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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
/ `6 m* d/ d' }& u0 l4 `/ HMARIA: Here it is.9 o) ]3 V4 p7 j4 d& B
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?' V( W: }+ D- U+ w( I
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% c7 t6 N" m% T* mJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.% e7 h U( S4 H( p: @8 c' B7 u
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/ h0 x D& r9 FTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
) L1 z- r) A% Y w, L( V' u; DGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'2 g, [: Y8 Z- J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
/ Z" @' K+ q5 z5 W3 a* TGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.+ z- H; \3 B7 }, m
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( a- E/ \ q: f9 r c. KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.6 A5 L9 @1 [+ s1 \" M8 e; d
TEACHER: What are you talking about?4 G# M* h( {5 h' C7 t4 M
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.1 {( p$ ~( h0 k& ^7 q( o+ n1 u
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9 q/ A2 C- W: O7 v- ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
h+ \, V! g+ a& S! c( sWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
@- I9 d5 g* A8 i! y5 w3 H3 n HGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.$ X* x" c( Z1 F4 [! o; `+ X
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'7 N& w5 ]. e6 e$ ~' {9 k- O' `
MILLIE: I is..% v8 L9 h2 }* ?) X! r/ G) ?0 O
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% B' Y: D$ \* f5 }1 L5 Z3 H; W
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# S$ B4 v1 t/ S9 n
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. & u# a, z) |" q5 P
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' v j- { }0 ]7 ATEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( @' D; [3 X2 S. m3 b* w ~
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.+ K) a4 `' `4 L
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
+ {% [$ P* @; {2 h" dCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.& T' ?5 C# J/ F6 `9 b$ h ^5 q9 j
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
h. Z8 n9 [ I4 [( L; lHAROLD: A teacher
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