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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. & n* v6 p6 U J8 V
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”0 ]$ ^9 `$ X8 N, ?5 w8 _
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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% N4 Z0 F' p( ^# ^& X) f) i5 K”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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( k' ^; y& a8 ~8 SThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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