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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
/ x$ x. n( J2 v% R" d$ u, y9 q: i1 `/ @As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'7 H4 c6 [! e/ t
3 h( Q/ b8 j( s# e6 Z! n5 aThe Cowboy says: ) o# A- T( n4 M [5 w
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 M* S$ N% t% l$ D+ e! E
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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. u3 j0 G! Y$ ?: ?& }. J: |Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did." {' V* ^. P1 H9 [$ t/ U
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did. a/ R& {; Y7 h8 s% ?; M
: P: Y. ^" x* [: J& u5 |# |% J4 ~Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 @- x: o0 ?0 I" Y
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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发表于 2008-5-24 05:51
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