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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
$ b$ g7 @0 w$ C# x: M; a4 U4 aAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'& E5 P# S' v Y$ ~; R5 }
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The Cowboy says: 9 x1 ` o& z7 \ i3 e0 w
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did./ |9 M* p+ I* q. A
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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) Y: C- u- u% ~* w& s5 F! j" TThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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! @& u' l0 y/ k; P6 p$ ~6 mSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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