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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
, h6 D7 }7 J/ d6 ~( _A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
w; J( e# V$ M1 o When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?/ B' \5 q6 h) }( _: _
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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3 z) T5 Q" w( v' {Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
Z+ ~6 v, x; }A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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! }" p8 a9 @2 Z( n4 p0 H& G3 XQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?5 O% n& h. O" [7 S8 X
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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, u4 {! M( ~9 J2 g4 j6 g( rQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?1 j9 a1 S% P2 i! \
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
+ h: c$ W6 ]4 y6 m% [* w/ B& rA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.4 A9 G% B3 f1 x4 ^- ]- Q; |# H! n
0 u4 c7 J6 Z2 H; kQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?. i- k3 a4 O/ u$ H& K8 f& Q5 K
A: Their foreheads.
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' V% ?/ `7 M ZQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
" E1 ^. m# }! k$ g+ k5 Y( ?+ U7 |A: "I remember these." |
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