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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 9 i( {+ P: v& N% [: p5 f
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: ) |5 _2 n! K" e$ I) z
All Makes Combined
$ Y: o. v2 j/ E, e. \* W: R& LA Major Cost
& T! B) \( _. s4 X! ZA Mutated Car
' y9 g' e; Z: d. c0 |A Morons Car
# |* C) N7 E o p* NAnother Major Catastrophe
, {+ v5 p* P; [6 j( R' D: F" aA Man's Car
+ P, H$ W7 _: p' W- ~A Miss Conception # Q) [4 J* T" {
All Muscle Car # B2 O4 D7 W8 \$ K _9 R* i J- V
All Most Car 5 g& Q* j$ Y( E9 U0 X
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
' }% ~; S! X% v" c! e1 {: a sAutomotive Mental Cruelty 5 t/ w$ ~) R6 A7 i9 ]. _" A, U
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AUDI:
* Q! q- i2 a- O5 y' _( _" eAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
6 R9 l1 g6 T4 vAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
& x& L! ?% i$ Q# f' n7 ]* [Automobile Under Demonic Influence
6 `3 T3 a% [7 R: l. v8 o! KAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention - l5 r; ?2 }) X3 b. P
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
v6 e, r6 A# O" q: LAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 9 a8 U" C* r! H; e6 z2 S& l8 g2 r
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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" {0 ~0 b3 P- ^3 a' w( X D, YBMW: 4 F* Y5 Y# S% x
Big Money Works
9 N4 L+ B" I$ k$ G- m8 Y* lBought My Wife
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1 R; n1 |) q' R# n$ D) l* xBreak My Window
, L- A: m4 ]3 Z' h) p2 f. v1 jBreak My Windshield ( J/ Z: g& E5 T) B
Babbling Mechanical Wench
& z6 I6 Q8 Q+ Y7 ~/ z! C! HBeastly Monstrous Wonder : c0 H% @' p ]/ k0 Q5 A
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
! P& l+ u1 V9 n/ F8 ~; t' w, u: N4 c, wBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
0 A: x7 u7 J& G" `# w J' y" YBarely Moving Wreck
# K: {2 z q0 r. D' x0 z: v' ]Big Money Waste
6 X/ B5 F h H, ~6 zBig Money. Why? 9 r9 p; T! b: Z& D
Big Money Works
' r9 p- L3 n8 \) {8 FBorn Moderately Wealthy
0 R1 D" n |! ?( DBreaks Most Wrenches ; t: [, L3 X* I1 n8 ]2 Q V8 E
Bring Many Wrenches 6 J8 O" G9 d5 P
Brings Me Women
9 N1 a2 q3 q7 x+ l/ [* h0 `Brings More Women
; _ V! v* L s7 wBroken Money Waster
1 m: [6 A5 O+ L6 ~7 pBroke My Wallet ) a- d/ g. Y/ H) D5 s
Broken Monstrous Wonder
; Y! r; H# x1 |/ a$ t1 I4 H' M+ cBumbling Mechanical Wretch % f$ K- ]: x2 F
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck ; |! s$ }) I" S3 B) ?
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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E" P' ^9 Y) k: w7 i9 w% Z7 G9 f+ BBUICK: * h7 ~/ V# S0 P9 X6 i
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
- W6 W, C1 U/ a$ f) a0 CBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ' h- Z$ l3 g! i- i' o! W( L6 D
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+ R$ I, ~' j% p0 ZCamaro: * ]3 Z4 L* ` q
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? & z. O6 O$ b3 K0 d6 P4 r
Can't America Make A Real One?
# q. V/ f# K+ n3 j( r& ^9 Z+ DChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
) H: ]. M1 r$ _1 V( m4 O# SCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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, ?! P9 y5 K7 E$ G- y; [- A# U1 YCHEVROLET:
& | _: P4 w( x2 PCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
8 d: B- a4 l. BCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
. E* r$ Q2 q8 C. o- f" MCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ; ]$ e& N$ S M( O! T
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques ) _$ ` D& E$ Z4 i2 j, w
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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) I( C% w, p5 U# V# l5 xDODGE: 2 i# t' V) }8 l% H( t3 r
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
: E; Q8 ^* r( i7 \! V6 DDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
& z3 P3 w3 M% m4 F. r2 q: HDead Old Dog Going East # c# C! f3 f" Q$ a
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires / l7 v7 {& X4 Q; Y# I9 f9 Y" j& ^
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 8 h, H8 H# K; R1 r( k
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
/ _; n: j- Z4 kDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter & i1 U3 u \5 W/ P: Z% D% k/ p
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 7 o" D" x+ o+ l6 i- [" ?: u
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks ' O' P" P+ `4 C" T; ^$ ?: G& Y
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs % U! G" M0 n# i* @ m$ v$ T
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( R; C8 X6 D2 U0 M, x$ K9 [1 TFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 8 y @ K* A! p; I
Fix It Again, Tony $ @1 ?$ V, u5 T- \ o
Fix It All the Time
3 L; |+ E9 |4 Y8 z rFound In A Toilet 5 H. `& Y$ o- g" g% P
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation . E) m) h& Q9 g% s
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FORD: ) G9 E# J2 i+ G1 n% M
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ( [& P: o1 o5 o1 s( O
Fix Or Repair Daily * D5 `: P4 G7 B" A6 u
Found On Road Dead
3 }* K2 ` w7 @8 c) q, @1 nFast Only Rolling Downhill
( G5 {& s4 W5 V* A D( mFirst On Race Day
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8 ~! j: e( Q: e8 ~Fabricated Of Refried Dung 5 P- P" }- P4 ]1 e& s$ S) t K
Fails On Rainy Days
0 e6 _: l8 O7 U# ~# nFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
% R1 O% J% m8 w/ }Fatally Obese Redneck Driver # m5 h" k2 L _1 Z! C
Fault Of R&D
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Fireball On Rear Denting
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First On Rust and Deterioration ! [- [5 c& s, f p( z% H
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
3 m. s* K# ~1 {Flipping Over Results in Death % U' Q* }, ?8 }6 u
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster * P5 G. J1 \, Z$ W4 j8 _0 d& x1 \7 `
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
" Y4 U$ |" k; O7 z/ x Z) fFoot On Road Decelerates
6 B3 _3 O. q" y& iForced On Reluctant Drivers 6 X/ W' B5 `6 G0 _4 [
Formed Of Rejected DNA & W, P; ]5 C6 p( E1 I
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ) G0 x. h( z* F% ^% F
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 0 a: l' m" k$ r( t4 ~% M* R2 o
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
4 o/ [: A) o: H5 D: B( G U& zFork Over Repair Dough : { F5 |1 H% e! q' F1 K
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
& X0 F7 r$ v$ A# R6 k! ~9 w7 t1 GFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
; D* @4 O- g1 qFree Or Reduced Drastically 7 E; `' A5 d5 W$ m7 O" P
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed % U; A2 P/ n2 B! w, x2 q$ ]/ m
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
8 b F) h( I$ M Z" NFunny Old Rattling Dump $ @ `5 \6 A4 M: [1 n
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
: y# e- y/ L: {/ v) pFuture Of Racings Delight 8 o. g V$ [ o. {* V
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
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! J3 k: ]! t# D gLacks Total Dependability $ g/ U) w$ Y S2 O: Y+ f
Lots To Do
/ ?% k; E1 y0 A" y ~Looses Transmissions Daily
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7 u3 R3 X# c- B% i7 Q( u. UGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + q5 l! ~+ k' w5 P
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GM: 2 [ l0 m$ B4 E- t2 w' }& g5 D
General Maintenance ; l& X1 s3 y" O8 X; x
Great Mistake * H' w$ ~' c4 L c) D% h- k
Garbage Motors 9 [! l/ Y4 V# h8 H1 m
Generally Miserable
9 c! n* k# h5 W- LGrossly Misconceived
% r. b/ W) ~* n$ t; SGluteus Maximus
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Goofy's Manufacturing
2 e. N, n7 u( n& dGone Mental
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GMC:
$ N0 c2 u T% A" ?Grief & Misery Combined ' V; s2 J( l" \9 }
Garage Man's Companion ' g" @; E9 P9 v* m
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 8 w U) G! {/ L+ m' [" L
Generally Mediocre Cars
* x8 N( q; d( M6 @' ~$ {2 DGet More Chicks ( ~2 p& W2 ~4 x* b6 W
Gets Mechanics Crazy
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Got More Crap 9 A; @, v1 ]4 l' t3 o
Great Mountain Climber + G; ^' V! t: w0 g
Great Motor Car
) y3 V9 m2 Y m; M6 [God Made Chevy ) A# J9 r1 Q9 k# Y n0 X! ^- `
Good Moron Car
" j* }4 Q! x, [$ D% w' P- AGot Mine Cheap
. \: M. {. G8 M& [7 `Get My Checkbook
8 n0 b; B9 G& ^9 A$ V EGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: " |3 R+ s. {, h- l; f! L" p* Y: \! g
Gas, Tires, Oil " J# F' S9 s9 B
Get Tools Out " F4 x7 r' y+ ]
Get To Onramp 5 ~2 m3 J0 }1 V# U1 |4 R; u5 e9 X% ~
Good To Own
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* v) Q7 l4 w% {# g' Y! j0 sGenerally Trashed Out , h3 w9 G c' E: ?# W4 Q1 E' m
Good Time Out $ [, @9 E2 _: V4 I& H+ v& u
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: - m4 D% U. C; d% m( a8 V; ]
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
/ m& l X* g w( B8 m( bHad One Never Did Again # T: H5 |& M) r5 r( M) N
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating ( l8 e- w. c( _0 U* u" }
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles " p+ v1 b0 s" |, O+ N
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles + p4 J) ]! c3 D$ S
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration - ~# W6 M) `5 K% f$ Y8 b: F
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
k( D% E0 n( w6 K) L4 CPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes * z* K2 ?) P; O$ H+ f F! {2 Q' j
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9 m7 I# m; f0 qHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... , ^0 I3 y0 t2 O) O- c
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Just Eats Every Part
c& i$ r& R+ jJust Empty Every Pocket
- o) C$ ]8 }6 q7 S3 \Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 3 S& B2 Q n k. s( o# R
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
7 S, p, \% [5 sJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
% g4 r" c- s/ ^# c( ]& n8 s& |Kick It Around 5 w( @2 d3 H& n5 G
Kick It Again
% T5 X. ]3 K5 T p8 o f; s3 b$ Z. lKilled In Action
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$ m2 l9 M' a* s& R; FLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 1 W8 k! \* v5 x8 u4 Y9 E! U
& n) E, M' g$ \- g" m% ?MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 1 M6 x9 M' o3 H
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8 V2 ^" Q9 e7 O v3 @6 f* nMoney Guzzler
9 i8 k$ c9 T4 Q: k4 ~Mostly Garaged
3 K: p: ^1 n, R& Z7 @3 u1 kMajor Goof
6 d# I `; }4 o! y$ ^! HMGB: Might Go Backwards ! M# b% F- k6 K8 A: z6 g
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
8 E3 ]5 d. `7 J2 B" p" \/ bMGB: Motor Going Bad
- A. k9 A/ f g5 J# \& PMGF: Might Go Forward 1 P) c4 x! a, e2 v, {
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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: v7 X* h2 Z, d; l0 t/ mMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
' j1 |' L/ ]/ a- ]Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 4 \/ e! U& }: M" ~# D5 X
Most Often Passed At Races 6 o5 M. b$ r8 f, R/ T/ J0 M8 e( ]
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
: ]2 N/ X4 h& iMove Over People Are Racing 9 L' T+ W1 b& Y: H* y4 y
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 T$ G0 f- v- L& o6 j: i$ l3 GMy Old Pig Ain't Running
6 `2 V: d- }1 V& v+ qMy Only Problems Are Repairs $ _, B7 T1 M$ x1 _2 S
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement $ e4 ?+ {8 d# l% w* Q4 s0 X
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: 0 X# S/ y7 m5 n3 Y* C3 m7 k
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
+ L1 y Z9 `, h1 J/ UMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go . h! l/ ]- n X( c# Z4 a: e
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go / e% v1 X0 q1 o
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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- L$ h2 b7 y. l3 c2 |" b/ ~Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday \* N' E3 [, }/ v
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: * y: p9 G0 {" y! ?0 w% K ~: A& s; r
Put In Nickel To Operate . Z1 y# a* d: `3 r
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 6 ]/ u5 d& {- i5 X/ e% \
Put In New Transmission Often
4 ? N/ o! N! T( Y0 s2 f) O9 Q# TPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
* D! X; ~: Z- A- o& w7 cPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 2 j, C6 Z3 d1 ~, c: Q
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 6 S: b! n9 u1 b M; _- w7 u F
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, z' A% R$ }6 dProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 6 ]3 U$ z. u M0 K) k
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 2 `6 K0 Y) }- b M
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SAAB: 3 L6 {9 J* n! T( U
Send Another Automobile Back
" e) ?) D9 i( [- Q9 ?- fSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
0 k. m8 w- G6 E4 F/ Z' WSad Attempt At Beauty # u; q! B7 Z% k; Q: r; u! R
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 7 I5 L# R7 g/ s* s/ x; h) f' N
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 7 S r0 W. `' ~
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9 L" k; I" Q4 ISUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ! j( E; K4 T& U- ~. Y
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
% f" t) o7 A1 L- k) zThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
1 B/ ~2 V6 M! F" }) NThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 2 t) z+ L2 b* E; X/ n* R7 H
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ; K1 w3 E% u9 K2 k1 }+ w4 e! W7 a: A
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object / m* E& @8 `7 q9 H4 f% P1 R
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Vintage Wreck % Z4 M7 }8 W1 i7 J( S7 b
Virtually Worthless |
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