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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
: ^/ `6 M( p8 Y' D+ i/ I+ l* x"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."1 H! S1 t; Y0 ?: q9 `; I8 R% b0 {
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
$ M( b! G+ I- C$ u& r* o2 v$ DThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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