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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
8 M* J8 \: x4 b" N( k$ a* _8 g+ N$ n0 l+ sshe might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called, P! I# o$ @9 r/ p& @5 l5 t
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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- y5 u% \* I0 q  `, l5 Y+ mHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
) r3 ~; o/ ]* o6 f% Dand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
1 f" z& @- l) [" ]0 g4 Jgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."* b' c+ ?3 b; p0 z# m! k) F
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the/ l2 y& @/ Q1 K3 w9 i. u
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
5 ~, {6 M+ J! MThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?") s6 G! c% ^+ I/ v& `2 G

+ P0 ~& x( p# H' R8 mNo response.
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! k; _. F# Y* a9 uSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
+ _+ _" |+ d4 \- j" F! i; ~+ lrepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.! J, v8 {$ J0 Z3 X4 R$ u8 T  G

3 K' _; ]) C6 S% w! TNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife( g6 I/ K: P. v
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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8 s$ z. a4 D0 Q2 P% sSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
5 b, J/ i6 c' p7 Y- z3 M. `( h6 r* Cfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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$ y8 |+ Q! i6 S* E# f  k3 s. D; `' QSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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