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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- * e& E6 B8 r" G9 `% H3 t/ L. q; e
3 H- p) N% N0 f! eACURA:
7 M+ o" D2 Y# V( K4 qAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
1 K; W2 q9 L$ ~' w: @8 b3 c% a' J) R7 ~Asia's Curse Upon Rural America # O0 S) i4 m4 c4 f T1 s2 W6 C
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All Makes Combined
2 J3 I' p9 t4 I4 A! F3 l2 pA Major Cost ; S: e# s; v2 {
A Mutated Car
}1 v7 j# X+ i0 _ a/ z8 [# PA Morons Car ; C9 T. E* H! N0 t) c4 o* w$ w) M. o
Another Major Catastrophe
! K( z' T6 Y7 Q2 f! z& h' ^A Man's Car 5 O$ _5 \0 _. L N1 I6 a
A Miss Conception ) j% Z$ M9 y; S @
All Muscle Car ) p& N" J. n- X7 e# M( J6 @
All Most Car
8 x# X4 |1 \) K- zAnnoying Mechanics Constantly # x7 Z8 E- ^# t1 S& s; w
Automotive Mental Cruelty ! w- g- T: N2 |& d( O6 s3 ]1 \
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AUDI:
0 a# h6 @. S9 s! RAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 5 F, I, E8 @# y% a, j
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
7 ~; n. g; p2 _4 L& oAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
7 O" o h$ O# F% t4 E. b5 ~1 bAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention ' \. h8 R% {1 p! T% N* r& H2 G% I
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
) X# d: \: s z* h/ W9 eAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
6 ?% t9 [+ w9 C% K# M- EAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
6 m% A2 C( U3 KBig Money Works - a, d8 @* ^2 ?6 B) C0 Y. V& z, C) z
Bought My Wife 4 j3 g4 B: e3 \4 f6 k
Brutal Money Waster 1 _! s$ X6 Y$ x
Break My Window
+ ~' W- c; z H( o! ^5 c) i& D' hBreak My Windshield ; {% R. J+ e2 B4 \$ R7 Y6 D. Q8 [
Babbling Mechanical Wench 0 V% @( A, a" d" S
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
$ ?, L# d$ J. H1 G' G ABeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ; e. ]1 R9 a; l4 l( a9 Q
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
. \2 o! j' e% Y1 n$ }% C8 ]Barely Moving Wreck 9 U; |" ^- {# f6 c
Big Money Waste
# j3 E+ p! _2 u0 A* kBig Money. Why? . T, C/ S2 g. r" {- M* w
Big Money Works 0 R: G. l- U3 s: |3 x6 ]
Born Moderately Wealthy 4 w; K4 E. S0 t) {
Breaks Most Wrenches
; `3 V8 b) [) LBring Many Wrenches \8 a3 A- c2 S; k& y5 ~9 Y
Brings Me Women / z6 G( w' j- q! c2 z1 A/ a
Brings More Women 7 z! @# f) D0 P! ]% J
Broken Money Waster
. E, D' g9 n- s* C! q7 @Broke My Wallet
1 B( ]7 f/ D3 F' eBroken Monstrous Wonder ' v0 `! u+ V; e, ~: R) C) @
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch ) b; Q* ^3 v( I
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 0 y& [# i; @% [
Bavarian Manure Wagon 3 A G# f c2 |
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BUICK:
$ f, }, g7 Y( D0 h0 @8 E. k( _/ oBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
8 A# S+ v7 W8 K1 }! |& i% [- B EBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 2 ?+ [( a1 ~: j1 Q1 Z
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9 j t' \) j5 ]' q1 eCamaro: 6 T2 F; D6 ?$ B# R d( g: C+ h6 X
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ]8 K3 ?+ h2 u& N( k) g- g
Can't America Make A Real One?
& q+ H* h6 A0 M; D/ cChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* x2 A# ~$ j* Y% X) fCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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( W4 w8 J( Y$ r5 w7 \! E" _4 cCHEVROLET: . C! |5 q! D6 a
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
5 s. \0 n% N4 hCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- ^; j( V( A' R( r" n, hCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 5 |6 h6 a; Q9 e" y
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques . x3 ~* @. s+ U+ u5 ^
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 2 g# T6 c. I- c% ] t* z/ K8 u
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) [+ f, M& m. eDODGE:
- Y6 A" z8 Z+ Y- ODrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ) J, K$ B6 g1 P- \
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 8 ~# u! ^( H M8 z
Dead Old Dog Going East " z: A0 }* b! e. P. c1 ~. Y" U3 W
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 9 L. `5 v% _* f: n; e: @. @- m
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
% R/ d2 r' e$ e% M5 L; G/ S( O3 DDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
( Y7 y% F- g8 q7 V! u7 jDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 6 x9 K6 Z) z- o c$ K. i
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
8 s# R1 E' k) Q) I: MDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive , D7 a& a- A, E! O* l6 ~
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EDSEL: / `/ N) s/ W' V' ]+ p
Every Day Something Else Leaks 1 }$ y0 ?; }0 Q9 g
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs % G* A0 b' m" u6 ^0 z4 D! o$ ~: |4 B
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FIAT: & ?9 W( }# s& I8 N' Y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
. \; A& A/ x" o6 B# lFix It Again, Tony
4 t' ~9 ]6 m* ]' \# T, TFix It All the Time 0 C. E9 H! o% v% u
Found In A Toilet * g9 v. X- S5 V% p
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation + l4 R) |- O, @" c, D5 J
" ^- T4 Z5 W+ {: _7 q4 CFORD:
: e1 _6 s& n- W7 z! Z o5 O' n; @Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
5 @) c1 M9 p P6 x# _0 lFix Or Repair Daily 3 M: T/ B: M+ z8 O( `
Found On Road Dead - Q+ ~( N4 V+ p2 @, s# r" {
Fast Only Rolling Downhill * D. _8 y8 ~3 B. W
First On Race Day & C1 }3 N) G8 }" U& |
First On Recall Day
# N9 A, f$ z! D# |5 `Fabricated Of Refried Dung
! t! i S6 H6 f9 U) O5 M+ v' U9 sFails On Rainy Days
/ X( M; i1 ?& b# b+ wFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
! k" n6 N# s/ a1 R( k0 {Fatally Obese Redneck Driver * x. E# G* |+ e9 ]3 B2 S: Q
Fault Of R&D b- [' [, B" v' ^+ l& N7 y
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
1 B8 u# r1 `: E8 T2 \9 @1 |( Q" WFireball On Rear Denting ( Y) ^9 u3 {7 O8 }
First On Road to Dump 0 b9 x# U' h6 G1 |( ?
First On Rust and Deterioration 1 h6 ?! g* i1 X U ]- z
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma : [6 R v- F% w$ M* F: R$ s' q
Flipping Over Results in Death & n) E" Y3 _' L) H, j, H8 R
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ! U/ H1 \3 _$ Z6 E7 w- J
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled . ~9 y R% a$ d3 `& S/ N5 w4 u
Foot On Road Decelerates
, P! k" v: t7 ^, KForced On Reluctant Drivers
2 X( @- I' K3 aFormed Of Rejected DNA
, B' C0 H& H+ [% z& j4 n) h7 J6 pForwarded Once; Return Denied $ S1 g- [ [5 K, Y2 ]- m
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 8 X$ d" x" i( W6 X
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin : U, q7 x# ]* J# ~$ C, ^3 B
Fork Over Repair Dough
- b! T) R3 w7 ?' |Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ( V5 h! F4 c+ M f% Q; e
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ! O& Y* b& Y" e) ]
Free Or Reduced Drastically a# X$ K A% F8 `# H
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
5 T. z. D" Z: A- K5 s/ K5 hFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ' }9 u( O" T7 T6 M( M9 e1 @
Funny Old Rattling Dump 7 e' S# i* m! m8 q
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) v) S- b2 u2 N; f6 g5 a% W3 j) R: r1 O
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA , I2 R# u' b, p/ ^" ]
Found Out-Right Dangerous & P6 `" m2 n; o S, V: P
Future Of Racings Delight
! U$ N/ Z8 u7 Q& G, [% z(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 7 I" Z9 g& _3 M5 Q/ C8 ?
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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* p. s. v2 ?: F( t+ ?7 sLacks Total Dependability
0 W# E) B7 I: a9 i' iLots To Do
! Z. i4 b" L9 s( d0 y" VLooses Transmissions Daily ' l+ R" f5 R& _5 [. e3 P2 E
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked ' L/ I8 O# i% T& Y2 h$ e( O
; A# p8 {: e+ z% q4 K# p' VGM: 0 T3 ]9 | g- R% A) Z$ E, X
General Maintenance 8 C+ ]9 m. Q. _$ ]: B! q% R. R6 d
Great Mistake
+ Q1 f! ~1 l% \/ iGarbage Motors / Z9 F8 n1 T9 g0 c/ e- f& i: i
Generally Miserable
/ g: _& M2 ^' P1 u9 A; U! K& UGrossly Misconceived 0 O- [' V7 g& f2 G8 a" h
Gluteus Maximus
$ o; F( g( W9 C" |0 J- g( zGood Money . j! n' u+ W8 o! P+ w- u
Goofy's Manufacturing
$ k' ?, k- a" D4 @+ NGone Mental
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GMC: $ N2 P# q. E* P- {8 W/ ^' U
Grief & Misery Combined 3 s) F; [: [2 v6 ?
Garage Man's Companion
& e! _. G- N$ y2 F3 V5 j( \5 j; k6 {! ?Gotta Mechanic Coming?
) u" _: ~3 P8 T$ _Generally Mediocre Cars w3 i; F% ~8 a" C) j! |
Get More Chicks / H @. g5 z9 d4 f# X) D
Gets Mechanics Crazy " r6 {- s; o) C# v L
Gods Mechanical Curse
$ s# b i% Z) B% IGot More Crap 0 J( \" ]& n% v/ F
Great Mountain Climber 2 z, A- z5 e7 I& |" J
Great Motor Car ( F) L! k; o6 L3 A; {# x S5 H5 W
God Made Chevy
8 C r1 g* k. L1 r3 rGood Moron Car
' p. U; _! X6 S) F$ SGot Mine Cheap 6 P+ z1 m7 o) A1 M) H- `5 y4 V7 M1 G
Get My Checkbook
# \+ r2 a s, }/ Z# o; l# G* a3 wGone Mad Corp. 4 ?/ y5 Q0 t/ k
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GTO: # y( Y5 O4 |; Y( o- D
Gas, Tires, Oil , p4 F6 B1 C2 N0 P( [' [, v
Get Tools Out
+ O; r# U- `0 L: N' }- ]( aGet To Onramp . u1 v& Y& k1 Z
Good To Own 5 c8 K' m2 P* B* b4 L) w: k
Get The Others 5 e8 p4 ~" c( p
Generally Trashed Out 9 J$ `8 G* {! T7 K% |7 Y
Good Time Out ( v2 Q# S' O _( h6 j6 u- [
Gone To Overdrive
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( d6 L8 q7 W a# sHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
" o1 F. J8 `5 e9 \+ DHad One Never Did Again ; o3 B% R* K8 Q' H! b
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
3 @ d- \- `8 C" f0 \- ^Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
. V1 W+ c2 a6 M3 H7 |Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
7 k4 X) ~$ B) Y% }( K) \History Of No Dramatic Acceleration R( C0 _% V- D9 G* `2 n* o
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
4 y4 N! Z; f7 d5 S% k5 E! Y& ]. JPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 2 n; g2 c( Y0 g& o1 J/ R* X
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- w7 i; B- V& EHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... \3 b7 W% f/ M6 T% j# X
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JEEP:
( d7 h! `) e K& H3 t# B& Z: pJust Eats Every Part
; n+ j6 p( M/ S9 u6 G e. C. o7 w/ s3 yJust Empty Every Pocket & z2 W9 y* f: [' B( g; \6 l
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
) j$ \. h, H" O0 G2 H3 g7 OJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
( y; ]$ u$ m2 g H! w: \4 \Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA: " I0 k& l" T4 [% p9 M9 L
Kick It Around " T( i5 a+ u- |2 T0 A0 R6 q# K
Kick It Again ( s8 S2 B) m* Q: L" f
Killed In Action ' l" K6 r' ]6 {- p
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious & N6 ?% Y) {* L' Q$ @5 s
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 8 W% {( y6 n( [" f) E3 y
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MG:
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Mostly Garaged
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" o8 y+ w$ p b5 k4 l, M ~$ LMGB: Might Go Backwards ! I# P- w% t0 q0 D2 A- ^
MGB: Might Go, But . . . # }; @, O: b- h6 }4 A
MGB: Motor Going Bad , y6 j- g5 Y8 ~
MGF: Might Go Forward 5 @0 a1 D o9 r# \
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 5 l8 k4 g+ k( R* U
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MOPAR 4 F; O" S8 k5 h3 ` h7 R
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / V, V) `% y" x6 L! ]/ |; K# w
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
5 d, v0 _- C) e0 p6 C9 Q8 `- TMost Often Passed At Races - ~) u9 m B: {: T8 S
Mostly Old Parts And Rust # I$ O& \$ y% Y! I H+ `' |
Move Over People Are Racing * r1 Z' B6 v# O- v0 b$ g* x
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
5 f0 k7 p+ R. nMy Old Pig Ain't Running 0 U3 B' X2 R/ s% D. J" U* T: M
My Only Problems Are Repairs
& |* i1 W1 g, a7 {) Z BMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ' G$ ^4 B7 C5 H8 H
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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: D. z% Y4 V- x+ O2 s: y7 ~Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good # F7 H6 s7 x! ^% D
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ! ]+ F& V3 n8 V# J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go , c1 Y) _- q* y$ I" F, q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 4 S8 y. L' w4 r* L5 p7 y$ o! {
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OLDSMOBILE: z; T$ _- A5 _' M$ s' G
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
# j! y& ~$ S+ G: r7 @Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO:
2 Z2 c( B) a6 F. \0 j8 dPut In Nickel To Operate # p0 A& ]) I/ b( m7 T
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook * d$ [: H; P) M! [( |
Put In New Transmission Often 7 e; r) Y! p. o/ R& T5 R- x
Pushed In Neutral Too Often : z* \: W9 Q: `- L( b7 h
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PONTIAC:
7 R8 U/ c4 r5 b9 iPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car y9 G; D" W* D+ V w' H
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ! O+ u1 _1 E, h9 n' X
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PORSCHE:
x1 y" ]7 C/ F; b0 IProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ' [; L' n6 P' n0 n' i! |$ a
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 4 L& e) N: v7 z# ], o& G
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Send Another Automobile Back ' ~+ a. Z+ Q' ]; r& \/ g
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown @4 k& n# d1 }# M# \
Sad Attempt At Beauty `; d: `! a1 j0 y8 s- ]
Sorry Auto, Always Broken 5 ]' ?" X; U7 z0 X% i& v% a
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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Q) Q: W) p" QSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 1 z+ p8 D8 l& g+ e
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TOYOTA: 6 B8 V" o: ~$ A4 F+ l$ D
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 6 P6 V. ]( x$ o- E
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 9 I/ c. @4 B/ \- A, D2 U
The One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 3 ?$ P& D4 Q1 f, I) @$ c
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! # Z; o4 z6 {$ y1 v
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$ N1 U% Q2 |; r0 `$ o/ j2 aTR: Tools Required
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, K# @# [; ^4 R% ?; u! f. IVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ) F) x$ n1 l" s* o; H
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VW: 5 o$ X2 r. w2 H+ k+ i
Vintage Wreck + X% l8 B( U5 w0 T! ~1 S/ _
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