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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure., f9 Q) b, o6 A# D. H3 Z( b
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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8 E/ R0 X, h8 kThe Cowboy says: 8 u: \( R3 d) e& Q
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.4 M0 T( S! V! c5 @
5 _- R- v) g- k- i# B2 x! IWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did. Z6 U: r8 c' L
1 m4 G4 C, h. U; q" mThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.- y9 a- M3 O# d. T4 I9 t% s4 g% w0 t# p
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did./ @2 o/ S/ S3 p+ n4 ^9 j
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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0 N. q/ S0 n7 u1 qSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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