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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
2 y; ~6 t: Y1 lshe might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
/ E5 X0 y/ i8 c3 bthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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8 F6 K0 a7 [7 G* G8 }7 B$ kThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
, M9 I" {' d6 ]% D8 ~perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.; L/ Y0 ^8 Z9 c0 G( W
! o$ U7 {& O- ?' m- W+ y6 gHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,# q4 |! ?4 q1 j5 p
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
1 F6 _1 G/ ]" I4 y: H. ^4 _% qgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."# R$ |0 j' `- ^$ X9 \/ B# v+ I* @
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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% O) w# s6 \: a. aThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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' x. X& ^) a" Q9 {. QNo response.( A7 g. e# b$ Q- Z2 r7 a) `
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
$ Z- N& l+ Y& M9 `( r) p G' Y4 I# T3 Frepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"' Y& B2 o/ X8 O2 r5 B
& X1 L: \4 {2 W# g9 O0 C6 nStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
+ H8 F; |; w! X( G% Uand asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"- o( y' ^" r7 L4 ~" Z! {; w/ c
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Again he gets no response.
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) {; t0 ~3 ^% f* sSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
( c( t/ ?& g- I, |* p3 ~! |* Dfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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5 B- E3 T9 z' [$ Y0 V$ }So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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. K3 J; I/ E! v0 H _( H: ]# \9 p3 {/ h(I just love this)+ j% w% B8 B. @, j, O
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8 g- r' _" y7 y) w Q"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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