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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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$ c4 l' h: T( l% ^(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3 G- a$ C" f L8 o1 l1 j1 ]
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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; m/ N" D O) }7 r0 X(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! % Z# D' U. l- \+ f; v& B0 z
2 G% ]! @6 v* o(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)1 P# H) R' p# i9 n* W
' q0 n; b" d4 x* P7 X D/ x(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 6 K; T& u" l! }
1 n+ M% k' F) w# n) y/ u# c/ d(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').. Y- ?4 f0 b0 y+ a* Z) n- x
; s, p3 o8 Y+ O1 K9 ]. q5 g(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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