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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: ) U4 G* K# l" O& b1 ^1 S# @0 a
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.# E. j, @ w# T) r6 N$ X+ A
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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I. M6 ]) F: Z# O5 V! c. x/ nThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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- E' g9 v; M1 Z" C' t. p& D/ fSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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