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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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. B4 K u( y$ |9 NACURA: ' n3 ?* E3 `$ L+ S
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
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R1 N) I! @" s# R; `AMC:
2 c- a. ^# u7 F/ y& U) D9 @1 x2 PAll Makes Combined
! K6 L% a: |, h$ y. jA Major Cost
+ c, `7 W) H$ M% I1 O4 _A Mutated Car
4 ?3 a9 E7 p9 j( b% I1 a BA Morons Car
# s& |. \; l1 n# g q6 wAnother Major Catastrophe * q( K% h. e# L0 t+ C
A Man's Car
: M5 p( P! H1 @! T0 N0 I$ jA Miss Conception
0 a8 G) ]( |- N, @( bAll Muscle Car
! h+ l; {8 W/ ]4 k' z$ j' P5 TAll Most Car 4 j) n" |3 E+ Z$ Z1 z+ I
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 3 h9 D/ e8 `9 w0 c
Automotive Mental Cruelty 4 u9 _4 V2 i4 C$ {8 n! n" Q
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AUDI:
/ c3 I4 _) R+ @. k7 l6 M& ]Always Unsafe Designs Implemented 2 e0 t3 A$ j0 x# q% j5 v
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
3 {: m- n1 i( O8 r3 qAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
) M; l; Y, Q3 g0 u/ q3 X& F+ kAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
- L7 S! I+ y6 NAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 5 _6 X2 F" l; G9 ~# T+ H
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 w1 U/ b/ f* K- T! ^: [
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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Bought My Wife & g7 G+ Q' L) Y& D
Brutal Money Waster ! T: n$ l" l7 i) g$ p o
Break My Window % l5 C- O- ]6 g6 I4 v7 G
Break My Windshield
3 F$ e! [1 {5 e6 ABabbling Mechanical Wench
3 N! g+ s5 _! Q4 I% ?' LBeastly Monstrous Wonder . i7 W& w; \5 L* v1 [
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels : P0 H ?/ e' e$ c
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 4 {" H3 N9 U, S& a# n" [
Barely Moving Wreck
8 m, [6 \$ R- ?, t1 }Big Money Waste , Z0 ?* N7 g$ W) p8 \( v
Big Money. Why?
7 t5 D/ h3 `- M. sBig Money Works " w; S' m5 I7 R/ E' s
Born Moderately Wealthy 7 O* r+ X: ^, Y$ a9 Q" o
Breaks Most Wrenches
$ B7 p; Z' Z: f B o2 xBring Many Wrenches 3 F% j* X6 O; l) s4 D
Brings Me Women " _: X+ n- D7 Z" G& L+ E" R# L2 S
Brings More Women
) `) w. o9 F$ h4 w2 C w: rBroken Money Waster ) n2 ~3 R) o @( [
Broke My Wallet ' w [+ R4 H2 U
Broken Monstrous Wonder
0 K! b7 h9 r# rBumbling Mechanical Wretch * |5 h2 J* ]2 I9 K9 b
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck % N) |. O- X* f3 G0 h# M, ]
Bavarian Manure Wagon 3 A9 A8 z0 _5 Z, `) ?, L- V' z
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4 u/ [; g: O! | W# YBUICK: : K' l) M1 M% d _( f+ K0 V
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
' R3 L. y! ~0 yBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
, Z8 o0 I- Y6 b6 [, p3 BCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
* @7 g( ^7 Q& V; v+ y' Y, ]Can't America Make A Real One?
2 x' n& q3 @; pChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often * K, Y' J9 M3 c5 @( ~2 O. \6 v
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often , a6 r h( P' U6 Y
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CHEVROLET: * l$ D3 h0 V y6 `
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- X% l0 {) E$ a# M) CCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 8 C. }9 L5 Z1 P$ a
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
3 {9 t9 c H, ]8 F: n0 B% s# wConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
# P6 |$ B: |) X, @/ |Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ( D+ f9 p3 `; f; b
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DODGE:
' U* ~1 S+ r5 O! P. V; K8 L9 {Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
2 n' ^5 m) h+ j0 k: F& [Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 9 M9 X, z/ K5 r" X) c0 H6 r
Dead Old Dog Going East . j. u" a P" p
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires # @9 {1 W8 e' C
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy , b! J. Z9 J+ C. {3 \. p k1 `
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
+ e" a$ ^9 [; TDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter : S: `# z8 b7 u# D2 B" o0 g+ G
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment . `4 ^+ v2 c. o
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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EDSEL: $ h% x5 R3 b' O% `+ q9 h2 G
Every Day Something Else Leaks
9 D# R- {' Y" u5 a! y, SEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ) {5 Z, X( z; t
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FIAT:
9 X+ z! a1 F8 O! Y9 gFailure in Italian Automotive Technology $ J3 Y& c. O+ B$ A- ^$ g/ O% E
Fix It Again, Tony
8 o5 J- R( F. l+ z. [Fix It All the Time 7 i6 B; a2 k# f$ a2 Z
Found In A Toilet
! ^3 S* u; L/ VFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
: x( h& [+ t$ k5 A* i6 y3 r2 G* wFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge % i: w& B- W( o0 z9 a
Fix Or Repair Daily ; A3 [* G* [2 L4 p
Found On Road Dead
7 K/ Z. S9 Z+ E8 rFast Only Rolling Downhill 4 _/ u* K l% l5 Z. h. N
First On Race Day
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- Z# ?. K% ~1 G, FFabricated Of Refried Dung 1 i/ _" L& ^' `' P X
Fails On Rainy Days
7 i+ x) Y1 P: [Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream - f, j! x0 p) i- ~, M' x6 ^
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
( D& k6 }% Z4 Q+ M; jFault Of R&D
( H2 p. j+ B7 }' m' w! pFinally Obsolete Racing Device
% I- }8 Y7 c( N1 i5 zFireball On Rear Denting
2 s5 d( B' W1 N% }; l9 R2 SFirst On Road to Dump : e+ p4 R9 a3 e3 b/ u4 h+ W
First On Rust and Deterioration
+ V5 ~* w3 P" P) c: s6 D$ hFix Or Recycle Dilemma % w L# I: p: i0 A: t x
Flipping Over Results in Death
/ R6 J* }! U7 zFlipped Over Roadside Disaster " q9 E* W( u0 { F2 D) e4 N
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled / X# I1 Q6 y+ `, Q2 i- X" b/ N5 l
Foot On Road Decelerates ) ]. d( G8 P6 d6 G r
Forced On Reluctant Drivers / w$ ]5 ]7 b) o/ ?% G8 Y4 R
Formed Of Rejected DNA ! b, ~) v7 N8 U% K# p
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
~. j; W, f% v6 I. b4 z3 nForward Only; Reverse Defective ; H" b8 ?+ j* Q1 I/ [
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
1 r$ {" P7 U+ E+ a: J" bFork Over Repair Dough 9 ^. |) V B& b$ ^; A! m$ ?+ E
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
- i! _- N/ m: C: ?Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 7 w. o; U% `* G$ V' b0 o
Free Or Reduced Drastically , P; g( Y- e" i1 Q
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 8 l+ g( j6 {) j" k! ^' o4 r5 \2 w
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
! E. F# S. d& [5 E4 @Funny Old Rattling Dump . y5 r9 p5 i; _1 J% j7 w
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
$ r& [" J" v9 }6 ]Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA " w$ `5 g4 U5 {
Found Out-Right Dangerous 2 g; t @# K7 [7 o, O4 m
Future Of Racings Delight `8 [+ O$ ]: Q7 O1 [* l% l
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
& i& B) m6 z: q' j(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 2 N, {% H- b' f: [) k
LTD: ! m% x" |, U6 u1 A2 O! _
Lacks Total Dependability $ h) P6 Z V" @: ?& k* a
Lots To Do " B' ]3 K2 W; j5 g/ k+ F$ M
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: * p; |& q- k" e r5 a- Y
General Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
& y) H( c- {. l( fGenerally Miserable ( L) p6 c" Q/ p% N" }: }
Grossly Misconceived
, m$ x, D) R) \4 zGluteus Maximus 6 {2 O9 H9 y1 H4 ^% {2 w
Good Money
8 U: m! c C' W( ]. z; R4 oGoofy's Manufacturing 2 s) Y$ r# ^7 s# v
Gone Mental 3 a4 ~9 o0 h0 t# q2 m* l
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GMC: ; w- p( z3 J) a2 {! z6 S6 ^8 X
Grief & Misery Combined
' i; ^( { V! z( k" @. G2 P, S( V3 NGarage Man's Companion $ E0 N$ k/ C9 f# `- M/ r
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 4 h" E& k& E. V& c6 p( Y7 T
Generally Mediocre Cars
- S9 }1 ?( y2 d+ H; K/ F8 c& t$ RGet More Chicks
0 p1 s( _" g+ W8 B# C% UGets Mechanics Crazy + a! {. H9 [" S# J7 I( _0 v) h
Gods Mechanical Curse
: r; _) [8 B ]6 O& d% O( A- eGot More Crap 4 m, d$ D( J& t1 B& b5 f+ E$ P
Great Mountain Climber
7 f$ S% t& h& [: [9 b# Q2 k7 o# _; qGreat Motor Car
5 P7 c& ?2 K( K% I M- j% mGod Made Chevy
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Got Mine Cheap - v, u' ~. X( }
Get My Checkbook
5 \ U3 \ w( oGone Mad Corp. " `% U x7 X+ Y: m( S5 a! ]! [
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GTO:
$ h0 z0 ~0 N1 @( O3 n5 NGas, Tires, Oil
# x. }1 Q& Y& uGet Tools Out # f+ \3 {, W8 Y, p& n" p! Y$ X
Get To Onramp
: Q( l3 N$ V9 K. [1 h; oGood To Own ; O8 Z% V: i8 q1 H& V
Get The Others # `0 d7 f- | u; w
Generally Trashed Out
2 c5 _. v9 x$ N9 F, ^% xGood Time Out * t7 x5 j3 l0 t! K" h. C$ Q
Gone To Overdrive
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' ~1 W8 X/ J7 _4 |8 ~Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
! ]" r! T4 h% v& nHad One Never Did Again 5 ^; A# n0 V8 d3 B
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 1 ?. x1 d8 ~# ]2 z) J# k
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
" e, [4 I3 W) `( H* k$ x, Y* a9 Z- IHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles % U6 u$ U, m* J I( e
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration c# d9 R Q8 j. d% u4 p; t- b3 B7 q
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? + v6 z% Y0 [" O3 x* o
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 9 }# X. e% B3 M
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( [# U( D2 j& [* XHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP:
+ x* p" l6 O8 ?& D7 E$ cJust Eats Every Part ( o: R& b( _# V* A' c
Just Empty Every Pocket ; j7 s" e8 j3 p$ Z- K9 Q
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 0 N4 U1 [0 `1 l/ \
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes % F1 @0 W- t5 o1 O
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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|4 `8 ^1 F7 z) h3 @4 b& G! _, Z0 rKick It Around
8 S. K% n8 e6 ~% O7 SKick It Again 8 j* t3 ^' t5 O) H
Killed In Action
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6 C2 M$ d6 S' @LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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: C; y7 u4 q5 GMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
' E) I# o0 {; yMoney Guzzler " E- S$ K9 \# P
Mostly Garaged
6 v- i: a2 p. ~1 I3 Z+ zMajor Goof - A) I! w" u1 j Z* V+ l
MGB: Might Go Backwards
2 z4 r! v: J0 D s7 |* TMGB: Might Go, But . . . 5 l9 H' T5 L7 T1 w0 X3 L) @
MGB: Motor Going Bad
" `( W: ^" u3 NMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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) H+ s, U( z, U8 @' f* CMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / }" c( A- Y! Q, n1 t
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 6 Q$ J$ ^2 i0 F! r
Most Often Passed At Races
2 x8 ?2 L4 D1 h: @Mostly Old Parts And Rust
6 e: x- T/ i6 y1 l& @, cMove Over People Are Racing
{+ s0 F- f. @2 ]Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 J& U z6 b- A4 w/ Q$ n$ oMy Old Pig Ain't Running " i9 e2 \# l4 B* R
My Only Problems Are Repairs 8 Q# l9 {0 X7 z% G L# s! j. c
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement $ i4 Z% h% o+ i% g* h$ ^
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: ( [+ a$ |/ P" p8 x, [ P! R9 T
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
, b5 h* M+ @- r! T- k" mMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go / ^4 ^. _1 t d. Q3 q
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
$ \: t8 S1 B$ f( a' F2 m' vMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 8 Q5 c) x- X1 E$ w' E
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OLDSMOBILE: " F; q0 D2 n& v/ ]
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
. ` m7 U2 v2 O: ?9 F9 {$ _. e; eOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment : w7 P& y$ l! ^
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PINTO: " @6 q( X& V5 ^9 t- m" T- e; m l
Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often " w6 C2 j; z6 c S8 e: ^
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ) F2 n4 q. {$ h7 `
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; a8 y5 E0 g; h& Y% u4 x( kPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 9 |. I2 K @' j, v ^' h- ]& ?9 ?$ s
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PORSCHE:
! A* d$ d! w( [% y& C1 ?. L4 d/ lProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything * g$ l0 j1 ]1 Z2 W$ |" U$ w) P
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 1 M2 |! D: J" b) j+ t% Y
Send Another Automobile Back
% b( E; s8 l- Y D5 ]& a7 {Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ) @: I: [5 Y* M
Sad Attempt At Beauty
% G: d2 T8 U5 FSorry Auto, Always Broken * G2 w q$ ]& W k Y* r, a
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 6 M; z+ n5 t: {8 D5 Z
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- D3 L1 u2 |: j3 w0 h$ ~# VToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
7 S/ R& n! V5 p1 ?3 `+ c; ATorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
3 ~6 v( u6 {2 }+ X5 H" |9 K8 VThe One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH:
. s9 C& j9 L! y7 m+ jThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
, _ n' `% C+ X4 z3 [& CTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! . X; Y* D/ T* s# c+ S
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% {; ^, y) P: G. P1 D6 sTR: Tools Required
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' S5 l7 J6 V' w" [, UVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object ; m. j1 l, {& k O( m; S
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Vintage Wreck 4 Z& L6 C+ O. O" P
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