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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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; {& a/ k( q3 D S7 S9 ]+ f x+ oTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? , N$ Y1 |1 }0 Y! n( o# L
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.* N1 V3 ]1 ~7 A/ B& O9 J U
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'0 B! J/ ~! \) `- T3 b# m3 y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
! L- O2 T) |9 |8 x( WTEACHER: No, that's wrong7 a h4 w, F: R$ |4 I
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: J% l+ Q/ m+ P4 M u2 p
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.! l+ T" b( o/ i7 X
TEACHER: What are you talking about?- @( ]" e3 z$ d) `: [
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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' ^8 V! B& S; N3 gTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?; h9 B! h! q2 A' h8 t
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( L5 P: R9 M$ s9 JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- d9 c4 {4 W0 e: }/ W; L5 D
MILLIE: I is..
% e- e7 \/ V4 o( @" [3 gTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'& c/ P/ k" f! M5 T5 j4 \
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 P1 d W1 r3 h3 E
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9 A* n% F# I& Q5 zTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, G! ] V0 n& D. s- |5 RLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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9 `& @1 M! D' e* R. ETEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
w' R) t: K" [9 YSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? }) z. Q: q. [$ R
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' n3 d+ E1 S5 M9 w6 z
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! s. o- I, _2 y1 h0 `TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?; W2 Y0 [, j$ X5 o
HAROLD: A teacher ' z7 F4 e1 T9 _ F2 J/ b
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