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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. , Q0 ]9 u8 H9 W( n
( g, o: [' d7 l6 z6 b) k5 ZTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " S/ D2 G/ m6 P+ ]
" Q' a. v9 D+ w5 B7 M, x S* yToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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% z6 v" n3 u4 f( \When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ; W& b" J! e& B$ ~
6 h& o' Y$ M/ @: E1 }) w6 eIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 5 ~6 j" x! b+ a3 K9 {, Y
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 1 w1 P K" M* ]( `
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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