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Bad Relationship
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2 r! R- C' _7 s9 _$ LTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”3 R( P# @1 e0 \! K2 J0 @
7 G! k1 a( S4 J; [, aAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”5 ~; `7 Q; F+ z! h
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today% Q8 z8 `0 ]8 K( g1 z/ h$ X# s, t
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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