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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .8 R# b9 N `/ F1 v7 Q1 T) u
MARIA: Here it is.) P' ~& p7 o. O% k3 b
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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* O' e; G9 C9 n) X" HTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ U8 V1 x/ ^; K2 S: g" Q6 JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 y: ?4 |7 g8 k( G; dTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'9 G( N8 n! B3 f# f+ C$ B" b7 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'% x9 m( w1 A3 o+ y( ^: i+ g- n- m, V
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& _" ^( ]6 R3 I3 A3 g
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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/ l* s8 n; l& J8 R6 \4 ^TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
& }2 L) _, _" y6 M2 VDONALD: H I J K L M N O./ q: W' S# \" X8 v$ s
TEACHER: What are you talking about?: s1 [! K5 t7 G6 t/ m C
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.$ S8 F0 P; j! V+ f) [+ V
WINNIE: Me!2 B! z8 z8 g- C1 N) Y3 I: q
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?0 v5 G; t7 e7 B/ ]# R2 ]
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- ^1 J& \7 w+ v7 p( O, F$ D
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q3 r8 F9 J3 k/ u2 cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'/ L( |, Q( d* K6 u2 S ^& i; X- `
MILLIE: I is..# \/ P% N6 N# E" v$ `& L
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'( s1 o5 @, k! p5 G
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, ?2 F/ S0 r6 ^& ~- o! fLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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1 b4 P3 o2 A f/ ZTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?4 ~/ \9 x3 a% B% K$ f1 r
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.8 w: z3 z6 T5 @1 Q/ w* f' D
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2 d, P: G7 R: j3 d. `8 OTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
* \9 O- _% U4 w* c. DCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: p( d7 R2 u, u/ E- j, `( ~
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8 F8 ]( E. h# b! ~# t2 H* oTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?. }% o& b* g' J
HAROLD: A teacher
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