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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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+ t+ s+ z0 P: k) X2 X$ ^( ETrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 6 F* F5 i# c$ X* S" O7 e
2 S- Z# ^ e7 f% b1 e; mWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 6 X5 t# J# g$ ]3 [3 @8 A" i
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 0 D( J0 b" E; u& r" Y+ Q" m
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. ' Z# e# V; W) b( Y0 b0 l' G+ ~
9 _/ t. Y. a, Y. g4 L" RMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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