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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 8 X1 J& _" [, |+ W
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 5 O' s4 C0 V# b8 m" z% `$ a% s
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ?! {! _* ?+ \$ L' [& Y8 z
8 M( W3 z# i! g( m2 x0 L6 @( pIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 4 h( G6 D+ d" ^1 C
3 A' r6 }* f7 ?4 K0 ^5 s' C# a$ iOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. ) U p0 S' q0 l; j6 g: h! Q
! b# f2 J: b# E% ?2 G" w+ OA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. N* s5 s0 e& O& L1 c8 q
. x& S, ~$ K5 k5 \# ?Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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