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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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7 D: d6 U) F+ T5 V/ OThe Cowboy says:
( }3 z5 O/ K3 Y! @2 m'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.5 H) {5 b* X' t9 c
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.1 r9 ]+ J9 Q1 l8 e- m9 M
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'1 A2 |9 n- ^# z" h3 f3 c" d
( ^. x' ~$ I8 u! N LSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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