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. n, d2 D" F6 R5 A7 FA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. % ]% h' k3 B* W5 g3 b" d
; C) |* \) K( @3 f0 _The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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# f& b+ \$ ?( P6 C4 ?The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." + s0 k w! U: m: `9 g9 P/ Q' y
1 t% Z7 v5 w8 x2 ~So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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; _" Z/ q* B8 b5 @After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ) d8 G8 q5 F6 g+ Q# c
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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