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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) . \8 R+ Y; V/ @
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? / ~' x% j( X% z3 g2 w
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. % v2 ?- R7 b$ U( N5 b! P/ i. E
George: Great. Lay it on me.
) |) z* Y6 C- }! I1 iCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. # S' h, ^3 ? k2 V$ i: N$ ]: ]
George: That's what I want to know.
, M* k5 u& B& C$ c$ GCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ; Q7 Q6 V+ s0 _0 K% u
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 9 K. G8 E1 r% J1 e+ y
Condi: Yes.
0 n M$ Q" m* VGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
3 a/ Z5 G* }( g; f! kCondi: Hu.
% O" Q- D, B) B( U8 T$ wGeorge: The guy in China.
5 w# k6 P* Z y: R. ~Condi: Hu.
1 y% C+ a: d2 HGeorge: The new leader of China. " c# b2 A5 h( r. O( E: B6 R
Condi: Hu. 0 H' w5 _- V6 B* F$ g
George: The Chinaman!
5 k' L) y% u% N! w* A8 hCondi: Hu is leading China. 4 d {) J& F z3 b5 d5 C; P
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
2 e; J2 p2 Q6 k1 T+ ?5 t0 pCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, f5 s: \! ~' ~4 i. O7 AGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
% c+ c3 A R) o/ RCondi: That's the man's name. * ], f4 n9 n" L+ O# ?9 s" a
George: That's who's name?
2 G/ _5 K6 V( j: O. |Condi: Yes. 5 k- s$ I# t" P- W: a3 w( N
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 5 A& A1 ]& N# K3 k9 G, ]- |
Condi: Yes, sir. ( S7 S' {) Q* [, v! }7 o: k" }
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. . [* C+ o8 U) R( }. d5 K) e" H
Condi: That's correct. " t+ m6 Z. A, i
George: Then who is in China?
4 t9 z' U) t: b- U, [* r9 @- LCondi: Yes, sir.
. C6 d4 c( G( [" v2 B% G& ]George: Yassir is in China?
6 E& z/ b. L5 O: |6 e5 g4 wCondi: No, sir. # r A1 n( l" g+ X
George: Then who is?
, m& f p2 S7 X* k* LCondi: Yes, sir. 7 s2 ?- g3 D; o' C, w
George: Yassir? " D; Z! x( G8 b1 w9 K
Condi: No, sir.
. N& {% w3 v6 w3 q4 jGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
% @& g; s+ `" m% K9 }5 WCondi: Kofi? C1 k5 K# Q( |6 f. z; ~
George: No, thanks. / T$ G) b4 \4 N4 K
Condi: You want Kofi? - K, x9 O# }8 P
George: No.
% c3 _) O# S$ M, m ~4 c( XCondi: You don't want Kofi.
: n, j4 Q; A/ N4 PGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. : l8 z& k. P7 S8 {. R
Condi: Yes, sir. / b+ w! j! w7 \% A; R0 c
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. . @2 U, i/ V) p2 A! z; [7 c& F
Condi: Kofi? 1 B0 U4 _ }! b2 H( K' D" t8 n
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 3 H8 e+ E' H1 {- ?6 C$ l
Condi: And call who?
) Y5 F1 W7 p, }) o! AGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
4 u- e; y9 F0 S7 K) B. ? XCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ! b! g) T' p- d* {4 j& J$ Z
George: Will you stay out of China?! 5 q( T7 y- Y1 ~
Condi: Yes, sir. * C9 t+ d* k8 W( g1 i5 F4 a; E
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
( B# f( H1 M6 S+ @' vCondi: Kofi.
$ P/ w4 P; |$ p& _% d) WGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
+ H6 b* T8 x" ~; Y8 L(Condi picks up the phone.) 2 q2 f' T/ m" m1 q$ Z
Condi: Rice, here.
% W+ v, r7 d0 V) vGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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