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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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+ }) ^& L( `, q# a2 J; ? L9 X7 c0 uWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. / a8 p. j' o V
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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6 y, M0 f( K; o+ B4 o' }When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 3 F1 D7 E% v/ f' E) _" B
2 ]: n0 S- [, P$ s c4 ?8 yIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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5 A R# j1 }# C( U9 J: LOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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3 u/ b8 | M: u( nMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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