World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
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I make celebrities look stupid
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) R5 @$ A5 ]7 B3 B# H$ hI turn pancakes brown
; k* B5 J0 o; Z# uand make your champane bubble.
4 h8 _0 }& S6 `5 e1 mIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
4 R" P- u4 H0 A1 GIf you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:
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97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.