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ACURA:
5 |9 B: D& n3 o( `Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
# l, Y- j: K! {Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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All Makes Combined + a& N( t# v, L2 o
A Major Cost
$ j7 Q. j9 O; k$ y. Q1 c, O# yA Mutated Car . k# W9 M: |) _
A Morons Car
, u I5 l; P; b4 Z! UAnother Major Catastrophe & g3 ?$ V5 s1 b+ H
A Man's Car
; r- P* t2 Q. ^% F2 p7 Z+ QA Miss Conception
6 v, w( O A- `9 pAll Muscle Car
1 p+ O7 P6 V2 H6 [3 B9 |All Most Car & [9 K* R% _" @0 U7 U0 @# G1 x
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
( S4 ^. A% A8 {Automotive Mental Cruelty
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- R0 V0 }+ a5 F; s) ?AUDI:
2 f C3 v, g1 YAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
9 h- }2 I, T; c( L LAccelerates Under Demonic Influence . s2 {' ?( {0 Y% E: {( m
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
* `# c, a( V5 |7 s2 H! N) nAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ! n4 ?# U& O2 o7 C* [
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
5 r' L8 n8 ]7 d2 u1 z9 e/ `Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. - J# o: {, b" \
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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3 X$ Y% q! y4 ]1 s. R" n) V/ a$ |BMW: # S3 g8 P0 S+ V( d0 c+ M
Big Money Works
& B; ], V! {$ A/ b nBought My Wife
6 |* J/ R! O9 y# Y$ BBrutal Money Waster * d" e) R6 X( v8 ^2 b0 a' Q
Break My Window
* O2 F8 B) m4 o1 T! d' VBreak My Windshield 9 B& ?9 \2 b1 @% @8 ^0 J4 [" ]0 F# Y
Babbling Mechanical Wench
. c' p' y' l7 j4 I3 eBeastly Monstrous Wonder * ~/ e! I8 A/ N+ _" D% N
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ! r# @9 P f: P
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
9 Q4 S, Y! O- f8 H4 s( JBarely Moving Wreck
+ V! M/ S+ x9 X) RBig Money Waste # ` g4 E8 ~6 _: T0 p) ]# R
Big Money. Why? ! `% }' _5 a' u! g: L V
Big Money Works $ m! u4 Y: v3 R
Born Moderately Wealthy
" |% I% t+ l3 K( T) IBreaks Most Wrenches
3 T9 L4 _/ r- I6 [: w# NBring Many Wrenches
# @- h, G( h1 P c! FBrings Me Women 0 R S; c% y; Q2 T! V1 t6 u4 F; x2 W
Brings More Women
; v' n; G9 m; l" J) p; fBroken Money Waster
( V7 v" n$ _! u$ b3 MBroke My Wallet
8 O w* i2 r+ h+ m$ |Broken Monstrous Wonder
3 a: E5 j. r0 ]4 s6 lBumbling Mechanical Wretch
5 w' r5 q* y4 Y) m" eBlasphemous Motorized Wreck 0 w0 d& H- A/ E: `* O W
Bavarian Manure Wagon 2 G' D* M& V- ]. q3 n
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BUICK:
, w$ T0 t0 D! u- _; y9 t9 C! W, uBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
; L2 p$ i" T# l. @2 v& B: ]Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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. w, s7 J, i9 D- p$ TCamaro: # O; v2 O" j% J) G) n% ?# r' n
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? / i. h: q5 z% \" }0 A
Can't America Make A Real One?
4 d& r. O& T& e4 v: p* d/ [Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
$ b# {' j; q$ v# e3 QCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: 7 l. s+ p H8 y5 E+ C$ {
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips + @# z, b. T. Z9 b
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 8 I, @3 V7 v- K. Z$ C" c
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2 `6 v( M- g" r& jConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
) `* z/ E- L+ i- lCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 6 Y4 m3 }7 P7 a( {
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1 u# J) n& [# r) q$ rDODGE: & Y$ ^/ p7 |$ s& v _) m' m
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere & k' J; d/ n' U+ M: ]
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater - G8 t% }- ~- E" V/ \
Dead Old Dog Going East 5 s; x/ E' `' w5 E" R1 w! d% G
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
9 F" B1 Q% l9 Q/ u9 C& gDead On Delivery, Go Easy % X4 p/ \/ q4 @( d$ {
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
5 c& X, F2 [- C N, B pDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
' f8 |8 r0 v) i" t- w3 XDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
& f6 |9 ^: f. NDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 1 k3 g7 b, p3 P% F
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EDSEL:
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Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT:
7 z8 P! V! w9 N, }' Z1 k1 W; \8 ~Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
% F7 ^ Q/ `8 }/ gFix It Again, Tony
1 p, k2 j; m2 S* P) x) |7 _* z) UFix It All the Time
$ t" z+ W# t2 n) T. BFound In A Toilet $ j5 v, t+ `. o1 R; S" d2 c& O! A
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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+ ]% N: S# a3 M3 L8 u$ l1 CFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
/ F) T9 R! d* |1 K" r# |! R8 O, uFix Or Repair Daily
$ F/ F/ W$ b# Z1 e- SFound On Road Dead
7 A5 E( ^# }! R& [' V& f1 N4 Y+ DFast Only Rolling Downhill . m) s9 R' v8 f& E1 ~7 t
First On Race Day , d* J6 ?0 c3 G# c
First On Recall Day - o/ \9 ~" C4 W! d8 l2 I8 h0 K# z6 M
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
! Y- v0 Z9 ~: j" b: o. c* eFails On Rainy Days
9 j6 Y. F8 R# ]1 K- u3 vFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 1 P* K8 c+ _+ s: x
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
8 P5 p, e2 P/ I3 H6 y! K5 }. |. VFault Of R&D 4 P- e. d8 k9 g& z
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
7 n# d* ?5 G Y- n/ a' mFireball On Rear Denting % j" x; d* z9 {9 `- O* @: ~9 |
First On Road to Dump 9 i! W( b: N9 O; n. [( [4 j! _
First On Rust and Deterioration
9 q2 h" C3 ~- F7 ?7 X1 I1 ~Fix Or Recycle Dilemma - l- T; Q. h/ v% ]8 h$ L% h
Flipping Over Results in Death
: u2 a) ]! X7 i! Q5 l- \$ h/ MFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
, X B6 k( a0 O( z/ K8 ~Follow Our Rusty Dogsled % H; O8 g' G2 `, ~5 B2 M
Foot On Road Decelerates 2 X! X; A5 m7 f
Forced On Reluctant Drivers , ]/ w; t1 ^% }0 F `
Formed Of Rejected DNA
* B7 M) ?# d! P# G' P4 a2 nForwarded Once; Return Denied ; D g1 O H5 ]: {" ` T
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 5 e' f7 D8 x* {$ M
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 4 D2 z! J! {: B
Fork Over Repair Dough
L% G* A* K2 O' {6 c5 U1 s" |Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
4 a; W$ \1 Q% A+ ?" }( Q# \* KFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 B7 }) t; Z2 U6 U% y( WFree Or Reduced Drastically ' R( z6 y8 g: _2 I# W
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 5 y- o$ t! G1 q- y6 F# V I4 \, Q! l d
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
/ ]. f9 G, E; x- c! _/ n" |Funny Old Rattling Dump
8 d4 ^) ^# W* E7 N6 uForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
8 k" _$ Q& h, i4 d. X1 b8 ~. EFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
& p! z3 j4 y0 G( \- Z/ BFound Out-Right Dangerous
6 @ o1 ~' H' a+ W8 d3 XFuture Of Racings Delight
. E* J; s0 H7 E( o4 S(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot ; _9 e+ i2 u3 D& b3 L
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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$ t1 x- X; \2 |Lacks Total Dependability
# g, y/ {9 z2 r2 k3 }$ u8 hLots To Do
5 a; O& J; i. oLooses Transmissions Daily 7 h( J' H; s, J2 E: k7 {2 H
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 4 Q* W9 O2 j6 m
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GM: 8 V2 N) x% o1 l5 ]8 f& L6 q
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors 0 y. t$ W' b0 W8 O% k1 J$ A
Generally Miserable . `# G0 a, ~* A/ K' _/ M5 l% z- \
Grossly Misconceived ! Z' O! c% X0 t$ i& a( W
Gluteus Maximus
8 a; i# Z+ c( Z7 \5 f' qGood Money ; z# K0 ?- @2 X
Goofy's Manufacturing ) |4 a/ x6 y+ ?* J; @
Gone Mental
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GMC: 6 r. ~4 k. ^' S3 J
Grief & Misery Combined
( ^8 v) X( O% T& D9 |Garage Man's Companion
3 }; v @$ i+ R& g4 r$ Z3 ~. Z# sGotta Mechanic Coming? % {! ?/ L1 Y' F* t
Generally Mediocre Cars
: M; G9 {$ j3 M+ AGet More Chicks " C6 T5 w- ^2 ~0 {. X8 \2 f8 V
Gets Mechanics Crazy
7 V; v/ A$ i7 h: qGods Mechanical Curse
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7 D" Q7 ~/ t9 _3 f q& ^: YGreat Mountain Climber
4 z! K/ [9 ^: u9 M/ [Great Motor Car 4 z6 F# K) [& b h, N
God Made Chevy & O+ [, ~2 \' W4 e. X% L Y; o0 d
Good Moron Car
/ n2 j0 s4 s8 t" ?Got Mine Cheap * h$ S$ [3 k% K$ _+ P
Get My Checkbook . M1 R2 _5 ^8 a4 V% M
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil 4 {2 X- c3 S- M) k+ `5 _! U7 }
Get Tools Out - L7 b) h- V g7 {8 ^, z
Get To Onramp
3 B! X" T! F6 M& R/ {6 C0 |; SGood To Own ' U; j. w- H, ~$ s; q w1 o! T1 f
Get The Others
. E1 A3 C7 x: A( PGenerally Trashed Out
9 N: Z# Q, H) R; ^Good Time Out 4 b' e; L8 T. e1 i
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
& y& e/ X) F9 A& f4 w! E. @& hHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything . @- d% h* T, j% g4 b
Had One Never Did Again
* d: Y, }) ~$ d/ J' g& mHang On, Not Done Accelerating
8 ?: q- \; \0 \9 p: RHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 8 V- E% J5 w) J* a" @
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles / a- Z! w, m6 W. q8 I+ t& U W
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration ( _: c' J- T4 p
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 9 Y- s9 [+ `8 i
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: : L' g6 G. ]! a
Just Eats Every Part
* O: e4 ?4 D+ f. Q- bJust Empty Every Pocket
# i7 Q6 U2 r; R# g9 a t$ i3 J) c4 OJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
2 W) K4 @$ l0 p* MJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 5 N- r) Q- D$ Q- s7 o$ h- N
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around 4 Q8 h0 d: l: r0 P
Kick It Again
1 |4 e; T* Z+ P; }! tKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 2 B. _( [" R- Z L1 Q m
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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6 X( m4 ~* ^( M, RMoney Guzzler
6 b) I: M4 `' d# JMostly Garaged ; \: G P0 z! H2 I# N
Major Goof / H6 [7 \4 x5 }% L
MGB: Might Go Backwards
0 v' V# y; `6 v3 ]/ OMGB: Might Go, But . . . + g K9 S" x6 N4 F' ]5 k9 S
MGB: Motor Going Bad 9 e6 X3 n- _+ {' b n. G6 N8 c0 f
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 7 F3 D! t* [* Q, h! K
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Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 0 i" n" p h: \& @! w/ n
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
( S$ T2 R ]" I8 _' TMost Often Passed At Races + {& u# O4 e- n2 `
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
) N$ C2 `6 X+ t1 Q2 zMove Over People Are Racing
, m: f9 n- L4 eMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
# c( n: T$ x" G! S+ @My Old Pig Ain't Running
" P( H3 B8 o( o6 L, U$ A: }My Only Problems Are Repairs 4 X* j- r+ u- m! ]( F
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
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MUSTANG: 4 v: D2 L. X+ x& P
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
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Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go # y: S; p* N+ b
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: ' {0 g" r) ^. U, ^* P
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday # H/ G" f- n5 L8 H0 I; |+ k& B
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 8 l, v2 H# a+ P0 ]2 ?6 z" q# _
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; {9 }$ h# \ y' E7 APut In Nickel To Operate
+ E2 k# } E- ^6 n: hPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook & ~- G2 [$ T L, f8 l' m
Put In New Transmission Often
& K6 p2 ]0 I. h) L0 Q; NPushed In Neutral Too Often
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Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ( [ H- i: U* t: l5 f2 Q6 {
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: % H4 U1 w" y$ K9 N% k5 M% B; h9 H2 a
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything / F6 b/ J( Z r+ W
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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0 D2 W! t; b. Z0 v( FSend Another Automobile Back 1 N5 o1 E) E2 A+ C3 C9 M
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ) }3 I, M3 X- R. S) n+ Y1 j5 ^
Sad Attempt At Beauty 5 o0 Q2 u c4 b4 @3 `8 }+ G% _
Sorry Auto, Always Broken # e$ p) P* U! a9 h6 q, q
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 2 o/ t( z3 b4 }0 P: p; Q6 n
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto V/ e5 T, M9 a3 N% I
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 9 [; E+ ~& G$ u$ I
The One You Ought To Avoid ) e5 Z! q6 P: s+ Y; G7 u6 W3 S; U
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TRIUMPH: * S+ x! J' L8 r7 G6 {0 k# ~ l
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
/ T4 [/ R3 W: X" {4 D: L: xTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! " C0 m8 b; f" w! W. u+ P( j
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$ G% E$ [3 S& [) e) g v; STR: Tools Required 4 z, `) f k3 _0 P9 p
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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: M @, y; f" l* Q. X1 XVintage Wreck
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