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, @, O# P& k' D1 S% NTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ' L2 V9 Q4 [1 v1 n
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”8 ~) c. G3 { Q4 d! u1 j, Y ~" |4 i
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”' [# J- p( b( T1 [% Y0 a# u1 z
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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! W! w' R& }: B E1 _1 |, V. u[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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