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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. ' s. I; p8 X) z, z+ z% u0 d+ V e
" m4 V( U! a- N% d6 ?6 r. VJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”6 F. S) ?$ Y6 x: {$ N* }8 V& `
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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; O! @1 ?, U" Q6 J9 n2 \”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”8 F3 E& c8 `: w5 s8 b& H
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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