Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
. ]0 @: K" I8 e' e( cMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
6 G7 P/ m3 Y9 o' W+ ICLASS:        Maria.
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, w) F, d$ q% R- ]$ hTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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3 v8 h5 k3 Y% aTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 H! w- S* Q) R. e4 u9 W! dGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
& O0 r# P9 ^% O/ {0 b4 k% TGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) h" s/ p0 ?- R$ t/ Y4 g' tDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
- P# f. E* l2 _0 ]$ ITEACHER:  What are you talking about?
: S2 j. I# r; tDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 l( p% M9 f5 r' ?" I( FWINNIE:     Me!
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& }0 p8 ]7 K$ k( F$ \' E4 r; cTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# U( V- H* R2 |  }GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
, W$ P2 `9 M: H/ P" h. G/ `+ X- T% rTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 ~2 j. O( X& j$ s) d+ w% T1 @7 k3 ALOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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/ [7 i5 b' s( m7 xTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ `/ N  Z# m- t! [CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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5 \  E* A' G; A( t' a$ mTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 R+ T: a3 S% ~* THAROLD:       A teacher

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)