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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.; d$ c1 ]6 f: g
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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. L' w( u3 z' `% t ` `1 PThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. u9 H& G+ n- o$ `" S
+ R! Z; D4 r2 b3 LThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:: \, }4 H$ X& B& Y+ Z; O# w
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.1 ~: z9 s$ q7 |0 X9 d) ]
! h) Y! @( e" e" l9 kThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile." A9 j# G1 y$ y' E6 k6 S l
. T, b8 h+ i+ C$ ^7 TThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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* _, j# g/ K% v0 p; @( UBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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