Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
* m' S7 n$ g" r) G+ N9 e, `MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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7 E; Z! ~8 a1 sTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) o% z$ D! r6 o. ~1 L* [TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' k8 j* R' |) x: xDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
% Q. O, a* h$ D1 W0 m4 A0 nDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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& s7 Y( c$ v) U% x* oTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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/ U6 ~4 _+ z9 A2 N! BTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( f8 q" @3 B/ ZMILLIE:          I is..
1 \5 A; c- F2 \3 LTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
- M( K4 ^  t! _5 ?- D* o# MMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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8 N. G% K% m" X* XTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
" W9 v: y7 v+ u) P3 C, n+ eLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
% |. A2 U) D- x  ?HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)