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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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, w) F, d$ q% R- ]$ hTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 9 [8 z( B$ R) D: O# m/ U3 R; C
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.0 r' ]% u" A& ?9 \* \
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3 v8 h5 k3 Y% aTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 H! w- S* Q) R. e4 u9 W! dGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% S& E! n! T9 x6 r( n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
& O0 r# P9 ^% O/ {0 b4 k% TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.! i& n0 w* {# C: W) O/ h) S' v
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) h" s/ p0 ?- R$ t/ Y4 g' tDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- P# f. E* l2 _0 ]$ ITEACHER: What are you talking about?
: S2 j. I# r; tDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 l( p% M9 f5 r' ?" I( FWINNIE: Me!9 ^# K, s$ V1 l
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& }0 p8 ]7 K$ k( F$ \' E4 r; cTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# U( V- H* R2 | }GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- C" }5 R* B* K+ b% X
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. @) f1 J+ Q% I: @' G9 ?! n/ o/ A
MILLIE: I is..
, W$ P2 `9 M: H/ P" h. G/ `+ X- T% rTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'# E( T2 a, k3 G/ F
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 ~2 j. O( X& j$ s) d+ w% T1 @7 k3 ALOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 L6 y3 ]8 ^' r
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?* |5 q) q0 t! M* z/ D
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.3 P9 b( G) C/ U3 o1 A. C
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/ [7 i5 b' s( m7 xTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ `/ N Z# m- t! [CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.1 V% j8 s7 w# E8 [* H; x
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5 \ E* A' G; A( t' a$ mTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 R+ T: a3 S% ~* THAROLD: A teacher . d2 c6 s2 L) E. B4 [2 d
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