Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
0 l2 V% r: a0 {/ X' S$ ~. V$ X; kMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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$ d9 g6 b8 `& ~5 y8 RTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! g2 b" @  @0 ~TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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! `3 L/ @8 p9 N3 N9 V2 \TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! B- J8 V# F0 p9 l+ w; WMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 N" _/ M- C% Y! w6 f8 LLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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1 I* p. z* W$ t2 s7 K2 t7 NTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
: B& K0 A1 [  T. Z* l; lSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ a$ u7 D7 b# {TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
: D: s! a7 Q" y5 E' n7 K/ W  PCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)