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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 ]1 a3 M+ J- f
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
$ X4 |/ \9 B f. BGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ! \9 ^, T H; ^. }: q8 C7 q
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
/ f; t- \) r" a8 xGeorge: That's what I want to know. ) `# P) r5 t& k
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 7 n- Q% H1 ~% y0 ]- t: L' c
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
$ t$ O! k; l0 m. V5 m* ECondi: Yes.
- O, O' g! T1 w5 F$ J% D/ OGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
/ O5 t' g: ^( d4 {4 ?( F# |: o% t. gCondi: Hu.
2 f0 Q/ S8 w% u( u8 N, J' w1 AGeorge: The guy in China. % G/ K" G* }9 q c8 G! Y6 P
Condi: Hu. 9 m4 Q' Y# \# o# j+ j- i. h
George: The new leader of China.
U- f) l3 O F6 r% yCondi: Hu.
0 j9 J% Z% e( \7 DGeorge: The Chinaman! ! n0 K% l% A- z1 z c
Condi: Hu is leading China. \, s9 ?# m1 A1 R
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? ; n; y% C* l1 x g
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
# v+ q% [/ z6 q+ P; q* v4 o. BGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
! |% R8 A% x7 \4 cCondi: That's the man's name. * {/ L) D7 I6 v( C$ k
George: That's who's name? 0 U! L* G, U( J% `
Condi: Yes.
; \1 `# w' U3 Q! k9 dGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? / d% v1 k6 v9 J( _
Condi: Yes, sir. }6 h7 |" A+ J3 o
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
- H5 t6 t6 i! x" qCondi: That's correct. ! q; w( C6 t; f5 G
George: Then who is in China?
& L7 D X8 `3 G" ]: S2 Z% qCondi: Yes, sir. 2 N* `6 s9 b% P Y9 E
George: Yassir is in China? 2 E. y, j& p6 C0 k& b& c3 G
Condi: No, sir. & `9 \) d: J9 B1 a! g" g
George: Then who is?
9 S1 m2 V \- ~7 y/ I d$ T2 l* DCondi: Yes, sir. % t; R/ ?4 L6 w* v. F7 c; ^
George: Yassir? 3 Y) G: D0 u+ d+ J2 Y' Y: a
Condi: No, sir. / z) Y; z& |! R+ V0 f5 T3 [2 L( G
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ d% g* l" M& v$ cCondi: Kofi? 0 q9 W; b8 T% q2 j
George: No, thanks. 1 v- i5 t' z6 x3 @! F
Condi: You want Kofi? : v0 c6 {4 e. D8 [3 V! q. o5 p
George: No. ; R3 C' ?& Y" J
Condi: You don't want Kofi. # w5 K/ n' p' D, r& G/ Z
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. - s1 n( g; L5 X
Condi: Yes, sir. , h: C& a0 c: u5 V6 Z
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 9 _& c% W t, p; e8 ?& W
Condi: Kofi? % x1 S! ?0 [* U) D) Q9 t( L) K
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 2 x( A: e: ~3 B9 u5 S0 A
Condi: And call who?
) T2 Z2 R- g/ ~: `- ?2 y* DGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? / t7 Y3 A. e# ?, j
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
5 e! L! O4 K l% e, C( F J wGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
3 D G Q' N- l2 M& B% t, S$ Z% hCondi: Yes, sir.
! ~' o! s" _& u& N; S6 {+ F5 n6 q2 WGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: o6 A% q4 n& m# H7 Y6 {3 g; GCondi: Kofi. ( O, {3 m( @! W; ?
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. / w* N' H0 b: ~8 J3 _0 s( F/ X
(Condi picks up the phone.) ; M3 ?) A' u, {$ h' O
Condi: Rice, here. , H, m6 n2 l% {9 F! R5 c7 B {7 z
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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