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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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5 I% {& P4 I% Y( m& e% s) QACURA:
% K. b4 f( b- H: s! C/ }$ }Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
9 e6 R6 V# t1 nAsia's Curse Upon Rural America # S+ k2 l" m* ?3 @7 M
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$ N2 {1 k- j4 _/ D. MAll Makes Combined
' C4 O F( X! q6 n" bA Major Cost
8 ~1 S8 v/ l/ i$ h4 k- i1 k8 mA Mutated Car ; J# O U. ?5 z5 t: R) T+ C
A Morons Car , t3 B9 r D3 a1 \4 @
Another Major Catastrophe
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: h: U' O- A2 b0 R. Y- yA Miss Conception + n- x# C% N& r9 B7 l$ P& R8 m
All Muscle Car
, x+ `- Q |0 }" t) o; T+ i6 E& ^) jAll Most Car
. |0 p& y1 e1 u- J" m8 SAnnoying Mechanics Constantly & d& l" Q5 M, \* ^
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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/ P' k- f" v( v9 v6 o. h! GAUDI: r2 `2 |; \ ^( ]) l
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
1 Z7 T, l( V0 G5 JAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
F2 k; Y) W: `& J2 Y; UAutomobile Under Demonic Influence 3 f/ |& ~" Q/ ~: s. w
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 2 M8 ^* c6 q( i7 c, `7 R
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence - X0 r9 h$ c/ w( _7 |0 _. ^
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
9 x" l( v+ C+ S3 DAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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8 A. g$ R, k8 j; J& Q" Q- m; vBMW:
5 S0 x- x7 y9 p- G3 [* X3 nBig Money Works
% r y" |+ \% U/ H2 s% y7 i: PBought My Wife
7 ^' G8 H/ u( D( ZBrutal Money Waster
" v( k9 b$ s" D9 K; yBreak My Window 6 I8 U2 _, o: p; V, t
Break My Windshield
9 k( v# m$ ~3 O: c; p: e, ~2 bBabbling Mechanical Wench
* s/ z6 u8 E$ B: V! aBeastly Monstrous Wonder 1 `/ z2 u# o+ s' L4 S7 I! \1 K
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
/ z; d/ ]# K0 T! ?) QBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
* D2 w. g0 v) h N0 J( rBarely Moving Wreck
: [' Y& s* s, K* ]Big Money Waste / \: Y; o9 }& N; g
Big Money. Why?
' g% B# i9 n( F! zBig Money Works 8 t. i: }$ k$ s3 l, y) Y
Born Moderately Wealthy
9 C5 t0 d& b8 e# s$ h" L6 C TBreaks Most Wrenches
7 \# G8 A% L3 W* S, kBring Many Wrenches * T" h2 H6 ?9 f' `9 v
Brings Me Women
0 u$ g; [7 V6 FBrings More Women
4 K C( _& E' O* Q1 q5 vBroken Money Waster
4 R# e9 ^/ `4 R2 r5 P" hBroke My Wallet ?" e D* \/ x) |
Broken Monstrous Wonder
0 L: j, F: k( t8 O5 ^0 X& [Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ' c- `7 X; T2 ?$ u
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 2 \8 ?5 l g% c* R: c; z( u
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 5 O5 s3 {( [* S, h8 O! Y0 e4 ^3 O
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
+ }+ O9 \- u8 y6 e) ~) x- }; lBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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8 \4 e/ B. \+ [) @0 L9 CCamaro:
3 |4 |/ R/ a- YCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 5 Q' m: D6 m% H8 s" J, l# \ h4 S8 c
Can't America Make A Real One?
- a4 m1 ~( M6 N. ?Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often + ~# @& x8 ]" @. E$ {7 I4 R" N1 `. ^
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: ; {6 R5 v3 C3 j* W
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips ( }, v1 U# s. i: z; V/ p9 `# w0 ]
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time : B* h6 q5 h% {" ?
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time * G+ ^0 U) P4 |. m4 t
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 Z1 n( \+ i: {7 C3 qCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 4 a. r, I7 y' z1 \6 G
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- h$ x9 S$ W' v/ n! n' EDODGE: 3 y9 {' X$ }- f% G& n' e9 b( P
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 R, k j- z: Y5 A. b, m2 Q! g5 [4 Z
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater h& k7 W( U( `9 b1 ]* x/ h9 G
Dead Old Dog Going East * r6 h2 y8 {4 R$ h+ X M3 c
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires ; D; i9 x* a: @$ j6 M. N
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy # `9 j/ T. c/ `: ]3 N F
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired , {# O9 J: U8 @; D
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- t* R# L1 O7 z8 g, v) y( j/ o% CDear Old Dads Garage Experiment / e+ n, I1 c0 v2 N/ f
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 8 A* B: Q' J' O5 {
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EDSEL: 8 Y7 L, D+ O; s# j9 r
Every Day Something Else Leaks : i4 e9 Z! F5 l! ?) T( [1 V
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 8 U. B/ f- Z. \8 n" q% a- u* g/ E
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FIAT: * A0 k+ C/ {8 P$ o! H4 I9 Y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
u5 X2 l- V; S. o& T3 ?0 wFix It Again, Tony
0 V% F0 H+ P& e9 MFix It All the Time
4 P0 K4 a2 k# o O1 ?Found In A Toilet " ?/ X$ ]: m4 \& [& s: I9 B$ u5 m
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: 7 _/ P* y3 K8 [
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge ( f. s8 ?- X# q% y( d2 T" i# w: u
Fix Or Repair Daily 0 U0 X! C; [* [. y9 Q+ G+ V
Found On Road Dead ; P; S! x6 p% k
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
: a: m4 f. V3 B$ R+ t0 gFirst On Race Day
9 B1 G3 `7 J$ }' q' N- KFirst On Recall Day ( x- u4 ]5 e0 I/ F$ G- }
Fabricated Of Refried Dung 2 K- k4 T$ P1 y2 {! B
Fails On Rainy Days
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Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
' ~0 Z: H/ k+ |8 x$ oFault Of R&D 8 K( X' {8 Z& Q5 ~5 G- W
Finally Obsolete Racing Device 7 _& y' ?1 ^4 i1 E
Fireball On Rear Denting a, W( Q( g7 ]% o/ s& Y
First On Road to Dump ' ]$ W9 B5 r5 [- |* K( N
First On Rust and Deterioration
6 Y! g& O! F8 {, i- |Fix Or Recycle Dilemma : ^7 ]: `- m6 k" _" J# Y
Flipping Over Results in Death
' F [& C9 t s" bFlipped Over Roadside Disaster - I' S- ^ |0 T( m- z. I) L% t! A& Y; |
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
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4 l" ?+ z$ x8 x5 Q4 L8 y: {Forced On Reluctant Drivers & S O' {) o# l3 l8 M1 |: s
Formed Of Rejected DNA 2 N0 ^7 O% ?- G8 }$ q: k; \
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ; S6 J: `4 r6 Q0 m# I% }- ^
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
. {9 ~ ^7 G. x2 O$ ~/ AForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin # n# u9 r# B0 g8 z j6 {
Fork Over Repair Dough
0 a* U" T& d' Z; F, iFouled Out Re-done Dodge 0 I3 a' T) }- S
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ( G! S7 Y8 ]4 E. i- [: G0 F8 O
Free Or Reduced Drastically
* @; u2 c6 P! W7 b4 {8 Y8 w( eFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 8 g: j) z7 w. c) Z
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
/ X8 f+ I; C8 |- S ?5 s# CFunny Old Rattling Dump
' }% W* [ M& A0 Y- h* v! B0 ~Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 4 V$ m" r/ }1 l' t
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA $ S" J. g7 V0 G, L6 w4 Y
Found Out-Right Dangerous % @8 {0 Z; p9 N$ @$ \
Future Of Racings Delight 1 N7 ?) K. C$ C4 o$ O. {
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
# |8 D9 a+ Y1 ?" [7 ^' h0 G(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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: W7 J3 O. x v/ [# MLacks Total Dependability
! x) Z+ {$ ~/ f1 L# i; J. G, @5 gLots To Do 0 f8 k% t# g( z& x0 f
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
1 K7 l9 [# |/ G. D0 qGeneral Maintenance 8 U d* Q; _4 D' Q) j) J
Great Mistake
7 P6 Q6 @4 Z6 W( B+ AGarbage Motors ' Q" f: i5 ^4 I. }; |
Generally Miserable
% U% i7 @" [: V5 `& Y0 V! {) PGrossly Misconceived
) c/ ~2 p# l" j$ oGluteus Maximus 6 M" I. X1 l' Q' u7 y
Good Money
8 Z$ \6 z. \+ ]' IGoofy's Manufacturing ; |* N& h. M; t# W: r6 f
Gone Mental
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GMC: 9 L" p9 |7 B+ ~2 p8 T
Grief & Misery Combined 8 I- {2 c' h( j8 A9 Q+ K
Garage Man's Companion : }: X" @% }2 ?5 [
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
) i* _( q/ f- l1 l* x. OGenerally Mediocre Cars , E0 \* L) a( W
Get More Chicks
' a4 D: ^! D8 z9 P2 JGets Mechanics Crazy ; q4 Y) S9 d1 c8 [0 Y5 G, N; C
Gods Mechanical Curse . Y5 m# z. H+ h
Got More Crap
/ ^9 C6 r" F- C5 E8 N! @7 V. ]Great Mountain Climber
8 V! c; Y- a3 n+ C# b( uGreat Motor Car 0 J) S. H: Q; ~& G. F
God Made Chevy
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3 o" d& l# N, y8 ~Got Mine Cheap $ |1 g2 ~$ e' Y2 I
Get My Checkbook 8 W5 @& f9 x$ }* _8 A$ N6 w
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 5 l, S4 E: F& G: h/ T0 S
Gas, Tires, Oil # `8 D7 i/ n5 G8 L) i' q
Get Tools Out - N0 |* J( ]& r# U& H; h
Get To Onramp
/ o- q9 o7 D; ]) ?6 O! p2 TGood To Own 5 D9 M. M% |8 `0 I* F
Get The Others
`7 v3 d' v& oGenerally Trashed Out
3 t6 T' Y8 P& IGood Time Out 5 m# C1 P' h3 E* ^
Gone To Overdrive 7 O4 f- {8 e) n) \
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 6 P4 P8 I" q4 F+ w) Q! R
Had One Never Did Again
4 Z7 D G& t/ ]7 S. ZHang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 W: N' x+ x+ H! A/ d, S6 ~
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
; i. c* T9 j) ?- x2 IHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles + E1 @5 x U$ v( I8 B9 U0 S
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
! h. }4 o9 `. p/ |9 WHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ( \9 Q. A4 Y1 l: P' I5 ~4 E+ l4 _1 w b
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) F, b5 L$ k" c0 a$ W0 ]
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... . Q. V' j3 O- C
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Just Eats Every Part
# a- `) w; O1 g& @- E; SJust Empty Every Pocket
( X/ _; a2 \" B3 K/ I/ l! VJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 2 p g* i! O% \0 y
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
, w8 W& D1 ?; IJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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; t2 k V5 u3 E& P2 |Kick It Around
! _$ C; V: l# B3 X n+ }Kick It Again
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious / C1 L* d5 `. B& b7 I! F8 A) M* ^
2 j! f/ u/ ~5 p6 U2 I" oMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
c7 n, h( D1 ^4 J8 J1 p' u7 @3 ^Mostly Garaged
: w0 ~( `" |8 C5 b- o1 GMajor Goof 9 g* H6 I. ?4 X
MGB: Might Go Backwards
4 d' a, }2 V7 o* d8 UMGB: Might Go, But . . .
1 f/ G+ p9 k1 }- zMGB: Motor Going Bad
9 a8 b6 ^* ]/ S4 aMGF: Might Go Forward * |% s N5 m- M0 h1 P3 L7 m) N$ {3 F
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 2 `. Z& \* f8 F, a7 |
4 W& t; |# I2 W& Q, P- y" ~MOPAR * P' A( f% O- q4 X! s7 h
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 i! r5 k1 z8 d% @- Z( X' ]Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ; X. m5 e& ^! ^ C& |
Most Often Passed At Races 4 o/ I4 R5 a8 d2 d& J7 V' y% `+ J
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 4 }, O" i& w/ J. P! J
Move Over People Are Racing
/ ?* Y8 \6 N c6 J; L4 I9 ~$ AMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
( ^* P9 O5 s- K- U8 lMy Old Pig Ain't Running
8 u- w( z5 E% `8 Q" q9 WMy Only Problems Are Repairs
6 Q; K6 f" @5 w; c% ~Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
- k A2 R; R% D) GMore Often Parts Are Replaced $ d) T. Q% V7 H8 I
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8 T/ {5 c# J9 z9 t7 GMUSTANG:
, r7 s9 U8 U6 b8 A. B; Q* ]: JMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good # _7 G5 {4 r3 F
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
+ {* Z+ N6 G5 F5 f9 ]& a7 vMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
. z1 d' i0 s) v7 h6 eMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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5 r! ]8 p/ j. D1 |; UOLDSMOBILE: 4 B( P2 a8 c6 M5 q( _
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
, V- u# m% ]' eOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
! z7 j- Q; c; z7 p' A# PPut In Nickel To Operate # x1 W$ o" ~/ w' g
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
/ X9 g, ?; _7 h+ Z; kPut In New Transmission Often . N( f+ y1 Y6 V5 x
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 2 S8 Z' t j0 |
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PONTIAC:
- D( U1 D( ^: A9 A0 X$ @- pPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
4 s0 Y! y2 R. ]8 O" r, h" k* NPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: 1 e# T7 J. L5 O
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
1 |3 W8 ?5 |9 F6 |$ a6 \Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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( \ F" U1 H" F. P' G3 [Send Another Automobile Back ' D% m6 A6 s; c8 U
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown & |; G$ \- ]& |" v# _: s
Sad Attempt At Beauty
5 j. ^3 w0 d6 n' w/ TSorry Auto, Always Broken 2 e5 J w' x6 c, ?
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ) l6 A7 N* a' Z! y; P& W
_4 b$ E H9 ?$ h4 q9 NTOYOTA: * z4 \: f3 b6 b/ U! A& S2 f
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 0 T# q: i+ W5 q% K9 k9 i' u
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 6 @/ W& _$ V3 E' \6 V
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
: G& e& p6 w5 Z' Y( l! kThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
3 U2 K- G3 A5 [1 d; ~3 X: V7 nTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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* B$ T% v' p9 U8 y( }7 c8 t7 \ NTR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 9 `" X) q; z( e M" U9 b, D
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Virtually Worthless |
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