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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought! ~1 f1 i& c! u# J2 J4 r
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
$ r8 j1 T% j. M/ f" d2 d4 Mthe family doctor to discuss the problem.
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could! @. O2 e& I" m
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss./ n7 ^) I5 c- {9 Q6 W/ D- y' ~. L- l5 t
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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" [1 ?3 Z; O& ]# S/ Mgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."2 ]: E' j# }4 h. b& K2 T

% X, o  J" d. N; A1 j% B9 I* TThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
( \% n! j. E4 X2 ^, aden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.": O0 g5 }" W/ d4 \# o3 U
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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' k3 Y1 _0 b. c9 K9 m. J- u* GNo response.
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* y4 R/ w; c& i8 GSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and5 n8 {2 U; n& f0 ]
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 W  g) n+ m# U4 D/ j+ ~6 s

- f: _1 @+ ]8 EStill no response.
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife8 M( X# y4 o( V( y
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"  `+ T, ~3 n7 z" S
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Again he gets no response., O. T8 d! k: P8 R
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
6 P) Y$ g8 N0 xfor dinner?" Again there is no response.+ g% U' l4 f% j* U( o% p

' j6 E, `' H- `; `( X1 |1 ~0 L- l3 uSo he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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( M/ |4 D  v5 B"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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