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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? [6 i, X) o4 q) I% f, V- [
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? : u0 m: C: U/ @
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.- K: ~; j5 C4 V& V4 D* _
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7 E; Z! ~8 a1 sTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'( l2 d9 E, e1 k) p: J1 e Z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' k8 j* R' |) x: xDONALD: H I J K L M N O.% e4 d3 G8 v/ b' M [
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
% Q. O, a* h$ D1 W0 m4 A0 nDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.& q6 p1 f. w( O' e3 B6 s! G1 I
WINNIE: Me!
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& s7 Y( c$ v) U% x* oTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: o! G" z1 J" g& {
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 W+ k1 Z6 _& x% s
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/ U6 ~4 _+ z9 A2 N! BTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( f8 q" @3 B/ ZMILLIE: I is..
1 \5 A; c- F2 \3 LTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- M( K4 ^ t! _5 ?- D* o# MMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' K0 W3 K& p* Q4 V4 b
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8 N. G% K% m" X* XTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" W9 v: y7 v+ u) P3 C, n+ eLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?5 t7 P2 A: n/ e" E6 {+ B& \- U
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- k4 K8 y* S5 S1 F% e
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% |. A2 U) D- x ?HAROLD: A teacher
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