An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 2 P( c; U. H9 D2 X" V: b. D3 j4 Q
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'0 c o5 u$ f, T4 F
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 5 z9 G+ o1 s1 j, J5 f . s7 A+ t! e. @# g: S/ @& I" Obut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '& H6 g( m2 f+ z
# V* k& C4 k0 o) L, N'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ' s- `4 d3 S7 |3 u6 ]0 I+ T) [1 @
+ u. O# ]: N8 v- j f6 X- c( QI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'