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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
7 l) i2 P A( B) j5 y& `& i, } QAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
. p+ f) m) v3 ~5 F) i! V/ l- ?'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.1 `7 B" t: e' O
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; a6 s, P8 E/ G' `3 @, BThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'# y$ r7 e8 ]+ \* E/ F5 r) b6 \( u
3 w: [8 ]6 g" u$ E. r. l* LSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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