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
5 k3 `, ]( t MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
0 a" d, F2 e- f7 ]George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? & m9 j& L' p; @$ | C$ s
Condi: That's the man's name. ' i# X/ P e5 w) V D+ e9 Q9 c
George: That's who's name?
2 J( g: x: I) e; G- D3 y& wCondi: Yes. 3 L q6 o! c% H
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ' N2 t$ w# H) ?& m% N; x, l
Condi: Yes, sir. ' a# s* W. p) H8 B( c! j0 e, U0 G4 n
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
; p4 n) Q L7 |- L3 ~/ c- Z. W$ tCondi: That's correct.
5 G9 ]2 E" O$ @$ D7 DGeorge: Then who is in China?
1 F# J0 J2 U3 }7 t' b1 [* eCondi: Yes, sir.
N$ s* S, W1 h- H0 iGeorge: Yassir is in China? ' X0 g7 y! ^0 F( C6 q- M5 E
Condi: No, sir. " w9 C! Q% s$ t& ?& p
George: Then who is?
$ b% {3 s9 U+ \- Q3 ?: ICondi: Yes, sir. 9 J: K) |8 F) h8 u$ o& e
George: Yassir? ) |4 Q, R# e! X! a) P( @
Condi: No, sir.
' |5 U2 ]# ~. ^5 D+ mGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
" p( u" v' X) p; WCondi: Kofi? 9 N/ B- A3 R7 I/ n# [" x
George: No, thanks.
/ M5 R8 ~# r% P$ m( a( g6 NCondi: You want Kofi? 7 m- W- Q8 z7 @2 b, k9 m8 w0 h! U/ o
George: No.
! M) }3 Z. \8 `8 K+ Q+ xCondi: You don't want Kofi.
# c3 c9 k$ }$ b5 g, G1 M' W. i0 F$ hGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. P) H6 w" a n. O8 `& V6 f/ o
Condi: Yes, sir. % z. t% v" {# w. ~( v9 }0 Y
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' D m* q. B- i* F
Condi: Kofi?
& B' F. p- A6 |George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 1 f: Q, {8 P4 _6 b9 Q0 I
Condi: And call who?
* Z) u- P) j8 l1 `George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
' u3 T6 A9 c' E( y4 C+ a, QCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
& g! [/ N" V x/ J$ iGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 1 B, H5 D) h2 ]$ r) F- v6 i, z
Condi: Yes, sir. H/ [& G; T0 f
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. ! F( t, E) X+ _4 G3 j
Condi: Kofi. ) f X6 ~2 ?5 P- t! V2 _! S+ L7 `# [
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. . P4 U# Z& C+ q: y- _1 ?7 g
(Condi picks up the phone.) ! D; W+ h5 A. O4 R8 Q
Condi: Rice, here.
. y, q# _; t" z. k* W3 pGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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