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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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" z( M" q" Z; e1 ` P5 S) s& kGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
+ K2 g9 k! K- q2 `$ c, c# J' e1 JCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
! j) ]. m/ X b' l" `; RGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
1 }/ q, @# `" ~2 O: M U KCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 9 O3 t, h$ a3 q, ]+ e. S
George: That's what I want to know. / @1 d& U& v+ I& j8 i
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. % d, Y; `. {4 K) O: g1 d
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
* Q" c# Z3 \. L* HCondi: Yes. " N& ~/ @) Y ?' }3 t) u
George: I mean the fellow's name. - ^# T2 ~' e0 r$ A& H
Condi: Hu.
" b) |: P. L/ L2 ^# Z OGeorge: The guy in China.
- {- m# k9 b9 ?. t: rCondi: Hu. 6 J- C# `4 n3 T! p2 ~- r$ |& {+ _* T
George: The new leader of China. , e8 \1 P) v: f* f
Condi: Hu. ' ^' B, S! _3 M) t) s) _: ~2 Z
George: The Chinaman!
; ~5 j2 `- y2 y7 ECondi: Hu is leading China. 1 ]2 P# t( }# |: E: d
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
( ^# I' n8 W+ B5 `2 r" VCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
% H0 [9 q8 W3 tGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
2 d# V+ z/ q. H w& a% E' Y% `Condi: That's the man's name. 4 d; p6 N4 |+ I4 E$ R$ B
George: That's who's name?
- y- O- u8 c7 F# z) Q0 F1 z- DCondi: Yes.
8 w: R7 x4 ]* [, i7 f% }% @; m4 q4 sGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. ~3 e7 F. p O2 eCondi: Yes, sir.
0 C! E. o5 u4 w' wGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
( Y5 F6 \6 @# T* Z5 ICondi: That's correct.
6 ] N K3 w2 ~# M1 e# uGeorge: Then who is in China?
0 L# L0 ]' i7 T' U v: N5 ~- ]Condi: Yes, sir.
1 A8 |6 \) t) ?* E+ q. U4 k! oGeorge: Yassir is in China?
' |( H5 C8 L9 L4 ^0 c9 TCondi: No, sir.
! Q) I( G8 P" A3 BGeorge: Then who is? ) {0 E; y1 B8 K% i; R
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 t" o/ p& s' A: c% D/ v/ k$ ]
George: Yassir? ( F; S2 r6 N! O! Y# H+ q: f" F
Condi: No, sir. 7 i2 O# H0 ]$ J* W
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ( q8 c c* K# }3 E: O5 E0 @9 m. w
Condi: Kofi?
( Y! h5 H( r0 T5 A+ RGeorge: No, thanks.
/ V5 W, I$ O v/ L2 k, cCondi: You want Kofi?
H! T( |7 L3 l3 C( X* q, {! BGeorge: No.
: N- ^$ ~) }3 D# ?- BCondi: You don't want Kofi.
6 q) I, I9 X2 {" E) [- hGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 9 v( i' d3 ]% i
Condi: Yes, sir. 1 F4 d }& G+ \, P3 o; n0 @! t" {* j6 o
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. # P! O* S) P# \& J
Condi: Kofi? ' n+ d; I, _/ s* L& n
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
6 f/ J2 c9 k7 G7 x( OCondi: And call who?
& y3 X( A% I, T, ^2 WGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 9 X4 m) q% h7 G$ s1 e: v
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
- R0 X' }$ l' K) lGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ! m* Q( |7 r* {& H
Condi: Yes, sir.
J( r) L) ` B' X. I( [/ }George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. . A8 R( ^. H" o. w' [/ ?$ |- g
Condi: Kofi.
9 n# P. L; D* n0 [1 w3 \/ |George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 q( B0 q2 v- G
(Condi picks up the phone.)
3 \5 k6 q% c. x! LCondi: Rice, here.
7 ^! f7 n$ ?, B/ T9 {George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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