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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .6 [" ?8 a+ y j4 g0 j1 u3 v
MARIA: Here it is.
5 L( z# _; l. ]* WTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?/ o) V5 j" |- ^) o4 ?; X( y0 q
CLASS: Maria.
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M$ B7 C" i/ J$ RTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 \* b4 L* h3 H. [; p2 z
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
- L- c; \! \& M' e9 J+ zGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 q5 \' F% Z& ^2 ?! o* PTEACHER: No, that's wrong+ Z9 X7 m& Q* u8 Q p( C P
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?: _; t7 d1 c5 ^; Y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
$ m3 Y+ u' k( E3 v% \* ZTEACHER: What are you talking about?
4 C& \* o9 l: ~# K4 KDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) W! X8 u; }7 x4 i# ~TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& B. P/ K& h$ B0 l% ?WINNIE: Me!0 i( P9 l. W, i. Q2 u6 u3 T
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\/ |, O7 X- R9 D5 yTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?1 ?* e8 h! \. o2 V2 c2 o
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'6 H+ G& e6 @; L0 C+ o0 ?
MILLIE: I is..
3 w# ?5 L' E4 A+ e- D8 W, cTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
" [8 o2 L& p1 DMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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9 L3 ~6 m& w! I7 w% D. yTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
$ s5 D# E" i% e- L, E+ t* T" d* L% `LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. . @, [) T3 X. x( w
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
1 f8 y' ?$ ?2 N4 P3 \; k; F8 C2 ?; H4 _SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?+ R+ a* g3 X: P
HAROLD: A teacher ( X. z: W6 k9 m$ o0 u3 |) ]
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