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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”8 }; Z; G/ G& @' c c9 \
+ i! a" ?* G8 i- n7 P”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”% w/ B r% U# @8 r$ H; F
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( c+ a0 B4 K: P3 X& p% \The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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