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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought  h" d' p7 q2 t& d
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called' I2 ~' @$ x( j1 A. w- R- v8 [
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could$ q7 ?! ^5 G( I# {4 ~9 ]2 P
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"9 D- K4 M* x( k
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No response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and  `  ?1 R7 r$ ?% Q
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"# i! h/ n! {  ?

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8 {  Y9 x+ Q4 @$ MNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife7 i" K5 N* Y5 Q5 ~
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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& ^5 R: E. y. d1 _# O9 I; p9 ZAgain he gets no response.
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! V( T5 x  l+ j/ s0 XSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's 3 c9 A1 u5 x: P1 @" f" A
for dinner?" Again there is no response.; I) Y3 G% P/ C2 n

' B  b" {3 p) e' M, Q  J/ uSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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3 _9 f# K, S# ?3 ?1 J(I just love this)
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$ z8 B5 l# M" r$ a; k: Z"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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