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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. s/ y7 _; c2 a; @$ p1 }
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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; T ^7 t+ _* \% L# B; Z& IThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.0 P* ~% l9 Y/ T
: m* g) A; ~- P7 z dThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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& w0 [5 S' Z6 g* ]6 U8 rWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.1 J3 m6 N* _- }
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.! v+ H0 h9 `6 b; h! ~- H
3 m) ^5 X1 E- I- v* UThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.% T9 Y( w; P) S, L2 O
8 B0 ], P3 o h4 ]) SBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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