Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 r( s( @7 T- J; M9 sJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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( d* L0 y$ h) U% j3 L0 VTEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" U( I3 h" c1 ]: l# FTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
* B5 _# O% J; R5 Y/ XGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
$ g3 @0 u1 g$ k8 n2 FTEACHER:  What are you talking about?
  K& ?4 C! j& k* gDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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* w$ r. _& ~: ?TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
! p# O0 x* n% Q% `2 z! C+ ?WINNIE:     Me!
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/ V5 j5 D) t" @# wTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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. Z4 b% P% P1 A0 B7 N* gTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
% N: y; i, j5 a1 k6 q( [TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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  K5 B+ a4 H  H, X7 vTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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: M- p, X' G) w% H8 Q, A5 jTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* Z8 D* t; `$ }0 xTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

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Dumber

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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)