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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- / Q% g7 \9 P& X, q! |: z& t
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ACURA: ' B% \! E3 `7 x/ G$ [% U
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
2 ^ I/ \3 j7 [! WAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC: & A5 N" O: G7 \4 `
All Makes Combined ) e/ u/ T9 l: a* b
A Major Cost
& I/ s! M4 J/ X8 i2 z! g- |, F. bA Mutated Car
# w( _+ v& E* J$ `7 ]5 PA Morons Car 1 u5 w ^: K$ i# `7 O
Another Major Catastrophe
' a* {* |3 _; R1 [2 A& F- tA Man's Car
, \2 x# E9 Q7 }5 l+ R/ rA Miss Conception " A Y) l5 i j1 x6 z$ v
All Muscle Car
8 ?1 u( e. v% y- F4 M" F. vAll Most Car
& D2 t& c+ w, `0 R. V! \Annoying Mechanics Constantly
+ b% U+ ]6 ?- O: `4 s1 N% dAutomotive Mental Cruelty p; c+ f; K$ }5 C/ N
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AUDI:
, q W! s5 |$ uAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented . B( ^2 h: U% `2 ~% A$ h
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
: g, L1 C8 P# m8 ?( A6 p$ NAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
' l; l( U. h# f+ }6 d6 lAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
8 ?+ M# Q6 d: N0 a8 kAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
' Q! {1 [% s" K. q; r/ S2 E+ mAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
- m' [# I) z2 }# N: Y9 u# U( q# b3 u9 F; gAll Unnecessary Devices Installed ( u' d- W o# ^# o; `
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% ?4 K0 [$ D& EBMW: * U% |9 e0 C! q; n6 L- f8 c
Big Money Works
1 T) G$ R7 y, K4 n! ZBought My Wife
3 z! o9 N, `2 g+ t" h. ]Brutal Money Waster
$ g7 {8 `# G7 ~2 IBreak My Window y4 S. k' \. |
Break My Windshield
; M, w5 ^2 }4 I" X- EBabbling Mechanical Wench & B& R( `9 F3 o% M }. n( j
Beastly Monstrous Wonder 9 [. X K' d. {- @2 j3 t
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 0 z$ o9 y$ z0 I& ^& F
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder . {0 O8 ?) T. `5 o6 h3 T+ l
Barely Moving Wreck - A; C* ?7 t0 f8 v3 q* W; o
Big Money Waste 7 x- a! Z6 a" [+ q2 b: _3 o
Big Money. Why? t) I* n- d: z- B
Big Money Works , r' L( W! k" [5 u- F' _; ^
Born Moderately Wealthy
$ h' z8 F V6 uBreaks Most Wrenches
/ F; y9 [% t) M* y! m7 b! |5 U- {Bring Many Wrenches
" h% ?# d! h( Y. i! z( C$ UBrings Me Women ' W9 ~3 v/ [+ c: B: g9 b3 O7 D7 H
Brings More Women 9 e3 [ x$ ^. i4 V2 K4 F' g6 v
Broken Money Waster ' B! m2 v) x2 B9 l
Broke My Wallet ; w2 l0 B1 \2 G
Broken Monstrous Wonder
+ X$ K' X% S h0 uBumbling Mechanical Wretch
9 y2 L, g( I; x$ i5 s( BBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
1 f* a& u2 X' {& nBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
7 z+ a" Y8 a8 W7 u( ]9 N; f2 OBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
; T3 O4 B6 U1 ~! u; HBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 1 a5 {( p2 y- E5 u
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+ y: z @' E {+ l' w# U/ J. TCamaro: $ R) K& J1 y) Q n# d+ W. F
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 ]6 U6 f4 c: t1 ~# ?* }; ECan't America Make A Real One? 1 j1 I' U9 I% V2 a. F
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 4 w5 q! g- N7 r% Y1 D$ t6 G
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: ; P& t' W \ f0 c! o
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
. R1 M2 J1 } MCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
2 c; [( }8 x! s( \/ h; |. {Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
]1 l, ~+ U+ p4 G+ Y& }! n$ Z! aConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
( k. g' l# D3 `2 ]Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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q, ?# ~7 O8 m" w" ~DODGE: , o: E, H3 Y' r) } K
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere " a* F7 i. N1 k3 L' J
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater / ~+ b$ p( ]/ c9 u4 J
Dead Old Dog Going East 5 f0 ~( v2 `* `9 V' K' ]: f" s. g
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 5 Q! r( @& E8 E2 |. k7 W. K
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
- ?$ S% x) H& y0 gDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' \( a* n* B5 j) @
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter $ U: |2 f! W; Z) i! {' N
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
, e7 i# M' |6 T7 t8 G. N6 dEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs 1 n8 ^/ a- j% }
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. T% ?9 i+ p1 L! uFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
- p: Q! ^% w8 ]* D0 H* }$ Z+ KFix It Again, Tony
; f N& Q+ ?; e* r# MFix It All the Time
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7 |. R- G! b! ?$ iFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation * \0 }& | Z- e2 }+ E+ t4 g
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FORD: 6 B0 L/ F( u4 H* N
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
3 ]* b; @# H+ f. b( OFix Or Repair Daily
7 `' o! }+ c# ^Found On Road Dead
: f& j& e: x, \, PFast Only Rolling Downhill 3 Y5 a* _$ _" w- ^4 S1 h* i. z
First On Race Day
* I0 G8 q. W* u9 eFirst On Recall Day
6 T$ g1 A: y2 \* L$ W) H( kFabricated Of Refried Dung " @* @% F" M7 Z
Fails On Rainy Days
. \8 i" b, Q# ~% ]& O0 S) KFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# K9 b& O6 z' @ N$ p3 b& QFatally Obese Redneck Driver
' j( R; M6 A* sFault Of R&D % N4 f8 b$ T# j, B; ~3 N8 r
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
% J* I x, Y" I. O' }, EFireball On Rear Denting
& ~3 I9 F& }3 L zFirst On Road to Dump , v! g$ a' R: u: R) B- G% Z \9 h
First On Rust and Deterioration
& J. a+ I2 A3 }- @" \& n4 q. pFix Or Recycle Dilemma
4 d0 [9 Z; n# wFlipping Over Results in Death
: B1 I# d, G* v/ d7 dFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
/ N' U' q- u( I0 W6 [7 E" A! r* nFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 5 H a3 ?* `$ {0 t4 v2 r
Foot On Road Decelerates / X6 g( x! y/ h) o: B
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
/ n# F% {4 } mFormed Of Rejected DNA
( {8 v1 s X+ H6 U% KForwarded Once; Return Denied " V1 i$ B7 h4 M6 |- r3 g1 w' m
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 5 C/ T* l% Z) J% I
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
3 `3 O' u, H r1 l* c& vFork Over Repair Dough
$ [. l3 _) C" Q3 W rFouled Out Re-done Dodge , z& D) [: c h6 z* b
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
& z. V' N( L+ X1 JFree Or Reduced Drastically
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Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 3 `+ A' {$ {9 K* U) g
Funny Old Rattling Dump
" x. T4 S$ b: T4 M6 S( z! hForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
+ e" [& O$ n( q3 I/ b4 Q1 _1 V1 W8 rFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
, z$ V F, A0 y) i( RFound Out-Right Dangerous 9 P# R+ a" H# P% N
Future Of Racings Delight / b9 L. r4 G9 v8 f; U
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
9 ^/ q1 g3 J; `(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 7 Y" w7 d d: s3 c0 G* a
LTD: 5 D( q* n) i! A: H
Lacks Total Dependability - ~! }1 d& V) _# x, ^5 ]9 d; O/ ?
Lots To Do $ H6 ^+ x; t4 e4 N7 Y; F4 b
Looses Transmissions Daily ; [% ]9 R- x2 Z! u$ w P6 _
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: , f- C5 x [0 f; K2 s6 c; z- D( }
General Maintenance : l. L) s# ^6 W7 [/ T9 l
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Garbage Motors ; T( F3 x2 Q! y
Generally Miserable 4 G* m" D" r/ ^" f; q0 d( f4 a
Grossly Misconceived - y6 e5 Q$ P3 W, v2 U
Gluteus Maximus
/ x( e1 \# P, F2 N" AGood Money ; A% `! Y- ]3 f5 m) D
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Gone Mental
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GMC:
. \# ~) D2 b a. f7 r9 o9 I mGrief & Misery Combined 8 c. K- S9 G; W9 A" @. g& p% u3 W
Garage Man's Companion $ k" l" p" D5 F% o
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
2 Z7 {6 ]$ m' z: F. D' {; tGenerally Mediocre Cars 9 M2 Z* f' `5 t9 K
Get More Chicks
, M! Z8 A5 B2 T }# F' bGets Mechanics Crazy
0 A% ~, w1 O$ iGods Mechanical Curse
# N+ z( M2 i/ I9 ^2 y4 [Got More Crap
1 E) {/ s6 o& }9 P" XGreat Mountain Climber 0 M* k- g1 [- {5 T. o/ a1 B5 w0 E6 m
Great Motor Car
5 V5 q1 t' m V8 L/ n2 P$ DGod Made Chevy ^3 Y( N7 w9 C1 Z; K
Good Moron Car
3 e4 f. G* X9 A2 W$ A- J9 aGot Mine Cheap 3 b1 e0 D4 v! b, d1 |
Get My Checkbook 9 M s: D2 T9 L3 x. I+ Y
Gone Mad Corp.
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8 N7 ]/ u8 B" U0 o0 ^GTO:
- e* K) f5 f1 W. M- e4 L5 k/ E! z: eGas, Tires, Oil , n( o0 ?3 [! K. R
Get Tools Out
9 s0 h& g5 f1 ~# n# j# u7 p' pGet To Onramp
, P/ L/ q9 b, `% ]( Z2 v6 i9 v* cGood To Own 5 I4 [; j. ~% Z2 w7 h- D, W: ?
Get The Others 9 [$ r# l* z% A H1 j
Generally Trashed Out " e& Y4 r a5 W+ ]
Good Time Out & ?3 G' I" w4 b# i
Gone To Overdrive
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1 C7 j# V- @8 [Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 9 C, P' B8 l3 O* v' \
Had One Never Did Again
- ?# V3 |- Y7 I& I- j% o" DHang On, Not Done Accelerating ' S9 b9 `% h4 \' R: {
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
5 i" Z, v, o5 |/ l1 CHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles # U( V% A9 ~+ Q& \/ t
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration ( Q. g$ _& ]: r }" F6 ]/ B
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ; D. M7 P4 \7 w% R' D
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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9 {$ e# K3 j1 y6 W _" GHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: 7 D1 X2 _; g2 U r
Just Eats Every Part
6 e$ S8 e1 s" O$ P. P- mJust Empty Every Pocket
2 c7 r/ o. m- o& n, P8 r: A1 aJunk Engineering Executed Poorly 9 _9 v( M; |* ^+ i& l
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes * V8 k: z3 N1 L% F
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: ' S+ f% N5 P( ?! u7 C
Kick It Around
6 W3 E3 V+ Y0 W7 \, v. [5 CKick It Again
0 Z9 G1 r+ W. h: p# ?+ DKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
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& _; w& b; r* AMajor Goof
0 H% D l( O" NMGB: Might Go Backwards
x; m1 ?. m2 }" P n( Y* tMGB: Might Go, But . . . # B5 z: B( J' k
MGB: Motor Going Bad
3 T, c. j9 @. Y/ W% t" l# P ?MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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4 g* s& N e+ H6 F. OMOPAR
& N' ^! }8 [% V5 [Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
4 k) d6 n+ ?. P( R* h2 S8 G# oMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ( A* N V; G( U& |9 [& N. m/ k
Most Often Passed At Races
0 v' s6 O. o8 ?, O; s8 m5 W" ?Mostly Old Parts And Rust
) Z D' j0 h: V1 N0 V- W# VMove Over People Are Racing
. g) L: s7 U1 g- K9 r* }* xMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
3 f- T1 |! p$ l7 ]2 \: ZMy Old Pig Ain't Running 4 F9 ~. D# J: P0 n$ X5 R- O
My Only Problems Are Repairs / k4 H( P) c. L! F% @- l! a0 j
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement . d, d. u4 M# Y: e; D( `8 O# h
More Often Parts Are Replaced : E$ v" J4 T0 i6 |
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MUSTANG: " a! g b% ]: ^+ u$ |
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
9 n# ^4 F; {, C6 J1 zMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go - z- t3 G( Q$ R# I4 v# \
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go . ?3 p# I4 l9 ^. Q& D. y
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 3 n3 f7 f2 V7 Y0 A9 ~
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3 c6 z) U" l2 B, a$ t @2 ~0 z cOLDSMOBILE: ; V. J" x; }: v* B5 P% q2 F
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday J8 \! w8 ]$ x
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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: j9 n* f" A5 j' A6 APINTO:
! D$ T: c) e0 w8 D0 J( r1 w. aPut In Nickel To Operate
& e: ], B- J+ ^3 V r0 |Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
3 s4 I4 H* g2 u$ OPut In New Transmission Often " x" X6 G9 H5 G# \5 p
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: $ R& H! u( r- D( v f. s) D5 {
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 6 S- M# y# t, o' n/ l
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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! N# v9 M- C8 b/ ZPORSCHE:
+ m6 Y* N" _8 E+ K2 sProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
4 `, K5 I* h, J3 xPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough / G, K1 P6 ^ K
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Send Another Automobile Back
/ g& A. f. }( N8 U. U7 T& oSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 F' v+ ^7 ]; M: K" b& @7 JSad Attempt At Beauty , t' \" F+ @# Y8 `
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ) w& ]0 L! p. l q/ g2 Z6 d
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
3 {# @9 u F/ \4 MToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
" d- G0 W1 }+ H \! a) J) e. D7 JTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass # F( |( [" L+ C8 c! c# H! \
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
( M: B% V' T/ Z0 V/ d4 P; B, HThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
. B( l$ c# P' z. |7 {5 oTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! % m, h! T3 z) N
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TR: Tools Required ' O3 i2 C+ H5 {, W$ [- a1 B
( C; c" H' J6 \, U* u+ bVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ! d( X6 J! a6 b! N: G
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Vintage Wreck
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