An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 q0 n6 v1 r$ a" u5 q % e" j6 {) c* k( R5 d'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ( f+ W; }4 E2 g8 T1 ~ ) E7 J' s, I- Y" ^. e5 }/ T
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' $ O9 X# z w/ l6 g1 ? W6 M0 n# \' H
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '9 W, I# \. P8 H* i/ [1 g
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. $ c) G, v! T" C( \2 W4 h9 \7 p
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'