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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?4 j2 k' D, g1 e* n. l$ W1 \1 D
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.1 K3 s0 r, ?+ w" I& X
When you are done you will have a place to live.2 ~9 J7 T7 R/ e! W, e8 n; s
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
) z% o# p U7 s$ Z9 U2 CA: Tell him you're pregnant./ D: a2 o+ `/ K% v, C
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?6 u0 \' ?6 S' l' F
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.2 D4 \% I3 T& {
7 w& d& g# C9 r5 K# w* ?Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?3 @. V- Z' D4 b* `) ^4 D, l
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.7 M" n3 }, {" g
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
5 f W$ Q! L T$ |A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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8 `/ p! P; Z1 ?5 ^$ mQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
$ L, n4 r- R4 `A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.6 v, L! w8 N$ T- |7 L7 y. t
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
& ]$ X) U! m' P/ ~$ EA: Their foreheads.5 x0 e# V4 m+ V6 T. `0 a m
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?2 z* f0 R# G2 m& _0 j
A: "I remember these." |
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