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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .0 |: p2 C, ` V! J
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ! Z- w! ~+ p+ l5 x) k
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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/ t9 ?! n T' U/ YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') q! { A7 r5 \7 `; d+ L' u5 L O
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'7 ?! h' \0 d: e
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' W% N0 ^) e% y( i' W0 d% zGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?1 Q3 v* v+ d) f, Z
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O./ ^& x, _1 b$ w6 U( W# }4 ~3 F
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
+ _; h u4 s4 ?WINNIE: Me!; g7 z- L. V- j
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
1 [3 H+ B" a2 i1 \) N4 RGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 R3 E" C' `/ T( m l1 C3 q# _4 rTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'3 i& p) Z& A* I
MILLIE: I is..
; I% } g; d: @TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
6 b& g, l$ L Z& u# O1 CMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' % r9 T) T2 ]$ H3 o: f! O4 ~! O
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: `* ?% M" h0 X& s" i
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. : z& e& J; h) G
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7 Y& `0 C- m- N" H! _4 D, `' ATEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 e: a3 z C- | Z' I2 YSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
' z" p8 I& `" ~' }% V! F9 d+ rCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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/ D/ R" p, ~' G( GTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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