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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) , K; \2 l d8 a3 H9 W7 U6 p
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ) Y* z3 e' X$ l4 J0 C* S; b
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: P1 q1 H; _% XGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 8 [ V2 i4 c! E3 O' t) m+ E
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
, a3 z3 i8 v1 e. iGeorge: That's what I want to know.
7 a+ I0 D0 v* h( p" k$ x% z' LCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
4 }4 Q7 `8 {" |8 r3 r2 `George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? % i& j2 ~0 T$ ^# Q# \/ W: _
Condi: Yes. 4 Y6 q0 B/ R- \" V6 ` O" J
George: I mean the fellow's name.
, ^- l) W4 O K# bCondi: Hu.
' G3 C; {3 s: L" @1 Z& S5 oGeorge: The guy in China.
/ u" K! t3 |# l, u: }Condi: Hu. 9 I9 L$ j) y1 w, p
George: The new leader of China. ; p, O! a' L! L4 u
Condi: Hu.
5 ~. _. ~: A7 t: aGeorge: The Chinaman!
( V2 \9 _9 {* G% zCondi: Hu is leading China.
1 h# m2 i- L% a& I, `George: Now whaddya' asking me for? u$ l0 o* z) k- H' R. H: |
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 9 g1 q7 b5 e% o: P7 R
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? / g0 W$ m" `" Z1 \( W
Condi: That's the man's name.
( V1 ^7 s: X2 z$ N* b2 C4 nGeorge: That's who's name?
$ u6 A& w1 h H6 XCondi: Yes.
\+ ?6 i6 l& t. l$ F& |George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
" ~( w/ g m; g% hCondi: Yes, sir. $ u w" x" v. u3 D
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
+ }- M1 l/ y. ?* gCondi: That's correct.
8 B! _$ i4 A& q: U" d* y1 [George: Then who is in China? 1 x8 I8 r% M4 C: `5 K
Condi: Yes, sir. 6 n% ]' H7 a( `
George: Yassir is in China? " X" V% }- T! ?; X
Condi: No, sir. ) {) `2 r j* E/ W/ Q
George: Then who is?
) j( L& |3 G# @) BCondi: Yes, sir. , p# \2 y3 L: L$ V
George: Yassir?
( C9 }* Q0 |1 x- MCondi: No, sir.
; E4 S5 c$ n5 J! N% Q1 mGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 9 C( M) {0 _& R% w1 n; C
Condi: Kofi? : ^9 \5 a/ J6 p- n
George: No, thanks.
8 F- ~2 r8 d) L; f! B! C0 `Condi: You want Kofi? ' S& f" \1 s# t X0 V0 D
George: No. 6 S8 v# G- o7 m1 j
Condi: You don't want Kofi. - z7 ]5 ^! Z2 \3 R9 O8 v. c
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
- X4 _/ O4 _) @( qCondi: Yes, sir.
. {2 o3 y6 [, ]; a6 jGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 6 o, }% R& I' x2 C, U. e% }" S
Condi: Kofi?
. d4 i) I0 X" g# n( P6 U) RGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
~8 L! P$ J1 F- ~& D* A& ~Condi: And call who?
% r. ~3 a* d* N RGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 4 [6 T! U) u7 j6 a8 N+ L
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
0 f# R! w, r6 b& X: V0 B2 [George: Will you stay out of China?! ) O4 g( Z7 b$ _5 R' H/ c3 J$ d
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 P' g1 k+ q3 |0 f$ n2 k
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
3 n# X: a- m0 X7 a p# wCondi: Kofi. 1 D) r- i! ^( {2 x
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 7 C! `$ f& r( N9 I$ \4 X
(Condi picks up the phone.) 4 w ]; y0 f) j& d5 ~6 T% C- k( P# N
Condi: Rice, here. 2 b/ y: |- m9 _; {& }( U k. `
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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