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4 ^' G! B1 q! @A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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0 G4 ]+ c+ a, D" h* T& e3 |The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." * A& O4 u; S2 j! U7 x. K* o
8 h# s N5 |) q# ]% z" k3 O: PThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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1 |0 m3 j! L8 \& MSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." , E! `0 ~. ~3 j4 ~0 {; ]
4 u2 O! i; A' D7 J6 Q! C3 E: oThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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