BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
   
; q$ Y2 F+ u5 }'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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: D; k7 ?6 _$ z3 ?* |  @4 E" Zbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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0 l3 Z. g1 `/ e  Y- s* i'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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3 l; H- O, L) i# G; `$ mI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

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