BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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, e& B5 j1 t) w: A+ s3 r'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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/ Q2 w( n1 A5 lbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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9 v5 o6 }; r+ N- L0 e'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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9 z' G- T; D9 n) p8 |0 ~I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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