An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 4 B1 N$ j% e4 m9 H8 g
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'- r3 J1 S7 Y- @$ x3 [
6 }$ w9 u6 x" H'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '( f& c6 F( h/ F/ I
- S8 ~! K/ C4 r: o% Z/ zbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '! G5 j$ I' S+ E1 s
/ ?' y& c7 F! V& F7 F/ Q'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. - J; M. M2 q3 J# E2 D1 _! |8 j 6 Y! v, i. S! ]* r6 C" H# NI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'