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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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' r O9 @' U( S( STEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?) w* U6 @7 r5 X& Q9 v
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? / R1 Z1 _' O& M" c+ V
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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% d5 x" F6 T p& i7 BTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! a, M$ x! h5 L2 {6 r k, RGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
& Z( x8 I& d# F! w) JTEACHER: No, that's wrong: Z8 C* \; e/ `; W0 E5 w$ v
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.. V2 g" _3 P; R/ b" r" r
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# V! @7 n* G( _' c2 M$ J
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.+ Y/ b3 c- L" d. F* G. c$ U: b& k: E
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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0 b; U$ \ M" k% J6 ETEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?$ Z$ O4 @) a9 w- n$ E
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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% v+ c9 v8 ~, ITEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 n4 v$ D& h+ @: {MILLIE: I is... p1 Y( U9 X$ o# D/ N: E6 f% @
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( v2 ]# Z7 X* d6 o- h+ F3 C0 ]MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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( P+ O1 W# `8 L' G+ S- XTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# T4 W9 r( U& g" T, {% \
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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" o2 w' |+ W3 U. E! aTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 ?1 P" H- |! D& z s4 h' F6 Q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 i7 l: P1 y* L9 dTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?2 f" c; y( l/ |+ b
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?* _# M* F P3 h! H' u
HAROLD: A teacher 3 q1 z; Q. Z9 L/ _' \. p" m3 v# o
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