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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. # v; m( H, r' E* p9 p
" _7 I' d: j) r |Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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( J' J) {: h$ ?9 w6 @- L; rAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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6 w: N7 T8 t" X7 z h& H”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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4 B7 r; Y% M" V' q( G/ bThe scale says: Sorry, no change today% Y& {$ j- L0 @
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