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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ) k4 Q2 K d1 j0 a
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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& f* v) [8 {$ ]+ [2 QWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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. v+ `/ |2 f' r5 n. x# JIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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1 `/ l6 ^! |6 y. H( GOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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! y" v3 G; h" o# _! I: @1 A. \# ^Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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