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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.# s n% m; s8 h- L
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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$ O$ x3 S) \- U- M: y, h! `The Cowboy says: # }: R7 _* p8 q. t1 W" ]
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.& Y. {; Q/ T* b( }2 b1 p$ e
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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( f& H. K- k& b4 z# ^, n, TThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.$ W, o% e! k8 S" l
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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