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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. * W* p2 Q+ P: ]& j. b1 @) I
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( r$ u! k5 r! R1 @. f7 E" Z( @$ _- IAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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