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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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' \/ n0 @1 w# c+ w. ?/ u* yGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? # {# u2 b4 T& U6 z) }* D
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 4 Q0 _+ d: f I) W# \
George: Great. Lay it on me.
% }; [2 }- F' G) G2 TCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. ' D' m$ r% p) L
George: That's what I want to know. 1 p* K! |2 `; j6 o% K+ l( M. q
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
# A1 `6 S0 [+ V( o6 I0 w9 z7 YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
- G' ~% R( k" O. b f1 ~. e+ `Condi: Yes.
- E: E6 |% M9 |; yGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. 5 Y! v6 l7 R' W& d6 r
Condi: Hu. % l9 p! `; C u e! m- }" a
George: The guy in China.
, f; r+ g- Y- L9 @! g5 ]: UCondi: Hu.
( I/ C6 o3 W: H' W0 z2 KGeorge: The new leader of China.
! b/ T8 V1 ~' C. FCondi: Hu. & S3 o# r+ F8 h# T9 A- H9 D, H
George: The Chinaman! ' M& U5 T5 ]: c ?8 I* h2 `3 G
Condi: Hu is leading China.
# K0 q; ^* b7 b- f ZGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? - z! U8 M( [1 r# @4 v _) f. p+ X
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
0 P, u, R2 Y2 r+ |7 X- E& YGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? * G& t9 `; A8 }3 |8 b
Condi: That's the man's name. 9 f/ H* q+ ~" j6 j
George: That's who's name?
& I3 D8 E8 d; I9 cCondi: Yes.
/ {9 K0 t1 G" x+ F wGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
+ B0 ]" R: c; l: v2 V# o& WCondi: Yes, sir. ' k8 K7 T( B3 r2 D# {$ u
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
- x8 @( {1 H0 A7 s9 JCondi: That's correct. ( w# m% w* C# g/ Q9 X4 m8 Z3 j' r
George: Then who is in China?
; E) F2 o( S* M0 |) y+ P7 ICondi: Yes, sir.
2 ~; M& X( O* P+ s; NGeorge: Yassir is in China? $ n4 W3 e9 C7 \1 }" k0 P
Condi: No, sir. " P( ^$ s8 b' \6 f1 T. d K- N
George: Then who is? - m/ I% n7 S, i: V2 N c8 k! J
Condi: Yes, sir.
7 L: j& U' f& K/ `3 O9 J, d6 ~7 q$ x8 E1 YGeorge: Yassir?
* |+ B6 w: d& `0 P" FCondi: No, sir.
/ X9 r$ R' @: k8 x! y* J; ^George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. & f( b+ Q7 b$ \* [7 ?2 m
Condi: Kofi?
. a' m4 X7 d9 s' GGeorge: No, thanks. % t7 L$ J& V3 @2 P4 Y
Condi: You want Kofi?
9 Z) J) W1 b* c; G0 g6 M$ dGeorge: No.
1 M+ Z9 Q( V$ p+ W4 J* Q2 v$ UCondi: You don't want Kofi. & X# l. N. f% \" ^2 k. N- e9 B# X
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
. P( e) P7 W) T8 `' _9 ACondi: Yes, sir. 6 }3 F; o+ |" F _" J
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ! W, s# y `+ r' I
Condi: Kofi?
$ o+ g/ j; X$ `6 FGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 1 n7 e* ?! \; d4 |; @. ^8 o( A
Condi: And call who?
~/ Q" \- }7 a3 ^% A ^" TGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 6 I% h) K, i8 V2 c: U2 z/ p( M
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. , ]5 K9 f; e0 x0 N
George: Will you stay out of China?!
" C+ n/ r- R, h2 [/ i+ WCondi: Yes, sir. " c, Y( [/ t: I
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
8 o* [# k; L* O2 m/ T3 E( dCondi: Kofi. ! Q/ Q" o; U$ M# S2 n, N4 X
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 7 _! D- O' z1 F# Y9 d
(Condi picks up the phone.)
! B. d7 {: c9 q( P2 uCondi: Rice, here. ! T6 l' {7 F4 {. @ K% v, {) T
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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