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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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6 t2 u5 L5 J4 J8 w6 y2 L7 O. m'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '" Y3 u( i, t/ s6 L0 E
3 Z5 W6 t# `6 v3 I" Y8 C9 pbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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7 B# d9 z$ E* w; J'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 4 K, S8 k- w# Y [) |
+ M; N ]; R6 _, K( ~% \ \I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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