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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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- v0 [$ j" f! M! ?0 X% YThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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3 ]9 Z& I, V$ e( y4 K+ MHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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' U3 q! m2 W/ e* N. L/ o. ~2 Ugo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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' M. U) J3 r. W( }That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
4 N1 p7 A: {1 L; Z) F9 ?: g3 Kden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
% }- N( U3 A  ]. i2 n( HThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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8 H% U) E+ [4 t2 p: s) iNo response.+ {0 [# ?9 W: I/ N6 L! Q2 R
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and/ a0 I: c& l5 M% D. B# o
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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% _8 @( o( C" D! CStill no response.7 ?8 H% `! D5 @/ o9 y
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.7 B- p7 r7 C# z3 ]

5 W1 U5 s9 e5 @9 P" t, Q7 OSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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+ v7 H/ y  Z- c+ p, f' j  ?So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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