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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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$ r7 i& T: B8 @% v$ Y, f7 J% vQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: G \8 _- z# z4 H
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
& Y" v2 \6 D; ?( {6 vA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.7 a3 t6 A- X3 A( j
% F/ x! b+ Y: F0 B' v& R5 y* r) \/ ZQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?( G9 a8 K5 t; G+ W3 w
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
+ p- M9 g* i: ~6 Z; S& j; rA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.5 ^/ q3 h1 [$ K: l4 G
[9 c& N" K4 N( V4 |; R4 [Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ [5 @ s) n" I/ \* QA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?) ~' Q" Y/ x" c; N" ~; Y$ n) s% x
A: Their foreheads.
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4 T$ g9 J7 l$ lQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
, M0 X' ^# I! D9 hA: "I remember these." |
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