An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & R( Z/ o# U M# z* ` / n, i. l- y/ R* b1 W- ^* v'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' , U& G; V. V7 Q" \ 6 n# p( J( ^) T8 P4 d'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '2 J3 C$ l+ k# G" G B
3 f9 Q$ E: t+ |4 N1 U2 pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' , ~- X. q' T. x+ ?. T # B- f4 d; c+ a& @: a5 i'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 b8 O0 l4 |" k7 o: y0 |7 `% B* Y$ E7 a) N. A! c' a) K( z
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'