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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- . u# G6 t1 ]0 s. w# C3 p0 x
1 G& K7 [- b5 rACURA: ; g5 K. q% M3 H0 A: k5 U# V
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
% N6 W! c& k, n& F* ?Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
) V8 Y' V7 P( A2 K* L" ZAll Makes Combined
- A2 p+ H1 l, X% `( gA Major Cost 6 U5 p( u: o: d- |, B
A Mutated Car
k U9 A$ m( `# [5 v9 W5 oA Morons Car
6 p( [6 ?5 J1 K& `/ uAnother Major Catastrophe & J6 @: @; A- l8 u! ~- E. I
A Man's Car
7 f/ u: A7 `( F" J. _# {8 L2 _A Miss Conception
/ B( X4 G g+ x% C0 |All Muscle Car
0 g7 Z( O$ C( C0 b. QAll Most Car
1 |8 U8 O2 d5 v2 vAnnoying Mechanics Constantly ; _8 R& w) y5 s" I9 S
Automotive Mental Cruelty $ |# A. [# r g/ {5 \+ D
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AUDI:
, H8 X( N; [6 Y1 W/ z! D$ @, O$ XAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented " @8 w( M, J: z/ _' q% i) w
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 7 b/ n1 D5 R y) w" ?- Q# O2 E
Automobile Under Demonic Influence 7 _) g2 M" N1 |/ Q4 u; ]% H# d7 k
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention - [0 X' ^# e x3 _ n) l
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
% F$ E# P' I/ E8 T$ JAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
8 f- h9 J# [- _# ]6 ?$ i& K( KAll Unnecessary Devices Installed . R0 ]" N! [& \, O2 J5 Y
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1 u6 _: ]/ o) s m6 ]! S/ JBMW: " [ p; o* w) I2 r9 m7 q# G/ f
Big Money Works
- h. w, b. U% i0 ABought My Wife
; A" p" \5 N: {9 s0 u3 X+ `Brutal Money Waster
0 H' x/ `- g3 f% l d* l: nBreak My Window " N7 h& h, q$ ~
Break My Windshield : i- \9 F7 W, N: ~: z0 M6 S
Babbling Mechanical Wench
`& Y& \2 q! B; w" TBeastly Monstrous Wonder / ] q2 j+ I8 Z# D! `( F4 g
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ; ?3 z3 R. ?8 b! k' w) j
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 6 u% G5 g' _" q& V3 f9 \5 p0 _
Barely Moving Wreck
) b; N2 N J# N" S( qBig Money Waste
: V1 ? O1 R$ G# J# A0 Q6 `Big Money. Why?
$ l+ k- y5 {, D5 b, j" l) \Big Money Works % n+ Z$ A+ H! u
Born Moderately Wealthy
7 c4 D- ~$ H0 F: G: O7 j. f* _Breaks Most Wrenches # ?% @/ \' u( B' t4 G- d( j7 p
Bring Many Wrenches
+ k0 c" y& h$ g: `Brings Me Women
) F- k7 ]3 i, E; z; [* WBrings More Women ( C* G+ U0 u- ]& z X+ R
Broken Money Waster / h y* m `0 {2 Z, @
Broke My Wallet
N" M$ I% u! H* v1 rBroken Monstrous Wonder ; J! y* g% n! t: a0 b/ Q9 R
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
0 t) t6 q# t& aBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
7 o. J5 Z% W+ F' K0 TBavarian Manure Wagon 8 x5 n9 x1 G# `! o* c: H% @' ]+ x
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# G3 |, V1 _' xBUICK: 1 [/ L0 P7 o& a7 W( r0 [$ A
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer ) W) A% b& O$ t3 V
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
8 U! E# ^, O5 P" z" @1 j" GCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
2 L, K3 x- @. n8 e4 Q& DCan't America Make A Real One?
4 a! F7 o5 B& p( W4 n) o/ lChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
8 j8 r( p6 z' Q) E w8 Y! [: gCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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, c( k0 A/ b7 T7 @2 q: d3 E5 ^9 ?CHEVROLET:
( n8 t: a! O- [- Y; d4 RCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 7 M1 U; l9 D" Q" t f1 C) i
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
$ F% \" w: D6 R/ | Q9 F' i! _Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
' |5 r! ?. X- ?% G V4 s% L: d5 BConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 S( W1 d( `/ zCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE: 8 B1 X: L6 z. k& i3 Z/ F, H( [
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 6 V! X7 Z+ V2 s3 r0 ~: @& V9 `
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
! w Z, A" E R. zDead Old Dog Going East
0 G. L* V6 r- V6 w3 i4 TDead On Day Guarantee Expires # }; C; ~# u- h9 V
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Q) q' Y `/ O6 Y7 y
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' u, }$ G: Q+ j5 R% R" `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter # @3 b' V2 J* ~
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment 4 {+ n" ^8 r5 B7 W2 r5 L, h
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 \; ~; l$ m4 b3 `EDSEL:
4 C" d7 b D8 q1 K: D9 H3 {Every Day Something Else Leaks
+ h/ n0 m( ]$ x' D4 @9 pEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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! m1 d& R& G# ?; ?8 x; B' R! qFIAT: 8 ]; u0 L. F3 [& P/ v: y
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
% D- h1 B6 G, x' y4 b3 vFix It Again, Tony 5 F/ K* t) e# C; _/ G% S
Fix It All the Time 7 o6 I. n V; E0 t# `$ x4 C8 ^% }
Found In A Toilet 5 F# _( ?. `/ i: ^6 ^
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 8 R7 q/ E6 Q% K+ z6 E# ~0 W' l# I
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FORD: D2 C% c& S! L7 C% o }9 s
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* c1 ], Z; w; g! t' x KFix Or Repair Daily 0 T5 a3 l+ i9 e: X$ D0 |, ^
Found On Road Dead
2 x* w4 g# b) p* j2 oFast Only Rolling Downhill
+ i) ]& a3 G( [# ~9 sFirst On Race Day " S$ {4 s! C$ N$ c
First On Recall Day
3 v& w- @ _3 c' j" `' |- a* RFabricated Of Refried Dung " M0 w7 @3 Y5 z, q% W# s
Fails On Rainy Days 5 S; K0 P. _: E! b
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
2 ?* ]/ B8 v7 p( n4 {Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
% F$ x/ E: r- t- aFault Of R&D
. h$ f; j1 Y/ {8 j0 }" XFinally Obsolete Racing Device ! O7 Q! H b& b3 c2 O
Fireball On Rear Denting ( p' c. r R& `3 c. W1 Z" G
First On Road to Dump + `. R0 S; D/ S/ o" f
First On Rust and Deterioration : J: S' Q! F( k: a
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
& j2 ?; {) B, a6 q( n; I8 MFlipping Over Results in Death ! V0 ?' q$ U1 R9 @( a$ Z
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster 5 n l: p7 H+ }/ |) l9 O
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled - Y# @6 C4 g- x: q
Foot On Road Decelerates
# Q: |6 ?$ d, h" C. lForced On Reluctant Drivers * |4 T i9 I% e* y! b% ]
Formed Of Rejected DNA
: }: O U4 T; z3 p% O$ HForwarded Once; Return Denied
5 i) h" ]$ m5 }Forward Only; Reverse Defective
' h2 a7 \2 y9 @8 X( {& `Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
7 T5 A% C+ K$ ^; j% jFork Over Repair Dough
5 E/ R% U/ M$ o; w" RFouled Out Re-done Dodge 8 l& _" c# C1 }, Q- l
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 5 F8 D7 o1 J2 u( z' x: _
Free Or Reduced Drastically
: \- k1 @1 F* ?. C0 G; l) EFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed , |& B% j3 D# x; f
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 7 L6 G' v. m$ [# W, X4 e% e
Funny Old Rattling Dump 9 l. l3 S' K. L1 z5 T _/ K
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) 6 Y! m9 o7 k, G+ j* M" H( Q. S( q
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA ) q+ k# o- L0 D0 \; j
Found Out-Right Dangerous
_$ A; i& U& ^8 r% k* J/ T9 L1 b+ ^3 [Future Of Racings Delight ( {) E* S7 b9 J5 h, J
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 0 \: n) Q/ r4 g+ N$ z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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5 }5 x; k& P) X+ Z- ~Lacks Total Dependability % X2 M F% \/ o, W$ X6 y; h8 a! _% A
Lots To Do ) F# r% B. N% K( S- p
Looses Transmissions Daily 1 N3 d8 E1 Q2 I# S1 r: N
" \8 ]; ^+ ~* ^4 t* fGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 3 r: q: {9 P$ M7 j" I- e/ E0 p# x3 Q& R
General Maintenance c4 c+ ]# @/ {6 t2 f# W
Great Mistake
4 o2 q+ H6 w1 oGarbage Motors
. ^! N, g2 x% @' U" ZGenerally Miserable
. Z2 W0 g o$ x4 K2 bGrossly Misconceived & n. r" k3 l& \/ z: V+ {5 O1 q
Gluteus Maximus
5 O) I8 A: J( t3 ~! y- yGood Money 1 `" W$ ^0 i* L' E# A
Goofy's Manufacturing ( h7 z' Q2 N" h1 S R0 K* B, s* y
Gone Mental % ]4 V& s' C. |
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6 r% L) U! V2 e; sGMC: * K) u: w& f9 e5 ^- A, O% w( b7 V
Grief & Misery Combined
' z) d* o7 B7 G AGarage Man's Companion
# Q$ n; @$ B9 v9 W }# K3 c) _Gotta Mechanic Coming?
* } R3 C% R* J$ X" TGenerally Mediocre Cars
6 X, Q2 A) H; `. y7 m; @* BGet More Chicks % s; x6 f% M; X
Gets Mechanics Crazy
7 u6 W% a) N. ]1 r( gGods Mechanical Curse & z4 }* }- i$ e# L: T. H; Z' q+ J2 x
Got More Crap
- Z! h/ J) m4 f! XGreat Mountain Climber 9 d$ s4 f# P3 `
Great Motor Car
. P6 d: ]) N; D @- s; Y! ^God Made Chevy
( E$ _ t6 v4 j* J& [ fGood Moron Car + W& O! J, v0 E- \: V1 i
Got Mine Cheap ; R( i K6 l. x) N% _% `
Get My Checkbook
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GTO:
5 R- k! i/ g# d9 M3 Q9 QGas, Tires, Oil
% ]5 B- k Z# H( ]& ^0 W& |& YGet Tools Out
- r3 U! v: k8 d- C& v* EGet To Onramp
/ r8 h8 R$ L) \" SGood To Own
& N9 u; r3 { Y5 D- y* Z2 j# R5 `Get The Others
: s7 y+ x& x1 h5 b$ r( C$ _Generally Trashed Out
' ~6 V3 I# g' I0 H4 f$ nGood Time Out , d- s- t( |# P+ ~
Gone To Overdrive m, R7 w E3 W9 K' U& y) E7 E* L
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HONDA: 0 G# O# K- r' c! b
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 9 F3 ~: n+ P- e2 ?* ~; Q
Had One Never Did Again
- \7 k" L0 m! Q; THang On, Not Done Accelerating
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Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 4 W: G8 } ]2 z3 W
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
" {; G5 W4 G- V& z7 D/ xHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
) F8 |* n. L0 f) c8 UPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 8 b1 l0 }/ y b2 x7 T$ Q* M8 `/ N
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... % y/ x7 I' u4 L0 n- b' x% p
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JEEP:
2 l5 U- B: t* i3 {8 EJust Eats Every Part 2 O% c- i# a. P' y4 ~) ~+ f
Just Empty Every Pocket 5 R# i( l- t: `( g) e* z
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly - b2 C# i, ?1 f! B& i4 Q
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
* O0 p; C/ C# C3 L5 S9 j4 f; GJinxed Engine has Extra Parts * C# q" w, t. ?, F
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! W2 l i5 T6 c. t4 K- CKick It Around
6 d4 z) G/ t& ~$ M9 S# J7 V* nKick It Again
% {' w" J$ M* GKilled In Action 7 W+ l# C9 ~" e$ H
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* B" L8 Q' E6 m. y( I3 h. ALOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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* q7 W% m# p5 H1 S( w6 ?% m( H# x; y3 NMG:
- r# x y7 L+ U; K/ u- QMoney Guzzler
# ?9 c) ?0 ? r3 y( FMostly Garaged
" K' k0 B% G% q1 b' U, eMajor Goof . v/ n* c/ u0 u6 y T: Y0 c
MGB: Might Go Backwards
1 T+ P3 f: K; ]3 f0 p/ T; {8 cMGB: Might Go, But . . .
6 S; M! ]4 U: I% ?& w/ Z$ aMGB: Motor Going Bad
& t0 `' [% m, ]* o$ B; HMGF: Might Go Forward 3 b* O1 S( u" R
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; j/ \- E+ S6 {! R, I, A, EMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 5 c" y F D" A) k
0 o' v2 [- W2 N8 t! d$ \$ @* SMOPAR 3 C& _( O; C% [- h& V) k( {: P) W) I9 }
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
5 A) U: L+ \0 XMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
" c t7 ?- K. m. bMost Often Passed At Races 3 \9 i: y( E& V, n' l
Mostly Old Parts And Rust & S: _1 F( A# y$ ~9 w! k# t
Move Over People Are Racing ; F' i) T4 P3 X$ b! \9 g4 A9 h
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
3 G9 n6 A+ s8 A4 `1 p$ H5 K8 \7 l, WMy Old Pig Ain't Running * o9 I& {6 y$ a1 f! W0 j
My Only Problems Are Repairs 0 F& m5 {2 G! E, F) M/ o; Q
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement ! a9 b- K0 @2 K# C! p" `9 M
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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, Y6 ]" ^6 L( V) W2 x4 GMUSTANG:
( k' [! y i9 ]5 k. D5 }) VMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good , D6 a3 e- {8 U. p- h8 k
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go $ p9 Z, g: ]( ~; b+ }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
4 {6 Y. @" K- B3 o% rMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: ) j. P- \1 @1 u- _ r& ~2 T1 i
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
+ q4 X: x6 D+ m. POverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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) G- ^3 n3 U6 {$ v' `PINTO: 2 f+ u+ Q$ ?7 f6 i6 b
Put In Nickel To Operate
7 T: R! C5 k4 t+ k* _2 IPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
) n5 r! W2 |+ v0 `/ ?Put In New Transmission Often
6 c" B4 x" E9 ~Pushed In Neutral Too Often 7 v7 J* i) b/ w$ h" m
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# M# u! V1 k5 t9 uPONTIAC:
1 G2 s0 ~ d- c3 L( i% S$ w* T" Z1 w/ yPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
$ W3 g6 x. K- v, I& a- pPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac ) g( I" ` o ^& {" c4 Q3 i" M
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8 p6 K1 q3 d5 I. }% T- m, N0 PProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
$ k: `. s) L, |% s$ _) q: cPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough , i: ^1 Y4 k! Z3 [9 B2 F+ y
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/ G( E/ K- L$ ]$ s$ Y# rSend Another Automobile Back
% ^/ \9 s) o3 _, g) W% A/ ISwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
1 Y. S: d$ k: S( Z/ E6 W1 KSad Attempt At Beauty
; A7 E: M( ^0 f2 G4 JSorry Auto, Always Broken ' h; i0 B$ @: ]
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 1 R% s4 ?3 q. l" ^0 J- r+ t1 {
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& z7 T$ T" a/ J- f9 |+ ESUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 5 M* j/ l3 O8 n+ J
; X7 Z! G5 C6 i/ gTOYOTA:
4 f3 V( Z% I- i6 \% ]9 SToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
* Z) {- H0 w- R/ K2 JTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass 7 k% K& h- ]! d ]; v- D
The One You Ought To Avoid $ t {" }$ d5 q- A
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TRIUMPH:
! T G8 o1 r2 f" F7 y# @& FThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
$ q% @; Z. ~6 Z8 i# }1 BTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 3 }* z7 x2 Y# @1 I# m
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Vintage Wreck & Z7 v/ }2 x. S' O# l! g
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