Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
3 a% ]3 m& G. f# ]8 s% }1 t0 o9 n8 D6 cA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
( k/ t! U8 O& l# i% d1 b/ _2 z     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; r: t  ^' q3 q( q5 v: P, A9 PA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
  W  a/ h' J0 N, f3 |5 C6 sA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

1 h; ^( q  V# \% v4 r$ \8 [0 EQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
8 B* h( B, K$ Q: [3 oA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

! J2 L/ J8 d$ f1 Y$ iQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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