Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
( i* E! X3 _/ eA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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- t# Q( i4 D: F  ]+ b# S; f; mQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
! w# V4 c) e1 a! W+ zA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
% u0 H% ~3 ~1 p1 n7 m: I  RA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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9 ]% A; V6 z  i2 c6 RQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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5 F/ D8 e- p$ jQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
4 l3 B0 v& ^/ \A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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