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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
, r5 S( p0 L+ M4 vAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'2 @' z* [. B2 _2 a8 q0 M
( k5 C$ K2 _- S- ?5 B5 Y1 |The Cowboy says: 2 \+ `( l% x5 `; v: p# n& u
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did./ k* u* C" J8 e2 J: p1 z7 k
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
1 {* H& r" H: A1 |$ t3 {* t9 {& e2 cThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 U& A* R* w, {" N# p2 g+ u
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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