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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
9 v8 `$ H; ]7 J) z- AA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
7 {8 l; f. {2 J. A When you are done you will have a place to live.
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* n+ _& B! P3 k# B# w2 f* ?Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
" ?0 p `, ]& CA: Tell him you're pregnant.! F' P0 X7 k1 L
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
# G/ q& q R- ?* S/ |A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
5 I8 h( C* R9 U9 L( rA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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, I4 m/ W @! Q: T$ _: f( IQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?5 d6 l7 D* @) u
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? u$ E; t6 I# j8 J! e
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.- v1 o6 F" }- Z* g7 p) Y
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
0 H' V! |+ j3 y" U; l0 E& pA: Their foreheads.4 v4 w3 v6 T" h1 R2 G$ S/ k
1 v5 Q! `: v" |0 vQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 \) d+ p$ z- Q; d1 ^A: "I remember these." |
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