An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra " J s4 \5 f9 O O( E' l/ F2 ?( [, b/ P'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' : u7 x5 p9 F% P! F, g3 v + M' v- x8 f4 T7 A; X8 y& ?% v'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' - ], r- R/ M4 `. A* F8 @1 k6 t$ k# i
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '5 O) i% B2 N; u2 ]; Z
2 a! c) A* V: o6 V4 ~' {' J5 O* R! O'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. % l& L0 S7 H# r3 s1 g o
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'