World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
- o" {# R! A, P, E$ c7 _7 TI make guys have to pee
: B; _+ X& u5 ^9 e/ C5 J5 Z# gand girls comb their hair.
3 g) H" o4 p+ ?% {. u4 YI make celebrities look stupid
; L+ u. D& ]  `6 R- aand normal people look like celebrities.
. U  y' \& X( G8 I$ V; S2 uI turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
/ g: o% K: X4 E$ VCan you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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So judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.