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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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9 E6 ]( B c) g; k. i, L% BWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 5 N! p! t& r- b0 [& a. l; e+ I6 O
. [3 r; x- J! H; C) [4 E1 M- [3 jTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. Q9 R: N2 ^, P
7 c+ ? m6 A- x: PToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. % k, Q( e- P3 f E# I
4 F6 g$ U+ y2 f" I- {When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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$ _ \0 y* T, l5 o4 B! r6 fIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. " [3 f6 ?( M, E+ b
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. / t9 o, F) F. I: P- A2 }. \
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. # U+ Y# B* x% v# U% m, ]$ O' {
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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