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Bad Relationship
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% p6 E3 K; z8 W" J8 b/ Q. i/ \9 ZTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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" ~" C- \4 V7 P* j3 a0 hJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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3 ` ]3 p8 V1 uAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today! s) ]4 s8 \* Y6 V; @. }9 u* A
?3 u" D! \+ T% C9 i. O1 w[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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