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4 C: W* h6 O0 _" fA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. & u4 b( P! I; [* _( G6 q2 D' H
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." 7 [& B/ D9 p, M/ }8 L ^8 S8 T# s
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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* W, H/ p5 ~' I$ L- W0 ^0 f6 |So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 4 `, F+ R/ s) e3 D
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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) k9 n" J( R+ y% _. OThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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