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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
3 D5 N4 l/ d8 [# y4 LA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.0 j' ^* Z4 C" g/ S
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?5 I% |4 [! ]# O( c) i& k, d+ y
A: Tell him you're pregnant.9 m3 T' B) V: L3 O2 ~# r3 v/ E7 |2 }
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
$ P6 `- ^# k" _; z6 jA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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- W4 K+ N& F; m+ V6 IQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?. Q: u0 r& e: I& |
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.9 [) V$ J% ^/ R9 L
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?7 p8 R; D* I7 W& E4 [# J7 z
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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( x6 q5 U0 |& j+ @: hQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
- b, V4 f' C! b& E3 TA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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]. `, ?4 L& k( y* WQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
* J+ S. T$ r' S% B/ C) e3 J' gA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
. [4 z X" l/ R- F Z6 q; c* yA: "I remember these." |
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