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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.- U0 {! D# e# U- `* e+ _4 z; ]
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
0 a- E6 U8 J4 G0 O4 sThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father.": ], t4 R) w# H6 H, q
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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