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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. K3 Q- B- T, Q" J v) D6 j6 Q- G
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
, D& o$ w' Z P/ L$ i+ ]6 E'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.6 X* I* X9 d( B! s
+ Y7 m e3 G) j9 c. \! Q7 qWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.$ s0 t% `* m% c
1 e+ P2 X; {- F2 ~+ h; WThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.4 a' g. d; V8 z6 a {4 |/ L
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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8 d6 `0 w: p, g# W. dSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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