 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 Wisdom from Grandpa... / h4 O) n! |2 ^/ @3 L8 G
% q8 W2 i8 Z8 ]1 D9 M+ z
% m& m9 J- L9 S, M
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
8 ~" B+ T& ~9 V$ d7 H. M: ~( `; j |9 y5 U* x5 W0 g& q' `$ ^/ L- T. t) A
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 6 J ~( v: P: i% F* Y0 b- f; O% Z0 P
5 F! k: _+ a7 |
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
! @ I& D# Q8 Y3 ^2 t' G; W
5 ^& R2 G/ P h: IWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
; h( G/ R7 A% F. \2 e& d
0 {; A/ c- y2 i, d0 q* tIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. & Q; s7 e6 I$ t, N' i3 B
, w* O; s1 \9 g& x# t* z1 fOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
) O# E" W3 i( p7 M6 L6 M& F Y/ @% U) R2 S" ^
A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
+ l% T) s8 L7 }# `8 _2 |, e
. F0 D( ?) j$ d! A* DMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
|