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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.. x+ g& W3 H6 x8 _+ \1 V
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
! e2 W4 I4 ?* E+ ^'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. L! L3 g! B1 ] j" _+ i
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
8 y; ~6 U0 {. G/ rThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 a& Y" M8 L$ Y; }# `+ w6 Z
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; l& F! B% P( k9 U9 Y I& p
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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