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Nine words women use

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发表于 2008-6-10 04:42 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.% X" V/ t* j3 v. }# A4 c# q

; g1 G& n8 x1 d  R* o( n(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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. p2 F8 P. a3 K% f+ N(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   # W% q6 [" g2 w) a

. `4 k; L3 t- H+ u2 v! `( Z(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
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(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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6 [* U5 ?( m$ @5 g4 s- I(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  / S- A3 b+ [# f3 v' H

. m7 A3 ]5 |% z% i, U. T% K$ ~(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').3 Y; b# z) F: q5 ], F' e
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(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!7 g7 F' U$ Q) U! R$ y# g8 {

6 n0 a/ z. a1 V; {2 h6 L; e$ L(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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