埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4218|回复: 2

Nine words women use

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-10 04:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up." e8 R1 z" K7 e% {4 F+ B7 _9 t( D
. N2 w- L. g4 p3 l8 I1 x
(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
" Z* [  e2 b) d! `
  E+ z) E7 T) a0 n7 q2 B* \. z(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   ! A5 K# I6 C0 `: T
4 d- }) @1 f6 \# Q; u8 C
(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!    - v, l- H; v( a: p# z* V

' q2 C5 p' D7 a4 c(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
' P3 Y* N4 J8 C& b  q0 d* F) j% {+ B
(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  3 B4 A7 a; W: ~- X2 n+ L: D
" @7 d3 G# I- Z+ M" C1 ?% G+ ?
(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
! S- l$ }* h- t" Z4 \" @0 m: ~1 V6 v/ e: n2 w( v: I
(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
0 h' Q! a+ }/ }, e
6 |3 l& }' o: e! n# y# [(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-6-15 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-14 23:06 , Processed in 0.087724 second(s), 12 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表