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Bad Relationship
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$ P( X+ D8 o3 R) d1 wTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 6 t, G/ a8 y: D4 q$ V" \; A4 c6 `
" d8 f6 {1 R: @1 c0 TJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”# B4 }0 q7 J ~' r
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”5 r6 U8 A5 E, c) r& B# K
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. [: B* J' ?+ }6 d& }. |/ fThe scale says: Sorry, no change today7 h8 T9 @2 ], v- K2 ]
8 G& l9 M4 W/ S5 g. p0 F% z[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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