The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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" E& ~. e# ^& o+ P. }The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

4 u  _% C' H6 w5 N/ b/ `' q" [0 |6 rThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

2 j$ @, a& k( j3 R4 h* m+ RWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

) D5 @2 q; L: F/ @, W4 cThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."

" ]' l/ k2 V. V  x- X$ y- K- u“Case Dismissed”

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