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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?) V. e0 h* r! d, w. w$ R e
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
1 U& n3 U) [( |9 j6 k When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?" \7 J) U# J9 Q! t9 l6 j
A: Tell him you're pregnant.3 B' y: X9 N6 }$ a
3 @" L) I0 E. c% r- n+ ?6 ?Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?2 \' J# `2 W4 _# x- W
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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1 ?/ r: K" G) }# {; {+ K" hQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
1 N8 T2 h. G& S2 a8 EA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?+ `2 T( W$ o e' S$ c
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' d* c5 D0 G& Q$ p
) L8 i4 U& k/ r- UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
) T0 @) Z$ F& oA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?2 A* k: E9 ^/ Q
A: Their foreheads.3 d, c1 G# f' F, ^
1 r M1 ` w- u! |Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
/ r: v( ?$ f5 i7 wA: "I remember these." |
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