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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.: a" d6 G* x* p% S
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.# n; L" O" c# K" t! t4 Y# W
9 }: [) j4 L0 ]1 G# c$ `The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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4 T5 n5 K1 n& ]& b9 Y+ w6 |) @The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:" z& a: R+ h, l' ?
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.' V, A) _, x8 F7 N# M
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.9 o2 O3 \% D U) L6 [0 j+ U
' w( A1 y8 G9 l% j% U( [% kThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."- s6 K# G8 ^7 C
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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