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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house./ h* }3 G& a7 P3 K3 N
/ h0 N( ?& f. F0 }; S9 F(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. / d+ W6 l4 b8 s) t
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(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 3 |8 z$ {7 k/ y a5 V& l
+ k* q7 H/ A6 j( w& s' f) y7 {! \(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)4 H' E; ^! t" b$ K
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. ( K* U, V( f8 R0 y, k* R
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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( B2 Y J, Q1 J* i |" N$ N0 F(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!6 ~+ U C/ X; ]# }, x5 g' L
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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