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0 u. i2 ^8 V1 X' hTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 2 I3 F, ?1 |5 z Q x
4 C' H, v+ j a5 KJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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8 |* F! A- ? D1 `3 E$ t% A! Q) BAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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( n/ N; C0 @( R: m) {, Y”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”6 j" M" K |3 Z# Y- W9 Q
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9 r$ \- J4 P( m5 ~5 NThe scale says: Sorry, no change today8 J0 X0 u% z% M5 y, S- v9 F1 B
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