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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.& `9 Z% [) c# D- p( Z+ p' |
! g( B: h+ ?* h) p3 T" f3 xThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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6 x2 q4 [5 A1 D% O4 F2 A# ?) H% S- z1 bThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself., S: Q. K& o' b! I
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.2 v' R/ r+ _0 ?# O6 }
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."& r+ ]1 u4 y% U L
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“Case Dismissed” |
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