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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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. D( K# }$ N& f/ z% CWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. . e$ |' i. Y7 U. a
# }- n9 b5 h) {, a) g3 p. D% CTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 6 D: j, |6 T `* \
0 Z' C) }2 F- l; L8 y, }1 I3 Y5 {Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. + i, ]+ \9 j- P/ h% d
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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. q) q0 B8 P% LIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 1 a) E: o+ y4 W
3 r/ X7 p; A4 g( R& J2 P$ K7 R& }A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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